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Posted: Sun, 15/10/2023 15:59 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
15/10/23 || Issue #206 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“The important thing is not how long you live.... It's what you accomplish with your life.”
~ Grovyle (PMD)
Until the 10th of November, artists can send in their final products via Private Message to CatLady titled Advent Calendar Contest Entry! Make sure to tell her how many entries you have submitted as well.
The only accepted filetypes are png, jpg and jpeg.
It's best to upload on sites that only you and another person via URL can see - not a third person. It’s been like that for past contests as well. imgur dot com, tinypic dot com or for people who have deviantart, please use your sta dot sh (not your main gallery).
It has to be 650 pixels wide x 1000 long in pixels.Everything must be completely drawn by you! No official work from others, no stock images inside the artwork. Everything has to be done by you! (Brushes are allowed.)
If you manage to win, not only your artwork will be chosen, - but you can decide which Advent Pokémon from previous Events (excluding legendaries) to receive in its shiny form! [
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]Now with all the base work done, shall we take a look at today's theme? This December's theme is "Winter Holidays in the Past or Future". How did the Pokémon used to celebrate or lived in the past during Winter holidays? Or imagine how Pokémon will celebrate the Winter holidays in the future! It’s up to you.
You have to draw at least 1 Pokémon.
You are allowed to include your own (and/or others) Pokémon OCs/sonas, but they're not allowed to be alone, meaning you’d have to therefore draw at least 2 Pokémon!
Have fun drawing and g'luck~ 🍀
At one point, PokeHeroes had more guests than actual users online. It's still unclear why it happened.
However, there are many theories outside. For example, it could’ve been simply guest clicking, someone using cheat code (also known as scripts), new users wanting to join, etc. The most speculated explanation is that banned users are coming back to the site to have a look.
… and shared it on their social medias to have a look apparently…
I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
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-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
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Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
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It's Lechonk!
Its japanese name is “グルトン” (Gourton)
Lechonk is known as the “Hog” Pokémon
Typing:
(Normal)Ability: Aroma Veil | Gluttony
Hidden Ability: Thick Fat
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field
EHP: 4,080
Pokédex Entry: It searches for food all day. It possesses a keen sense of smell but doesn’t use it for anything other than foraging.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "[Its] head and bill make up the majority of its body. It has white feathers with a short, blue crest on top of its head."
2. "[A] large, dark-blue bird Pokémon with a red breast and face, [a blue stripe separates the red markings on its chest]. [...] Two long, pointed feathers with red tips form its tail [...]."
3. "[It] appears to be made of wood. A shaggy white mane covers most of its [...] trails down its back. [...] t has a long, pointed nose"
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
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Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
[i]Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Don’t follow the crowd on the 15th, 16th, and 17th. Emotional issues will surface with a friend, relative, or co-worker. Choose your words wisely to avoid letting a minor incident become a catastrophe. Pay attention to legal, medical, and financial opportunities; progress will be yours. You’ll find your people on the 18th and 19th if you participate in something that resonates with you. Take the initiative to pitch in and help; your suggestions will lead to a worthwhile connection. Keep your secrets and personal information to yourself on the 20th and 21st. A tempting offer won’t be as good as you think. Don’t let anyone convince you to participate in something beyond your physical capability.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Take a walk on the wild side on the 15th, 16th, and 17th and try something new and exciting. Get into a regimented health regime that exhilarates you to look and do your best. Invest in you, your future, and your dreams; everything will fall into place. A window of opportunity is opening, and personal gain looks promising. Romance is on the rise. Take a step back on the 18th and 19th and review your options. Eliminate what doesn’t fit in your plans so you can focus on what you feel passionate about pursuing. The input you receive will offer food for thought on the 20th and 21st. Take what you hear to heart but don’t let anyone dictate your next move. Be true to yourself.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Pay attention to detail on the 15th, 16th, and 17th when dealing with investments, medical issues, contracts, or institutions. Now is the time to make changes, update documents, or revise how you handle lingering situations. Seek advice before you address a partnership problem. Find out your rights and consider the fairest way to move forward. Refuse to let emotions cloud issues on the 18th and 19th. Get your facts straight and do your due diligence before you enter a debate. When in doubt, be observant and document everything you hear and see. Put your energy into something you care about on the 20th and 21st. Do what you can to make a difference without overreacting or setting off unnecessary alarms. Focus on self-improvement instead of trying to change others.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Take the plunge and try something new and exciting on the 15th, 16th, and 17th. What you discover about yourself will help you branch out in diverse directions that stimulate your creativity and encourage you to make personal changes to how you proceed. A lifestyle change looks promising. Embrace love and romance and enjoy what life has to offer. You may want to tone down how much you share on the 18th and 19th. Someone will twist your words or use what you say against you. Don’t discuss legal matters, investments, or health issues unless it’s with a specialist. Embrace change on the 20th and 21st, and doors will open. Don’t fear doing things differently or stepping out of your comfort zone if it means learning something new.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Speak your mind on the 15th, 16th, and 17th and resolve issues that are not very comforting or holding you back. How you project your thoughts will determine what happens next. Have alternatives to offer, and you’ll find common ground and gain support and confidence. Refuse to miss a good opportunity because someone fills your head with false information. Set high standards on the 18th and 19th and pay attention to where each dollar goes. Don’t buy into someone else’s dream. Follow the path that helps you discover what you want out of life. Participation will be a learning experience on the 20th and 21st. Keep your eyes open and digest what you see and hear. Networking will be informative. Take the messages you receive and fine-tune them to suit your needs.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Be a good listener on the 15th, 16th, and 17th, and you’ll discover something that will help you decipher if someone is trying to take advantage of you or is genuinely offering something worthwhile. You’ll learn the most by watching how others interact and researching the validity of their claim to fame. Change is upon you, don’t let temptation lead you in the wrong direction. Not everyone will give you an honest appraisal of what’s happening on the 18th and 19th. Ask questions, read between the lines, and consider whether doing your own thing is in your best interest. Actions will speak louder than words on the 20th and 21st. Do what you do best but don’t let anyone take advantage of you or talk you into something costly or labor-intensive.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Too much of anything will lead to trouble on the 15th, 16th, and 17th. Pace yourself, be strong and say no to temptation, and avoid making snap decisions that can affect your status quo. Choose your words wisely and dodge anyone pushing you into a debate or trying to talk you out of your cash. Concentrate on making personal improvements on the 18th and 19th that lift you and make you feel good about who you are, how you look, and what you can achieve. Say no to products that promise the impossible or that you don’t need. Put more thought into your professional plan or how best to improve or maintain your reputation. Please don’t fall for an offer fluffed up to make it appeal to you.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Stay active on the 15th, 16th, and 17th. What you accomplish will carry weight with the people you encounter. Your discipline and attentive attitude will lead to opportunities that have a positive influence and give you hope for a brighter future. Someone headed down a similar path will make your journey worthwhile but may cause upset with some of those closest to you. You’ll face opposition on the 18th and 19th due to a lack of understanding. The more explicit you are about your course of action, the easier it will be to gain approval. Take part in something that interests you on the 20th and 21st, and it will encourage you to make a change that leads to the life you aspire to achieve.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Emotional spending will be your downfall; keep your money in your wallet on the 15th, 16th, and 17th. Use your time to get fit, and restructure your routine to ensure good healthy. Be secretive regarding your plans; sharing before you reach your goal will cause undue stress and difficulty in achieving your goal. Reach out to old friends on the 18th and 19th, attend a reunion, or take a mental trip backward to reinforce that you don’t make the same mistakes twice. Use the past to reassure yourself that you are heading in the right direction and put your best foot forward. A clean break on the 20th and 21st will help resolve a domestic or financial issue. Refuse to let emotional manipulation lead to loss. Stand up for your rights.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Put pressure on yourself to take care of unfinished business on the 15th, 16th, and 17th at home and when dealing with personal matters. It will ease stress and get you closer to doing what you enjoy. Physical accomplishments will boost your ego and make you aware of what you can accomplish when you put your mind and body in high gear. Keep your finances to yourself on the 18th and 19th. Someone will pry if you are too accommodating, leaving you vulnerable. Your objective is to bring money in, not dish it out. Pay close attention to meaningful relationships on the 20th and 21st. Be aware of what others need and do your best to keep the peace. Love conquers all.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Keep your plans to yourself on the 15th, 16th, and 17th, and your eye on what you are trying to achieve. Someone will be eager to step in and take over or use your ideas to further themselves. Work quietly behind the scenes until you are ready to present and promote what you have to offer. Make accommodations at home to work in private. You’ll attract attention on the 18th and 19th if you put yourself out there and pursue your dreams. Expect someone competitive to be jealous. Protect your ideas and yourself from foul play. Turn an unexpected change into an opportunity on the 20th and 21st, and you’ll gain respect and a proposal too good to refuse. Turn your victory into something lucrative.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Research the 15th, 16th, and 17th. Get your facts straight and move forward doing things your way. Make changes that benefit you and engage in projects and pursuits encompassing what you know and do best. Own the spotlight, confidently perform, and deny anyone the chance to upstage you. Someone will have a hidden agenda on the 18th and 19th. Listen but don’t share too much about yourself or what you are working towards. Make changes at home to protect your property and your belongings. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Give whatever you do your best shot on the 20th and 21st, and make a statement that secures your reputation and position. A lifestyle change will improve your life financially, physically, and emotionally.
This week's joke:
Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them?
So when they come back they can Scandinavian!
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From BoomBoy
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Posted: Sun, 29/10/2023 18:33 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
29/10/23 || Issue #207 || Editors: Absbor
“I may faint, but I won't flee…”
~Kakuna from Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon
, Zombie
,
Witch 
; surprise
someone at their door by saying “Trick or Treat” 
or try to
“befriend them on facebook” 
. But
beware: you only have limited power. Level up and come back another
time.In the meantime you can interact with a lot of Pokémon. After buying specific Event Upgrades you can even wring out more
Halloween Sweets! Because with the Halloween Sweets you can buy everything else! From event
Pokémon, forme changers and plushies!!!What are you waiting for? Grab your basket and let’s go!
Along with the Halloween event, two new event plushies are running until the 5th of November. A shiny Pumkaboo and a shiny Gourgeist. In order to have both on your plushie pile, you have to spend at least 5k Dream Points
.Happy Spending~
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Water type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Happy Halloween”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The reason why this year’s special Missingno is called >MissingNo. (Marowak)< is because, it’s based on the games Red and Blue/Green. The dead mother of a story-relevant Cubone appeared in this ghost form in front of the player.
Source: Red, Blue/Green
Writer: Absbor
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It's Pawmot!
Its japanese name is “パーモット” (Parmot)
Pawmot is known as the “Hands-on” Pokémon
Typing:
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(Electric/Fighting)Ability: Volt Absorb | Natural Cure
Hidden Ability: Iron Fist
Evolution Line:
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--1000 Steps
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(Note: It can’t evolve on site yet)
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field
EHP: 4,080
Pokédex Violet Entry: Pawmot's fluffy fur acts as a battery. It can store the same amount of electricity as an electric car.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "[Its] head and bill make up the majority of its body. It has white feathers with a short, blue crest on top of its head."
2. "[A] large, dark-blue bird Pokémon with a red breast and face, [a blue stripe separates the red markings on its chest]. [...] Two long, pointed feathers with red tips form its tail [...]."
3. "[It] appears to be made of wood. A shaggy white mane covers most of its [...] trails down its back. [...] t has a long, pointed nose"
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
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Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
[i]Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- bstarrb did the easy and hard sudokus
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Take a breather, sit back, and rethink how you want to move forward on the 29th and 30th. An honest look at your options will help you envision your next move. Don’t let anyone dictate what’s best for you. Take responsibility, rely on common sense, and forge ahead with confidence. Someone will withhold information from you on the 31st and 1st. Do your research, and you’ll discover who you can trust and what’s best and next for you. A change of heart on the 2nd and 3rd will set you free and allow you to collect your thoughts and do as you please. Overreacting will be your demise on the 4th. Take a moment to consider the consequences before you say or do something you regret.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Go over your expenditures on the 29th and 30th and make your money work for you. Getting rid of debt will ease your mind and help you gain perspective on what’s important to you. A minimalist approach will help you wrap your head around what’s necessary. If given the chance, someone will take advantage of you financially on the 31st and 1st. Joint accounts or ventures will cause concern and can hurt your relationship. You’ll get a good sense of what’s possible on the 2nd and 3rd. Firm an offer or request something you want, and you will gain peace of mind. An investment or contract will require special attention on the 4th. Look over every detail and redefine your terms.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Do what you can on the 29th and 30th, but don’t let anyone pressure you to take on more than you can handle. It’s better to do less superbly than to take on additional responsibilities and fall short. Know your limits and maintain boundaries. You’ll receive false information on the 31st and 1st that will cloud your vision and point you in the wrong direction. Concentrate on fact-checking and distancing yourself from anyone who passes along fake news. Be a good listener on the 2nd and 3rd, and you’ll receive inside information to help you avoid a touchy emotional issue. Attend a social event on the 4th, but don’t give into temptation that can cost you financially or emotionally.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Spice things up on the 29th and 30th and enjoy yourself. Spending time with someone special will lead to conversations that impact your subsequent actions. Welcome a change and embrace the future with optimism. Verify information before passing it along on the 31st and 1st. A change will boost your confidence and prompt you to take advantage of an exciting suggestion. An enthusiastic attitude will raise your profile and attract allies. Express your feelings on the 2nd and 3rd; it will help you build a closer union with the people who count. Your enthusiasm and unique outlook will help you get your way. Be careful not to overdo it on the 4th or jeopardize your reputation. Avoid temptation and indulgence.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Don’t reveal personal information on the 29th and 30th. Familiarize yourself with every aspect of a project you want to pursue. Be suspicious of pie-in-the-sky offers. Take time to organize and prepare on the 31st and 1st. You’ll find it easier to deter interference if you leave nothing to chance. Distance yourself from anyone trying to entice you to participate or donate to something that isn’t important to you. Concentrate on your needs, not someone else’s. Clear up a misunderstanding that arises on the 2nd and 3rd with a colleague or ally. It’s best to be upfront to ensure no one broadsides you with a change of plans. Recognize and decline an offer on the 4th that can infringe on your emotional or financial well-being.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Rely on your resources on the 29th and 30th to help you get things done quickly, and a chance meeting with someone with something to offer will transpire. A suggestion will lead to a physical improvement that makes your life easier. Address situations that are confusing on the 31st and 1st. When in doubt, take a pass. Don’t limit what you can do by setting boundaries; collect your thoughts and clarify your position. Use your ingenuity, and you’ll devise a spot-on plan that is easy to apply to a situation you encounter. Someone will take advantage of you on the 4th if given the chance. Be skeptical of the information you receive and anyone trying to tempt or pressure you into something indulgent or costly.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Emotions will be close to the surface on the 29th and 30th. Dodge an argument by keeping your comments to yourself and putting space between you and those who upset you. Your power is your ability to try and get things done on time. Stay fixated on what’s important to you on the 31st and 1st—refuse to let anyone get the better of you using rhetoric that isn’t verified. Take nothing for granted and make truth your objective. Private matters will surface on the 2nd and 3rd if you let someone speak on your behalf. Be direct regarding where you stand and what you plan to do next. Giving in to pushy people on the 4th will not help you reach your goal. Do what’s best for you.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Get a head start on the 29th and 30th, and you’ll gain ground. A kind gesture will win points and encourage good results when building support. A change of scenery or a word with someone in a powerful position will help you gain ground. Be careful not to offer time or money to someone taking advantage of your devotion or beliefs on the 31st and 1st. Go to great lengths to find the truth, even if it isn’t what you want to hear. Take the stage on the 2nd and 3rd and spread the word. Your insight and knowledge will help others make better choices based on your experience. Be a leader, not a follower, on the 4th, and you’ll differentiate yourself from the crowd.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Do whatever it takes to keep the peace on the 29th and 30th. Concentrate on home improvements, investment opportunities, and a healthy lifestyle, and you’ll deter anyone from complaining or criticizing you. Speak from the heart on the 31st and 1st, but don’t exaggerate to get your point across, or someone will do their best to make you look bad. Check out an interest you, and you’ll figure out what to do next. Take care of your responsibilities on the 2nd and 3rd and live up to your promises, and you will avoid an emotional scene. Look for an investment opportunity to lower your debt and secure your lifestyle. Mingle with people with something to offer on the 4th, and you’ll gain insight into a position that interests you.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Jump on an opportunity to align yourself with someone who shares your motives on the 29th and 30th, and it will augment your plans and help you make a difference. A meeting, trip, or reunion will offer insight into new possibilities. Don’t offer to pay for others or donate to something foreign to you on the 31st and 1st. Emotional manipulation will mess with your mind if you let someone take liberties. Set boundaries and let your intuition guide you. Share your thoughts on the 2nd and 3rd, and you’ll inspire someone with something to contribute to your cause. A vivid imagination will paint a picture that is hard to ignore. Don’t let a change someone makes on the 4th disrupt your plans. Take the high road and proceed.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Consider your options on the 29th and 30th and talk to someone in a position of authority to ensure you are heading in the right direction. Question anyone using manipulative tactics, and you’ll recognize if they plan to take you for granted. Plant your feet firmly on the ground on the 31st and 1st, and clarify your position. Partnerships will undergo change that requires your immediate attention. Don’t ignore critical issues on the 2nd and 3rd. Review documents, contracts, and medical issues and address any changes that need your attention. A force play may be necessary if you face opposition. The only way to gain the upper hand on the 4th is to follow your heart and do what’s best for you. Pay attention to detail.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Nothing is impossible on the 29th and 30th if you give it your best shot. Your ability to initiate and complete whatever you take on will astound onlookers and position you for victory. Believe in yourself, and the skies are the limit. Go easy on others on the 31st and 1st to avoid disappointment or damage to your credibility. Be kind and understanding, and you’ll maintain your status quo. Opportunity knocks on the 2nd and 3rd. Be ready to take advantage of whatever comes your way, and the outcome will help you bring about positive change, financial gain, and unique ideas that will separate you from any competition you face. Handle adversity on the 4th with compassion and charm. Be a straight shooter and stand up for your rights and beliefs.
This week's joke:
I'm a photographer of myself. You could say I'm selfie-employed.
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From here
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile.
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
-
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 19/11/2023 16:19 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
19/11/23 || Issue #208 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Ouch… I'm not done yet! [...] Protecting my friends is my duty!”
~ Nidorina from PSMD
Good luck shiny hunting~
Over the course of recent months using the Global Trade Station has become a weird place. Some spam the GTS full and others just want to become incredibly rich fast and some are stuck in the past and can’t move forward. Until the moment a user has finally snapped starting on the 6th of November. It heated up so much that out of frustration this user left the site.
For clarification, we don’t know both sides. We don’t know the full story of each other and have to stay neutral as possible as witch hunting is forbidden. I’m asking you the same. I know it’s hard to do it. Please remember, first and foremost: this is a game about clicking.
Calm yourself down and come back later. Talk to one another instead of reporting each other immediately. If it’s not working out, don’t engage with one another again.
Totally Not Satire Times
Spam it to win it?
A local PH User recently spammed a Hashtag, after seeing a post prompting them to do it for a chance to win a prize. "I saw the post, and thought I could try my luck at one of those giveaways, I always see people do.", they said in an interview, "I knew it was against the rules, but the prize was a Magikarp! How could I have passed this chance up?".
After logging in the next day, they saw 2 notifications, one congratulating them for winning, and another warning them for breaking the rules. "I was honestly too excited to care about the warning." they stated, "Once this suspension was over, I claimed my prize and became a proud owner of a Magikarp. And of course I will be more careful about the rules in the future, I wouldn't wann- Oh look a giveaway, where I have to reply with my favourite swear word? That seems easy enough."
We haven't heard back from them ever since.
Written by PokeFan007
An old Event Plushie Distribution reran from 6th November. Every 5th one, which is roughly 2k
, is shiny too! Only until the 19th of November,
Mesprit plushies could be piled up on top of your collections!Happy Spending~
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The move "Splash" original name is "はねる" which means to hop. This makes more sense for the other Pokémon learning this move like Buneary, Hoppip, Clefairy, Wynaut, Spoink, Bounsweet, Mimikyu and Cosmog.
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Tarountula!
Its japanese name is “タマンチュラ” (Tamantula)
Tarountula is known as the “String Ball” Pokémon
Typing:
(Bug)Ability: Insomnia
Hidden Ability: Stake Out
Evolution Line:
--15--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Bug
EHP: ?
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: The ball of threads wrapped around its body is elastic enough to deflect the scythes of Scyther, this Pokémon’s natural enemy.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. It's the seagull of the Pokémon world.
2. Which Pokémon is white, has a green bowl cut and big red horns?
3. "... is a small bird [] with dark blue feathers. A red marking [] stretches from its chest to its forehead and it has a white underside. [...] Two sharply pointed feathers form its tail."
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 2/3
- ~Hummus~ 3/3
Made by Rice
Pokemon Unscramble!
I haven’t heard from Unscramble Master Penguin in a long time. This section has to be removed. My apologies.
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- bstarrb did the easy and hard sudokus
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Leithana: “It is a very cute newspaper and project *nod nod*”
Main Editor: I thank you for reading through our newspaper. I’m glad to know you enjoy it. 😁
HashiraSobble~: “Wow it is really good, I just started reading the latest post a few minutes ago and it is top notch.”
Main Editor: “Thank you for reading our paper and liking it. I’m glad to have secured yet another reader! ^w^”
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: You’ll get ahead if you can be passionate about someone or something on the 19th and 20th without letting your emotions interfere. Think before you get involved in a discussion that can alienate you from loved ones. Address how you earn your living on the 21st and 22nd and the best way to invest and grow your money. Embrace changes that make you mentally, emotionally, financially, and physically responsible for yourself. Do what’s best for you. You’ll gain clarity on the 23rd and 24th regarding how you want to use your skills. Put a long-term plan that offers more stability and security moving forward. Refuse to let anyone twist your arm on the 25th. If there is something you don’t want to do, say no and go about your business.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Take your time on the 19th and 20th; if you act hastily, you’ll face setbacks. Discipline and common sense are necessary to get ahead without conflicts. Less talk and taking more action on the 21st and 22nd will help you get where you want to go. Trust your ability instead of letting someone bamboozle you into doing things to their specifications. Put your energy where it suits your needs. Pay attention to where the money goes on the 23rd and 24th. Educate yourself regarding investments, setting budgets, and living within your means. Focus on making a positive lifestyle change on the 25th. What you achieve will ease stress and give you a new lease on life, love, and happiness. Be good to yourself.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Mull over what you want to say on the 19th and 20th and fact-check before you reveal any controversial information. Compliments will work better than criticism if you want someone to pitch in and help. Rethink your spending policy on the 21st and 22nd and create a financial plan to help you reduce debt. Call an expert to help fine-tune your long-term goals when in doubt. Get moving on the 23rd and 24th. You have plenty of ground to cover if you want to stay on schedule and meet the demands you’ve put on yourself. Don’t ignore a chance to learn something valuable. Be receptive and open to suggestions. Look around you on the 25th, take a breather, and enjoy relaxing with loved ones.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Overreacting on the 19th and 20th will set you back. Think twice before you say or do something you regret. It’s best to take a deep breath and consider your options. Put kindness and consideration first. Review your schedule on the 21st and 22nd, and consider doing things you enjoy doing most. An open mind and heart will lead to positive change and a decision to improve your relationship with someone special. Put your energy where it counts on the 23rd and 24th, and you’ll accomplish something that enriches your life. Time spent with someone challenging you to improve will lead to self-awareness and satisfaction. Discipline will pay off on the 25th and encourage you to connect with someone who enjoys the same things.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Do what you do best on the 19th and 20th. Refuse to let challengers slow you down or make you feel insecure. Use intelligence to stop anyone who tries to take over or dismantle your plans. Emotions will be close to the surface on the 21st and 22nd. Be careful how you react to someone’s negativity. A positive attitude will protect you from being led astray. You can outmaneuver anyone who gets in your way on the 23rd and 24th. Rely on the life lessons that impact your life to encourage you to say and do what’s right. Honesty will clear up a misunderstanding and inspire new beginnings. Pay attention to detail on the 25th; you won’t be disappointed with what transpires. Communication, love, and romance are favored.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Gather information and assess situations, and you’ll find unique ways to micromanage your time and use your skills on the 19th and 20th to reach your goal. Challenge yourself to discover new possibilities and to use your skills diversely. Take advantage of any opportunity to focus on completion on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll feel good about your accomplishments. Reconnecting with someone from your past will offer insight into something you aren’t aware of regarding your life skills and social attributes. Concentrate on your responsibilities on the 23rd and 24th and finish what you start. Refuse to let your emotions stand between you and taking care of business. Live and learn on the 25th. Listen to what someone with more experience says, and you’ll get ahead.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Question everyone and everything on the 19th and 20th. Gather facts, assess situations, and decide what’s best for you. Attend events that you find mentally stimulating and offer valuable connections. Let your Leo charm lead the way. An imaginative approach on the 21st and 22nd to learning and expanding your skills will pay off. Address domestic problems to ensure you have the comfort and convenience you want and need to relax and rejuvenate. Get out and socialize on the 23rd and 24th, and you’ll expand your mind and gain experience that helps you connect with like-minded people. Personal improvements will lead to respect and financial gain. Make changes for the right reason on the 25th. If you let emotions or an outsider interfere, backtracking will be necessary.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Anger and resentment will hold you back on the 19th and 20th. Concentrate on the changes you can make that will help you reach your goal instead of wasting time trying to explain yourself to someone trying to take advantage of you. You’ll gravitate toward creative individuals on the 21st and 22nd. Before you share private information, question if the person is trustworthy. Pay attention to finances and domestic situations. Listen to what others say on the 23rd and 24th and make changes to ward off conflicts. Look for a positive outlet and blow off steam. The downtime will help you put things in perspective. Settle any differences on the 25th before you move forward. It’s best to find out who is on your side before you start something new.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: You need a pick-me-up on the 19th and 20th that will revive your energy and give you hope for a brighter future. A physical challenge or self-improvement project will help boost your energy and confidence. Look for alternative ways to bring in more cash on the 21st and 22nd. A creative project will spark your imagination and help you recognize how to use your skills diversely and offer something in demand. You’ll feel akin to someone on the 23rd and 24th who makes you think and who provides suggestions that can help you expand your interests. Love and romance are in the stars. Go over every detail on the 25th before you decide to move. Home improvements that help cut your overhead are favored.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Hold your thoughts on the 19th and 20th, examine the evidence, and consider how to deal with an emotional situation. You may crave change, but consider the financial or emotional cost first. You’ll view a problem with clarity on the 21st and 22nd if you are observant and let your intuition lead the way. Look for a creative outlet that gives you time and space to create what you want before you share your plans with friends and family. Pay attention to where the money goes on the 23rd and 24th. Make yourself aware of hidden costs before you proceed. Make more time for what’s important to you. Join forces with someone you love and respect on the 25th and plan an elevating day.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Get moving on the 19th and 20th. Greater involvement with friends, relatives, or peers will lift your spirits and give you something to consider regarding what you do for a living and what makes you happy. Refuse to let anyone talk you into something you don’t agree with or want to pursue on the 21st and 22nd. Protect against emotional blackmail or domestic problems based on fiction, not fact. Refuse to give in to a bully. Sign up for something you’ll enjoy on the 24th and 25th and put your troubles behind you. A day of fun will inspire you to take better care of yourself. Address financial situations on the 25th and adjust what isn’t benefiting you. Sell off what you don’t use and budget for what you want.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Listen on the 19th and 20th, but don’t believe everything you hear. Follow the dots, get the facts, and do what makes sense. Using your imagination will help close the gap between where you are and what you are trying to achieve. Improve your outlook and life on the 21st and 22nd by exploring the possibilities, discussing your plans with someone trustworthy, and starting the process. Don’t second guess your next move on the 23rd and 24th. Go over the details and keep your plans a secret until you are confident you have all your facts, costs, and timeline in place. You’ll discover something that makes you feel better about yourself on the 25th and makes your home more convenient and comfortable. Live in the moment and enjoy what you have.
This week's joke:
A pony went to see the doctor, because it couldn't speak.
"I know what's wrong," said the doctor. "You're a little horse!"
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We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 26/11/2023 19:45 (11 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
26/11/23 || Issue #209 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“I can't take this… [...] I'm exhausted, but I can still go on...”
~Pikachu from PSMD
The goods are on sale! Special offers can be bought for nuggets only. Do you want to buy an Event Pass, Common, Uncommon or Rare? Or do you prefer to go after this year’s special offer?
At the bottom of all good deals, you can earn some nuggets as well. For all your hard work of clicking away!
Don’t forget the small note below, the nuggets were reduced by up to a whopping 24%!
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Bug type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Rumble exploration”. Congratulations to the top 3~4 winners!
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
If you’re playing the higher or lower game which fulfils the Beauty Contest task and your next task is also a HoL game, then you have to start a new higher or lower game. Because the task recognizes the current open game still as the previous task.
Source: Painful experience from the Main Editor's side
Writer: Absbor
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It's Spritzee!
Its japanese name is “シュシュプ” (Shushupu)
Spritzee is known as the “Perfume” Pokémon
Typing:
(Fairy)Ability: Healer
Hidden Ability: Aroma Veil
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Fairy
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: It emits a scent that enraptures those who smell it. This fragrance changes depending on what it has eaten.
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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon wears a white tutu, has long green hair and 2 red horns.
2. This is an evolved form from no. 1 and can only be obtained, if it's biological male and used a Dawn Stone.
3. While this evolved form from no. 1 can be obtained automatically when it hits level 30.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Pamper yourself on the 26th. Take time to reassess what you want to do next, and refuse to let anyone monopolize your time. Concentrate on home improvements on the 27th and 28th, or update your skills to take advantage of trends. Don’t let the changes others make entice you. Invest in yourself, not someone else. A change at work or to your surroundings on the 29th, 30th, and 1st will require adjusting to ensure you have a suitable environment to achieve your goals. Protect against unnecessary physical changes that can affect your emotional well-being. There is power in your passion on the 2nd. Express your feelings, surround yourself with positive people, and look out for your best interests. Say no to indulgent suggestions.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Pay attention on the 26th. Listen, observe, and protect your secrets, passwords, and identity. Someone you encounter will be misleading, manipulative, or tend to exaggerate. Stick to your plans on the 27th and 28th. Refuse to let last-minute changes get you down. Someone close to you will use emotional tactics to change your mind. When in doubt, sit tight until you feel comfortable deciding what to do next. Choose to do something creative on the 29th, 30th, and 1st, or attend an event that allows you to network or brainstorm with someone you respect, and an unexpected opportunity will unfold. Pay attention to technology on the 2nd and what’s changing in your professional sector. The information you gather will reinforce how to direct your energy and expand your knowledge and skills.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Learn as you go on the 26th, but don’t take anything for granted. Verify any information you receive before you get your plans underway. Pay attention to detail and get offers in writing. You’ll gain a different perspective on the 27th and 28th regarding friends, relatives, and peers. Listen to what they reveal and share your thoughts and compassion. Self-improvement and personal growth are favored. Consider the changes necessary on the 29th, 30th, and 1st to make your space user-friendly. Don’t let anyone talk you into something that isn’t going to make your life comfortable and convenient. Adjust your timetable to meet your demands on the 2nd. Participation will lead to new and exciting people and pastimes to help you network to the top.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Learn as you go on the 26th, but don’t take anything for granted. Verify any information you receive before you get your plans underway. Pay attention to detail and get offers in writing. You’ll gain a different perspective on the 27th and 28th regarding friends, relatives, and peers. Listen to what they reveal and share your thoughts and compassion. Self-improvement and personal growth are favored. Consider the changes necessary on the 29th, 30th, and 1st to make your space user-friendly. Don’t let anyone talk you into something that isn’t going to make your life comfortable and convenient. Adjust your timetable to meet your demands on the 2nd. Participation will lead to new and exciting people and pastimes to help you network to the top.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Learn as you go on the 26th, but don’t take anything for granted. Verify any information you receive before you get your plans underway. Pay attention to detail and get offers in writing. You’ll gain a different perspective on the 27th and 28th regarding friends, relatives, and peers. Listen to what they reveal and share your thoughts and compassion. Self-improvement and personal growth are favored. Consider the changes necessary on the 29th, 30th, and 1st to make your space user-friendly. Don’t let anyone talk you into something that isn’t going to make your life comfortable and convenient. Adjust your timetable to meet your demands on the 2nd. Participation will lead to new and exciting people and pastimes to help you network to the top.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Time spent with people who share your interests on the 26th will give you insight into how to use your skills to generate cash or add stability to your life. Someone will spark your interest or imagination on the 27th and 28th, but before getting involved, consider whether the proposition or information you receive is viable. Your emotions will skyrocket on the 29th, 30th, and 1st while the Moon travels through your Sun sign. Channel creative energy into something you love doing, and you’ll gain valuable insight into your next project or move. Put more thought into how you use your energy on the 2nd, and you’ll achieve something worthwhile instead of wasting time laboring over something you cannot change. Be proactive and forge ahead.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Focus on the process and completing what you start on the 26th. Participate in learning to let go of whatever isn’t working for you anymore. Put a budget in place and a hold on indulgent behavior. Reach out on the 27th and 28th, and connect with people who spark your imagination. Participate in talks, but don’t make promises you cannot keep. Listen, ask questions, and apply common sense before committing to anything. Keep your plans to yourself on the 29th, 30th, and 1st. The less others know, the easier it will be to avoid interference. Trust your instincts and take a disciplined approach to achieving your goal. You can have fun on the 2nd without overspending. Make plans with someone you love, or focus on pampering yourself.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: A change of scenery on the 26th will be eye-opening. Consider how you can improve your life mentally, emotionally, and financially. Don’t let things fester on the 27th and 28th. Reach out and address issues causing you grief, and you’ll find a solution that offers the security and stability you require to achieve peace of mind. Reach out to someone you trust to give you good advice on the 29th, 30th, and 1st. Keep your personal information safe, and be wary of anyone with ulterior motives. Time is on your side; avoid making a snap decision or giving someone information that can put you in a vulnerable position. Go about your business secretively on the 2nd. The less you share, the better.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Invest more time, energy, and money in you and your surroundings. Altering your living arrangements to lower debt will put your mind at ease. Live and learn on the 27th and 28th. Communication will open your mind to a host of new ideas that can help you engage in learning, updating your skills, and trying something new. A reunion or travel will expand your vision. Don’t let emotions interfere with your choices on the 29th, 30th, and 1st. Sort through your options before you discuss your plans openly. An opportunity may not be ideal, but it can help you reach your objective. Ask, and you shall receive it on the 2nd. Communication will help you resolve unfinished business and open doors to new beginnings.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: You can gain ground on the 26th if you structure a plan and start the process. Change is up to you; don’t lollygag; research and act. Go over your expenditures on the 27th and 28th. Cut corners and set a budget that allows you to breathe financially. Don’t trust someone else to know what’s best for you. Stay in control. You’ll earn plenty if you get into an emotional conversation on the 29th, 30th, and 1st. Listen while those you encounter divulge sensitive information. The knowledge you gain will encourage you to implement a change that will stabilize your life. Do your best to simplify your life and relationships on the 2nd. Express your feelings and follow through with your plans.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Make a financial plan on the 26th before spending on something you don’t need. Being proactive and money-smart will help you avoid unnecessary debt. Emotions will surface due to relationship differences on the 27th and 28th. Don’t assume someone feels or wants the same things as you. A misunderstanding will prevail if you aren’t forthright about your likes and dislikes. Pay attention to detail and how much things cost on the 29th, 30th, and 1st. It’s essential to know your limits and recognize what’s possible. Honest communication will spare you from taking on more than you can handle. Hard work will pay off on the 2nd. Invest more time and effort into honing your skills and managing your money and time better.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: A lifestyle change on the 26th will raise awareness. Home improvements will encourage you to be grateful for what you have. Reach out on the 27th and 28th to someone reliable, and the input you receive will help you discover a new or more efficient way to use your knowledge and skills. Steer clear of joint ventures or people trying to control your life. Use your energy wisely on the 29th, 30th, and 1st. You’ll run out of steam if you take on too much. Consider what’s important to you and concentrate on handling one thing at a time. An innovative approach to money and work well. Pay off. Sum up your relationships on the 2nd and make changes that free up time with those who count.
This week's joke:
How do bees go to school?
By school buzz!
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From here (you can click “reject ads” 3x in different forms)
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
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Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 03/12/2023 17:53 (11 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
03/12/23 || Issue #210 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“I won't fall! I'm not joking!”
~ Nidoking from PSMD
In this year's advent calendar event, you can pick between five different calendars. Everyday you can login and get a different task. Once you have completed that task, you will be rewarded with a gift. This gift is different every day. It can be an evolutionary stone, an egg or something else.
Someone who completes 20 days will be rewarded with the option between two new event legendaries! (Maybe something to do with Miraidon and Koraidon?) But if you complete all of them, you receive both.
The advent calendars were made last month by other users of the site in a competition, in which these five art pieces were chosen: I will quickly describe them all. You can also check them out using the link above.
The first one is a lovely one, which BluRay has made of a shiny Goodra giving a present to a Hisuian Goodra.
The second one is in a future theme, with an Iron Thorns being a Christmas tree, made by the user Castalia.
The third one, made by CraysonShark is a picture of a bunch of pokemon surprising Koraidon with a Christmas present.
The fourth one has many pokemon, celebrating and decorating on an open field. This was made by the user Kyatra.
And last but not least we have the fifth one, which was made by Lorry14. This is one with an Amaura and an Aurorus receiving a Christmas present.
The task on day one was to make 2000 interactions.
Reward was
On day 2 was the task to spend 2000 pokedollars in the item market.
The reward was
Challenge 1: make 1500 interactions
Challenge 2: solve 10 hangman
Reward:
Swimming out, Surfman
Professor Oak cheating scandal
For my first article, while searching for something to write about, I went up to professor Rowan to ask him if he wanted to help me. He is a famous man around here and knows everyone on Pokeheroes.
I'm currently helping him in a competition with Professor Oak to see who can train the best Yamper. This is a competition about who is the better professor: there is A LOT on the line here.
While I was making sure our Yamper was the best of the two, Rowan told me Professor Oak was feeding his Yamper rare candies! This changes the competition from being skill-based, to being who can spend the most money. Rowan and me both decided it would be best if we trained him the normal way.
It is to be seen which Yamper is going to be better: a Yamper which is trained manually, or one with rare candies.
Swimming out, Surfman.
Request any 'mon from the Shadow Radar Services, any day, all day, at a low low price you couldn't beat anywhere else on Pokéheroes!
Or if shinies are more your gig, you can use their Shiny Radar Services to purchase whatever shiny Pokémon your heart desires at affordable rates and reliable speed!
There's also a huge backlog of items and Pokémon you can order from, so there's bound to be a product just for you!
But if you're indecisive, you can order one of the Christmas Surprise bundles for as little as 1kpd, and receive a little bundle of unknown joy!
The Market is also hiring and buying! If you're willing to work small hours for a reliable wage, or sell some of your excess 'mons (Treecko are in always demand!) then the Market is definitely worth checking out!
Visit and read the rules here.
Written by BoomBoy
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Quest Pokémon can't be sold.
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It's Nymble!
Its japanese name is “マメバッタ” (Mamebatta)
Nymble is known as the “Grasshopper” Pokémon
Typing:
(Bug)Ability: Swarm
Hidden Ability: Tinted Lens
Evolution Line:
--24--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Bug
EHP: ???
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: It has its third set of legs folded up. When it’s in a tough spot, this Pokémon jumps over 30 feet using the strength of its legs.
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No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This bug type Pokémon is found near water, skating on top of it.
2. This Pokémon is a mushroom from grass type with frills ending its beige overlay.
3. This Pokémon is yellow, has 2 dark boxing gloves and red rings on its cheecks.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
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Main Editor: We thank you so much for discovering us and enjoying us. ^w^
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Weigh the pros and cons of an emotional situation that needs addressing on the 3rd, and you’ll discover how to get what you want by offering compensation to those standing in your way. Don’t let anger set in on the 4th, 5th, and 6th when an opportunity awaits. Talk facts and lay out a plan that offers positive change. You may not capture everyone’s attention, but you’ll gain enough support to follow through and complete your objectives. Let your heart lead the way on the 7th and 8th, and discipline help you achieve your mission. Refuse to let drama or ego hinder your chance to be successful. Know who your allies are on the 9th and put your energy into nurturing relationships that can help you reach your goal.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Refuse to let anyone blindside you on the 3rd with a last-minute change. Prepare to state facts and downplay an exaggerated point of view someone tries to use against you. Take the initiative to advance on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Use your mental attributes over physical, and you will find yourself in a superior position when all is said and done. Personal improvements will help you shine in the eyes of others and give you the confidence to push toward your objective. Don’t waste time on things you can’t change on the 7th and 8th. Recognize who is to your benefit and distance yourself from those who hold you back. A physical improvement on the 9th will prompt compliments that boost your ego and encourage romance.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Sit tight on the 3rd. Spontaneity may be exciting, but changes made when emotions take over aren’t likely to end the way you anticipate. Keep your thoughts and feelings to yourself on the 4th, 5th, and 6th, and you’ll avoid interference from someone trying to take advantage of you. Use your charm to outmaneuver anyone prying into your affairs. Take care of responsibilities on the 7th and 8th before someone brings your obligations to your attention. Being prompt and finishing what you start will give you leverage. Refuse to let anyone step in and take over. Control is necessary if you want to get ahead. Listen on the 9th, and you’ll gain insight into a proposition that can improve your status quo. An unexpected opportunity deserves attention.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Enrich your life on the 3rd by expanding your mind and learning or trying something new and exciting. Being a participant will encourage you to connect with people from different backgrounds. A change of plans on the 4th, 5th, and 6th will play out in your favor. Go with the flow, and you’ll discover something that piques your interest and points you in a new direction. Don’t fear change; embrace life and what it has to offer. You can secure your position and add stability to your life on the 7th and 8th. An opportunity to spend time with someone special will bring you closer together. Share feelings and suggest lifestyle changes. Don’t hesitate on the 9th when a chance to expand your interests or explore new possibilities arises. Follow your heart.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Apply energy on the 3rd, where it will bring the highest return. Nurture meaningful relationships and do whatever it takes to stabilize your lifestyle, position, and prospects. Avoid excessive behavior and drama. Keep your distance on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Don’t get caught in someone else’s dilemma or argument. Maintain integrity and high standards regardless of what others do or say. Focus on getting the facts straight and using the information you gather to avoid trouble. Consider your objective on the 7th and 8th before you sign up to participate in something time-consuming. Rethink your motives and redirect your energy to ensure you benefit. You won’t be able to share secrets or gossip on the 9th without repercussions. Think twice before you divulge something you shouldn’t.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Attend a reunion or reconnect with someone from your past on the 3rd. The information you receive will remind you of a pastime that brought you joy. Use your imagination, and you’ll find a way to recapture precious moments. A change at home or to your living arrangements on the 4th, 5th, and 6th will positively impact your future. Consider the possibilities, and don’t hesitate to make a move. A change will revitalize you on the 7th and 8th, but it will be costly if you aren’t well-informed. Research what’s possible, talk to experts and make choices based on what works for you financially. Get together with people who motivate you on the 9th, and it will help you choose what you want to pursue. Love is favored.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Test your skills on the 3rd, participate in physical activities, or make home improvements that add to your comfort or entertainment. Romance is on the rise, and personal growth is apparent. Don’t take on debt or believe everything you hear on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Premature changes will put you in a vulnerable position. You’ll gain far more if you focus on self-improvement, building physical strength, and having fun with friends and family. Think before you act on the 7th and 8th. Keep personal and professional matters separate. Don’t take a risk with your health or emotional well-being. Keep the peace on the 9th. Get out and do something you enjoy. Physical activities will help lower stress and anxiety and build strength and stability.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Review what’s happening on the 3rd before making a move. Focus on tidying up loose ends before you start something new. Don’t take on more than you can handle. Take a moment to decipher what’s true and what isn’t on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Get your facts straight and let others divulge their thoughts, and you’ll find a way to move forward with the least amount of interference. Tension will build on the 7th and 8th if you get involved in a joint venture or shared expenses. Recap what you are willing to be responsible for before committing. Let your actions speak for you on the 9th. Show confidence, present the facts, and keep moving forward.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Start talking, reach out to people you want to collaborate with on the 3rd, and offer your services and skills to those you want to help. Getting a better understanding of what’s possible will point you in the right direction. Sum up what your plans will cost on the 4th, 5th, and 6th, and you’ll get a better timeline to make your dreams come true. Work alongside others instead of going into battle over trivial matters, and you’ll achieve your objective. Emotions will surface on the 7th and 8th if you let someone bully you. Use your intelligence, remain calm, and take the path that suits you best. Stability will be yours on the 9th if you are true to yourself and finish what you start.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Don’t make unnecessary changes on the 3rd. Live with what you’ve got; you’ll save money and time and avoid friction with someone who isn’t likely to see things your way. Money matters are best dealt with swiftly on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Avoid joint ventures or donating more than you can afford. Stay focused on building security and a safe place to reside. Be open regarding your feelings, and you’ll gain respect and support. Say less and observe more on the 7th and 8th; you’ll gain insight into your options. Be prepared to take control and act on your behalf. You can gain ground if you reflect and respond on the 9th based on the experience and knowledge you gain through negotiations. Romance is in the stars.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: It’s time to sprint on the 3rd and eliminate unfinished projects. The relief from having a clean slate and fresh start will encourage new beginnings. Listen carefully on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Someone will try to mislead or redirect you. Prepare to fight back with truth and facts, and you’ll gain respect and discover new opportunities. Freshen up your skills and knowledge and pursue your goals. Don’t waste time on the 7th and 8th on emotional situations that are costly financially or intellectually. Put an end to what isn’t working for you, and move along. Follow through with a good idea on the 9th, and an opportunity will present itself. Someone you connect with will give you hope for a brighter future.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Don’t let an unexpected loss or expense hold you back on the 3rd. Take your time, check your options, and you’ll surpass your expectations. You can spin anything into something great on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Speak passionately about your intentions and push forward with discipline and force. A positive change at home or to your living arrangements will solve an ongoing problem. Take control and do what’s necessary. You’ll face some opposition on the 7th and 8th, but if you keep things out in the open, the backup you receive will be enough to conquer what you set out to achieve. You’ll be in an excellent position to exploit your potential and your dreams on the 9th. Don’t hold back when you have so much to gain.
This week's joke:
I don’t know why I lost my job at the keyboard factory…
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
😹😂
From r/dadjokes
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
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♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 10/12/2023 17:01 (11 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
10/12/23 || Issue #211 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“This is rough, but it's also fun at the same time. ♪ Ha ha ha!”
~ Wigglytuff from PSMD
Advent Calendar
Day 4Task: Gift 2 users a plushie worth at least 40dp
Day 5
task: buy 10 lottery tickets
Day 6
Task: Catch 5 Pokémon in the beach
Day 7
Task: feed 200 berries to pokemon
Day 8
Task 1: bid on an auction
Task 2: interact with 25 pokemon on the index page
Day 9
Task: Gift 2 users a plushie worth at least 40dp
Day 10
Task 1: make 2500 interactions
Task 2: flip the coin 100 times
Swimming out, Surfman
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
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-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
While completing your dex for the achievement, it’s apparently not important for the Pokémon to have hatched already while it's in the egg in your party.
Source: Zotz
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It's Naclstack!
Its japanese name is “ジオヅム” (Jiodumu)
Naclstack is known as the “Rock Salt” Pokémon
Typing:
(Rock)Ability: Purifying Salt | Sturdy
Hidden Ability: Clear Body
Evolution Line:
--24--> 
--38--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Mineral
EHP: ???
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: It compresses rock salt inside its body and shoots out hardened salt pellets with enough force to perforate an iron sheet.
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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This is the mushroom which evolved to become a fighter.
2. This heavy-weight Pokémon is based on sumo-wrestlers.
3. This Bug-Pokémon has 3 wing pairs. 2 pairs are smaller and translucent and the bigger pair is on its head and meant to scare away predators with its eyes.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
“:0”
Drawn by Cardboard_Spaghetti
“Pirate Cove Man”
Drawn by Berrypass (dA Source)
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Pause the 10th and reassess your current position, experience, and knowledge regarding a situation or lifestyle change you are considering. Don’t act in haste or cause upset prematurely. You’ll gain insight into what’s possible on the 11th, 12th, and 13th if you have a heart-to-heart discussion with someone close to you. An opportunity you receive isn’t likely to live up to your expectations. Take a fresh look at an offer on the 14th and 15th, and you’ll get a different perspective regarding what to do next. Keep your plans simple, and you won’t be disappointed. Focus on what you can do on the 16th instead of worrying about things you cannot control. Be a good listener, avoid overreacting, and don’t feel you must follow the crowd.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Savor the moment and do your best on the 10th. Enjoy being with someone you love and discuss a plan that helps you save money and leads to a happy lifestyle. Get the facts before you react on the 11th, 12th, and 13th. False information can lead to a family feud. Concentrate on personal gains, self-improvement, and doing something nice for the ones you love. Connect with someone you know you can count on for sound advice on the 14th and 15th, and you’ll get more than what you ask for and plenty to think about. A positive change is heading your way. Don’t overspend on the 16th or be tempted to indulge. A healthy lifestyle and positive attitude are more conducive to achieving personal happiness.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Pay attention on the 10th and question anything that sounds far-fetched. Keep what you decide to do next a secret until you are fully prepared. Travel, educational pursuits, and setting high standards on the 11th, 12th, and 13th will help you avoid a mishap. Trust your instincts, not what others try to persuade you to believe. An energetic display will let others know how dedicated you are and what you can do. Take a moment to review your budget on the 14th and 15th before you adopt the generosity of the festive season. Cap your spending to avoid financial stress. Ask questions on the 16th if you have doubts about something. Say no to temptation and excess, and focus on using your connections to further your cause.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Choose peace, love, commitment, and common sense on the 10th, and everything will fall into place. Your insight will lead to the desired outcome, and talks will result in positive change. Cover every angle on the 11th, 12th, and 13th before you proceed. Factor in costs and squelch excessive behavior before it’s too late. Keep tabs on your cash and be honest about what you are willing to do and spend. You’ll get a good look at what’s possible on the 14th and 15th, and if you act fast, you’ll make a profit doing something that interests you. Embrace change, implement self-improvement, and make romance a priority. Don’t let your emotions lead you down a slippery slope on the 16th. Overreacting will put you in a precarious position.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Keep your thoughts to yourself on the 10th. Being a good listener will give insight into facts. Truth matters; you’ll want to maintain your integrity to avoid a showdown. It’s time to deal with relationships on the 11th, 12th, and 13th. Ask direct questions and make choices based on what you can live with and support. Partnerships require trust and honesty to survive. Make your position clear, and do what’s necessary. Pay attention to where your money is going on the 14th and 15th. Invest in yourself and focus on upgrading your qualifications and expanding your interests. Put your heart into fixing what’s broken on the 16th. Mend relationships, network, and approach those who can contribute to your success.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Savor precious moments on the 10th; it will help you stay positive regarding what’s yet to come. Put the power of love and personal growth at the top of your list. Work diligently on the 11th, 12th, and 13th to ensure you take care of responsibilities and important business before the year ends. Don’t lose sight of your values, integrity, or truth. Avoid letting anyone misinterpret or lead you astray. Live life your way. Nurture what’s important to you on the 14th and 15th. Spend time with loved ones and share intentions and plans that give you hope for a brighter future. You may want to cut back on the 16th and rest. Too much of anything will cost you physically and emotionally. Focus on healing and well-being.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Spontaneity will work against you on the 10th. Keep your thoughts and emotions to yourself and focus on learning and personal gains. Physical activities will help ease stress. Avoid emotional manipulation on the 11th, 12th, and 13th by refusing to let anyone pressure you or put you in an awkward position. Do what makes you happy and distance yourself from those who try to exploit you. Trust your instincts, not what others tell you. Take care of responsibilities and unfinished business on the 14th and 15th; it will ease your mind and ward off criticism. Be upfront on the 16th about what you expect from others and what you are willing to do in return. Leave nothing to chance, and you won’t be disappointed or caught off guard.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Follow through with your thoughts on the 10th and share your vision. Getting together with friends or family will offer a safe platform to test what works and what doesn’t in a friendly environment. Problems at home will cause emotional uncertainty on the 11th, 12th, and 13th. Bide your time, listen carefully, and offer sound advice. Your words will carry weight and make a difference to someone you love. Make travel plans, sign up for something that interests you, or create unique plans with people with similar specialties. The information you share will lead to worthwhile opportunities. Romance is in the stars. Pay attention to what’s happening at home on the 16th, and you’ll dodge a mishap. Fact-checking is a must, along with compassion and understanding.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Review your investments on the 10th and consider adjusting your portfolio. A financial gain is apparent along with joint ventures and offers that can improve your living situation. Reach out to people who share your concerns on the 11th, 12th, and 13th, and you’ll receive information to help you decide what to do next. A chance to change how you earn your living looks promising, but get what you want in writing before you agree to make a move. Revise your plans on the 14th and 15th to ensure you come out of a financial deal with a surplus. Don’t expect someone to be fair regarding cash, property, or joint holdings. Don’t overreact on the 16th; do what’s necessary and leave the past behind you.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Enjoy the spirit of the season on the 10th, contact people you miss, or make special plans with someone you love. Enjoy preparing your place for upcoming events or sorting through unfinished business. Don’t overspend or be tempted to do something you can’t afford on the 11th, 12th, and 13th. Know your limits and structure your time and schedule to reflect your best interests. It’s time to make peace with yourself and distance yourself from chaos. Talks with a friend, relative, or colleague on the 14th and 15th will help you decide your next move. An unexpected opportunity will interest you. A decision will lead to emotional tension on the 16th. Stick to the facts when sharing your thoughts with loved ones.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Determine what works best for you on the 10th instead of relying on others to take control or confuse you with false information. Do your research. Don’t race through your chores or responsibilities on the 11th, 12th, and 13th, or you’ll be disappointed by the results. Gather information, know what you are dealing with, and revise your plan until it fits your circumstances. You’ll gain insight into how someone feels on the 14th and 15th. Look for the good in everyone and offer positive input to ensure favorable outcomes. You can save money on the 16th if you say no to emotional spending. You can’t buy love, but you can offer kindness, hope, and a token of your appreciation without going into debt.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Share your thoughts and wisdom on the 10th, and you’ll gain respect and support. The changes or festive preparations you make at home will please the ones you love. Additions that add to your comfort or entertainment are favored. Abide by the rules on the 11th, 12th, and 13th to avoid being caught with an unexpected fee. Put your mind at ease by taking care of business first. Someone will likely offer false information, verify facts, and finish things on time. An innovative approach to investments and handling money matters on the 14th and 15th will encourage financial gains and an opportunity to upgrade your lifestyle. An emotional misinterpretation on the 16th will affect a meaningful relationship. Pay attention and do what’s right. Romance is favored.
This week's joke:
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of their uncles are ants!
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From winkgo (full of ads, beware)
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 5 Dec NekoScrub & Babyeevee22
- 6 Dec ShinxThunderFangCrunch
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 17/12/2023 14:34 (11 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
17/12/23 || Issue #212 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“My eyes... My vision's becoming blurry... Wait! I don't have eyes...”
~Zubat from PSMD (about to faint)
These gifts can be send to another user on the server. They can contain the following:
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Common Gifts
- Poké Ball (1~5)
- Game Chips (50~500)
- Any common Berry (5~20)
Uncommon Gifts
- Great Ball (1~3)
- Ultra Ball (1~3)
- 1 Ice Gem
- 1 Ice Stone
- 1 Soothe Bell
- Kyurem Plushie (Black)
- Kyurem Plushie (White)
- 1 of any Vitamin
- Event Points (10~190, in multiples of ten)
Rare Gifts
- 1 Dragon Gem
- Retro Delibird egg
- Retro Stantler egg
- DNA Splicer (Black)
- DNA Splicer (White)
- Poké Ball (1~5)
- Game Chips (50~500)
- Any common Berry (5~20)
Uncommon Gifts
- Great Ball (1~3)
- Ultra Ball (1~3)
- 1 Ice Gem
- 1 Ice Stone
- 1 Soothe Bell
- Kyurem Plushie (Black)
- Kyurem Plushie (White)
- 1 of any Vitamin
- Event Points (10~190, in multiples of ten)
Rare Gifts
- 1 Dragon Gem
- Retro Delibird egg
- Retro Stantler egg
- DNA Splicer (Black)
- DNA Splicer (White)
This is the only time of the year where we can get retro Delibird and retro Stantler eggs (not including the auction house, of course). This is also the only time in the year where you can get your Black Kyurem and White Kyurem plushies.
5 gifts can be given for pokedollar, starting at the low price of 250, but it increases by 250 for every gift you send. After these 5 gifts, you can continue to send them for 20 nuggets, which does not increase in prize.
Swimming out, Surfman
Advent calendar tasks this week:
Day 11
Task 1: fill your party with 4 fire type pokémon
Day 12
Task: send a present to a friend.
Day 13
No Task
Day 14
Task: place 5 ice pokemon in your party
Day 15
Task 1: send a Christmas Card
Task 2: interact with 2.5 Pokémon
Day 16
Task: share your goals for 2024 with the hashtag #NewBeginnings
Day 17
Task: make 3500 interactions
Swimming out, Surfman & fueled with Absbor’s input
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Fixed shiny rates, like retros or “every fifth one…” are not affected by the fountain, while everything else is.
Source: Riako
Writer: Absbor
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It's Tadbulb!
Its japanese name is “ズピカ” (Zupika)
Tadbulb is known as the “EleTadpole” Pokémon
Typing:
(Electric)Ability: Own Tempo | Static
Hidden Ability: Damp
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Water 1
EHP: 5,355
Violet Pokédex Entry: It floats using the electricity stored in its body. When thunderclouds are around, Tadbulb will float higher off the ground.
PH Dex: Tadbulb shakes its tail to generate electricity. If it senses danger, it will make its head blink on and off to alert its allies.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This is no. 3's final evolution.
2. "It's a white, sloth-like, bipedal [] with a red tuft on its forehead."
3. This is the Pokémon equivalent of a sloth!
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Consider what’s entailed before accepting responsibilities on the 17th. Taking on too much can lead to falling short. Only offer what’s feasible to avoid disrupting what matters most to you. Tally up how much you can afford to spend on the 18th and 19th before going on a shopping spree. Be realistic when dealing with others and expect the same in return. Too much of anything will lead to regret. Do an excellent job on the 20th and 21st, live up to your promises, and the returns will exceed your expectations. Call on reliable sources to ensure your success and reward them handsomely for being there for you. Refuse to get involved in feuds on the 22nd and 23rd with financial or emotional costs. Be the voice of reason.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Be a good listener on the 17th, and you will receive valuable information that will help navigate you through upcoming family festivities. Your insight and tactfulness will win points and allies. Tidy up loose ends at work on the 18th and 19th, and it will put your mind at ease and encourage less stress as the year ends. Refuse to let anger surface over trivial matters. Mull over the information you gather on the 20th and 21st, and you will recognize its authenticity and value. Make concessions and changes that won’t jeopardize your income or prospects. Invest time and money in your future. A positive financial change is heading your way on the 22nd and 23rd. An early gift will be emotionally priceless. Be grateful for what you receive.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Define your objective on the 17th. Scour the internet for answers, gather and verify facts, and make your way to the finish line. Take responsibility for your happiness and success. You’ll face opposition on the 18th and 19th if you deal with institutions or authority figures. Put your faith and energy into personal gain, learning, and finishing what you start. Do something you feel passionate about on the 20th and 21st, and you’ll find a path that helps you incorporate something you enjoy doing into your everyday routine or a money-making opportunity. Use your imagination and shoot for the stars. A change of scenery on the 22nd and 23rd will give you a different perspective on what’s available and how to use your skills to empower your dreams.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Keep your emotions in check on the 17th. It will be easy to misinterpret what someone says or is offering you. Don’t expect others to do things for you; it’s up to you to make changes that suit your needs. Look for an opportunity on the 18th and 19th, and you’ll discover something interesting. A position that allows you to update and use your skills in diverse ways will help you set a new standard in your chosen field. Put money matters in perspective on the 20th and 21st, and you’ll find a way to reduce overhead and debt. Eliminate expenses that are a luxury. Size up your domestic situation on the 22nd and 23rd and engage in changes that make you happy. Love and romance are favored.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Check out what’s available on the 17th and make your presence felt. You can influence others if you are direct, accurate, and passionate about what you have to offer. Someone will twist your words or play emotional mind games with you on the 18th and 19th. Don’t get angry; channel your energy into what’s important to you and distance yourself from negativity, jealousy, and combative rhetoric. Set high standards on the 20th and 21st and associate with people who make you think, question, and promote positive change. Don’t donate or pay for others; invest more in yourself. Work secretively on the 22nd and 23rd until you have everything in place. Presenting your ideas and concepts too soon will put you in a vulnerable position. Protect your assets and ideas.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Go over your ideas and plan for your future on the 17th. Keep your concepts simple and express your intentions with precision. Don’t worry about what others do; take the road congruent with your plans. You can dazzle a crowd on the 18th and 19th. Let your creativity lead the way, and the suggestions you receive will lead to opportunities beyond your expectations. Push for what you want, and personal gain will follow. Self-improvement, acceptance, and love are favored. Focus on completion on the 20th and 21st. Refuse to let an emotional situation thwart your productivity. Rely on your resources on the 22nd and 23rd to get you to the finish line. Change begins with you; call the shots and keep your eye on achieving your desired results.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Participation will lead to information on the 17th. Let your friendly demeanor work its charm on those you encounter. Mingle safely; steer clear of individuals showing signs of illness or anger. You’ll receive misinformation on the 18th and 19th if you attend a reunion, seminar, or networking function. Be sure to ask questions and get referrals to avoid making mistakes or missing out on something you want to pursue. Step into the limelight on the 20th and 21st; someone will see your potential. An opportunity can change your life, but first, don’t let compliments and your ego trust hearsay; get what you want in writing. Take the time to reevaluate your position on the 22nd and 23rd and protect what you have worked hard to acquire.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Pay attention to what’s happening at home on the 17th. Rely on your instincts to help counter an incident that can ruin your plans. Show compassion and interest in what others do and say on the 18th and 19th and offer suggestions encouraging you to participate in something that can help you explore new options. Be honest about your intentions and promises, and the opportunities that develop will be gratifying. Pay attention to money matters on the 20th and 21st. Tally up where your cash is flowing and put a stop to subscriptions or other expenses you don’t use. Share your plans on the 22nd and 23rd, express your gratitude, and make moves that offer opportunities that suit your lifestyle. Personal growth is apparent, and romance is favored.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Get involved in activities on the 17th that are fun but challenging and include friends, children, or those who test you physically. An issue regarding a colleague, job, or prospect will surface on the 18th and 19th. Choose your words carefully and refuse to let anger set in when patience and guidance are necessary. Put your heart and soul into whatever you do on the 20th and 21st, and you’ll thrive. Honesty, integrity, and determination will help you rise above any challenge you face if you don’t second-guess yourself or let insecurity take over. Seize the moment and do your best. Pay attention to expenditures on the 22nd and 23rd. Put a budget in place to deter overspending, and shop around to ensure you get the best price possible.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: An emotional incident will result in a relationship problem on the 17th. You can resolve issues quickly if you are upfront and share your thoughts and feelings. Talks will lead to resolutions on the 18th and 19th. You can tidy up loose ends and manufacture the lifestyle you want through communication, a positive attitude, and making changes that make you happy. Put more thought into managing money or earning your keep on the 20th and 21st. An opportunity that allows you to use your attributes to get ahead looks promising. Revisit expenditures investments and put a budget in place. Spending time with loved ones on the 22nd and 23rd will offer insight into last-minute gifts that aren’t costly but sure to please. Romance is prominent.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Keep moving forward on the 17th. Apply yourself, and you will get everything done on your to-do list. Refuse to give in to someone’s lies or manipulation. Trust your instincts and proceed. Weigh the pros and cons on the 18th and 19th before you do something you live to regret. Don’t let emotions and ego distance you from facts and truth. Prepare for festivities on the 20th and 21st. Turn your space into comfort and joy and open your doors to friends and family. Share your thoughts and feelings and live up to your promises. Revisit difficult situations on the 22nd and 23rd with someone you respect and count on for good advice. The fitting gesture can be worth a thousand words. Make your presence felt, and your words count.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Refrain from making financial or domestic decisions on the 17th. A premature change will offer more problems than solutions. Focus on the implications and rethink your next move. You’ll be in an excellent position to wheel and deal on the 18th and 19th. Fix up your place and prepare for the festivities. Now is the time to embrace peace, love, and joy and to alleviate anger and chaos. An emotional situation involving someone close will make you think about your future on the 20th and 21st. Consider your options, but don’t make an emotional choice based on too little information. Share your thoughts, feelings, and home with loved ones on the 22nd and 23rd, and what transpires will fill your heart with joy and offer clarity to difficult situations.
This week's joke:
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
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From menshealth
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 25/12/2023 13:51 (10 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
25/12/23 || Issue #213 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Delivering presents to all children in the world is my dream!”
~Delibird from PSMD
An old Event Plushie Distribution is rerunning since the 18th December. Watch out: it doesn't have a shiny version! Only until the 31st of December, Moltres plushies can be piled up on top of your collections!
Happy Spending~
Advent calendar tasks this week:
Day 18
Task: make 20 interactions on the index page
Day 19
Task 1: set up an auction
Task 2: bid on 3 auctions
Day 20
Task: set up a wondertrade
Day 21
Task 1: send 2 christmas cards
Task 2: hatch 3 eggs
Task 3: flip the coin 20 times
Day 22
Task: make 2,000 interactions
Day 23
Task: have a Vanillite, a Spheal and a Delibird in your party
Day 24
Task 1: interact with 8 eggs/pokemon in the index page
Task 2: hatch 4 eggs
Task 3: set up a wondertrade
Task 4: close your eyes and make a wish!
Swimming out, Surfman
The two event legendaries you can get for opening all 24 doors are:
& 
And for opening at least 20, you’re allowed to choose only 1 of them.
Happy Festives wishes the PH Times~☃
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Flying type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Holiday Season”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
When battling Rotom for the first time in the mainline games, Diamond & Pearl, the battle theme for legendary Pokémon is played. This might be the main reason why people used to think or still think that Rotom is a legendary Pokémon - even although it's not.
(But it does beg the question why the Pokémon Company did that and what they originally wanted to do with Rotom?)
Source: diamond gamplay footage 6:20 - 6:45 and legendary battle theme 02:11:38 - 02:12:45
Writer: Absbor
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It's Kilowattrel!
Its japanese name is “タイカイデン” (Taikaiden)
Kilowattrel is known as the “Frigatebird” Pokémon
Typing:
(Electric Flying)Ability: Wind Power | Volt Absorb
Hidden Ability: Competitive
Evolution Line:
--25--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Water 1 & Flying
EHP: ???
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: Kilowattrel inflates its throat sac to amplify its electricity. By riding the wind, this Pokémon can fly over 430 miles in a day.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This is the leftover shell of 2 and 3.
2. This is a cicada-like ninja with two pairs of wings.
3. This base/1st stage Pokémon is from Bug and Ground type.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: You can fill your home with joy on the 24th, 25th, and 26th without going overboard. Spend less money and channel your time and energy into what counts. Make others feel loved, safe, and good about themselves, and you have already done more than money can buy. Set a good example, and you’ll have no regrets. You’ll have an underlying desire to do something different on the 27th and 28th. Updating your look or planning a surprise for someone you love will bring you as much joy as it does loved ones. You’ll be in the mood to get things done on the 29th and 30th. Address partnership issues to ensure you are on the same page, or if you are single, attend an event geared toward meeting someone of interest.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: You’ll face choices on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Refuse to let outside influences step in and confuse you. Call on your conscience to ensure you do what’s right and best for you. Go over your choices, adjust to the facts and figures you face, and look for an alternative that makes sense. Refuse to let anyone bait you into an argument on the 27th and 28th. Rise above and show gratitude in your attitude, and you’ll come out on top. A romantic gesture will pay off and help you write the next chapter in your life. Take care of professional responsibilities on the 29th and 30th that need tending to before the year ends, and it will boost your reputation. Leave nothing to chance.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Pick up the pace on the 24th, 25th, and 26th, and get the momentum flowing. Let your actions and affection be the greatest gift this festive season. Reach out to those you love and catch up; find the magic in the moment, and the spark that gives you hope for a brighter future. Gossip will cause trouble on the 27th and 28th. Keep your secrets safe and your emotions under control. Revisit your spending habits and restructure your financial plan. Think about the past on the 29th and 30th and consider a resolution to help you excel as you enter a new year. Sometimes, it’s not just change that brings you joy; being true and good to yourself counts. Love is in the stars.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Money will slip through your fingers on the 24th, 25th, and 26th if you let gimmicks and scammers looking for a cash-grab mess with your mind. Spending without thought or for the sake of pleasing someone won’t gain respect or make you feel better. Stick close to home on the 27th and 28th, and consider the changes you want to complete in the upcoming year. Household projects that encourage lowering your overhead and making your life easier will put your mind at ease and bring your family closer together. Don’t count on a long shot on the 29th and 30th when a planned venture is your best bet. Inside information received looks promising, but before you venture down that path, get the lowdown and use common sense.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Play it safe, use common sense, and monitor your spending on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Don’t get drawn into last-minute purchases or trying to please everyone when time and money are short; honesty, love, and affection will make a difference. A healthy attitude, physical activity, and family fun will suffice. You may want to express your feelings on the 27th and 28th instead of agreeing to do something that doesn’t interest you. Follow your heart in a desirable direction and meet like-minded people. Don’t get caught in what others claim to be the latest and greatest on the 29th and 30th; look around and be grateful for what you have. Choose the path that leads to self-improvement, not trying to have more or outdo others.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Give others a chance to step in and do their part on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Making the ones you love contribute will bring you closer together and help you get things done with plenty of time to enjoy one another’s company. Use your imagination, and you’ll please everyone you encounter. A kind gesture can change someone’s state of mind. Emotions will surface on the 27th and 28th if you extend your budget above and beyond your needs. Don’t wait; put a new plan and budget in place and put your mind at ease. Don’t let temptation take over on the 29th and 30th when control and discipline are necessary. Excessive behavior will restore your confidence, fitness, and health regime. Practice saying, “No thanks”.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Plan your next adventure, surround yourself with loved ones, and enjoy the moment on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Laughter, sharing memories, and entertainment that puts a smile on your face can be yours without putting a dent in your wallet if you are innovative, thoughtful, and loving. Refuse to let the choices others make on the 27th and 28th stir your emotions into doing something you shouldn’t. Learn from the experience and move along. It’s okay to operate at your own pace and follow the path that makes the most sense. Make plans on the 29th and 30th to close the year with the people who bring out the best in you. Share your intentions; love and romance are on the rise.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Emotional manipulation is apparent on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Refuse to let your love for someone precede your respect for yourself. If you let experience and intuition be your guide, it will become straightforward how maintaining dignity and pleasing the ones you love can manifest. It’s a matter of changing the dialogue from negative to positive. Share thoughts and feelings with someone you love on the 27th and 28th, and you’ll find new ways to ensure you both get what you want as you move toward a new year. Nothing is impossible if you put in the time. An unexpected change will turn out better than anticipated on the 29th and 30th. Don’t worry; bide your time and watch the universe unfold.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Travel, events, and reuniting with friends and family will top your to-do list on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Be ready to sprint as the festivities begin. Be a good monitor for those who don’t see eye to eye and a positive advocate for those who need help. Your gestures will have more value than words or gifts can offer. Shared expenses or joint ventures will change on the 27th and 28th if honesty doesn’t prevail. Keep the door of communication open to reduce emotional damage. Nothing is impossible if you work toward a resolution on a united front. Stop dragging your feet on the 29th and 30th, and prepare for what lies ahead. Plan your actions, adjust your mindset to positive, and address what makes you happy.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Pay attention to where your money goes on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. It may be the season for giving, but don’t forget that charity begins at home. Make a difference and put your energy into bringing joy to loved ones, offer your services to a soup kitchen, or make a gesture that turns a frown into a smile. Take care, and share your motto. Reuniting with old friends will be informative on the 27th and 28th. Listen, share thoughts, and ask questions, and it will impact how you live. Keep tabs on investments and plan for an affordable future. An emotional transition will unfold on the 29th and 30th if you can’t agree with someone influencing your financial future. Protect your assets, possessions, and your reputation.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Head in the direction that appeals to you most on the 24th, 25th, and 26th, not the destination that someone pressures you to visit. It’s important to be true to yourself, honor those who have always been there for you, and find a way to appease everyone in some small but effective manner. Tidy up loose ends on the 27th and 28th, and you’ll feel better about your future. If you leave your responsibilities in someone else’s hands, you’ll be disappointed by the outcome. You know how to have fun, so set the stage on the 29th and 30th for romance or kicking back with cherished friends. Keep your conversations honest and your expenditures doable; a good time will transpire. Love conquers all.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Open your doors and heart to those you love on the 24th, 25th, and 26th. Your warmth and affection will make a difference for those needing a pick-me-up. An unexpected opportunity, gift, or gain will lift your spirits and give you hope for a better future. Stifle anyone touting gossip or lies. Do what you can to make a difference in other’s lives on the 27th and 28th. A donation, kind gesture, compliment, or just listening or sitting silently holding someone’s hand can have a tremendous effect. Keep track of your money on the 29th and 30th, and don’t share information about your worth. Stick close to home and only spend on necessities, even if someone uses emotional manipulation.
This week's joke:
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
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From menshealth
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 07/01/2024 16:01 (10 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
07/12/23 || Issue #214 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“You should never give up on your dream, no matter how hard it may be to achieve it.”
~Delibird from PSMD
A new Event Distribution is rerunning until the 24th of January. You can obtain the material arts baby, Kubfu!
Additionally, its evolution items (Scroll of Darkness and Scroll of Water) can be found while rumbling through galar!
The first egg’s milestone is 8k points. Second one is 14.4k points. For all 3 you need to get 41.6k points! Which is an additional 19.2k points.
The 4th egg is 25.6k points. Lastly for 5 altogether it’s 97.2k points, which alone is 30k points more.
On top of that, the shiny boost is strong~ Let’s get to it, shall we?
Thank you to Lycario, loketoke and Qiaokeli for aiding me with the numbers.
On the second day of the new year, the Kubfu egg received its own sprite skin.
Before it used to have a normal egg sprite.
On 4th January gems traded for the raylong quest has been now implemented into the game to be counted as >traded with Gem Collector<.
This can be seen in your stats, counts towards the discount and helps you therefore unlock the galar map too.
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Kubfu’s (Dakuma) japanese name might be a play on words. Among them is hit, bear and “cultivation of skills”, which could lead to believing that Kubfu is currently in training and mastering a fighting technique.
Which is true, as it’s training to master at least a style (main line games).
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Dipplin!
Its japanese name is “カミッチュ” (Kamicchu)
Dipplin is known as the “Candy Apple” Pokémon
Typing:
(Grass Dragon)Ability: Supersweet Syrup | Gluttony
Hidden Ability: Sticky Hold
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Grass & Dragon
EHP: ???
Pokédex Entries: Dipplin is two creatures in one Pokémon. The head sticking out belongs to the fore-wyrm, while the tail belongs to the core-wyrm.
the Syrupy Apple image is used from the chinese wiki
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. Its ears serves as loudspeakers and the power of its volume destroys things.
2. This pink Pokémon prefers to whisper, but can get loud non-stop.
3. This incredible loud Pokémon is the final stage of Pokémon 1 and 2.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: An emotional situation on the 7th will leave you scrambling. Call on someone you can rely on for suggestions, and you’ll discover how to turn a negative situation into something positive. You’ll require insight and facts on the 8th and 9th to avoid getting into a difficult financial situation. Someone regarding investments or shared expenses will take advantage of you if you don’t opt-out. Don’t be a follower; look out for your interests, and do your own thing. Keep your eye on what’s happening around you on the 10th and 11th. An opportunity to stabilize your personal or financial position looks promising. Take time on the 12th and 13th to enjoy the company of loved ones. Family outings, reunions, or romancing someone you love will bring you joy.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Let your intuition lead the way on the 7th and gravitate toward something or someone you find unique. The insight you gain into yourself and what’s possible will be enlightening. Be careful on the 8th and 9th; if you offer more than you can deliver, it will affect your reputation and your ability to get ahead. Connect with someone who shares your point of view on the 10th and 11th, and you’ll develop a plan to raise your awareness, income, and prospects. Positive thoughts will lead to personal growth and gain. Take a step back on the 12th and 13th and review every detail. Knowing what you are up against will help you make better choices. Don’t buy unnecessarily. Emotional spending will set you back.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Find a way to make your money grow on the 7th or an alternative to how you use your skills, and it will help you supplement your income. Learn something new on the 8th and 9th, leading to a job offer or path to building a small business. Don’t get discouraged; research, taking a course, or picking up a new talent will lead to a worthwhile connection. Taking on too much on the 10th and 11th will bog you down. Don’t cut corners or do a haphazard job, or someone will offer criticism. Attend something uplifting on the 12th and 13th, like a reunion or gathering with people you have something in common, and it will turn into an opportunity to market yourself.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Decide what works best for you on the 7th and adjust your routine to fit your schedule. Putting your energy into something that interests you will help you hone a skill that leads to personal satisfaction. Think twice on the 8th and 9th before parting with your money. Don’t buy what you don’t need. Putting restrictions on your spending habits will help you save for something that makes your life substantially better. Round out your attributes on the 10th and 11th to ensure you have honed your skills to reach your goals. The effort you put in now will pay off when an opportunity comes along. Think matters through on the 12th and 13th, and don’t hesitate to say no to anyone pushing you in an undesirable direction.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Evaluate your relationships on the 7th and consider how to capitalize on connections with something to offer. Look at partnerships as building blocks to a better future. Offer to share what’s fair to enhance your results. If you are too eager or receptive on the 8th and 9th, someone will take advantage of you. Refuse to let emotions take over, costing you a friendship or financial loss. Keep your plans to yourself on the 10th and 11th, and you’ll finish things on time. Observing an expert will help you visualize what’s possible and encourage you to follow through. Express your thoughts on the 12th and 13th, and the feedback you receive will help push you in a positive direction. Don’t take a risk; make changes that are failproof.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Turn your dream into a reality on the 7th. Speak up, share your feelings, and make plans that will encourage you to take the path that offers freedom to be and do what makes you happy. Consider who you are dealing with on the 8th and 9th and question the validity of the information you receive. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Don’t gossip or offer misleading hearsay. A joint venture or shared expenses will help you reach your objective on the 10th and 11th. Use your imagination and connections to devise a means to lower your overhead and share the workload. Learn all you can about someone’s situation on the 12th and 13th before you offer to get involved. It’s best not to take an emotional risk.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Get involved in events or activities that put a smile on your face on the 7th, and you’ll connect with someone special. The information you gather will be a game changer. Emotional matters will escalate on the 8th and 9th if someone is misleading. Question and verify the information you receive before you decide to get involved or make a move. Concentrate on getting ahead on the 10th and 11th. Reach out and connect with people who can help you advance. Apply for a new position or expand your skills to meet market demands. Simplify situations on the 12th and 13th. Maintaining control of a situation will help manage the fallout from a misunderstanding. Choose your words wisely and honor promises. Self-improvement, love, and romance are in the stars.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Emotional problems will surface on the 7th if you or someone close to you isn’t willing to adapt to change. Consider what’s best for everyone and offer incentives to ensure positive results. What you do on the 8th and 9th will make a difference. Participate in events that allow you to promote what you have to offer. Travel, learning, and networking are in your best interest on the 10th and 11th. Interacting with experts and like-minded people will lead to new opportunities. Be honest regarding your feelings and long-term plans. It’s best not to mislead someone or let anyone take advantage of you. An offer may excite you on the 12th and 13th, but before you agree, find out what’s entailed and get what you want in writing.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Put more thought into using your skills and experience differently on the 7th, and you’ll see a path that interests you. Don’t believe everything you hear on the 8th and 9th. Someone you know through business will offer misleading information. Go directly to the source and get the details. A kind gesture will help you maintain your status quo and get what you want. Don’t let anger set in on the 10th and 11th when reform is what you need to implement. Address issues, make a change, and avoid indulgent or excessive behavior. You can have fun on the 12th and 13th without going into debt. Go for a hike or spend time at home with someone you love. Personal growth and improvement are favored.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Use your imagination on the 7th, and you’ll devise a unique way to display what you have to offer. An emotional connection will develop with someone who wants to make a move. Be hesitant on the 8th and 9th when dealing with partnerships and joint financial affairs. Overspending on something that isn’t necessary will lead to unwanted debt. Put your energy on the 10th and 11th where it will benefit you the most. Communication is essential, but before starting a discussion, marinate your thoughts until you develop an ironclad idea that will sit well with friends and family. A change will cause an emotional situation to escalate on the 12th and 13th. Before you implement change, get the support of anyone affected by your decision.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Establish what’s important to you on the 7th and how you can use your experience and energy to turn your wishes into something concrete. Stand your ground on the 8th and 9th, question anything that doesn’t sound right or puts you in a vulnerable position, and redirect your thoughts and enthusiasm toward something that will stabilize your situation. What you do on the 10th and 11th will have a more significant impact on you than what you say. Follow through with promises and concentrate on making your surroundings more accommodating. A solid foundation built on truth and honesty will pay off. Use your charm to captivate attention on the 12th and 13th, and all eyes will be on you, but first, make sure you can deliver what you suggest.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Call on someone you can count on for hands-on help on the 7th. Using cash and muscle, you can achieve something that has a positive impact on how you live. Someone will withhold information on the 8th and 9th. Don’t make a premature move. Get the facts, figures, and written commitment before you agree to something that can disrupt your life emotionally or financially. Make a domestic change on the 10th and 11th, and you’ll find something that motivates you. Stop worrying about what others think or do, and start doing what lifts your spirits and improves your life. A financial gain looks possible on the 12th and 13th if you join forces with someone you love or sell off something you no longer need.
This week's joke:
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue!
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From menshealth
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
~ 3 January: Rice
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 28/01/2024 17:04 (9 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
28/01/24 || Issue #215 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“May I offer one of the mushrooms on my back as a token of friendship?”
~ Paras from PSMD
Kyurem has returned to Emera Town in its annual winter migration! In its search for caring trainers who spread the love of interacting, it will offer gifts to trainers who interact a bunch. It could take just a few clicks or it could take hundreds of thousands, so it will reward the most patient of players. But, interacting with berries has a 20% higher chance of causing it to appear!!
.Kyurem will appear in your userbar, as you can see in this image from the days when PH was in Times New Roman. Dark times they were indeed.
That better have been the Daycare Owner...
Kyurem will stick around until the end of the 10th of February. See the announcement post for more information and FAQs
Written by BoomBoy.
In your Pokéradar history page, you can now click on the images of the shiny Pokémon to go to their profile (so long as it hasn't been released). This feature was suggested by RoyalGecko.
In order to work retroactively, shinies you've already hatched have to be searched for, which might take a little time longer for a couple of Pokémon, so don't worry if the link isn't quite working yet.
P.S. is it Pokéradar or PokéRadar? Riako can't seem to make his mind up... eh
Written by BoomBoy
Finally after such a long time of "0 more Dream Points have to be spent at the Dream World Shop until new Plushies are added to the shop," 2 new plushies got added and 5 limited plushies restocked!
Grab one of the limited plushies until they're gone and used up for collectors instead!!
But for now; let's take a look at them, shall we~?
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(drawn by Tesoro)
20 (drawn by Hime-Nyan)
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250 75
250 60
Happy spending y'all~
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Darm type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Winter Wonderland”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Shroodle and Grafaiai are the only Pokémon right now with the type combination poison and normal.
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Grafaiai!
Its japanese name is “タギングル” (Taggingru)
Grafaiai is known as the “Toxic Monkey” Pokémon
Typing:
(Poison Normal)Ability: Unburden | Poison Touch
Hidden Ability: Prankster
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field
EHP: ???
Violet Pokédex Entry: Each Grafaiai paints its own individual pattern, and it will paint that same pattern over and over again throughout its life.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon is known to be cute but its hair very scary. Thanks to its gimmick evolution it gains another muzzle.
2. This Pokémon's gimmick evolution caused its gem to grow in size. It can now reflect opponent attacks!
3. This blue Pokémon's red nose always points north.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Trecko~Pirate: “Ah a good copy of the news well done 💯 I always LOVE the ‘who’s that Pokémon?’ I rate it a 10/10! All around it’s just always packed with fun!”
Main Editor: “I thank you again and again for reading our paper and coming to compliment us (til the point I sound like a broken cd). Truly, I thank you for taking your time to read it. ^w^”
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Money, health, and contractual matters will require your undivided attention on the 28th and 29th. Look at every angle, verify information, and implement the changes that will help you avoid being taken advantage of by a friend, relative, or associate. Pay attention to detail on the 30th, 31st, and 1st; you’ll deter an emotional problem. Don’t trust someone to give you valid information. Get a second opinion and verification before you make a move. Trust yourself even when dealing with institutions and authority figures; question anything that sounds farfetched. Listen carefully on the 2nd and 3rd; what someone says and does will not match. Make choices that suit your needs; following someone else will lead to regret.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Being thorough will save you a bundle financially and emotionally on the 28th and 29th. An unusual partnership will have more to offer than you anticipate. Open a discussion, and you’ll better understand the possibilities. A joint venture looks promising. Dig deep on the 30th, 31st, and 1st, and you’ll gain access to secrets. A dry run to prove you can deliver will put you in a good position and help you determine if an offer is worthwhile. Maintaining balance and integrity is necessary if you want to achieve your objective. You can clear up unfinished business on the 2nd and 3rd. Present the changes you want to make and attach what it will cost to receive what you have to offer. Make self-improvement a priority.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Take care of unfinished business on the 28th and 29th. Closing the month without trepidation will help you start the year on the right foot. Do fear change and adjust to ensure that you benefit from whatever comes your way. When emotions peak on the 30th, 31st, and 1st, call on someone you trust to point you in the right direction. Take the information you gather and personalize your plan of attack to fit your budget and timeline. Keep your life simple, your goal doable, and your focus on what’s important. Don’t expect everyone to agree with you on the 2nd and 3rd. A willingness to compromise will help you gain ground if you don’t overspend. Make moderation your motto.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Be open to suggestions on the 28th and 29th, but fine-tune them to suit your needs. Take an interest in what others are working on, and you’ll gain insight into a process you can apply to an upcoming job. Don’t reveal why you are asking questions or the changes you are contemplating. Talk less on the 30th, 31st, and 1st, and accomplish more. The physical accomplishments will impact the results, not spreading the word about what you want to achieve. Balance, integrity, and keeping your word will achieve your desired success. Opportunity knocks on the 2nd and 3rd, but before you jump into action, map out a failproof plan. A steady pace down a well-lit path won’t let you down.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Keep busy on the 28th and 29th; it will help ward off emotional situations. Be reluctant to act when hearsay is the motivator. Work toward goals that are physical, time-consuming, and can offer you rewards when completed. Learn from your mistakes and coast until you can move in a suitable direction. How you handle matters counts on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. Actions speak louder than words, and living up to your promises will set the standard as you move forward. Emotional rhetoric will not help, but truth and honesty will gain respect. You’ll excel and avoid criticism on the 2nd and 3rd if you are meticulous and put your energy into taking care of your responsibilities.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: An innovative approach to whatever you do on the 28th and 29th will attract attention and approval. Speak up, and the feedback you receive will spark your imagination, help you build solid alliances, and encourage an opportunity to explore new relationships and possibilities. Emotions will flare up over domestic issues on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. Listen attentively, but don’t let anger or jealousy take over. You’ll gain more if you concentrate on legal, financial, and health issues rather than going into battle over something you cannot change. Make personal growth your priority. Try something new and exciting on the 2nd and 3rd; it will take your mind off your worries. A heart-to-heart discussion will help you make sense of situations you cannot control.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Follow the money trail on the 28th and 29th. Excess will be your downfall if you are too quick to spend. A change in direction will disappoint you. Get the lowdown on what’s expected of you before you agree to make a professional or financial move. Stick close to home on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. Sparring with a business associate will not bend in your favor. Getting along with others will be your safest route forward. Work from home if possible and rethink how best to use your skills, knowledge, and experience to get ahead. A situation will explode if you let your emotions interfere with reason on the 2nd and 3rd. Take your time, listen attentively, and don’t promise more than necessary.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Shoot for the stars on the 28th and 29th, and you’ll get the desired results. A change of plans will play in your favor and lead to an opportunity too good to turn down. Network, mingle, and the insight you gain will confirm you are on the right track. Give serious consideration to a partnership or direction. Keep your money in your wallet on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. Don’t feel you have to pay to play. Use your intelligence to outmaneuver anyone you encounter. Take control, and you will free yourself from being put in an awkward position. Be bold on the 2nd and 3rd, make a move, and embrace the future with optimism. Network, share your plans, and build the future that suits your needs.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Focus on what you can achieve on the 28th and 29th, and don’t labor over what’s impossible to change. Put your energy where it counts and adapt your space to suit your needs. Don’t buy into something you can’t afford and can do without. Listen carefully on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. The information you receive from someone with an emotional interest in your decision will mislead you. Don’t let anger set in when a keen mind and direct action will be the best way to implement damage control. Protect your reputation and position on the 2nd and 3rd. Look at your financial situation carefully and scrutinize contracts and medical concerns. Use your imagination, be innovative, and discover a unique way forward.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Your actions and words on the 28th and 29th will impact how things unfold. Embrace change, and you’ll discover someone or something that will point you in a positive direction. Take hold of an opportunity and go the distance. You stand to gain more than you anticipate. Don’t ignore something that needs your attention on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. Take care of paperwork, address issues concerning friends, relatives, and colleagues, and do your best to stabilize what matters to you most. Actions will lead to victory; talks will lead to a stalemate. An emotional shift on the 2nd and 3rd will encourage a positive choice that offers clarity and purpose for moving forward. Trust your instincts and turn your dream into a reality.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: An honest appraisal of a situation on the 28th and 29th is your best route forward. Refuse to let emotions intervene and send you in a direction that leads to limitations. Put your energy into how you earn your living and a savings plan or investment that protects you from running out of cash. Emotional spending won’t solve problems on the 30th, 31st, and 1st. Reach out to someone who can offer insight into future trends and how to use or improve your skills to ensure you don’t hinder your income. Being proactive will build confidence and help you gain respect. A change of plans on the 2nd and 3rd will require a response. Before you promise or commit to something, be sure you can accommodate the financial demands.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Take a shot at something you want on the 28th and 29th, and don’t look back. You have the means to lock in something meaningful that offers stability and prospects. Take the initiative and invest more time and money in yourself, your home, and your relationships. Emotions will surface if you lose control on the 30th, 31st, and 1st, causing you to act prematurely. Rethink your situation, motives, and the outcome and implement a better solution and outcome. Refuse to let anyone interfere in your life. The less interaction, the better. Concentrate on personal and home improvements. Rely on yourself on the 2nd and 3rd to bring about positive change. Consider what makes you feel good and head in that direction. Love and romance are in the stars.
This week's joke:
“I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.”
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From menshealth
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
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~ Swampygon120 & Okami_Bushi & shadowwa 20th Jan
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 04/02/2024 20:25 (9 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
04/02/24 || Issue #216 || Editors: Absbor
“We are all born with a divine fire in us. Our efforts should be given wings to this fire and fill the world with the glow of its goodness.”
~ Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
This can only be achieved in special rumble maps that are longer than 12 hours; like the Galar map or 24h maps.
(from rice)
Another suggestion has been recently implemented. You can find all kinds of missing Pokémon from your dex. Shiny, normal colored or shadow variation.
If there are multiple Pokémon in the trade and you’re not missing all Pokémon for your dex, the ones you don’t need are greyed out.
An old Event Plushie Distribution is rerunning from 29th January until the 11th of February. Shiny Sharpedo and shiny Gourgeist plushies can be piled up on top of your collections!
The shiny Gourgeist is from Halloween 2023, while we haven't seen the shiny Sharpedo plushie in a loong time.
Happy Spending~
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
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-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
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Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Oran Berries main lore have nearly all flavors (spicy, dry, bitter, sour) aside sweetness - while in pokeheroes lore they have all flavors.
This mistake might be because in Gen 3 they used to have all flavors, but it was changed in later generations.
Source: Serebii
Writer: Absbor
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It's Brambleghast!
Its japanese name is “アノホラグサ” (Anohoragusa)
Brambleghast is known as the “Tumbleweed” Pokémon
Typing:
(Grass Ghost)Ability: Wind Rider
Hidden Ability: Infiltrator
Evolution Line:
--1,000
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Grass
EHP: ???
Pokédex Entry: On rare occasions, mass outbreaks of these Pokémon will bury an entire town. Once it absorbs all the life energy it needs, it expels the prey and discards it.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon is the only moon stone evolved Pokémon from gen 3.
2. This Pokémon mediates all day; only eating one berry a day.
3. This domesticated, pink feline has a moon-shaped face.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Be aware of your surroundings on the 4th, 5th, and 6th, and prepare to counter anything that escalates quickly or becomes detrimental to your plans. Be secretive, avoid interference, and refuse to go into debt to please someone you love. Use logic and reason, and don’t hesitate to say no. Travel and communication will have pros and cons on the 7th and 8th. You’ll require discipline to stick to a budget and patience if you travel or need to deal with red tape issues and institutions. Take along something you enjoy doing or someone who lifts your spirits. An emotional situation will escalate on the 9th and 10th. Avoid road rage or putting yourself in a precarious position when dealing with people who don’t share your beliefs.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Take care of unfinished business on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Don’t let your emotions take over when common sense and reason are necessary. Look for investments that help you build equity and stifle unnecessary purchases. Don’t feel you have to buy love or attention. Spending quality time together should suffice. Be willing to put your time and muscle behind whatever you want to achieve on the 7th and 8th instead of hiring someone to do the work for you. The satisfaction you get from what you accomplish will be worthwhile. Romance is in the stars. Take care of debt, joint ventures, and shared expenses on the 9th and 10th to ensure you don’t get stuck paying for something you don’t want or someone else’s mistake.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Collaborating with friends, associates, and family on the 4th, 5th, and 6th will kickstart your plans. Don’t underestimate what your ideas will cost. Set a reasonable budget and fine-tune and simplify your agenda to meet your financial benchmark. Base adjustments on what’s necessary, and you’ll be able to reach your goal satisfactorily. A last-minute change of plans will work in your favor. Deal with institutions and adhere to regulatory rules on the 7th and 8th; everything you want to achieve will progress. Changing how you earn and handle money and investments will help you gain momentum. Don’t offer too much information on the 9th and 10th, or someone will use it against you. Don’t hesitate to implement a change quickly and confidentially.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Maintain control on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. If you give someone the right to decide for you, emotional and financial stress will turn costly. Be yourself, and don’t change to please others; you’ll contradict what’s important to you and give up your passage to happiness. Strive for equality, show optimism, and only change what’s necessary to reach that sweet spot that puts your mind at ease. A curious attitude will lead to personal discovery on the 7th and 8th and open your mind to something new and exciting. Be resourceful and accommodating, and something worthwhile will transpire. Keep an open mind on the 9th and 10th, but don’t buy into someone else’s dream. Too much of anything will drag you down. Self-improvement is favored.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Walk away from disruptive situations and individuals on the 4th, 5th, and 6th and toward those with positive attitudes and suggestions. It’s up to you to build a solid foundation of friends and associates who can give you the input and support you require to impact your life and the world around you positively. Live and learn on the 7th and 8th. Rely on your experience to tell you when to share and when to alter your course secretly. Act and speak simultaneously. Don’t let what others do on the 9th and 10th get in your way. Bypass anyone trying to eat up your time or use your skills for their benefit instead of yours. Recognize users and abusers.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: You’ll have mixed emotions on the 4th, 5th, and 6th regarding your position, the associates you encounter, and the information you receive. Establish your position and what you must accomplish, and find a path that gives you the liberty to maintain integrity and not veer too far off track. Use your resources to point you in the right direction. Take physical action on the 7th and 8th to create and maintain partnerships that offer as much in return as you have to offer. Striving for equality will lead to positive change and more significant opportunities to surpass your expectations. Proceed with caution on the 9th and 10th. Don’t give anyone the freedom to decide your fate. Question an excessive or forceful motion. Don’t let emotions interfere with common sense.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Focus on positive change that enhances meaningful relationships on the 4th, 5th, and 6th; if your emotions interfere, you will leave yourself open to criticism and potential loss. Someone will feed you false information, putting you in an awkward position. Do the math before you agree to something that can be emotionally and financially costly. Keep your eye on what’s important to you on the 7th and 8th. Throw yourself into your responsibilities and finish what you start. Say no to indulgent suggestions and behavior, and you’ll bypass being held back by someone else’s workload. Put more emphasis on self-improvement, updating your skills, and expanding your interests on the 9th and 10th. A partnership will not favor you or lead to the profits you expect.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: You may crave change on the 4th, 5th, and 6th, but before you attach added expense to your monthly overhead, consider the effect the additional stress will have on your health, not to mention your credit cards. If you can’t pay cash or make changes that lower your overhead, you are best not to indulge. Be resourceful on the 7th and 8th, and you’ll discover how to implement healthy change into your everyday routine to help eliminate the high cost of dealing with injury or illness. It’s time to get your life in order physically, emotionally, and financially. Someone will be eager to oust you from your position or your hard-earned cash. Remain alert, and don’t give anyone the chance to bamboozle you.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Get a clear assessment of what things cost on the 4th, 5th, and 6th before you sign up for something with hidden extras. Do your research and expand your mind, and you’ll spare yourself the aggravation of trying to backtrack. Spend more time at home developing a skill to help you head in a desirable direction. Taking on more debt or responsibilities than you can handle on the 7th and 8th will change your lifestyle and put a dent in your ability to do what brings you joy. Rethink what matters most and distribute your time and money to fit your budget. Clear house on the 9th and 10th, sell items you don’t need, build a financial nest, and put your mind at ease.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: You’ll underestimate someone’s ability to take advantage of you emotionally on the 4th, 5th, and 6th. Don’t let anyone put you in a vulnerable position. Ask for verification and only get involved in joint ventures with someone who earns your trust. Refuse to let emotions eliminate your intuition and common sense. Make changes that coincide with your agenda. Actions speak louder than words on the 7th and 8th. Observe and gravitate toward the people who make progress. The most critical factor in a partnership is equality. Only offer as much as others are willing to give in return. You’ll need leverage on the 9th and 10th to maintain control. Reject changes that put your domestic life in jeopardy. Discipline will help you reach your goal.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Confusion will occur on the 4th, 5th, and 6th if you allow someone to manipulate you emotionally. Get a second opinion or shop around if domestic expenses surface. A minimalist attitude will serve you well when someone tempts you to buy something you don’t need just because it’s on sale. Common sense and learning to say no will come in handy. Send your resume; a professional change or job opportunity will give your income the boost you need and put extra cash in your pocket. Get what you want in writing to avoid someone reneging on a promise made. If you aren’t careful, you’ll let money slip through your fingers on the 9th and 10th. Only initiate or buy into what you need to avoid debt.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Pay attention on the 4th, 5th, and 6th to anything that has the potential to break down or leave you stranded. Being proactive will save you money and alleviate the inconvenience of living without a convenience you use all the time. Taking preventive measures to sidestep any situation that makes you uncomfortable emotionally, physically, or financially is preferable. Self or home improvements on the 7th and 8th will add to your comfort and encourage you to spend more downtime with loved ones. If possible, work from home, and you’ll develop a routine that helps you get more done. Don’t butt heads with someone on the 9th and 10th. It won’t solve anything and can ruin your weekend. Take care of your responsibilities and avoid criticism.
This week's joke:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
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From menshealth
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 30 Jan: Absbor
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 19/02/2024 16:27 (9 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
19/02/24 || Issue #216 || Editor: Absbor
“Just try to act as human as possible and all's good :P”
~ Riako 6/2/24
However, since the last interaction event has only recently ended, some users opted to buy a lot of expensive nuggets and send only plushies instead.
The event stays until the 19th of February.
Aaand this year’s valentine event Pokémon is:
A new Emera Spriting Contest opened on the 17th of February and stays open until the 15th of March. It’s important to know that users have to sprite an emera variant (a regional version) - not an event Pokémon!
You’re allowed to use the existing, normal sprites as base in a 96 x 96 format. But watch out while filling out the form! You can only send it via PM to CatLady and not in the forums; otherwise you’re disqualified!
A Plushie Event Distribution is rerunning. From the 12th of February until the 25th of February users on the whole site were capable of spending Dream World Points to get their Ho-Oh Plush! Every 5th one is shiny, which means you would have had to spend 4k
!
In order to combat autoclickers, Riako has coded in another “Are you a human?” where you have to massively click. This time for the coinflip.
The cheat system received a massive update. It can now more efficiently find cheaters with proof, instead make up a fake evidence.
Plus, Users who have been blocked in the last 2 months or currently can't participate in the Medal Rally anymore.
A suggestion has been implemented. From the 16th February 2024 onward, you can now see how many Dream World Points you need to reach the next Dream World Level up.
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
During a general, site-wide, daycare boost it can happen that eggs appear even without any money deployed in the daycare.
Source: ninjabro
Writer: Absbor
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It's Toedscool!
Its japanese name is “ノノクラゲ” (Nonokurage)
Toedscool is known as the “Woodear” Pokémon
Typing:
(Ground Grass)Ability: Mycelium Might
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
--30--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Grass
EHP: ???
Pokédex Entry: Its legs may be thin, but it can run at a speed of 30 mph. The flaps that fall from its body are chewy and very delicious.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon is the only moon stone evolved Pokémon from gen 3.
2. This Pokémon mediates all day; only eating one berry a day.
3. This domesticated, pink feline has a moon-shaped face.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Bide your time on the 18th and see what transpires. Observation will give you a sense of the possibilities and what’s best left untouched. Concentrate on self-improvement instead of trying to change others. Monitor where your money goes on the 19th, 20th, and 21st. Don’t buy into someone else’s plan when you should be sorting out your best route forward. Say no to temptation and impulsiveness. A minimalist approach will lead to peace of mind. Don’t expect everyone to agree with you on the 22nd and 23rd. Someone will respond with emotional banter if you put your thoughts and feelings out there. Be prepared to defend yourself. Don’t wrinkle your reputation; if you can’t complete the mission on the 24th, don’t share your intentions.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Sort your emotions on the 18th before sharing your feelings. It’s essential not to send mixed messages or mislead someone you want to get to know better. Only reveal what you can honor. Dig in on the 19th, 20th, and 21st, and you’ll accomplish your goals. Networking functions will give you the platform you require to test your ideas and connect with people who can fund or contribute to your cause. A financial change is apparent but requires proper handling if you want the results to be effective. Don’t mix business with pleasure on the 22nd and 23rd, or someone will take advantage of you. Nurture meaningful relationships on the 24th and enjoy the benefits. Love and romance are in the stars.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Shine the spotlight on your goal on the 18th and follow the light until you are satisfied with the results. You’ll be surprised by who pitches in to help once they see your determination. Channel your emotions into a creative endeavor on the 19th, 20th, and 21st, and the outlet will be uplifting. If you give in to negativity, you miss the moment to express yourself by exploring how to use your skills artistically. Clear the air, speak your mind, and make your dreams a reality on the 22nd and 23rd. Don’t follow in someone else’s footsteps; create a path that excites you. Keep your thoughts and plans to yourself on the 24th until you have everything in place. Premature unveiling will lead to unwarranted criticism from wannabes.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Make a move for the right reason on the 18th, not because someone else prompts you. Have a reason and a destination in mind and gratitude for being able to follow your heart. Push yourself to the limit on the 19th, 20th, and 21st, and you will surprise everyone, including yourself, with your results. Take a bow and enjoy the attention. Keep your emotions in check on the 22nd and 23rd to avoid good intentions becoming an emotional standoff with someone notable in your life. Stop worrying about what others think of you on the 24th, and do what makes you happy. A free-spirited attitude will help you bypass anyone who tries to mess with your plans. Show passion in your pursuits, and new opportunities will unfold.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Take the necessary steps to educate and position yourself for success on the 18th. What you know and how you express what you want will make a difference in your accomplishments. Take your time, work alone, and ignore those trying to tempt or lead you astray on the 19th, 20th, and 21st. It’s up to you to develop and nurture what’s important before sharing or collaborating with others. Stick close to home on the 22nd and 23rd and restructure your lifestyle and surroundings to suit your needs. The outcome will motivate you to let go of anything or anyone dragging you down. Walk away from emotional drama on the 24th; it serves no purpose. Focus on using time, money, and energy to reach your goal.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Choose to be creative on the 18th and utilize your skills to avoid emotional drama. Don’t buy into someone’s manipulation or sob story. Be bold, ask questions, and offer suggestions, but don’t pull out your wallet. Give whatever you do on the 19th, 20th, and 21st a fresh look. Add pizzazz with a trendy twist to the mix, stay under budget, and something good will transpire. Don’t bite off more than you can chew on the 22nd and 23rd. Monitor your expenses and promises carefully to avoid backtracking to save your reputation or position. Only offer and change what’s necessary. Short trips, unions, and chasing knowledge will lead to exciting endings on the 24th. Enjoy the moment and take advantage of what’s available.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Think big on the 18th, but stick to moderate plans. A partnership will help you get things done on time and be rewarding from an emotional standpoint. Share your intentions and feelings and see what happens. Explore your options on the 19th, 20th, and 21st. Calculate what your plans will cost and refuse to let anyone talk you into something you don’t need. Base your decisions on experience and common sense. Tame excessive behavior on the 22nd and 23rd. Put your credit card away and consider what’s necessary. Don’t let generosity lead to debt; You can’t buy love. Take care of financial, medical, and contractual issues on the 24th. Make sure everything is up to date and protected. Clean up loose ends before you start something new.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Plan your actions on the 18th and prepare to make your next move. Distance yourself from those trying to lure you into something you don’t find appealing. Preparation is the path to new beginnings. Reach out to your besties on the 19th, 20th, and 21st and collaborate. Put plans in place that initiate the start of something new and exciting. A change will lead to personal growth and the desire to learn something you can incorporate into your daily routine. Take a serious look at your lifestyle on the 22nd and 23rd and choose to implement healthy alternatives. Get moving, and strengthen your body, mind, and soul. Make a commitment to yourself on the 24th, and don’t stop until you achieve satisfactory results. Focus on lifestyle, meaningful partnerships, and healthy living.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Don’t get caught up in someone else’s melodrama on the 18th. Concentrate on expanding your mind, improving your surroundings, and associating with people who bring out the best in you. Get in the game on the 19th, 20th, and 21st, and make your presence felt. A competitive attitude and hard work will pay off. Think outside the box and take a hands-on approach to achieving your objective. Fix up your home to suit your needs on the 22nd and 23rd, but don’t go over budget regardless of the temptation or pressure you encounter. Don’t procrastinate, or someone will take over. Test the water on the 24th and see what’s available, but don’t be too vocal regarding your plans. It’s up to you to take control and make things happen.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Reflect before you act on the 18th. Respond with intelligent solutions, not with revenge. Be the strength, courage, and backbone that holds people together instead of fueling the fire. Step outside your comfort zone on the 19th, 20th, and 21st if it will help you bring about positive change. Be willing to meet others halfway and allow them the same freedom you want for yourself. Give your surroundings a facelift that prompts you to advance your skills and talents. An educational quest on the 22nd and 23rd will lead to a window of opportunity. Attend a conference or reunion, and it will spark your imagination. Implement a domestic change on the 24th, encouraging you to follow your heart. Share your intentions and feelings with someone special.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Aim for perfection on the 18th to avoid criticism by competitive adversaries. Know your audience and target what you are trying to convey with precision. Use your strengths advantageously on the 19th, 20th, and 21st. Don’t be afraid to step into the spotlight and exercise your rights and the changes you see fit to achieve your goals. Wise choices will help you make your dollar stretch. Focus on personal gain, fitness, and health. Set a tight budget on the 22nd and 23rd and refuse to let tempting offers lead to debt. Don’t let an emotional plea for help prompt you to pay for someone else’s mistake. Offer advice, not cash. You’ll feel obligated to make choices on the 24th. Get rid of what’s no longer pertinent.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Tidy up on the 18th and prepare to make lifestyle changes that will ease stress and give you hope for a brighter future. It’s time to let go of outdated concepts and replace them with what’s current and time-saving. Take your position at the front of the line on the 19th, 20th, and 21st, and show everyone what you’ve got to contribute. Your leadership qualities will win you a spot at the table and encourage you to take charge and control what happens next. Don’t mix emotions and money on the 22nd and 23rd. Joint ventures are not in your best interest; spontaneous purchases will set you back. Change your strategy on the 24th, and make domestic changes that increase your comfort and lower your debt.
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Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
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🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 6th Feb: holodog
- 14th Feb: ~Hummus~ & YamiDuo
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Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 26/02/2024 16:50 (8 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
25/02/24 || Issue #217 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
''Though the parting may hurt... the rest is in your hands!'
~ Grovyle PMD Darkness, Time, Sky
Let’s see how things got on and what new attractions they brought along.
Aaand on 26th February the construction works were completed! Now everyone can come and enjoy the Fun Fair, from big to small (as long as they have a bit of money). This year they offer Ducklett Fishing, Wingulf Golf, Corn Maze and Apple Bobbing again, with the new edition of (some curious minds already tried to peek at last year) Whack-a-Diglett! (If you have problems playing Wingull Gulf and Whack-a-Diglett, try it with mobile support.)
This year too, you can exchange prizes with the fun fair tickets you won at the red and white striped tent: gems, mega stones, the new event, old retros and plushies! Don't miss out, and tell all your friends about it! ;-)
One of the prizes you can win is a new Event Pokémon:
Artist BakugouKatsuki has stepped down from her position as part of being a staff member after 5 years. We thank you for all the incredible works you have enriched our website with. ❤
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Poison type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Legendary Power”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
We’re still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
“Of all Pokémon (or Pokémon evolutionary lines) who formerly had unique type combinations, Scovillain held its unique typing for the shortest period of time. When Pokémon Scarlet and Violet launched [...] Scovillain's Grass/Fire type was unique, but it lost this distinction with the release of Hearthflame Mask Ogerpon [...] 9 months later.”
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Scovillain!
Its japanese name is “スコヴィラン” (Scovillain)
Scovillain is known as the “Spicy Pepper” Pokémon
Typing:
(Grass Fire)Ability: Chlorophyll | Insomnia
Hidden Ability: Moody
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Grass
EHP: ???
Violet Pokédex Entry: The green head has turned vicious due to the spicy chemicals stimulating its brain. Once it goes on a rampage, there is no stopping it.
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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. It eats iron ore—and sometimes railroad tracks— to build up the steel armor that protects its body.
2. During territorial disputes, 1's evolved form fights by slamming into each other. It still eats iron ore.
3. Thanks to its daily meditation, it has honed its spiritual power and evolved.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
- Lavender_Luxray 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Take care of matters on the 25th and 26th that can come back to haunt you if left undone. You may not welcome a change, but cut your losses and move on without hesitation, and you will have no regret. Minimize your worries by eliminating the problem. You’ll gain clarity on the 27th and 28th if you update documents, review and revise plans, and put an affordable budget in place. Consider your health and well-being and enforce a diet and fitness regime that lifts your spirits and lowers your chance of illness or injury. Stop, think, and organize your time on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. Refuse to let anyone talk you into something excessive or likely to leave you at a loss. Put your needs first.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Double-check your facts and figures before making changes on the 25th and 26th. Factor in what things cost, the work entailed, and how comfortable you are in handling the task. Look for hidden costs and risk factors that can set you back. Act fast on the 27th and 28th before someone steps in and penalizes you with fees or fines. Use your intuition to guide you through matters that concern partnerships. Detail and precision will help you avoid the long route to reaching your goal. Know what you want on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd, and refuse to let anyone stand between you and your vision. Formulate opportunities and turn them into a reality. Don’t procrastinate; seize the moment and flourish.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Concentrate on what’s possible on the 25th and 26th. Reaching out and forming the info structure that offers the backbone you require to make a difference will give you the momentum to reach your goal. Your actions will raise your profile and provide you with hope. Work in conjunction with like-minded people on the 27th and 28th, and you’ll form a close bond with someone who can teach you something about life, love, and finding your bliss. Personal growth and physical improvements will boost your confidence. Look for closure on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. Finish what you start and free up time to initiate something fresh and exhilarating. Micromanage your time; work alone and keep your costs down. A change of heart is apparent. Let go of the past.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Avoid disruptions, unnecessary battles, and taking on too much on the 25th and 26th. Put your sweat and tears into something that matters and will make a difference in the outcome of a situation that concerns you. Trust your instincts and change what is holding you back. Don’t broadcast what you are pursuing on the 27th and 28th. Put your energy where it counts, and do so incognito. The objective is to clear up a mess before it has a voice and to maneuver yourself into a position of seniority to ensure no one misconstrues your intentions. A situation with negative and positive aspects will encompass you on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. Consider the consequences and be selective regarding who is by your side. Keep the rhetoric low and actions quick.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Watch your back on the 25th and 26th. Someone will use compliments to gather sensitive information. Choose to put your energy into gathering knowledge, experience, and data you can use on projects you want to pursue alone. Stick close to home and focus on your well-being. Physical activities will do a lot of good on the 27th and 28th. Plan to get things done or focus on fitness and looking and feeling your best. Make whatever you choose to benefit you instead of someone taking advantage of you. Observe what others do on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd, not what they say. Recognize the difference between true and false before you start something new. A change someone makes will leave you in an awkward position.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Hesitation is the enemy on the 25th and 26th. Challenge yourself, take a unique step forward, and you’ll stand out for your ingenuity. Take any opportunity to move into a leadership position and call the shots. Don’t hold back; share your wisdom, and do things your way. Be savvy with your cash, contracts, and decisions on the 27th and 28th. Refuse to let your emotions play a role when divvying up time and money or choosing who you allow in your inner circle. Avoid joining forces with someone unreliable. The time is ripe for change on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. Get your finances in order, protect your investments, and emphasize gaining knowledge and experience and taking over whatever is essential to you. Opportunity knocks; open the door.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Rise above interference on the 25th and 26th and follow your heart. Putting time and effort into self-improvement will lift your spirits and stop someone from trying to capitalize on your strengths and manipulate your direction. Recognize who is on your side on the 27th and 28th, and form a small but trusted circle to maintain what’s important to you. Give meaning and purpose to relationships that bring out the best in you. Love, romance, and self-improvement are conducive to your happiness. Don’t let what others do on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd put a wrench in your plans. aptTake any opportunity you receive to work alone and make it work for you. Distance yourself from anyone trying to push you in a direction you don’t care to go.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: stop analyzing on the 25th and 26th and start doing. Take the initiative to make things happen, say what’s on your mind, and drum up interest from those you want on your team. Change is within reach, be the initiator of what’s to come. A partnership looks promising. Step up and finish what you start on the 27th and 28th. A job well done will put you in a good position for leadership and advancement if you refuse to let anyone steal your thunder. Keep in mind that if you snooze, you lose. Engage in events, reunions, and getting to know someone who interests you on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. Traveling and exploring new possibilities will point you in a life-changing direction. Personal growth and romance are favored.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Stay active on the 25th and 26th. Lessen your worries and enjoy what lies ahead. Clear the way for personal growth, physical improvements, and cultivating the people and pastimes you love most, lowering costs and raising quality time. Home improvement projects or changes you want to implement on the 27th and 28th are rising. Costs will spin out of control if you aren’t savvy with your plans, sourcing bargains, and doing the work yourself when possible. Love and personal improvements need regulating. Revisit what isn’t running smoothly in your life on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd, and quickly make a change to rectify the problem. Procrastination will lead to unwanted interference. Don’t wait for someone to step in and take over.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Pay attention to detail, follow through with your plans, and leave no one in charge who isn’t reliable on the 25th and 26th. An intelligent approach to household rules coupled with incentives and rewards will bring about positive change. Work quietly and by yourself on the 27th and 28th for best results. Don’t put up with someone’s pressure tactics geared to make you feel uncomfortable. Do what’s necessary and reward yourself with something that makes you smile. Make a change at home conducive to your comfort and convenience. Refuse to let anger supersede passion and what you want to achieve on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. Encompass what improves life and gives you courage and aptitude to surpass your expectations.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Question old ways on the 25th and 26th and what others expect from you before making a move. Please don’t buy into someone else’s plans when they don’t fulfill your needs. Research and you’ll discover a path conducive to reaching your goal. Personal improvement is favored. Disregard what others do on the 27th and 28th and concentrate on your objective. Establish your goal, act out your plan secretively, and avoid interference. Someone will use unusual tactics to persuade you to do something not in your best interest. Be firm, say no, and move along. Observe what others say and do on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd. What you discover will change how you handle situations that impact your relationship with a friend, relative, or colleague.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Take control on the 25th and 26th, and don’t let go. You stand to make headway if you are innovative and passionate and embrace what’s new and exciting. Use your insight and intelligence and immerse it with discipline; your impact will be life-changing. You’ll face a learning curve on the 27th and 28th. Be willing to replace what isn’t working for you with something that will open doors to what’s trending and encourage you to make changes conducive to getting ahead. You won’t have to stand alone on the 29th, 1st, and 2nd if you share your feelings and intentions and are quick to put your plans in motion. Refuse to let anger or outside interference get in your way.
This week's joke:
What do Italian Gourgeist’s eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
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From funkidsjokes
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 21th February TomatoSoup
- 25th February Kuroo
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 17/03/2024 16:00 (8 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
17/03/24 || Issue #218 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
''You must not touch my tails.“
~ Ninetales from PSMD
Newton made over 70 Mio PD! 🙀
(congratz to ShinyZeta)
Oh no! The latest shipment of Pokémon eggs got lost over Tall Grass!
Even Riako noticed the problem. After the funfair ended, Professor Rowan loaded more new Pokémon. Now users across the sites have to help the Professor to look inside the Tall Grass after the lost eggs.
The found and hatched eggs don’t break current PokéRadar chains! The event will end on March 24.
After the shiny chance, second reward with 2 more (5) is a Thunderstone. Third reward with 4 more (10) are 20 Electric Gems. Fourth reward with 15 more (25) is a Wo-Chien.
Afterwards it repeats itself: another increase of shinies after 15 (40), 100 electric gems after 10 (50), a Mega Stone at 60, etc.
Let’s take a look at the Pokémon which we got from the event, shall we?
Tadbulb
Bellibolt
Wo-Chien
Also watch out not to mistake the event patch of Tall Grass with the normal patch.
Other users’ hatched Tadbulbs can't be in the same grass field. However, since they are not part of the event, they can't be accepted by Rowan. The very least they don't break your chain.
A Plushie Event Distribution is rerunning. From the 11th of March until the 24th of March users on the whole site are capable of spending Dream World Points to get their shiny Breloom and shiny mega Ampharos plushies!
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
The Beauty Contest is on going. This month's theme is "Cute & Cuddly" for Electric Types!
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Toyota built a Miraidon bike.
Sources: ign and gamerant and Youtube
Writer: Absbor
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It's Wo-Chien!
Its japanese name is “チオンジェン” (Chionjen)
Wo-Chien is known as the “Ruinous” Pokémon
Typing:
(Dark Grass)Ability: Tablets of Ruin
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
doesn’t evolveSex: 0%
| 0%Egg group: /
EHP: 13,070
Pokédex Entry: The grudge of a person punished for writing the king’s evil deeds upon wooden tablets has clad itself in dead leaves to become a Pokémon.
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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. It eats iron ore—and sometimes railroad tracks— to build up the steel armor that protects its body.
2. During territorial disputes, it1's evolved form fights by slamming into each other. It still eats iron ore.
3. Thanks to its daily meditation, it has honed its spiritual power and evolved.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Berrypass 3/3
- ? (the doc deletes passages sometimes)
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Take care of your responsibilities first on the 17th, 18th, and 19th to avoid arguing with someone counting on you. Stand by your word and do whatever it takes to keep the peace. A quick and thorough response will work in your favor. Mixed emotions will surface on the 20th and 21st when dealing with a friend, relative, or colleague. Be reticent when handling sensitive or personal situations with you or someone else. Don’t count on anyone for backup. Plan your actions to meet your demands. When dealing with your wants and needs, you’ll have to weigh the pros and cons on the 22nd and 23rd. Consider your relationships with others and determine what and who is more important to you before you decide.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Control your emotions when making personal choices. Look at the facts, consider who is involved, and take the practical path to avoid indiscretion. Explore a creative idea or update your image or lifestyle to suit your needs. Make love, romance, and self-improvement a priority. Protect your reputation, position, and income on the 20th and 21st. Don’t make emotional decisions when dealing with professional matters. Take care of your responsibilities and keep your private concerns to yourself. Take the initiative on the 22nd and 23rd to enhance your personal life. Let your actions speak for you, and surprise someone you love with a gesture or unexpected promise. Changing how or where you reside will encourage a positive lifestyle change. Romance is in the stars.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Do what makes you feel comfortable on the 17th, 18th, and 19th. Rearrange your space to accommodate the people and pastimes you enjoy most. Address your concerns regarding older friends and relatives, and it will impact how you live and care for yourself. Don’t jump at the first opportunity that comes your way on the 20th and 21st. Bide your time and set your sights on something that allows you to make a positive difference in your life or the lives of others. Put your energy where it counts, and you won’t be disappointed. What you do behind the scenes on the 22nd and 23rd will position and prepare you for what’s coming down the pipeline personally, professionally, or otherwise.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Broaden your awareness on the 17th, 18th, and 19th by paying attention, listening attentively, and exploring what you can do. Surround yourself with supportive people with just as much to contribute, and together, you will share victory. Choose loyalty, love, and laughter over disruption. Don’t let your ego take over on the 20th and 21st. Give others the benefit of the doubt and the freedom to discover what’s best for them, and you’ll find the best path for you. Choose to be kind, thoughtful, and patient. Try your luck at something new and exciting on the 22nd and 23rd, and you will connect with people who motivate you to explore your options and take better care of yourself. Romance and commitment are on the rise.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Beware of embellished gossip and people probing your personal affairs on the 17th, 18th, and 19th. Turn the tables, ask questions, and listen to more pontificate your thoughts, beliefs, and latest pursuits. Make wise choices and spare yourself the laborious task of damage control. Pay attention to domestic matters on the 20th and 21st and how you manage your finances. Channel your energy into your responsibilities and finish what you start. Don’t be too accommodating or let others dump their responsibilities in your lap. Offer suggestions, not hands-on help. Pay attention to detail on the 22nd and 23rd. Don’t leave yourself open to criticism or miss an opportunity due to someone else’s mistakes or shortcomings. Protect your health, well-being, and reputation. Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Expand your awareness, stretch your imagination, and let your creativity take over on the 17th, 18th, and 19th. Apply what you discover to your daily routine, and it will help you fine-tune what you have to offer and increase your popularity. Don’t be afraid to share your feelings and intentions with someone you deem special. Let your passion and enthusiasm lead the way on the 20th and 21st. Share your thoughts and follow through with action; you’ll gain respect and a healthy following. Use your voice to promote positive action, not to argue or complain. Take what you do seriously on the 22nd and 23rd, and do your best to hone your skills and improve the outcome. A buoyant domestic change will encourage others to do their part.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Dig deep on the 17th, 18th, and 19th, question everything, and make your best choice. Run your show instead of participating in someone else’s dream. Think and do for yourself, and you’ll have no regrets. Put your energy where it helps you most. You’ll get an additional burst of energy on the 20th and 21st. Let your generous spirit lead the way, and your ideas manifest into something spectacular. Follow your gut, finish what you start, and what you achieve will not go unnoticed. Look at your finances on the 22nd and 23rd, and you’ll discover how to stretch your disposable cash to meet your needs. Start by not paying for someone else’s mistake, offer suggestions and emotional support, nothing more. Be the teacher, not the enabler.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Make a list on the 17th, 18th, and 19th and utilize every available option to ensure you reach your destination. Let your desire lead the way, and your experience and discipline bring about positive change, new direction, and the ability to tie the old with the new with outstanding results. Let someone know how much you care. Romance is favored. Don’t let a last-minute change or decision someone makes on the 20th and 21st deter you from following through with your plans. Jump into action, pick up the slack, and what you achieve will pay off. You’ve got plenty to gain on the 22nd and 23rd. A change will encourage you to step outside your comfort zone to exceed your expectations.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Mixed emotions on the 17th, 18th, and 19th will leave you uncertain. Don’t reveal too much about how you feel or what your intentions are until you are ready to follow through with a commitment. An offer you receive will cloud your vision and make you reconsider your next move. A close friend will offer a different perspective regarding a situation you face on the 20th and 21st. Rework your plans to fit your circumstances, and you’ll gain peace of mind and a clear passage forward. Revisit reoccurring problems with institutions, medical issues, or money matters on the 22nd and 23rd. A couple of changes will solve problems quicker than you think. Don’t wait for situations to spin out of control; act fast.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: An open mind on the 17th, 18th, and 19th will lead to valuable information and a chance to explore new options. Participation will be the key to expanding what you offer and expressing your feelings and intentions to someone you care about. Don’t live with contempt; do whatever is necessary to turn a negative situation into something positive. Expect a showdown on the 20th and 21st. Go to battle with the intent to win with words, not force. Use your energy to rebuild, compromise, and set ground rules that will help weather any storm or challenge that comes your way. Pay attention to detail on the 22nd and 23rd; you’ll create a home environment that soothes the soul.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Don’t share information on the 17th, 18th, and 19th regarding your assets, liabilities, or medical issues. Keep your domestic life private, and don’t take risks regarding illness or injury. Don’t let a sudden change of plans someone makes disrupt your day. Think quickly and adjust to suit your needs. Turn your attention to learning on the 20th and 21st. Sign up for a course, talk to an expert, or embrace a new experience with open arms and see where it takes you. Travel, reunions, and new beginnings are favored. Address sensitive issues head-on on the 22nd and 23rd. You can’t fix what you ignore, so prepare your deposition, state your facts calmly, and be willing to see both sides of the situation and compromise.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: You’ll gravitate to exciting people, places, and pastimes on the 17th, 18th, and 19th. Show your interest, and you’ll make a connection that helps you improve your lifestyle. Embrace your feelings, share your intentions, and make romance a priority. Don’t let money slip through your fingers on the 20th and 21st. Oversee all transactions and think twice before you spend on unnecessary items. You’ll make a better impression on someone special if you know how to save than if you try to buy their love. Tie up loose ends on the 22nd and 23rd and start a new adventure. Home improvements, personal gains, growth, long-term commitments, and romance are favored. Let your actions speak for you, and everything will fall into place.
This week's joke:
Why is the viola going to commit violence?
Because someone called it a violin.
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From the internet
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 5th Mar Grainsan
- 9th Mar Gizzthefish
- 11th Mar majd
- 14th Mar Amuu
- 15th Mar Zellane
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
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♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 01/04/2024 15:58 (7 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
1/04/24 || Issue #2019 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
''Hihi, hello [insert your Username here]! I'm so happy to see you! You're wondering why I'm in such a good mood? Oh, well, I don't know, I guess it's just a beautiful day! Not to mention the beautiful encounter I had this morning. How is the Dex project going? ... ... Actually, nevermind, I don't care[…]“
~ Professor Rowan of Emera Town
As a reward the Tall Grass search was sped up twice. Users on this very day were able to search for eggs either every 10 or even 5 minutes!
On Thursday 21st of March Riako stated in a feed that after the event ends, the Tall Grass search will also end in order to avoid accidental adoptions while you're in a hunt. The fact that Tadbulbs don’t break your chain will even be prolonged until he makes sure everything is working fine.
With 31,192 Tadbulbs returned the event has ended! Thank you for everyone's help. It was an overall pleasant treat as an event. However, there are still some salty users who couldn’t reach their personal goals.
a New Event!
This year, Gimmighoul is visiting from Paldea to replace the traditional Bunnelby/Buneary duology. There are two simultaneous quests ongoing as part of this event:
By finding Gimmighoul (not its egg, but the Pokémon itself, in its treasure chest) around the Pokéheroes website, you can obtain your own Gimmighoul egg! This is akin to the typical Easter egg hunt (or Hoopa quest), but with some key differences:
- you may find one Gimmighoul each day, and its location changes daily.
- clicking on the Gimmighoul will immediately yield an egg. (If you do not have party space, Gimmighoul will patiently wait on that page until you do.)
Additionally, you can collect
Gimmicoins. You collect these by hatching
a certain species of Pokémon egg; this changes every three days (72
hours) and is unique per user. How many Gimmicoins you obtain
depends on where you found the egg: further information is
available on the event page. The sprite for this new item is the
first (serious - we don’t count the 4x icon) piece of artwork done
by the admin himself.Because part of this quest involves hatching normal eggs which will break your Pokéradar chain as normal, the option to freeze your radar until the end of the event has been made available for free. This is one-time only, so un-freezing it will mean that you have to pay to re-freeze it like usual. Similarly, all active mega cuffs (not flutes though) have been extended by ten days, free of charge. However, note that the Gimmighoul eggs do not break your chain as they're normal Event eggs.
Rumour on the streets of Emera has it that when you collect enough Gimmicoins, you can induce a special evolution in Gimmighoul.
This event went live at 11am on the 29th of March, and will run until 11am on the 11th of April. Further information can be found on the news post, event page, feeds by the admin Riako, and in the Minor Updates forum thread. Since this is a new type of event, it's unsure how this will pan out. Why don't you write your thoughts on it into the Reader's Section? PM Absbor or BoomBoy.
Written by BoomBoy. Please PM him mainly therefore.
The new Pokémon full on display for the Easter Hunt are
A Plushie Event Distribution is rerunning. From the 25th of March until the 7th of April users on the whole site are capable of spending Dream World Points to pile up their Uxie stash! On top of that every 5th one is shiny, which is roughly 2k
DP.The Beauty Contest in March, Electric type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Cute & Cuddly”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
The Bug Hatching Event is ongoing!
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
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Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
You can drag around the "Comments are deactivated" on youtube.
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It's Gholdengo!
Its japanese name is “サーフゴー” (Surfugo)
Gholdengo is known as the “Coin Entity” Pokémon
Typing:
(Steel Ghost)Ability: Good as Gold
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
--99 --> 
--999
--> 
Sex: 0%
| 0%Egg group: /
EHP: 13,070
Pokédex Entry: It has a sturdy body made up of stacked coins. Gholdengo overwhelms its enemies by firing coin after coin at them in quick succession.
(provided by Cherry_Blossom)
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. A mega Pokémon which speed equals to a lightning bolt.
2. Since lightning falls in its vicinity, it is said to be a wolf born from lightning.
3. It's a green quadruple Pokémon with a yellow lightning throughout its head fur.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Sit tight on the 31st until you can see a clear passage forward. Don’t feel you need to bend to someone else’s agenda. Say no to any form of aggressive action. Go about your business on the 1st and 2nd. Do things your way and under the radar. Someone will step in and interfere if you are too vocal or visible. Don’t alter your plans for the wrong reason. Take hold of your finances on the 3rd and 4th and revamp your plans to advance or change direction. Invest in yourself and how to modify your skills to suit trends. Educate yourself on the 5th and 6th. Attend a conference, event, or tutorial to broaden your scope regarding something interesting.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Don’t settle for less than what you want on the 31st. Check out what’s available and consider how to utilize your experience and knowledge to increase your chance to explore new endeavors. Consult with someone with insight into something you want to pursue on the 1st and 2nd, and you’ll discover how to adjust your routine to reach your desired goal. Keep your plans private on the 3rd and 4th. Work behind the scenes, build a platform, and explore the best route forward, and you’ll find it easier to control the outcome and cost involved. You’ll see what’s possible on the 5th and 6th. Go over every detail, and you’ll discover how to delegate your skills, money, and energy to reach your goal.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Take the initiative on the 31st. Don’t wait for someone to take over. Focus on what you want and do your best to make it happen. Check your emotions on the 1st and 2nd before you do or say something you regret. Concentrate on responsibilities, and you’ll defuse criticism. Reach out to experts for ideas and solutions on the 3rd and 4th, but do not partner with anyone, or you’ll encounter emotional setbacks and uncertainty. Fend for yourself and put more effort into looking and doing your best. Hideout someplace you won’t be bothered on the 5th and 6th, and you’ll accomplish the most. Be secretive about what you are doing, and you’ll substantially impact everyone when you are ready to share.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Pay attention to where your money goes on the 31st. Don’t sign up for subscriptions or make unnecessary purchases. Put more emphasis on personal changes and self-improvement. An opportunity is within reach on the 1st and 2nd but can also lead to sensitive issues if you decide to make a move that someone close to you doesn’t favor. Have incentives ready that can sway a negative response to a positive one. Keep your inner thoughts to yourself on the 3rd and 4th until you have a sound plan that offers plenty of appeal. You are in the zone on the 5th and 6th and ready to kick butt. Let your swagger lead the way, demonstrate what you can offer, and victory will be yours.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Be careful where you put your allegiance on the 31st. Someone will likely mislead you or use emotional manipulation to tilt thoughts or decisions in their favor. Choose common sense and intelligence, overreacting emotionally. Hunker down on the 1st and 2nd and get things done. Keeping up to date will help you avoid questions that put you in an awkward position. Trust your instincts, not what someone leads you to believe. Know what you are up against on the 3rd and 4th, set ground rules and boundaries, and forge ahead. Align yourself with like-minded people. Curb the urge to indulge on the 5th and 6th. Put more thought and effort into physical well-being, fitness, diet, and spending time with someone you love to be around.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Say what you have to say and do what you must do on the 31st, and you’ll cut the drama, allowing you more time to focus on personal growth and gain. Romance is in the stars. Set the tone on the 1st and 2nd, and make your choices clear. It’s up to you to be direct if you don’t want others to misinterpret you. Be innovative and use your skills and charm to get what you want. Listen carefully on the 3rd and 4th. An offer someone makes won’t be as good as it sounds. Get the lowdown directly from the source and counter with what’s fair. Observe and learn on the 5th and 6th. It’s what you do, not what you say, that will make a difference.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: An entertaining approach to life, love, and happiness on the 31st will turn heads and raise eyebrows. You can’t please everyone, but by being yourself, you’ll discover who’s on your team. Add more structure to your routine on the 1st and 2nd and make the changes that encourage a simple and convenient lifestyle. It’s up to you to make your journey enjoyable and eliminate any unnecessary dead weight. Mixed emotions will mislead you on the 3rd and 4th. Listen, ask questions, and learn about a situation before you act or pass information along. Choose saving over squandering on the 5th and 6th. There is plenty to do that doesn’t cost or lead to indulgence. Express your feelings and demonstrate your love for someone.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Take your time on the 31st, think twice before you spend money, make a commitment, or sign up for a subscription. Change may entice you, but discipline will save you from making a premature decision. You’ll be better positioned on the 1st and 2nd to evaluate what’s possible. Reach out to someone with more experience and gain insight and a commonsense path forward. Be aware of emotionally unstable situations on the 3rd and 4th before you share personal information. Monitor the logistics of a change for pitfalls first. A change in how you feel about a partnership or lifestyle change will surface on the 5th and 6th. Do your due diligence before you proceed, and you will be happy with the outcome.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Don’t be fooled by someone’s emotional rhetoric on the 31st; trust your instincts, experience, and knowledge. Clean up your personal affairs on the 1st and 2nd and put a plan in motion that eases stress and makes your life manageable. A positive step in the right direction may be difficult to digest at first, but once complete, you’ll feel better about the future. Get together with someone upbeat on the 3rd and 4th; it will lift your spirits and point you in a positive direction. An idea you share will get rave reviews. Rethink your investments, how you handle your cash, and what you want to commit to on the 5th and 6th. Set boundaries, know your limitations, and implement practicality.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Dissect your options and follow through with your plans on the 31st. A unique path with many diversions and attractive alternatives will expand your plans. Keep an open mind on the 1st and 2nd. Reach out, engage in conversations, assess what you hear, and do what’s best for you. Home improvements that make your life less stressful or accommodate something you want to incorporate into your daily routine are your choice. Refrain from trusting people to make choices for you on the 3rd and 4th. Take charge, do the work yourself, finish what you start, and everything will fall into place. You’ll develop unique ideas on the 5th and 6th that can improve relationships with the people you care about most. A kind gesture will impact your life.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Think problems through on the 31st before moving. Confusion is apparent; without facts to back you up, you are best to take a pass. Emotions and money will lead to debt on the 1st and 2nd. Don’t sign up for something you don’t need or want. Bide your time, gather information, and only proceed when you feel confident; you’ll get the desired results. Reading, knowledge, and verification will help you avoid making mistakes on the 3rd and 4th. An event that offers insight into something that interests you will also help you confirm your next move. A change someone suggests on the 5th and 6th will be inaccurate. Find out what’s involved before you agree to proceed. Choose to help yourself first.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Wait to share information on the 31st. Your reputation will depend on what others think. Observe and consider your options and act secretively. Expect the unexpected on the 1st and 2nd. Don’t let what others do or say confuse you. Make plans that are in your best interest. How someone reacts will change the way you feel. A change at home will encourage positive reactions. Refrain from letting anyone take over on the 3rd and 4th. Address anyone trying to sugarcoat a situation or charm you into something questionable with honesty and facts. Look for ways to improve your life, surroundings, and money management on the 5th and 6th. Put your energy where it counts, and you’ll reap the rewards and bypass outside interference.
This week's joke:
Fred and Marge sat down with their child to tell them the shocking news. “You were adopted,” they explained.
The child was understandably outraged, and demanded to meet their biological parents.
“We are your biological parents,” Marge replied, “now pack your bags!”
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Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 20th Mar Iconic45
- 23rd Mar -Remi-
- 24th Mar Dragon_Hunter4020 & MotherNature & QuantumVoid23
- 25th Mar Giltine13
- 28th Mar Chimera_snowflake
- 31th Mar Rimi
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 08/04/2024 16:57 (7 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
08/04/24 || Issue #220 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“We used to be young trainers exploring the world, just like you. Well, almost like you. I mean, you're never even leaving town. That's hardly the same adventurous spirit that my old buddy and I shared.“
~ Professor Rowan of Emera Town
1) Making people, especially young people (example teens and children), subscribe to another site outside PokeHeroes in order to play a simple game or get into a giveaway/raffle/contest is forbidden. It’s mainly to assure safety and the moderators can do something against upcoming issues.
In the case of games, it is however more likely allowed to send the games directly as long as they provide safe for public view content. Scratch for an example lets you play their game without an account.
2) It’s forbidden to make another account: “6.1 Every person is allowed to have one player account. Any further account will be locked from this game. There is no exception for this rule.”
Or scrapping information together from other users through a bot, script (cheat), etc.
(although it’s the European law, as I’m an European citizen and Riako too, it’s plainly clear that our privacy is protected in such cases. Especially since the site has to follow suit due to Riako being the admin.)
In case you have questions about projects and whether you are allowed to do something or not - ask the Support Center!
Real humans living in different time zones are working there; not bots. Receiving an answer will take a while. Especially when the moderators are unsure and have to ask the administrator and he has to decide whether to give a green light or not.
Don’t jump to the conclusion of doing it, before receiving an answer due to impatience, when you might be in the wrong!
Rules regarding PokéHeroes and other useful links:
Privacy Policy about the usage of your data, PokeHeroes’ Site Rules, a guide to introduce yourself, usermade Giveaway/Raffle rules, Forum Games guidelines, Role Playing guidelines, appropriate Fanart guidelines and Art Shop norms.
We have a minor update thread for the whole of PokeHeroes and a relevant discussion thread for it.
In case you were wondering where the April Fool went, it was moved to Riako’s birthday, the 4th of April. People following the event received Ducklett as the next assigned Pokémon and 10,000 Ducklett eggs were released to the Tall Grass.
Also yes, all 10 thousand of the Tall Grass Duckletts are bred by Riako.
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The icon on the corner of the Dream World plushie task is an Arcuddle. The plushified version of Arcanine.
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It's Easter Ducklett!
Its japanese name is “イースターのコアルヒー” (Īsutā no Koaruhie)
Easter Ducklett is known as the “Easter Bird” Pokémon
Typing:
(Water Flying)Ability: ?
Hidden Ability: ??
Evolution Line:
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35--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Water 1 & Flying
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: These bird Pokémon are excellent in hiding eggs. They fly over towns and drop them in tricky spots. But be careful: They might drop them on your head!
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. It's a yellow-electric rodent with pluses on its cheeks.
2. It's a steel-type electric rodent.
3. It's a yellow-electric rodent with minuses on its cheeks.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Listen to your inner voice on the 7th and 8th and make choices that fulfill your needs and agenda. An offer that boasts about results will need to be more accurate—and sticking to your gut feeling is essential to avoid unnecessary costs or setbacks. Stick close to home on the 9th, 10th, and 11th. Travel, events, and taking on too much will lead to injury or illness. Don’t take unnecessary risks or trust someone else’s judgment over your own. Your knowledge and wisdom won’t disappoint you, and your instincts will point you in the right direction. Romance is in the stars. A domestic change you implement on the 12th and 13th will lower your overhead. Shared expenses or updates will give you additional funds to spend on updating your qualifications.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Determination and drive will get you where you want to go on the 7th and 8th. Pour your energy into something that matters to you and will give you the boost you need to expand your interests and change your lifestyle. Turn your thoughts and ideas into actions and enjoy the outcome. Changing how you earn your living or handle your cash on the 9th, 10th, and 11th will benefit you and your loved ones. Take advantage of an opportunity to raise your qualifications and your long-term goals. Consider information someone volunteers on the 12th and 13th carefully before deciding your next move. Trust your ability to do things for yourself instead of letting someone step in and take control.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Connect with people who share your concerns on the 7th and 8th, and you’ll make headway. Talks may get heated, but the results will be worthwhile. Check what’s available in your community and the protocol necessary to make things happen. Pay attention to detail on the 9th, 10th, and 11th, and consider how to save money or bring about positive lifestyle changes. Be quick to take advantage of an opportunity that offers incentives. Share your thoughts and feelings on the 12th and 13th and clarify your position, what you expect, and what you are willing to give back. The research will offer insight into utilizing your talents more efficiently or applying them to different markets. Exploring the possibilities will lead to expansion and profits.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Embrace change on the 7th and 8th. Be the first to suggest or press forward. Look for opportunities, explore creative ideas, and put pressure where necessary to ensure you take command and make things happen. Dig into your resources on the 9th, 10th, and 11th, draw strength and courage, and set your sights on your goal. Let your enthusiasm shine through, motivating others to pitch in and help. How you present yourself and the changes you want to implement will determine the outcome. Don’t scrimp. Time to work behind the scenes on the 12th and 13th to ensure everything you like to achieve is going according to plan. Refuse to let an emotional setback interfere with your schedule. Live up to your promises and finish what you start.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Observe, question, learn, and choose what’s best for you on the 7th and 8th. Make your way forward with confidence. Refuse to let self-doubt take over or tempt you to give up on your dreams. Use your imagination, be creative, cut your losses, revise your plans, and keep moving forward. Refrain from relying on others on the 9th, 10th, and 11th. Do for yourself and avoid disappointment. Gossip will lead to trouble, while spending time on self-improvement will boost your morale and encourage you to engage in conversations that benefit you and those with whom you share information. Shy away from groups and situations on the 12th and 13th that promote excessive behavior or beliefs you don’t share. Do things that make you feel good about yourself and your contributions.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Put your energy into something creative on the 7th and 8th. A physical activity will encourage you to focus on self-improvement instead of what others do or say. Keep busy, keep the peace, and forge ahead with promise and a positive attitude. Saddle up to people who share your interests on the 9th, 10th, and 11th, and you’ll expand your circle of friends and discover how you can contribute your skills and knowledge to something meaningful to you. Refrain from doubting your ability to make a difference or to advance. Your efforts won’t go unnoticed. Be cautious not to stoke emotions on the 12th and 13th. Be a good listener, and avoid being put in an awkward position. If you add your point of view, someone will misinterpret your words.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Do what you do best on the 7th and 8th, and you’ll gain recognition. A physical change won’t go unnoticed, and the compliments you receive will change how you feel about yourself and someone you’d like to get to know better. Keep your generosity from getting you in trouble on the 9th, 10th, and 11th. Unnecessary changes will be due to an oversight. Back up, reconsider, and adjust to a cost-efficient plan. Choose a simple, affordable path forward, and you’ll get the support you need to complete things on time. Be willing to make the first move on the 12th and 13th. Attend a reunion or function that interests you. Let others know your intentions. Romance is in the stars.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Concentrate on your health, wealth, and fitness on the 7th and 8th. Don’t let anyone choose what’s best for you. Take responsibility and make decisions based on facts, figures, and experience. Change is apparent, and it’s up to you to take the path that leads to your happiness. Participate and expand your knowledge. The more you know, the greater your options. Embrace change and oversee every detail. What you discover will empower you to take charge and send a positive message to anyone you encounter. Maintain your status quo with a positive attitude and a show of proficiency. Keep your eye on what’s important to you on the 12th and 13th, and refuse to let someone mess with your emotions. Take care of your responsibilities.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: If you want something, act. Put your energy where it counts on the 7th and 8th; victory will be yours. Address issues that concern loved ones or share your thoughts and plans with someone you deem special. Leave nothing to chance, and you’ll put your mind at ease. Pay attention to detail on the 9th, 10th, and 11th, review documents, and make sure you change anything that needs to be updated or makes you uncomfortable. Familiarize yourself with proper protocol regarding skills, qualifications, and maintaining integrity amongst your peers. Make home improvements that promote convenience and peace of mind. Traveling, connecting with an old friend, or expanding your mind through educational pursuits on the 12th and 13th will offer clarity and resolution. Romance is favored.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Change begins with you on the 7th and 8th. Stop procrastinating and start putting your house in order. Change may feel daunting, but once you start, you’ll be encouraged by your progress. A social event will restore your interest in participating more frequently. The more connections you make on the 9th, 10th, and 11th, the more you will discover about yourself. A unique direction or suggestion will grab your attention and encourage you to consider partnering with someone who can fill any empty spaces in your life, personally or professionally. Be open, look for balance and equality, and exciting opportunities will develop. Establish where your money goes on the 12th and 13th. Address what’s necessary and what’s not, and you’ll devise a plan that lightens your financial load.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Engage in something entertaining on the 7th and 8th, but be sure to fact-check the information you receive before contributing financially. It’s okay to test what’s available, but be aware of pressure tactics and hidden agendas in the fine print of subscriptions or contracts. Pick up additional skills on the 9th, 10th, and 11th and knowledge that raises your awareness of what’s trending in your community, and you will discover something that offers lucrative benefits. Make your space functional and add convenience and comfort to your lifestyle while enhancing your awareness and encouraging pastimes that make you smile. Stay focused on what others do or say on the 12th and 13th. Distance yourself from gossip and pay more attention to personal gain, meaningful relationships, and better health.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Discipline, organization, tending to what’s important to you, and only changing what’s necessary on the 7th and 8th will help you avoid discord, misunderstandings, and lost opportunities. Listen, learn, and do your best to keep the peace. Time spent at home on the 9th, 10th, and 11th will be educational. Discover what’s important to you by rearranging your schedule to suit your needs. Home is where the heart is, and making it work in your favor will encourage success and allow you to explore things that bring you joy. Don’t take a risk with your health or security. Keep your money and possessions safe on the 12th and 13th. A mistake can cost you financially and emotionally if handled poorly. Protect your reputation.
This week's joke:
“Dad, can you explain the eclipse today?”
“No, son”
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From the internet
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
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🎂This paper's birthday people were:
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- 4th Apr Riako
- 5th Apr Fernsong
- 7th Apr GlitchMode
- 8th Apr Seraphica’s son
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 28/04/2024 12:03 (6 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
28/04/24 || Issue #221 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Khekhekhekhe, welcome at my wheel of fortune, young trainer! But step back: This game center game is reserved exclusively for Pokémon—not for humans,[...]“
~ Milcery at the Wheel of Fortune
A new update for the badges came out:
1) the visuals have been improved.
2) You finally know which set you are currently viewing.
3) Clicking on the greyed out areas will give you hints on how to obtain it.
And finally, 4) a statistic will show how many other users have collected the same badge as you in percentage.
From the 1st of April to the 15th of April, Riako joined the Medal Rally and tried to battle it out with fellow users.
It's the second half of April and it looks like this:
It's Earth Day! To celebrate our beautiful planet on which we live - new planetarium Eeveelutions have been found.
I'm positive they are related to Solar Eevee
. The first
sphere is reachable at 3 500 event points and the next one after
another 6 300 (9 800 altogether). Let's take a look at them, shall
we?
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
The Beauty Contest in April, Ground type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Stay in Bed”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The original Sprite (i.e. from GSC) of shiny Bellossom comes nearer to the normal colors of Vileplum.
Source: Pokewiki
Writer: Absbor
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It's Mega Sharpedo!
Its japanese name is “メガ サメハダー” (Mega Samehader)
Mega Sharpedo is known as the “Brutal” Pokémon
Typing:
(Water Dark)Ability: Strong Jaw
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Water 2
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: The spines sprouting from its head are transformed fangs. If they're injured or broken off, the spines will regenerate countless times.
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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1.This firefly is red and its butt glows.
2. This firefly is purple and gets attracted towards the light.
3. The spines formed into fangs upon this shark's evolution. The yellow scars are from past experiences.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Berrypass 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Talk to experts, learn, and implement a plan that will stabilize your life on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Use your power of persuasion, charm, and intelligence to get others to see things your way. Distance. Yourself from indulgent people and excessive behavior. If something doesn’t feel right, take a pass. Personal growth and physical improvement are favored. Don’t follow the crowd on the 1st and 2nd; follow your heart and your intuition. Be upfront about how you feel, what your intentions are, and how you plan to move forward. Love is on the rise. Keep your eye on what’s happening around you on the 3rd and 4th. Gather facts, costs, and whether you want to participate. Put your energy where it will bring you the highest return.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Know who your people are and pull them into your circle on the 28th, 29th, and 30th to ensure you get the best and most effective help possible. Refuse to let emotional arguments throw you off your guard. Listen to complaints, assess the logistics of what you hear, and adjust your plans accordingly. Money problems will surface on the 3rd and 4th if you get poor financial advice or you sign up for a joint venture. Say no to temptation and pie-in-the-sky ideas that can leave you cash-poor. If you feel someone is pressuring you, distance yourself. Let your actions speak for you on the 3rd and 4th. Express your feelings and intentions by doing something loving and kind. Romance is favored.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Keep your thoughts to yourself on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Don’t make a fuss or create drama. Sharing information before doing sufficient research will put you in a vulnerable position. Go about your business and look for opportunities that help you complete your mission. Put your energy where it counts on the 1st and 2nd. Lend a helping hand and make contributions that encourage saving, lowering your overhead, and bringing in additional cash. Don’t put pressure on yourself or those around you. Time is on your side, and a well-thought-out plan is in your best interest. Put your plan in motion on the 3rd and 4th, and the path to victory will become clear. Don’t take a risk with your health or your reputation.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Learn as you go on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Engage in conversations that offer a different point of view and can maximize your ability to recognize new possibilities. Be receptive to change and search for a way to expand your interests and get others to endorse and support your ideas. Dig in, and don’t stop until you are satisfied with your results. Do your own thing on the 1st and 2nd. A warry approach to interference, aggressive dialogue, or action will help you side-step a costly mistake. Don’t overreact; a simple no will suffice. You are sitting in a good position on the 3rd and 4th. Personal gains, self-improvement, and working toward a goal that can change your life are favored. Romance is on the rise.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Money, emotions, and contracts require distancing on the 28th, 29th, and 30th if you intend to avoid trouble. When in doubt, ask an expert to verify your thoughts and intentions before proceeding. Time is on your side, and new information that can impact your next move will surface. Gather the facts and prepare to deter anyone who tries to pressure you. Be smart and safe. Be resourceful on the 1st and 2nd, and you’ll recognize how to protect yourself from being swept into the current of what’s trending politically and financially. Do your own thing on the 3rd and 4th and avoid emotional conflict with someone hiding sensitive information. When in doubt, sit tight, take notes, and avoid getting involved in aggressive action, protests, and other people’s business.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Put emotions aside on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Your mission is to stay focused on your achievements and refuse to let others interfere with your train of thought. Let your creativity shine and boldly show everyone how original and daring you can be when you let your imagination take over. Don’t shortchange yourself by backing down or letting someone take over. Listen, learn, and evaluate on the 1st and 2nd until you get a clear picture of whatever situation you face. Don’t let anyone take advantage of you or bully their way into your territory. You’ll gain insight into new possibilities on the 3rd and 4th. Take the initiative, launch your ideas and skills, and show everyone what you have to offer. The results will boost your reputation.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Slow down and think matters through on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Don’t rely on what others do to work in your favor. Use your intelligence coupled with facts to protect you from misinterpretation. Represent yourself and what you stand for precisely and in writing. Don’t push yourself physically; save your energy for what’s near and dear to your heart. Let your loved ones know how much you care. Money, partnerships, and your station in life will take an emotional turn on the 1st and 2nd. Consider what’s triggering the change and put an end to whatever challenges you. An open mind and plenty of pent-up energy can be advantageous on the 3rd and 4th depending on how you apply information and transform situations. Give your all, and you’ll get your way.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: You’ll get the chance to do a turnabout on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Consider what to reinforce or upgrade and hop to it before it’s too late. Your objective is to simplify and stabilize your life and daily routine. Once you are satisfied with the way things flow, you’ll find peace of mind and enjoy more downtime to engage in exciting pastimes. Don’t mix business with pleasure on the 2nd and 3rd. Someone from your past will stir up emotions, leaving you in a quandary. Separate yourself from the past, and you’ll gain clarity regarding your next move. Take a unique approach to investments, savings, and health on the 3rd and 4th, and you’ll come up with a lifestyle change that suits your budget and puts your mind at ease.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Keep your emotions out of your conversations on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Stick close to home and organize your space to function according to your needs. A change will energize and motivate you to get your money matters in order and free up cash for something you are longing to pursue. A commitment will give you something to look forward to and hope for a brighter future. Get together with someone who enjoys the same things as you on the 1st and 2nd, and it will open doors that promote socializing and becoming part of something you find stimulating and progressive. Balance your budget on the 3rd and 4th, and find out where you stand and how you can make your money grow. Personal gain is favored.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: You can spin conversations and situations in your favor on the 28th, 29th, and 30th with foresight and energy. Take the initiative and make things happen. Recognize what you love to do most and how your skills coincide with your dreams, hopes, and wishes. Challenge yourself to mold your life into something that makes you feel alive and encourages you to do and be better. Expect emotional turmoil and opposition on the 1st and 2nd. Gather information and formulate a response and plan, but don’t jump the gun and act before you have everything in place. Make unique plans on the 3rd and 4th and spend time with people who challenge you to think and to do things to improve yourself, your life, and the world around you.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Pay attention to what’s going on at home on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Observation will enhance your chance to offset a problem before it has a chance to turn into a challenge. Revisit activities and events that bring you joy and set aside time to get back into a routine that eases stress and makes life worth living. Put more thought into how much your lifestyle costs on the 1st and 2nd and temper your spending. Lowering your overhead will ease stress and give you more freedom to express yourself through pursuits that you find fulfilling. Don’t share personal information or secrets on the 3rd and 4th. Rearrange your living space to suit your needs. Lower your overhead and be prepared to save money by doing domestic and self-improvement yourself.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: You can speed things up a bit on the 28th, 29th, and 30th, but don’t expect others to keep up with you. Prepare to work alone, and you’ll find the best route forward and enjoy the results: the less interference, the better the outcome. You stand to make personal and financial gains if you are true to yourself and you do what’s best for you. Don’t get involved in shared expenses or joint ventures on the 1st and 2nd. Property expenses and lowering your overhead will be challenging to do if you let someone close to you use emotional manipulation to talk you into overspending. Do what’s best for you on the 3rd and 4th. A move, home improvement, or investment opportunity will pay off. Romance is favored.
This week's joke:
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
😹😂🤣
Send in by InevitableSass. Source: parade
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 9th Apr Nefalanis
- 16th Apr Furret
- 22nd Apr Iceland
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 19/05/2024 18:15 (6 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
19/05/24 || Issue #222 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“I might now seem superior in knowledge compared to you. However, I'm certain that one day your knowledge is going to surpass mine.“
~ Unknown
The next milestone is supposingly at 10 billion total interactions. Do you think, we can reach the goal?
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A new event distribution appeared on Monday the 13th May and stays until the 23 of May! From contest winner Fionna
!
Weird clouds have been popping up here and there. Shall we take a closer look at them?
To get them, you first have to earn 4 700 points, 6 500 more (11 200) and finally 9 6000 (20 800).
Since forever, there’s been a bug with the rumble mission. When sending an Eevee that isn’t simply an Eevee (i.e. events), the program fails to recognize it as an Eevee and stops functioning.
In recent times, Riako has been trying to fix it and prevent non-pure-Eevees from being able sent on such rumble missions.
In the meantime: don’t commit the same mistake.
The trades with Leah had been updated. Visually more pleasing, but not only that! You can also exchange multiple at the same time.
A comparison before and after:
Plus the rod bug has been fixed. You should be able to use your fishing rod again. :- )
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners of May!
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Turns out there's a retro which can breed; the retro style Ducklett. It only breeds normal Duckletts tho. This begs the question of whether it's done on purpose or not; since there's normally no retro Ducklett as all Pokémon are in black & white style.
(dear Riako, please don't take this opportunity away)
Source: Nymphrasis
Writer: Absbor
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It's Gulpin!
Its japanese name is “ゴクリン” (Gokulin)
Gulpin is known as the “Stomach
Typing:
(Poison)Ability: Liquid Ooze | Sticky Hold
Hidden Ability: Gluttony
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Amorphous
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: Almost all of its body is its stomach. Its harsh digestive juices quickly dissolve anything it swallows.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon gulps in lots.
2. This Pokémon swallows lots.
3. A piranha Pokémon of the type dark.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Berrypass 2/3
- Hipsterpotamus 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Emotional energy will build on the 19th and 20th, making it paramount to have sufficient outlets. Focus on diet, fitness, and carving out a spot that makes you feel comfortable and offers insight into your next move, project, or learning escapade. Put more thought into your financial situation on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll devise a plan to help cut your overhead without giving up the things you love most. Organization, planning, and following through will deter unwanted drama at home or work. Pay attention to your health and well-being on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Don’t take a risk that can result in insult or injury. Protect yourself, your possessions, and your reputation. Keep the peace, and choose love over Discord.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Refrain from pulling out your credit card on the 19th and 20th. Emotional purchases will lead to regret. Focus on bringing money in, not throwing it away. Align yourself with sensible friends encouraging you to strive for personal and financial stability. Look around you on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll discover a path that offers unique lessons to make your life easier and more fulfilling. Peace, love, and happiness are within reach, and opportunity is apparent. Don’t allow an emotional roadblock to stand in your way on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. It’s up to you to establish what you want and how to turn your wishes into a reality. Let your imagination lead the way, but your intuition and common sense keep you out of trouble.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Dial it up a notch on the 19th and 20th and take care of your responsibilities. Put pressure where necessary to get the assistance you need to get ahead. Check out what’s trending and adjust your skills and knowledge to ensure you are competitive in areas that can make a difference to your financial intake. Focus on investments, medical issues, and contracts on the 21st and 22nd. Reach out to an expert and consider your next move. A purchase, domestic move, or professional change looks promising. Learning something new on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th or adding a trendy spin to how you look or what you do will separate you from the crowd. A unique opportunity will encourage better relationships with people who matter to you.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Do research on the 19th and 20th before you change your plans or move. Look for cost-efficient alternative methods and encourage you to make choices you can live with for a long time. Do whatever it takes to stabilize your position within personal or business relationships on the 21st and 22nd. An opportunity to do something unique will change the way you think and do things moving forward. Love, romance, and a physical or attitude adjustment will boost your confidence. Stay on top of medical and financial situations on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Know when to say no, and don’t be afraid to move on alone if necessary to get matters under control. Trust your instincts.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Explore what’s available in your community on the 19th and 20th that will encourage a healthier lifestyle. Contact people who can endorse a qualified individual or establishment to help you rectify a problem. A chance to learn something new will enrich your life and point you in a unique direction. Refrain from lending or borrowing on the 21st and 22nd. Joint ventures aren’t in your best interest. Focus on personal and professional improvement and gains that benefit you directly. Follow your gut, and don’t be afraid to make a last-minute adjustment. You’ll have a change of heart on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th due to the restrictions you face or the emotional stress someone causes. Retreat, rethink, and check your motives before retaliating. Choose your partners wisely.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Get out and about on the 19th and 20th. What you contribute to a group or cause you care about will significantly impact you more than bickering with someone close to you who doesn’t see things your way. Explore and expand your vision and follow your heart, and you will discover peace of mind and personal joy. You’ll pick up extraordinary information on the 21st and 22nd if you attend a function that appeals to you. Traveling, learning, and joining forces with like-minded people will help you make a positive lifestyle choice. You’ll be caught off guard on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th by someone trying to dazzle you with fancy words and extravagant plans. Consider what’s best for you before someone takes advantage of you.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Think before you act on the 19th and 20th. It will be easy to let your emotions take over and mess things up when dealing with a friend, lover, or business partner. Listen carefully and verify the information. Consider your choices before you proceed. Make plans to get organized on the 21st and 22nd. A change at home will improve your life and meaningful relationships. An opportunity to make a financial gain looks promising. Put your heart into getting fit on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Improve your diet, get involved in physical activities that help you gain strength, and have the courage to say no to people and offers that aren’t in your best interest. Make physical improvements that lift your spirits and encourage personal gains.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: An open mind will lead to new beginnings on the 19th and 20th. Learn all you can and initiate changes that encourage you to expand your interests and take the road leading to something that excites you. Hard work will pay off. Be open to suggestions on the 21st and 22nd, but don’t be a follower. A change of location will pique your imagination and point you in a new and exciting direction. Romance is on the rise. Refuse to let anyone rain on your parade on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Own the stage and make yourself heard and clear regarding your intentions. Stifle anyone trying to manipulate you to head in a direction that suits them better than you. Demand respect.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Emotions will surface on the 19th and 20th if you get involved in a joint venture or legal matter. Listen carefully and prepare your defense before verbally dueling with someone trying to exploit you. You’ll have plenty to think about on the 21st and 22nd. Put together a budget and plan that suits your financial and emotional needs. Think outside the box, and you’ll come up with a plan that will bring in extra cash or help you lower your overhead. Don’t sign up for something on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th that benefits someone else more than you. Put your energy where it counts, and do something to make your life better. Personal improvements will turn out better than anticipated.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Emotions will surface on the 19th and 20th if you or someone close to you becomes demanding. Search for alternatives conducive to making you and those close to you happy about the outcome. Using force will end in rejection. Opportunity is present on the 21st and 22nd. Know what you want and present your case to friends, relatives, or your partner, and progress will unfold. Seal the deal with an outing that brings everyone involved in your plans closer together. Uncertainty will develop on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th if you allow someone to use emotional tactics to twist your thinking. Do your research and prepare to forge ahead once everything is in place. Celebrate with someone you love, and enjoy the moment.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Pressure will build on the 19th and 20th if you get into deep discussions regarding touchy matters. Be a good listener, don’t agree or disagree, absorb, and consider your options carefully. Channel your energy, blow off steam, and give yourself a chance to digest your options. A novel opportunity will spark your imagination on the 21st and 22nd. Review and reset your timeline to fit what you want to pursue. A change may be necessary, but take the time to explore the possibilities and put everything in place to make your transition seamless. Put your energy where it counts on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Personal improvements focusing on better health will encourage you to follow through with your plans and overcome any interference you encounter.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Refuse to let life’s little annoyances get to you on the 19th and 20th. Focus on the people and things that bring out the best in you, and forego any invitations that make you edgy or uncomfortable. Base your life choices on your needs, not what others want. Connect to like-minded people on the 21st and 22nd by joining groups or organizations that resonate with you. Offering your skills, experience, or knowledge will position you for success, making worthwhile connections, and feeling good about yourself and what you offer. Someone will try to take advantage of you on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Let your intuition lead the way, and don’t be afraid to walk away from a situation that isn’t in your best interest.
This week's joke:
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Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 8th May pepper654 & ~Tengan~
- 9th May Jaeger
- 13th May Cardboard_Spaghetti
- 18th May Crescendo
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 02/06/2024 15:04 (5 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
02/06/24 || Issue #223 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“This erupting rage is unstoppable! I'm so enraged that I may pass out...“
~Primeape PSMD
Spirited by Amuu:
It's a Pokémon which had to adapt to the harsh lightning. Shall we take a look at it?
A Plushie Event Distribution was rerunning. From the 20th of May to the 2nd of June users on the whole site were capable of spending Dream World Points to get their Lugia Plush! Every 5th one is shiny, which means you would have had to spend 4k
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The Beauty Contest in May, ice-type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Flower Paradise”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
In the third generation, the ability Oblivious was defined as not being able to feel attraction to others. Afterwards it was rewritten not being able to feel passion for a short lived admiration or fear of others.
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Winter Numel!
Its japanese name is “冬のドンメル” (Fuyu no Donmel) [Google Translator was used.]
Winter Numel is known as the “Winter” Pokémon
Typing:
(Ice Ground)Ability: ?
Hidden Ability: ?
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: During a very strong winter, some Numel built a special resistance against the cold in order to survive.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. It's a blue whale.
2. Its No. 1's bigger, evolved form.
3. This is a yellow dromedary with green top hump.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Minesphalt5680 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
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imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Put your energy where it counts and clear space at home to furnish your plans. Take care of yourself and what interests you; it will improve your emotional well-being. Open your heart regarding your feelings, and you’ll get support. Invest in yourself and meaningful relationships.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Changing your routine, space, or location will help you understand and recognize your life, relationships, and prospects better. Look at your options through a clear lens, and you’ll know what to do next. Take charge of your happiness, construct new opportunities, and enforce the changes necessary.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Pour your energy into something you feel passionate about, and progress will be yours. Get in touch with people who share your interests or concerns, and you’ll gain access to valuable information and hands-on support. A financial gain, personal growth, and physical improvement are apparent. Romance is favored.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Don’t be afraid to change your mind or head in a more suitable direction. You don’t have to follow the crowd or bend to someone’s whims. Put your energy where it makes the most sense and put a smile on your face.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Put a plan in place, pace yourself, and enjoy your day. Putting your energy where it counts will bring you satisfaction and interesting opportunities. Learn as you go, and you will leave a lasting impression on those you encounter. Don’t fear being different. Let your uniqueness shine.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Proceed with caution when dealing with emotional matters or demanding individuals. Don’t second guess yourself; follow your gut feelings and protect yourself and your reputation. A change you initiate will put your mind at ease. A creative or innovative plan will serve you well.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Evaluate the changes happening around you and think twice before following the crowd. Put your faith in yourself and your ability to do things in record time. Socializing or participating in an event that speaks to you will lead to interesting encounters and new friendships.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Don’t be fooled by smooth talkers or someone offering the impossible. Do your due diligence and fact-check before you make any changes that may compromise you, your reputation, or your financial status. Take precautions; don’t share personal information or leave valuable possessions in vulnerable places.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Check your options before deciding what to do. Travel, communication, and educational pursuits are favored. Follow your instincts and heart when dealing with relationships that influence your lifestyle or living arrangements. Try something new or make a physical change that will boost your confidence.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Social events will lead to mental stimulation. Don’t hesitate to sign up for something you enjoy doing. Activities that help you stay in shape or live a healthy lifestyle are favored. Contact people you’d like to partner with personally or professionally and share your intentions.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Explore your options and embrace social events that offer mental and physical excitement. Interacting with people who make you think will to conversations and opportunities to further your interests and give you the chance to use your skills more efficiently. Love is favored; make romance a priority.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Don’t let anger take over when change is necessary. Size up situations and put a time limit on what you want to achieve. Less angst and more action will lead to peace of mind and new opportunities. Think big and leave the past behind you.
This week's joke:
Are you a mismagius?
Because you make my wildest dreams come true.
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Suggested by BoomBoy
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 23rd May Zuko~ & Shadow~
- 24th May CelestiaCat
- 26th May NoOneTYS
- 29th May BakugouKatsuki & Ravenswing
- 1st June LUCKILYRICHNESS
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 16/06/2024 13:58 (5 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
16/06/24 || Issue #224 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.“
~Paulo Coelho
Happy Pride Month 🏳️🌈 from the PH Times and PokeHeroes! We’re celebrating it with Pride Vivillion: until 30th June, 4PM on site, users all across the site can get their own rainbow patterned butterfly for 6 000 activity points.
Enjoy~
It's time to finally plushify some humanoid inhabitants of Emera Town. Instead of drawing a small plushie version of a Pokémon - you get the chance to draw something else and someone!
You have time until midnight on July 12th. Remember to send entries only via PM to CatLady; otherwise your submission will be disqualified!
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners of June!
Don’t forget to participate in the Beauty Contest! ;-)
Let the world show your supersmart fairy types! :-D
We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Spinda has 4,294,967,296 different patterns.
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Vivillon (Pride)!
Vivillon (Pride) is known as the “Queer” Pokémon
Typing:
(Bug Flying)Ability: -
Hidden Ability: -
Evolution Line:
pattern only exist like thisSex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Bug
EHP: 3,840
Pokédex Entry: Vivillon with many different patterns are found all over the world. In the Pokémon world, all of them are treated equally.
Made by Rice
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon has over 4 billion different patterns made out of its red spots on its beige skin.
2. This fire tortoise breaths smoke from its nose and shell.
3. This Pokémon has 2 humps, which erupt every 10 years.
Answers from last time:
These were the respondents from the last paper:
- Berrypass 3/3
- JXFS 1/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
Want to look into your future?
Editor: Absbor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Learn from your mistakes and avoid regret. Socialize and participate in activities that promote love, health, and emotional well-being. Don’t leave decisions in someone else’s hands. Choose your path and who you want to have on your team. Make personal gain and romance your concern.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Move whatever gets in your way. Deal with emotional issues directly and offer solutions that lead to freedom and self-worth. A loss is likely if you are too generous, accommodating, or lax in handling your cash. Go over fine print and details before agreeing to someone else’s demands.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Spend more time researching. There is no room for error when someone isn’t honest regarding your friendship, money, or health. Use your connections and skills to discover the nuances of getting from one place to another with the least distress. Opportunity is within reach, and personal growth and gain are apparent.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Take the initiative and put an end to anything that is weighing heavy on your mind. Change requires your input, energy, and belief in your ability to see matters through to completion. Press play, and don’t stop until you are satisfied with the results.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Don’t buy into someone else’s dream. Consider how you can make a difference and improve your life. Walk away from joint ventures and show you’re self-sufficient and resourceful. A makeover will boost your confidence and encourage you to trust your judgment and use your skills to prosper.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Take the necessary precautions, but don’t lose sight of your target. The balance between avoiding pitfalls and completing what’s required to make your life meaningful and less stressful will contribute to your happiness. Don’t underestimate the powers that be or those looking for a handout.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: You can’t please everyone. Take care of matters that concern you most and don’t apologize for your actions. Being true to yourself will lead to respect from others and your peace of mind. Sorrow will follow if someone lies or misinterprets your intentions or your words.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Consider what you must do to earn your wage or cater to others to get what you want. A change may be in order if you feel someone or something is pressuring you financially or emotionally. It’s your responsibility to end what’s standing obstructing you.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Open thinking will lead to valuable information. Attend events and participate in activities challenging and testing your skills, talents, and intellect. Travel, engage in social activities, and share your intentions with someone you cherish. Self-improvement is favored. Make love and romance a priority.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Take precautions when dealing with joint ventures, investments, and health and contractual issues. Someone will try to outmaneuver you if given the chance. Use innovative tactics to outsmart any challenges you encounter. Anger solves nothing; truth, common sense, and practicality will encourage good results.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Review, fact-check, and question information you receive that can affect your home and family. Don’t take unnecessary risks or let anyone goad you into participating in something frivolous or physically daring. Gravitate toward people who bring out the best in you and claim the happiness you deserve.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Don’t apply pressure to a fester situation. Instead, concentrate on making fundamental changes that make your routine flow freely. Apply discipline and intuition when dealing with money and how you choose to earn your living. Don’t hesitate to change what is ineffective or insufficient.
This week's joke:
What do you call a daredevil Pokémon who does stunts on motorcycles?
Weedle Knievel
😹😂🤣
Suggested by BoomBoy
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 4th June Kimie & Charlieplayspokemon
- 14th June Jacharias
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put scripted ads between code
brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last