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Posted: Sun, 05/02/2023 15:33 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
05/02/23 || Issue #186|| Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
~Robert Louis Stevenson
empty without
you - you light my 
fire! So I
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my 
valentine? I
really 
dig you, and i
think we’d make an 
eggcellent
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mewsing...
Sweet Hearts by 
interacting and spending 
Dream Points. You can then spend 50 of these
little chocolates to send a card to your valentine! If you spread
the love to at least 5 users, you are eligible for a brand new
legendary Pokémon; rumour on the street is that it could be
Enamorus, part of the Forces of Nature.
shiny!This year, the chances for such have been slightly changed, and Riako has released the formula that’s used to calculate your chances: This is a quadratic function, which means that an extra card will change your chance by more when you have more sent cards. And since this question is often asked, you don’t need to send each card to a different user; you simply need to send to at least 5 different users in order to qualify at all.
Artworks courtesy of the Pokéheroes artist team.
Written by BoomBoy
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Fighting type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Winter Wonderland”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time? Have fun! :D
Cupid was known as Eros, the handsome god of love, by the greeks.
Source: History(ad warning)
Writer: Absbor
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It's Sneasler!
Sneasler is known as the “Free Climb” Pokémon
Its Japanese name is “オオニューラ” Ohnyula
Typing:
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(Fighting | Poison)Ability: Pressure | Unburden
Hidden Ability: Poison Touch
Evolution Line:
--
+ 
During the day--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%
Egg group: Field
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: Because of Sneasler's virulent poison and daunting physical prowess, no other species could hope to best it on the frozen highlands. Preferring solitude, this species does not form packs.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "Said to purify lost, forsaken souls with its flames and guide them to the afterlife. [...] influenced by the energy [...] at Hisui's center."
2. "Fishers detest this troublesome Pokémon because it sprays poison from its spines, [...]. A different form of Q---h [...]."
3. "Its sturdy, curved claws are ideal for traversing precipitous cliffs. From the tips of these claws drips a venom [...]."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- BoomBoy 2/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
veeee
Easy
mrlali
Medium
osugefrsli
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
- BoomBoy 2/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Confidence is the key to success on the 5th and 6th. Don’t give in to someone putting pressure on you to change your plans. Give others the freedom to do as they please. Adjust your space on the 7th and 8th to accommodate something you want to pursue. Include someone you love in your plans, but don’t feel you have to buy approval to continue. An opportunity to invest in your living space or something that excites you is apparent on the 9th, 10th and 11th. Making a real estate move, negotiating a contract or consolidating debt to ease stress is in your best interest.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Spread some joy on the 5th and 6th. Get together with peers or set up a meeting with an expert. Gather information, and you’ll find a way to expand your skills, knowledge and qualifications. Take a step forward and make your move. Work alone on the 7th and 8th, prepare to present what you offer and familiarize yourself with the agency, institution or authority figure you need. Don’t get involved in anything that might jeopardize your reputation. Keep your thoughts to yourself on the 9th, 10th and 11th. Not letting others know what you intend to do next will make it easier for you to achieve personal success. A partnership with someone who compliments your skills will entice your target market.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Keep your plans under wraps on the 5th and 6th to avoid interference. Develop a system that allows you to be more efficient and in control of your future. Don’t overdo it, deplete your energy or put yourself in harm’s way. You’ll attract plenty of attention on the 7th and 8th if your goal is to make a difference. Use your intelligence and experience to explain and demonstrate the possibilities and to convince others to pitch in and help. A romantic encounter will spark your interest. Consider travel or educational pursuits on the 9th, 10th and 11th that interest someone you’d like to spend more time with, and you’ll find a way to put plans for two in motion, but don’t overspend trying to make an impression.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Keep change to a minimum on the 5th and 6th to avoid insult, injury or financial loss. Put your energy into fitness and being on top of your game. A makeover will lift your spirits and attract attention. A romantic gesture will enhance a meaningful relationship. Call the shots on the 7th and 8th instead of deferring to what someone else wants. Show your strengths and share innovative concepts that can make a difference in a project that brings out your passion. Be the one to make a difference. Contact someone who knows the ropes on the 9th, 10th and 11th and is suitable to fit in with your plans and accomplish plenty. Focus on progress; doors will open and success will be yours.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Experience, coupled with imagination and creativity, will lead to success on the 5th and 6th if you share your ideas with someone in a position to influence the outcome. Everything will fall into place if you are explicit in your description and presentation. Mix business with pleasure on the 7th and 8th, and you will bond with your peers. Your input, dedication and passion will bring about change that makes a difference. Romance is in the stars. Eliminating waste on the 9th, 10th and 11th will ease stress and help you maintain your budget. Take an active role in delegating responsibilities and overseeing every detail to ensure you get positive results. Trust your instincts, ideas and skills to help you reach your goal.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Push for what you want on the 5th and 6th. Nothing will change if you don’t let others know how you feel or what’s important to you. Protect your image, health and reputation. You’ll be led astray on the 7th and 8th if you believe everything you hear. Investigate, gather the facts and speak the truth. Discipline, coupled with fair play, will pay off. Avoid risky situations that can lead to injury or illness. Taking a break on the 9th, 10th and 11th will give you a chance to mull over what’s best for you. Don’t feel pressured to make an untimely move. Do what’s in your best interest. A networking event will position you for advancement. Work the room and you’ll make a lasting impression.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Don’t let a lack of funds limit what you can do on the 5th and 6th. Use your imagination and find a unique way to up your game and impress onlookers. Expand your mind, qualifications and confidence, and you’ll find yourself in a winning situation. An emotional matter concerning a health, money or legal issue will surface on the 7th and 8th if you have neglected to keep your paperwork updated. A last-minute change will confuse you; pick up the pieces and continue your journey. Open a discussion on the 9th, 10th and 11th with someone who can offer a different perspective on a situation that eludes you. Consider your options and move full speed ahead.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Participate in events that can help you get ahead on the 5th and 6th. Revisit old ideas and update concepts better suited to the current economic trends. Put your plans in motion, pay attention to detail and negotiate on your behalf. If you are gullible or let your imagination run wild, you’ll face emotional confusion on the 7th and 8th. When in doubt, ask questions and evaluate what’s best for you based on facts and figures. Traveling, attending events and socializing on the 9th, 10th and 11th will allow you to share your thoughts and adjust your plans to suit your budget. Your sincerity will impress someone you meet and encourage a worthwhile proposal. Someone with experience will offer insight.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Drum up enthusiasm with your rhetoric on the 5th and 6th, and you’ll get the help you require to bring about positive change. Be open about your feelings, reveal your long-term intentions and find out where you stand. A partnership looks inviting on the 7th and 8th, and arrangements to set your plans in motion will encourage you to strive for equality. However, maintain peace, or anger will set in and your dreams will crumble. Choose love over discord. Put your heart and soul into taking your skills and expertise to the next level on the 9th, 10th and 11th. Demonstrate what you can do, and your competence will shed light on the possibilities you offer. Celebrate new beginnings with someone you love.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Take a step back, go over facts and budget on the 5th and 6th before you commit or make a move. Emotional factors will play into the decision you make. Be careful not to give too much credence to someone making unrealistic promises. You’ll come up with a unique idea on the 7th and 8th that gives you the push to trust and believe in your ability to be successful. Don’t be disappointed when someone close to you doesn’t support your decision. You can sign up for fun on the 9th, 10th and 11th, but don’t go overboard. Putting a budget in place will ease stress and make your entertainment significantly more enjoyable. Romance will lift your spirits and bring you closer to someone you love.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Listen to reason on the 5th and 6th regarding finances, contracts and health. Don’t limit what you can do because you neglected to read the fine print. Do your due diligence, and don’t overpay for something you don’t need. You’ll get more traction as you build momentum on the 7th and 8th. Keep looking forward and incorporate what’s trending into your plans. Staying current and sticking to what you can afford will help you avoid trouble. Excess will tempt you on the 9th, 10th and 11th. Say no to anyone trying to talk you into something you can’t afford or that isn’t a healthy choice. Participate in activities that require strength and agility and offer stress relief.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Live and learn. Look at the fine print and consider what it will take to reach your goal. An expert will bring a situation you aren’t aware of into focus, encouraging you to reassess how you proceed. Someone will play games with you on the 7th and 8th. Recognize what’s happening and end the manipulation before it costs you financially and emotionally. Say no to threats, bullying and lies. Spend more time on the 9th, 10th and 11th doing what’s required and less time talking and trying to appease people who will never be happy or willing to meet you halfway. A workspace at home that accommodates something you long to do will change how you view your future.
This week’s pun works in many languages!:
ravenstagsmooches:
English: “Where do cats go when they die?
Purrgatory.”
Spanish: “¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren?
Purgatorio.”
badmooonrising:
Portuguese: "Pará onde os gatos vão quando morren?
Para o purgatorio.”
waiting-unknown:
Italian: “Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono?
Nel purgattorio.”
envahissantecapucine:
French: “Où vont les chats quand ils meurent?
Au purchattoire.”
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 12/02/2023 15:44 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
12/02/23 || Issue #187 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”
~ Warren Buffett
A few days ago, a new minor update was posted! You can now see the breeder of the eggs you claim! If it’s from the Lab, it’ll say bred by Professor Rowan and if you claim the egg from the tall grass, it’ll say who released the egg to the tall grass! Cool right? This data was only being collected recently, though, so if you’re claiming tall grass eggs without a third name, it’s because it was released to the tall grass before the information was collected.
Written by PenguinPowerful
So it’s time to dust off those cobwebs and blow away the cold!
Event Points, and the 20 selected winners will
win 5,000! You have three weeks for your yolky creations,
and we eagerly await the results which will be revealed with the
event itself, on April Fool’s Day (of all days!). For a full list
of rules and how to enter, have a look at the original forum post. Good luck and paint away those
wintry blues!!Art courtesy of the Pokéheroes artist team.
Written by BoomBoy
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
There are multiple reasons why people associate red roses as the symbol of love. One of them is that Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, is fabled to have created them.
Many more reasons can be checked out from the source.
Source: Rose Festival Kazanlak
Writer: Absbor
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It's Buttercream!
Buttercream is known as the “Ice Cream” Pokémon
Typing:
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(Flying | Ice)Ability: ???
Hidden Ability: ???
Evolution Line:
--12
--> 
--24--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Bug
EHP: 2,805
Pokédex Entry: A frozen Butterfree that cools you in summer.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "It loves sweet honey. To keep all the honey to itself, it hurls rivals away with its prized horn."
2. "It stores berries in its shell. The berries eventually ferment to become delicious juices."
3. "I believe it was Hisui's swampy terrain that gave this bear its burly physique and newfound capacity to manipulate peat at will."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Cardboard_Spaghetti 1/3 (0.5 + 0.5)
- mystiskit 2/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
acizna
Easy
epllpaf
Medium
elshiokil
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
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By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Navigate your way through conversations, negotiations and creative projects on the 12th and 13th with openness, compassion and the desire to keep situations fair and inviting for everyone involved. Attach yourself to individuals you feel are heading in a similar direction on the 14th and 15th. Progress will happen and lead you in a new and exciting direction. Don’t fear change; embrace what excites you. An emotional matter will surface on the 16th and 17th. Don’t stew when action will make the difference and put your mind at ease. Face the facts, deal with matters promptly and eliminate regret. Tie up loose ends on the 18th and enjoy what life offers. Share your thoughts, listen to feedback and adjust your course to suit the choices you embrace.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Refuse to let anyone stand between you and what you want on the 12th and 13th. Stay active and respond quickly, and you will outmaneuver anyone causing trouble. Put on your running shoes and prepare to get things done on the 14th and 15th. A change of scenery will improve your mindset and motivate you to distance yourself from negative people while you cozy up to forward-thinkers. Your competitive drive will kick in on the 16th and 17th, making you tough to beat and a front-runner in any situation you encounter. Focus on your goals and ignore anyone trying to sidetrack you or cramp your style. You’ll get assistance on the 18th if you ask for help. You may like to work alone, but teamwork will pay off.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Don’t shy away when action can lead you where you want to go on the 12th and 13th. Be original and budget to ensure you can afford what’s necessary to lead to success. Hold your thoughts on the 14th and 15th before you embark on something that can hold you back or hurt a meaningful relationship. Listen and reflect rather than give an immediate response. Time is on your side. Someone’s words will resonate with you on the 16th and 17th, pushing you in a direction that may be costly. Consider your options and size down your expectations to suit your budget. An emotional risk on the 18th will backfire if you don’t face problems or practice caution to avoid confusion or disappointment.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Choose action over observation on the 12th and 13th. Volunteer time, money or skills to something you believe in, and you will ward off someone looking for an excuse to criticize or call you lazy. Don’t give others a chance to disappoint you on the 14th and 15th. Do your own thing, and you’ll feel good about what you accomplish and make a lasting impression on those watching from a distance. Checking in on someone who concerns you on the 16th and 17th will put your mind at ease and help you decide if you’ll say yes or no to an invitation or proposal you receive. Don’t overreact or do something you’ll regret on the 18th; be open and share your thoughts and feelings.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Embrace the people, places and pastimes you enjoy most on the 12th and 13th. A creative project, doing things with youngsters or exploring how best to use a skill you have developed to prosper will put a smile on your face. Don’t trust hearsay on the 14th and 15th. A move, renovation or putting new rules in place will offset the loss or negativity and give you the momentum you require to forge ahead. The stars are aligning on the 16th and 17th, making it ideal for implementing fine-tuned changes that will help you save and make your life easier. A difference someone makes on the 18th will impact what you decide to do next. Relax, do what’s best for you and don’t look back.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Stay focused on what’s important to you on the 12th and 13th, and do your best to finish what you start. Distance yourself from people who interfere or try to throw you off your game. Expect someone to play a mind game with you on the 14th and 15th if you don’t comply with a diehard request. Size up the situation and make a decision based on what you want. It’s time to please yourself. Pay more attention to how you do things on the 16th and 17th. Stick to the rules and choose the path of least resistance. Don’t pay for someone else’s mistake. Take charge on the 18th, and don’t look back. Trust in your ability to get things done on time and to specification.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Pausing on the 12th and 13th will help you put things in perspective and give you a better view of what’s possible and who you can count on for help. Volunteering will lead to new friendships and beginnings. Plan something special on the 14th and 15th with someone who brings out the best in you. Offering gratitude or telling someone how much you love them will make a lasting impression. Be honest about your intentions. Engage in talks that improve your relationships on the 16th and 17th, and you will resolve unfinished business. Compromise and change will lead to equality and balance. Send a message on the 18th by offering an act of kindness or stepping in and making the changes necessary to improve life.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Connect with people who put a smile on your face on the 12th and 13th and enjoy what life has to offer. Traveling or picking up skills that will improve your resume or help you enjoy a pastime will help happiness prevail. It’s OK to show off a little on the 14th and 15th if you are vying for someone’s attention. Express how you feel and what you are willing to do to win someone’s affection. It’s time to find out where you stand. Take time to listen to complaints, and offer suggestions on the 16th and 17th. You will ward off an unnecessary feud that can cost you emotionally. You’ll get the green light on the 18th regarding travel, educational pursuits and anything else that helps you advance.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Carefully select the people you include when making home improvements or adjustments that will help you walk away from disruptive people or situations on the 12th and 13th. Listen carefully on the 14th and 15th and ask questions if something eludes you. Be receptive, but don’t sign up for something you don’t want to do. Offer suggestions and emotional support, not hands-on help. Socializing, being part of a team or doing something that makes you proud on the 16th and 17th will prompt a romantic encounter. Tell someone how much you care. Live up to your promises on the 18th to avoid ending up in an awkward position. You’ll feel less stress if you do the work first and play when you have nothing pressing.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Refuse to let anyone limit what you can do on the 12th and 13th. Stand up for your rights and become part of the solution, not the problem. Express your thoughts and implement your ideas. Don’t share information frivolously on the 14th and 15th, or someone will twist your words and make you look bad. Do everything in your power to make a difference and fulfill promises. Avoid impulsive purchases. Call on those you know you can trust to help on the 16th and 17th, and you’ll discover a unique way to get what you want to do up and running. Don’t settle for less. Arguing will be futile on the 18th. Listen, get along and move on to better conversations with like-minded people.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Tidy up your finances, contracts and medical issues on the 12th and 13th. Staying on top of your situation will put your mind at ease and help you plan what’s next. Secrets revealed will blindside you on the 14th and 15th. Damage control will put misgivings behind you and encourage you to be upfront regarding who did what and how you want to handle matters. Keep life simple, limit how much personal information you share and show your intent when dealing with shared expenses, love and divvying up work responsibilities. Don’t make assumptions on the 18th. Go directly to the source and find out how to please everyone, including yourself. Your impressive performance will lead to opportunities, partnerships and an unexpected domestic change.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Keep the peace on the 12th and 13th, but don’t let anyone take advantage of you. A direct, honest response will stop any further outbreak and give you the edge you need to proceed. You’ll be at odds on the 14th and 15th regarding what you want and what you feel obligated to do next. A passionate approach to the way you run your home will lift spirits and encourage positive feedback. A unique approach to getting what you want on the 16th and 17th will pay off if you are reasonable and truthful. Stick to facts and figures and keep your plans simple and doable. If you stay updated on the 18th, you’ll discover a way to use your skills to bring in more revenue.
This week's joke:
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't watch the flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do!
From BoomBoy
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Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
This week's birthday people are:
- RandomAppleSoda04
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put the scripted ads between
codes brackets )I’m searching for some news writers again. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every month once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 19/02/2023 16:27 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
19/02/23 || Issue #188 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.”
~ Maya Angelou
The first of the Event Spriting Contest winners!
Unidentified Flying Objects have been spotted above Emera Town and there are rumours of kidnappings. Riako profusely declares that there is little evidence behind these claims, but you can never be too cautious. You can
Magnezoid
Motherzone
Magnedrones
Isn't she amazing? At the "Who's this Pokémon?" you can read more information about her!
Sadly, it's unknown so far how we will get her in the future.
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Enamourus might be based on Ugajin.
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It's Enamourus!
Enamourus is known as the “Love-Hate” Pokémon
Typing:
| (Fairy | Flying)Ability: Cute Charm
Hidden Ability: Contrary
Therian Forme: Overcoat
Evolution Line:
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Sex: 0%
| 100%Egg group: --- (not breedable)
EHP: 30,855
Pokédex Entry: It ended the bitter winter upon approaching. According to legends, it's the reason spring comes to Hisui.
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1. Its body is made of magma. If it doesn't keep moving, its body will cool and harden.
2. Covered by a shaggy coat, it is strong against the cold. Its tusks of ice thicken when it snows.
3. Its shell is overflowing with its heightened otherworldly energy. The ectoplasm serves as protection for this Pokémon's core spirit.
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Altreo 3/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
ilagel
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oruuffr
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nemiaemgt
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Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Cloudfairy 3/3
By BoomBoy
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Being honest with yourself on the 19th will help you deal with emotional matters fast and efficiently. Don’t worry about or try to change others when putting yourself first is in your best interest. Your imagination will be in overdrive on the 20th and 21st. You’ll develop a cost-effective plan that uses your skills and experience to do the work and lower your overhead. Look, and you shall find new ways to make money on the 22nd and 23rd. Someone you meet at an event will offer insight into future trends. Don’t try to hide your past on the 24th and 25th. Stand tall, live in the moment and build an alliance with someone who brings out the best in you.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: A change will give you a different perspective on life, love and happiness on the 19th. Put your energy into something worthwhile and distance yourself from anyone who wants to start a fight. An unexpected turn of events on the 20th and 21st will turn out better than anticipated. Look for unusual solutions, and you will outmaneuver anyone trying to push you in a different direction. Taking care of unfinished business on the 22nd and 23rd will free up time to do the things that bring you joy. Eliminate what’s hanging over your head, and you’ll be free of stress. Be open about the changes you want to make on the 24th and 25th. The feedback you receive will make your transition easier.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Get organized and put a strategy in place on the 19th. Don’t overspend or take on more than you can handle. Channel your energy into helping others, and you’ll feel good about yourself and your accomplishments. Express how you feel on the 20th and 21st, and find out if someone shares your thoughts and intentions. Assess what’s happening in your life and what will make you feel complete. Traveling with friends or relatives or adding to your list of qualifications on the 22nd and 23rd will be informative and encourage you to explore and conquer. Take better care of yourself, and don’t waste time making unnecessary changes on the 24th and 25th. Kick back, relax and consider what brings you joy.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Decide who you can trust on the 19th and contact those you feel can help you accomplish a worthwhile goal. Follow the path most appropriate and meaningful. Speed things up on the 20th and 21st to ensure you finish what you start. Don’t let outsiders confuse you or waste your time with trivialities between you and your objective. Don’t hide from the truth or ignore what others expect of you on the 22nd and 23rd. Find someone or something that motivates you to do more or to give something back to your community or a cause that concerns you. Plant your feet firmly on the ground on the 24th and 25th, and eliminate meddling or interference that comes your way.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Offer a passionate rendition of what you want to do or witness on the 19th, and you’ll motivate others to step up and help. Plan your actions; emotional mistakes will be hard to fix. Be careful what you wish for on the 20th and 21st. You may crave excitement, but before inviting chaos into your life, consider the ramifications if something runs amok. Discuss your concerns and draw on those qualified to help you on the 22nd and 23rd. Take the initiative and turn any negative into a positive; everything else will fall into place. An unexpected turn of events on the 24th and 25th will require you to use your intelligence and skills to get ahead. A confident, positive attitude will help seal a deal.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Stick to the people, places and pastimes you enjoy most on the 19th. Romance is in the stars, and finding common ground with someone you love will lead to engaging plans. Participate in whatever happens at work or within your circle of friends on the 20th and 21st. Keep your finger on the pulse, recognize what’s trending and take advantage of the information or method you discover. Excess of any sort will lead to emotional upset or a change of plans on the 22nd and 23rd. Handle your responsibilities carefully and do your best to remain within your budget. You can make a difference on the 24th and 25th if you join a group working toward the same initiative as you.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Taking a moment on the 19th to acknowledge what others achieve will open a beneficial window of opportunity. Helping others will make you feel good and enhance a meaningful relationship. Scramble if you must on the 20th and 21st to avoid a mistake or to ensure you are familiar with the latest methods, technologies or moves to offset an error. Don’t let an unexpected change someone makes lead to regrettable words. Sharing your enthusiasm on the 22nd and 23rd will motivate others to pitch in and help. Be open to a new hobby, event or investment that will expand your awareness or financial status. Be explicit in your conversations on the 24th and 25th to avoid sending someone the wrong message. Stick to the truth.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Don’t let the changes others make hold you hostage on the 19th. Step outside your comfort zone and make changes that will put your mind at ease. Don’t expect anything for nothing on the 20th and 21st. You must maintain equality and fair play if you want your plans to move forward. Live up to your promises or your reputation will suffer. Give back to a group you feel is making a difference on the 22nd and 23rd, and your connections will positively impact your attitude and life. Your emotions will take over on the 24th and 25th. Refuse to believe everything you hear. Check facts before you pass along information.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Socialize or try something new on the 19th. Personal growth and confidence will take place. A trip or educational pursuit will connect you to someone who shares your sentiments. Catch your breath and assess your situation on the 20th and 21st. Use your skills in a trendy fashion and attract financial gains. A desire to fine-tune your mind and tone your body on the 22nd and 23rd will help you get in tiptop shape. Be ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Don’t let laziness take over when you have so much to gain from being active. An unexpected loss is apparent on the 24th and 25th; protect your home, money and possessions. Slow down, think matters through and proceed with caution.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: A situation with a friend or relative on the 19th will encourage you to come up with a solution. Iron out details to avoid mishaps; regrets will follow if you act too quickly. Brush up on information that will come in handy on the 20th and 21st and help you make a positive lifestyle change. The decision you make will give you a social advantage that has the potential to pay off. Don’t let anger set in on the 22nd and 23rd. Acts of kindness rather than spite will position you better for advancement. A conversation with someone close to you on the 24th and 25th will help resolve pending issues. A romantic gesture will bring you closer to someone you love.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Size up a situation, speak from the heart and be honest with your response on the 19th. Your objective is to stifle an argument with someone who doesn’t play fair before it erupts. Problems on the 20th and 21st while traveling or discussing an agreement will surface. Don’t let innuendos and false claims make or break a relationship you are trying to develop. Inconsistency will stand between you and what you are trying to achieve. Fix up your home on the 22nd and 23rd. A move will position you for bigger and better things. Do what comes naturally and prosper. Change your routine, do something you’ve never done and make new friends on the 24th and 25th. Your charm will boost your popularity and reputation.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Put your energy and intelligence to work for you on the 19th, and you’ll devise a plan to improve your life. Distance yourself from anyone trying to redirect or dismantle your goals. An unusual option will come to you on the 20th and 21st that can change how you use your skills and knowledge. Before you sign up, address issues that might hinder your success. Be smart and you’ll avoid being indebted. A problem with a friend or relative will develop on the 22nd and 23rd if you let your emotions and temper escalate. A past acquaintance will influence a decision you make. Stick close to home on the 24th and 25th and adjust anything that isn’t going your way.
This week's joke:
The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. Parts A through D are free, but you have to Fight for your Right to Part E!
From BoomBoy
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Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 05/03/2023 16:25 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
05/02/23 || Issue #189 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.”
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Welcome back!
In this article we will be discussing a post Riako made. The message says “Wonder what Keshi is so worried about?” In that message there is a link to this image.
What do you think this could be?
Written by ElephantGamez
Congratulations to MeepTheMareep02 for winning in the most recent event sprite.
An old Event Plushie Distribution is rerunning. Until the 11th of March, Latios plushies can be piled up on top of your collections! (There's no shiny version of it.)
Happy Spending~
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Psychic type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Burning bright”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The reason why Remoraid evolves into Octillery is because originally Remoraid was a gun evolving into the tank Pokémon Octillery. They tried to do the same with the Deino line.
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Writer: Absbor
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It's Magnedrones!
Magnedrones is known as the “Drones” Pokémon
Typing:
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(Electric | Steel)Ability: ???
Hidden Ability: ???
Evolution Line:
--30--> 
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Sex: 0%
| 0%Egg group: Mineral
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: They often float undetected at high altitudes. You don't see them, but they see you.
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No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. Whose Beta Pokémon version is that?
2. What's that Pokémon Mascot from the Galar Fire Station?
3. What’s the Santa Claus of Pokémon called?
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Altreo 2/3
- BoomBoy 1/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
phaoo
Easy
oglogis
Medium
zsalaelz
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Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Altreo 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
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Anon thinks: "hello, have you considered placing an article on the newspaper about current trending trades? something like stocks exchange, values that rise and fall?
just thought that it would be a good idea to spread awareness on prices particularly the rate of gems. it would give some preference on their next hunt"
Hello Anon. Truth to be told, I haven't thought about this at all yet. It would be such a cool idea to talk about such things (in the form of a comment and such) but due to the lack of writers and time, I don't think it's possible for now.
Great idea nonetheless! 👍
~Main Editor
Hello Anon! Good to see your letter :D This is a brilliant idea, actually, and you've given me some thinking points. Unfortunately due to tight staffing and time at the moment, we can't immediately implement this. However, this is a fantastic idea that you might see in the distant future, so keep your eyes peeled!!
~Co-Editor
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Reconnect with someone from your past on the 5th, and it will encourage you to revisit old ideas, activities and interests. You may want to change someone’s beliefs or attitude on the 6th, 7th and 8th, but look inward instead and focus on self-improvement, tolerance and empathy. Offer to compromise, and you’ll avoid an argument. Clear a space on the 9th and 10th that you can use to explore a new interest or hobby in which you want to invest time, and you’ll find it easier to get started and reach your expectations. The changes happening where you live on the 11th will make you question your choices. Don’t lose sight of your options. Research can help you establish and pursue what’s best for you.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: A change to how you earn or manage your money on the 5th will impact how you live and what you decide to do next. A one-on-one conversation on the 6th, 7th and 8th that addresses intimate issues and future gambles will offer insight. Share your true feelings; it will help you recognize where you fit in and how to adjust to situations you cannot change. Offer charm on the 9th and 10th, and you’ll attract attention and the help you need to make changes at home. Put fitness and nutrition at the top of your to-do list. Brainstorm with someone close to you on the 11th, and you’ll devise a plan that makes you feel good about the future.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Demonstrate on the 5th rather than talk about your intentions and plans; you will impact your audience and gain insight from their response. Do background checks on the 6th, 7th and 8th, be resourceful and work hard until you get your desired results. Refuse to let your emotions take over if someone interferes or opposes your plans. Go about your business behind closed doors. High energy can lead to accomplishment on the 9th and 10th if you are motivated and focused on your goal. Tunnel vision will help you ignore meddlers. Take note of what you want to do on the 11th and adjust your schedule to include what’s important to you. Make fitness a priority.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Impulsive decisions on the 5th require proper handling. Don’t jump to conclusions or jeopardize your reputation or a meaningful relationship. Put your heart and soul into what you want to accomplish on the 6th, 7th and 8th, and you’ll feel good about yourself and the prospects heading your way. A unique idea will grab your attention and help you make a personal or professional move. Don’t share information about an opportunity or plan you want to pursue on the 9th and 10th. Assess your situation and what and who can contribute to your success before entrusting an outsider with your goals. A change of plans on the 11th will turn out to favor you. Embrace opportunity passionately, and everything will fall into place.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Do your part on the 5th, raise awareness, finish what you start and end interference from those trying to mislead you. Refuse to give in to emotional manipulation on the 6th, 7th and 8th. Size up situations and look for alternative ways to improve conditions that are taking up time and making you look bad. Choose your helpers carefully on the 9th and 10th and work quickly to dissolve any issues standing in your way. Take care of matters personally if you want things done your way. Gratitude, dedication and finishing what you start on the 11th will help you prove your point and reach your goal. Listen to your intuition and dismiss theories based on speculation instead of facts.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Expand your ideas on the 5th, and you’ll find a unique way to use what you offer to bring about positive change at home, in a group or in a cause that concerns you. You’ll gain insight into situations that can influence your personal or professional goals on the 6th, 7th and 8th. Stay home, do whatever it takes to resolve matters peacefully and put your energy into taking care of responsibilities and what others expect of you. Personal problems will mount on the 9th and 10th if you let emotions take over. Put a cap on undesirable behavior and distance yourself from those tempting you to indulge. Personal or spiritual growth is apparent on the 11th. Reach out to someone who can offer insight into different lifestyles.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Go where the action is and do your part on the 5th, and it will lead to a host of ideas and opportunities that encourage personal adjustments. Don’t believe everything you hear on the 6th, 7th and 8th. Someone will embellish a situation to lure you into contributing. A pushy individual’s plan will put you in a precarious position if you get involved. Concentrate on making changes at home or work on the 9th and 10th to make your life easier. A reunion or reconnecting with someone you like to work alongside will lead to a joint venture. Romance is on the rise. Spend less time on the 11th worrying about what others do and more time figuring out your next move. Be a leader, not a follower.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Discuss your options on the 5th with anyone affected by your decisions. Your experience will pay off in situations that are tense or uncertain. Embrace what life offers on the 6th, 7th and 8th, and you will find a way to improve your relationships and direction. Use your energy benevolently, and something good will transpire. Avoid unnecessary purchases or shared expenses with someone who has trouble managing money. Pay attention to where your money is going on the 9th and 10th. Plan to eliminate debt. Emotional spending or paying for others to make an impression will backfire. Make partnerships a priority on the 11th and sort out your differences. Share your intentions and put a long-term plan in place.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Share information, tell your story and expand your circle of friends on the 5th. Engage in activities that require physical strength and challenges that motivate you to look and do your best. Look over details on the 6th, 7th and 8th to ensure you understand the rules and have done everything correctly. Don’t believe everything you hear; speak up and get your facts straight before you proceed. Look for an opportunity on the 9th and 10th to be creative and share your knowledge and experience with someone you enjoy working alongside. Love and romance are featured. Look into something that interests you on the 11th, and you’ll devise a plan that will help you use your skills and qualifications to bring in more cash.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Don’t hold back on the 5th. Tell it like it is and move on to the things that make you happy. A change of heart will help you move in a new direction. Call on people on the 6th, 7th and 8th you can count on; you’ll get various suggestions that will encourage you to follow your heart and dreams. Changing your living arrangements will turn out to be much better than anticipated. Keep your plans a secret on the 9th and 10th, and don’t share information that gives someone the power to make you look bad. Everything will fall into place on the 11th if you maintain balance and integrity and remain true to yourself and your aspirations.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Invest in yourself, your lifestyle and your living space on the 5th. Have faith in your skills and ability to get things done. Plenty can go wrong on the 6th, 7th and 8th if you let your emotions get in the way of reason. Choose your words carefully, verify your facts and leave nothing to chance. Put your energy into home improvements and romance. Don’t spend what you don’t have on the 9th and 10th. Put more thought into how to get the most without going into debt. An affectionate gesture will enhance a meaningful relationship. On the 11th, attend a reunion, travel or get together with people who share your concerns. You’ll find a way to bring about positive change.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Pay attention to what others do and say on the 5th. Protect your assets, take care of your liabilities and do whatever it takes to maintain a stable environment. If you reduce your overhead, you can initiate a change that will help you save more on the 6th, 7th and 8th. Don’t let anyone take advantage of you or talk you into something unrealistic. Overindulgence will lead to trouble. An example a friend or relative makes on the 9th and 10th is a warning to spare yourself from making the same mistake. You’ll have the stamina and drive to get things done your way. A position that becomes available will prompt you to make a move.
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Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 15:25 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
12/02/23 || Issue #190 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
~Malala Yousafzai
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
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Origami is usually only folded by using one piece of paper. However, there’s also a kind called “modular origami”; which is made from many pieces to form a big and single piece.
Source: Kiddle
Writer: Absbor
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It's Skarigami!
Skarigami is known as the “Origami” Pokémon
Typing:
| (Steel | Flying)Ability: ???
Hidden Ability: ???
Evolution Line:
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--> Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Flying
EHP: 6,630
Pokédex Entry: It's said that if anyone sees a thousand Skarigami, they will be granted a wish.
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1. "Around dawn [this canine’s] ominous howl echoes through the area to announce that this is its territory."
2. "Long ago, people imagined [this canine’s] eerie howls to be the call of the grim reaper. The flames [...] contain toxins. [...] the[...] burn,[...] will hurt forever."
3. "It's said that if anyone sees a thousand ---, they will be granted a wish."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- BoomBoy 3/3
- Altreo 3/3
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Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
ernsevi
Easy
gzeniew
Medium
rgonzbno
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Altreo 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Caution will save you from making a poor decision on the 12th. Use your intelligence and intuition to guide you and your energy to help you reach your goal. Someone will mislead you on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Go directly to the source and make decisions based on your needs. A professional move looks promising, but emotional interference will get in your way. Take nothing for granted and oversee all details yourself. Take better care of your financial, physical and emotional well-being on the 16th and 17th. Don’t invest in someone else when investing in yourself is in your best interest. Make fitness and nutrition your priorities. Refuse to give anyone the upper hand on the 18th. Avoid an emotional scene.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Invest more time and money in yourself and what you want to do on the 12th, and it will change how others view you. A problem will surface at home on the 13th, 14th and 15th if you share too much personal information. Bide your time and you’ll catch a glimpse of someone’s true colors. Don’t sell yourself short or let someone dictate how you live or what you do next. You’ll gain insight on the 16th and 17th if you observe what others do or say. Participate in something you believe in, and the message you receive from the experience will help you deal with a personal issue. Unnecessary spending on the 18th will set you back. You can’t buy love; don’t spend to impress.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Take your time on the 12th, sort through any differences you have with others, be honest and fair, and everything will fall into place. Don’t wait for opportunities to come to you on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Build the life you want to live instead of letting someone take over and decide your future for you. Put your emotions aside if it will help you forgo a feud. Someone pretending to be in your corner on the 16th and 17th will disappoint you. Leave nothing to chance; monitor every detail yourself to ensure you get positive results. Share your vision on the 18th with someone who has insight into what you want to achieve; the suggestions you receive will help you eliminate setbacks.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Think about what makes you happy on the 12th and head in that direction. Spend time with someone who motivates you to be yourself and follow your dreams. An emotional decision will have a domino effect on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Look for the path of least resistance instead of letting others railroad you in a direction that is costly or lacks continuity and opportunities to use your skills effectively. A change someone initiates on the 16th and 17th will have a positive influence on your life. Go with the flow and you’ll discover someone or something that fits into your world perfectly. Expand your knowledge, interests and options on the 18th and you’ll gain experience and insight into what’s best for you.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Take the pressure off yourself on the 12th and let others take care of matters. Spend more time taking care of your needs. Make health a priority. You’ll meet with opposition on the 13th, 14th and 15th if you let emotions step in and anger take over. Stay calm. Channel your energy into putting your responsibilities behind you so you can move on to more enjoyable tasks. Love is apparent but complicated; back away from situations that can damage your reputation. Watch what’s unfolding on the 16th and 17th, assess the situation and learn from the experience. You can’t trust everyone to do as they say. Get in the driver’s seat on the 18th and enjoy the ride. Chase your dreams.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: A social event on the 12th will motivate you to take on new challenges. Speak to someone who understands what you are up against, and you’ll gain insight into your options. Instability will surface on the 13th, 14th and 15th if you trust and believe someone using the power of persuasion to lure you in a certain direction. Think for yourself to avoid getting trapped in someone else’s dilemma. Take better care of yourself and your assets. A partnership will give you the power and courage to follow through with your plans on the 16th and 17th. Lock in promises to avoid disappointment. Romance is on the rise. A change of plans on the 18th will pose a problem if money is involved. Don’t agree to something you can’t afford.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Help a sensitive situation along on the 12th by doing more to please; you’ll get the response you desire. A change at home will be a smart money move. Pay attention to the way you present yourself or what you have to offer on the 13th, 14th and 15th. The demonstration you offer will lead to opportunities as well as input that will help you polish your presentation. A discussion regarding a love connection will enhance your relationship. Finish what you start on the 16th and 17th, pay attention to detail and be passionate when you present your next move. Don’t feel obligated to adopt a change that doesn’t benefit you on the 18th. Take a spectator’s position and protect your assets, relationships and reputation.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Share your thoughts on the 12th and you’ll discover who is supportive and willing to get involved in your plans. Don’t waste time trying to convince those unreceptive to join your team. Problems will surface on the 13th, 14th and 15th if you ignore someone counting on you for something. Live up to your promises and take care of those you love before you start something new. A clean slate will make it easier to forge ahead. Keep an open mind on the 16th and 17th and you’ll discover how you can fine-tune something you want to pursue. A social or educational event will reveal information that can help you achieve your goal. Put more emphasis on physical activity on the 18th and less on arguing a moot point.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Take care of money matters on the 12th. If you owe someone, pay them. If someone owes you, collect. Keep your voice down and your words positive. Move about on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Travel, gather information and start something new and exciting. Make opportunities instead of waiting for them to happen. Nurture a romantic relationship, and long-term plans will fall into place. Refuse to let an emotional incident disrupt your personal life on the 16th and 17th. Be a good listener. Offer suggestions and your help to make things better for everyone. A reunion or social event on the 18th will be energizing and push you in a positive direction regarding education pursuits and self-improvement. Sharing something special with someone you love will bring you closer together.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: You can have fun on the 12th without overspending. A conversation with someone knowledgeable will help you make a move that is long overdue. You’ll lack common sense on the 13th, 14th and 15th when handling money and career options. Take a step back and consider your options; you’ll discover what you can do to meet the qualifications required to reach your dream job. Be aware of the emotional aspects of a situation on the 16th and 17th that develop between you and a friend or relative. Understanding and compassion will allow you to offer help instead of criticism. Cut corners at home on the 18th or sell off items you no longer use. The objective is to clear debt and invest in building equity.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Paying attention to the reactions of others on the 12th will help you avoid being set up by someone eyeing something they want that you possess. Emotions will mount on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Don’t get into an argument when focusing on yourself, personal growth and self-improvement are the assets that will encourage a better lifestyle. Look for opportunities to socialize or network and doors will open. Set your sights on what’s important to you on the 16th and 17th. An idea is only good if you follow through. Change begins with you. Get in the groove on the 18th and explore your options. A change to your living arrangements will not be easy, but it will contribute to your happiness.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: You have more options than you think on the 12th. Don’t stand in someone’s shadow. Do your own thing and make changes that eliminate habits that hold you back. Someone will try to part you from your cash on the 13th, 14th and 15th or try to herd you in a direction that isn’t best for you. Don’t let anyone make you feel guilty or take advantage of you. You’ll gain power and courage on the 16th and 17th if you speak up about what you want. New and exciting options are heading your way. A mix-up on the 18th will cause an emotional kerfuffle if you don’t step in and straighten things out swiftly.
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Posted: Sun, 19/03/2023 16:45 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
19/02/23 || Issue #191 || Editors: Absbor
“At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with how you're living your life doesn't matter. What matters is whether you're comfortable with it.”
~Dr. Phili
A lot of trainers were against it, raised their voice loudly and the new update got removed shortly afterwards. The implementation lived for roughly 2 days.
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A newly discovered chemical was found; which is very deadly towards Fungi. The new discovered chemical was named after Keanu Reeves: Keanumycins.
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It's Giga Charizard!
Giga Charizard is known as the “Flame” Pokémon
Its Japanese name is "キョダイマックス リザードン" Kyodaimax Lizardon
Typing:
| (Fire | Flying)Ability: Blaze
Hidden Ability: Solar Power
Evolution Line:
--16--> 
--16--> 
--5(25 for
shiny)
--> 
Sex: 87.50%
| 12.50%Egg group: Monster | Dragon
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: The flame inside its body burns hotter than 3,600 degrees Fahrenheit. When Charizard roars, that temperature climbs even higher.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. Which Pokémon is on the milk canister?
2. "If a --- is swinging its trunk around and your arm gets hit by it, your arm bone will shatter."
3. Which Pokémon can learn the move Sketch?
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
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Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
nyisv
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ntaezunf
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heraodsp
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Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
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By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- Crystalmystria and their easy try
- B0MBus and their hard try
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Sit tight on the 19th, let the dust settle, rethink what you want and how to make it happen. Don’t take a risk to your health and well-being. Avoid overspending on the 20th and 21st or getting caught in a scam. Question what others do, and you’ll discover a plan that reverses any damaging issues you encounter. You’ll devise a plan or idea to improve your financial life on the 22nd and 23rd. Sell off items you no longer use or need and feel the freedom that comes with less clutter. Not everyone is in your corner on the 24th and 25th. Make decisions based on what you know, what’s possible and who participates.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Get serious about health, finances and contracts on the 19th, and you’ll ease stress and feel better. Share your intentions with someone you love and seal the deal. Doing something you feel passionate about on the 20th and 21st will change how you think about yourself and your partnerships. Strive to maintain balance, integrity and fairness. Take a closer look at what someone suggests on the 22nd and 23rd. Someone will offer a false impression that prompts you to miscalculate or make a mistake. Rethink your journey before you begin. Give your imagination free rein on the 24th and 25th, and you’ll devise an exciting plan. Embrace a lifestyle change that encourages you to pursue happiness personally and professionally. Choose to do what’s best for you.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Stay calm on the 19th; losing your temper won’t help solve any problems you face. Be a good listener and offer hope and practical advice. Put your energy where it counts on the 20th and 21st. Work behind the scenes until you are happy with the results. Reach out to those who need help, and work alongside those who share your concerns. Take charge of whatever situation you face on the 22nd and 23rd. Show interest in what others do, and optimize your chance to partner with someone who has as much to offer as you do. A unique approach on the 24th and 25th to handling money or doing a job requiring creativity will make a difference. An upbeat demonstration will pay off.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Stop anyone trying to limit what you can do on the 19th. Surround yourself with supportive, positive individuals eager to see you succeed. Life is short; don’t waste time on negativity and arguing. Gather information on the 20th and 21st from reliable sources, and focus on getting things done on time. Hard work will pay off and keep you out of trouble. Take a detour on the 22nd and 23rd if you think it might clear up a confusing matter. Speak from the heart and without malice. Choose peace and love over discord. Take a creative idea on the 24th and 25th and turn it into something tangible. Channel your energy into something that requires agility, strength and courage. Personal gain and romance are favored.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Let your intuition lead the way on the 19th, and it will jump-start an idea that can turn into a lucrative project. Keep an open mind, but don’t let anyone step in and take over. Emotions will be difficult to control on the 20th and 21st. Don’t be fooled by what others do or say. Verify information and be prepared to compromise to be fair and feel guilt-free. Nurture your optimistic attitude on the 22nd and 23rd; it will help you muster up the courage to say and do what’s meaningful to you. Give your all, and you’ll get everything you hoped for and more. Do what must be done on the 24th and 25th and move on to relaxing with someone you love.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: You are in the zone on the 19th and ready to learn something new or to stand up and be counted. Recognize your skill and where your power lies, and use it well. Don’t let anyone take advantage of you or your kindness on the 20th and 21st. Stirring up the past won’t bode well when trying to maintain a stellar reputation. Tread with care when dealing with sensitive issues. Expect someone to twist your words on the 22nd and 23rd. Keep your thoughts to yourself, and let your actions speak for you. Change is good on the 24th and 25th, so don’t waffle over what to do next when progress is in jeopardy. Self-improvement, along with love and romance, is encouraged.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Make moves for the right reason on the 19th. If you jump too quickly or slowly, you stand to lose. Pick up the slack, make things happen and move on to new opportunities. Put your thoughts out to the universe on the 20th and 21st and you’ll pick up momentum and learn valuable information. Follow the path of least resistance. Action is in your best interest on the 22nd and 23rd. Make opportunities instead of expecting them to drop in your lap. Look, see and do whatever it takes to achieve your objective. Emotions will flare up on the 24th and 25th. Refuse to get trapped in someone else’s dreams when doing your own thing will buy you the freedom you desire.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Distance yourself on the 19th from people or groups that don’t share your beliefs or values. Bring about the changes that benefit you mentally, physically and financially. Take a few deep breaths on the 20th and 21st before you proceed. Someone will try your patience but also spark your imagination. A positive attitude will help you choose the best path forward. Do what you do best on the 22nd and 23rd and take credit for the outcome. Question your reason for relying on others. Don’t be intimidated by criticism or someone’s bravado. You are sending the right message on the 24th and 25th. Don’t second-guess yourself; you will reach your destination with time to spare. Let someone you love know how you feel.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Keep your money, possessions and plans safe on the 19th. Don’t give anyone the upper hand regarding your life or the path you choose to follow. Do the prep work necessary on the 20th and 21st to avoid mistakes and the criticism that follows when you aren’t thorough. Don’t try to fool yourself or others into thinking something untrue. You’ll progress on the 22nd and 23rd if you apply your skills to improve your relationships and living arrangements. Learning from your mistakes will be eye-opening. Scour every detail on the 24th and 25th that deals with money, health or joint ventures. Rethink your strategy and recognize your worth before you give too much credence to someone else.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Do your due diligence on the 19th regarding contracts, investments and medical issues. Leave nothing to chance or in someone else’s hands. Put your trust in yourself and verify everything you hear before you share. Set your sights on someone unique on the 20th and 21st. A plan that prompts you to use your creative skills unusually will be eye-opening and encourage you to rethink how to move forward. Tidy up what you left undone on the 22nd and 23rd; it will ease your mind and help you decide what to do next. Refuse to let unorthodox suggestions take over on the 24th and 25th. Consider your motives as well as the motives of others before you enter into a risky agreement.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Recognize and create opportunities on the 19th that encourage a better home life or relationship with someone you love. Make romance a priority. You’ll face an emotional conundrum on the 20th and 21st if you or someone close to you isn’t transparent. Do your best to articulate how you feel, what you want and what you are willing to give in return. Fix up your surroundings on the 22nd and 23rd to suit your needs. Do the work yourself, and be sure to do something that will please those you live with or near. Looking out for others will alleviate emotional mayhem. Set your sights on your personal goals on the 24th and 25th, and you’ll find a way to improve your life and your relationship with others.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Control your emotions on the 19th; keep your life simple and your mind content. Too much of anything will disrupt your thoughts, plans and achievements. Get your finances in order on the 20th and 21st. Focus on your assets, liabilities and technology that can help you keep your books updated, and it will change how you handle money. Moderation is key on the 22nd and 23rd. Don’t give in to a sales pitch that promises the impossible or let someone bully you into doing something that makes you feel uncomfortable. Home is where the heart is, so fix up your digs to suit your needs on the 24th and 25th. Set the environment for an intimate weekend with someone special.
This week's joke:
What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
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In a secluded outskirt of Emera Town, the ground of precious stones, a ghostly library only found in the witching hour was stumbled upon by a solitary traveller. It allegedly contains great treasures but an almost-incorporeal inhabitant demands gems with ghostly properties: Rogers and Altreo call upon you to help this traveller fulfill the bizarre passage to the vault.
Rogers and Altreo are trying to collect as many
Ghost Gems as possible! Send them to Altreo and post in the
designated thread for a chance to win big!!
That’s not all! Sending many gems in bulk results in bonuses of tickets! So head on over to the thread for more information, rules and exchange rates!
Welcome Back!
LUCKILYRICHNESS, owner of LUCKILY's MEME WORLD generously sponsered this article.
Have you been looking for a laugh?
If so come check out LUCKILY's MEME WORLD - they have memes for every mood, time, place. Like every good thing, there are rules.
1st Rule: the only people that can post on the official forum are Absbor, BoomBoy and Corrish
2nd Rule: enjoy!!
If you like any of the memes you see in the forum feel free to donate normal gems to Luckilyrichness - they appreciate anything!
In the chance of you having a meme and wanting to share it with others you can send it to Luckilyrichness for a chance to have it featured in the forum. (Your memes may be denied.)
Special mentions to Corrish And Boomboy for helping LuckilyRichness build the forum.
One of my personal favorite memes I have found on the forum.
Written by ElephantGamez
I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 26/03/2023 17:36 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
26/03/23 || Issue #192 || Editors: Absbor
“Don’t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.”
~Mary Kay Ash
Only time will tell what kind of new adventure they will bring us.
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Rock type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Circus”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
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Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Jynx, Electabuzz and Magmar were supposed to be a trio - even having baby pre-evos. But because Jynx caused a controversy (due to misunderstanding) she got ditched and didn’t receive a 2nd phase.
The controversy
Originally suggested by someone, but i forgot by who.
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It's Greenchu!
Greenchu is known as the “Green Pikachu"
Its Japanese name is "グリーンチュウ" Gurīnchū
Typing:
(Electric)Ability: Static
Hidden Ability: Lighting Rod
Evolution Line:
doesn't evolveSex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field | Fairy
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: It's unclear why this Pikachu is green. Rumors has it, that a Smeargle colored it green.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "---'s lips are quite sensitive, so it uses them first to investigate objects."
2. "---'s weak spot is between its horns, but the electric current that runs there can shock the unwary."
3. "--- is a bipedal Pokémon that has a red body with a yellow, flame-shaped marking on its stomach and a black collar marking on its neck."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Altreo 2/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
hpuic
Easy
rapmwset
Medium
thviroacs
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Altreo 3/3
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- B0MBus and their hard try
- Crystalmystria and her easy try
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Jump into action on the 26th and 27th, and don’t look back. It’s up to you to take the initiative to get things done your way. You have plenty to gain if you take control. Leave nothing to chance on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Keep mood swings, money and getting along with co-workers under control if you want to maintain a positive attitude and the ability to function optimally. Protect your health and emotional and financial well-being. Put your heart into what makes you happy on the 31st and 1st, and you’ll recognize what to do next. Follow your heart, let go of the past, discard what no longer works for you and press forward with hope and dignity.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Be careful who you share with on the 26th and 27th. Offering too much information will put you in a vulnerable position. Make your surroundings your priority, and fix things up to suit your needs. Having a space to work or to do something you enjoy will be a godsend. Good things come to those who wait, and on the 28th, 29th and 30th, the spotlight will shine on you, offering the right conditions to customize your life to accommodate your dreams. Love and self-improvement will change your attitude and encourage new beginnings. You’ll misinterpret a situation or proposal on the 31st and 1st. Don’t agree to anything while emotionally confused. Find out what and who is authentic and proceed with confidence. Choose love over discord.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Tell it like it is on the 26th and 27th, and do your best to reach as many people as possible to make your point clear and get the desired results. Choose action over anger. Watch for signs of opposition on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Don’t overreact or take anything or anyone for granted. Take the path that leads to your destination of choice instead of following someone who doesn’t share your dreams. Take a timeout on the 31st and 1st to do something that brings you joy. Social events, entertainment or sharing your feelings and intentions with someone you love will enrich your life. Be the one to initiate positive alternatives.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: A bargain will tempt you on the 26th and 27th, but before you become mesmerized by a charming sales pitch, consider whether you need what someone is offering. Instead of soothing your soul with an unnecessary purchase, look inward and focus on a positive lifestyle change. Listen to what others tell you on the 28th, 29th and 30th, and you’ll get a clear picture of what you can do to improve things. Align yourself with friends, colleagues and family who share your belief. Emotions will take over on the 31st and 1st if you make changes that affect others without approval. A transparent approach will help pave the way to getting what you want without looking bad or causing discord. Choose peace over chaos.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Enthusiasm will be misleading on the 26th and 27th. Don’t lead someone on or believe everything you hear. Exaggeration and taking on too much will require constant monitoring to avoid disappointment. Your heart is in the right place on the 28th, 29th and 30th, but the outcome may lack luster due to the cost involved and the people who show interest. Put your energy into goals that will boost your reputation and make you stand out. Stand up, be counted and become the leader you know you can be. Keep a low profile on the 31st and 1st. It’s best to finish what you start before you promote and present. Manage your money carefully and share only with those you know you can trust.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Put a schedule in place on the 26th and 27th to ensure you get everything on your to-do list signed, sealed and delivered. The stress release will be worth the time spent tidying up loose ends. Enjoy the freedom you gain by having more time to do as you please. Don’t worry or let the little things get to you on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Size up situations, stay calm and be open to doing things differently. Simplify your life by decluttering and taking on a minimalist attitude that helps you say no to overindulgence. Keep your eye on the ball on the 31st and 1st. Participate, but don’t lose sight of what everyone around you is doing. Use emotional connectivity to win hearts and favors.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Don’t kid yourself on the 26th and 27th; look at the logistics and you’ll recognize what’s feasible. Refuse to let your emotions lead you astray or cost you. A benevolent attitude will help you persuade others to see things your way. You’ll find it challenging to stick to a budget, plan or timeline on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Don’t underestimate the power of persuasion; someone is just as likely to play with your feelings as you are with theirs. Rethink your strategy, and you’ll discover a middle ground that suits everyone. You’ll shine brightly on the 31st and 1st if you entertain. Your charismatic overview of life, love and what’s happening worldwide will buy respect and admiration. Opportunity knocks; open the door.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Spend time perfecting whatever you don’t like or have outgrown about yourself on the 26th and 27th. You’ll be happy with the ideas and progress you make. Learn through experience; the lesson will be lasting and worthwhile. A give-and-take relationship on the 28th, 29th and 30th will help you reach your goal. Don’t hesitate to make a physical change if it will bring you closer to your purpose. Romance is promising, and an update to your image will have a pleasing effect on someone special. Be careful not to expose secret information on the 31st and 1st. An emotional incident will need guidance, cooperation and incentives if you want to make a difference or bring about positive change.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Take the initiative on the 26th and 27th to share your thoughts, intentions and preferences, and you’ll gain support from someone you appreciate and respect. Make positive changes at home that ward off arguments and bring you closer to someone you love. Emotions will surface and tempers will gain momentum on the 28th, 29th and 30th if you aren’t rational about what you want or how you feel. Strive for equality in meaningful relationships, and getting those you love to meet you halfway will be easier. Avoid impulsive purchases.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Money and emotions won’t mix on the 26th and 27th. Spending on items you don’t need or trying to buy someone’s love will backfire. Be true to yourself and those you love, and put your energy into home improvements and family fun. A trip or reunion will spark memories on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Reach out to someone you miss and catch up. A change of plans will turn in your favor and give you an inside view of what’s possible. An older friend or relative will offer insight. Refuse to let jealousy take over on the 31st and 1st. Give others the benefit of the doubt, but keep a watchful eye. Protect your heart from those trying to interfere in your personal life.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Turn on the charm on the 26th and 27th and put your energy to good use, and you’ll impact your life and the lives of those who count on you. Offer some ideas about home improvements, and you’ll get the help you need to achieve your goal. Problems will surface on the 28th, 29th and 30th if you can’t agree with the people you live with or your peers. It’s in your best interest to listen to what everyone has to say and formulate a plan incorporating what everyone wants to transpire. You’re on a winning streak on the 31st and 1st, so don’t be shy. Do what comes naturally and prepare to reap the rewards.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Don’t shy away from hard work, your relationships or making positive changes at home on the 26th and 27th. Your choices will turn out better if you fine-tune them to match your budget and capabilities. Do what’s necessary. When dealing with a friend, relative or colleague, emotions will reach a new high on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Refrain from cutting ties or saying something you will regret. Listen without reacting, mull over your choices and putter around the house to avoid conflict. Make romance your priority. You can have fun on the 31st and 1st without being excessive. Surrounding yourself with people who enjoy the same things you do will help you avoid a situation that is not friendly to your budget or emotions.
This week's joke:
"Which is the grumpiest Pokémon?"
Krabby
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Source
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
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This week's birthday people are:
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Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
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~ Spectral Archives Lottery ~
In a secluded outskirt of Emera Town, the ground of precious stones, a ghostly library only found in the witching hour was stumbled upon by a solitary traveller. It allegedly contains great treasures but an almost-incorporeal inhabitant demands gems with ghostly properties: Rogers and Altreo call upon you to help this traveller fulfill the bizarre passage to the vault.
Rogers and Altreo are trying to collect as many
Ghost Gems as possible! Send them to Altreo and post in the
designated thread for a chance to win big!!
That’s not all! Sending many gems in bulk results in bonuses of tickets! So head on over to the thread for more information, rules and exchange rates!
Welcome Back!
LUCKILYRICHNESS, owner of LUCKILY's MEME WORLD generously sponsered this article.
Have you been looking for a laugh?
If so come check out LUCKILY's MEME WORLD - they have memes for every mood, time, place. Like every good thing, there are rules.
1st Rule: the only people that can post on the official forum are Absbor, BoomBoy and Corrish
2nd Rule: enjoy!!
If you like any of the memes you see in the forum feel free to donate normal gems to Luckilyrichness - they appreciate anything!
In the chance of you having a meme and wanting to share it with others you can send it to Luckilyrichness for a chance to have it featured in the forum. (Your memes may be denied.)
Special mentions to Corrish And Boomboy for helping LuckilyRichness build the forum.
One of my personal favorite memes I have found on the forum.
Written by ElephantGamez
I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Greenchu is the German Pokémon Wiki Mascot.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 02/04/2023 22:46 (1 Year ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
I’d like to apologize that in the next few times the PH Times will get out late. The articles won’t be that much up to date anymore, but instead will come in clusters and multiple at once. Everyone is busy with real life right now and exams are coming up.
We're sorry.
by the main editor, Absbor
02/04/23 || Issue #193 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“Free yourself from what is no longer good for you, as if you were opening your hands and letting the petals of a flower float in the wind. You can't hold on to them, but you can remember their fragrance.”
~ Shoshan
Picture taken by
the birthday person
One time, a ducklett crashed the birthday of orcaa~ and their 100 people attended - causing utter chaos. Please be aware at all costs!
Happy
belated April Fools Day! This was a joke which unfortunately
someone else picked up and blew it out of proportion.
Wreafki's Easter Egg Hunt
From 2 April to 11 April all users across the entire PH site can search for the colorful Easter Eggs!
They can hide pretty much everywhere - make sure to have everything unlocked and peel your eyes open! 👀
After finding 16~19 eggs you are guaranteed to receive an event from last time.
If you find all 20 eggs you receive the new event + a chance of being shiny! What a gamble!
You can claim your reward on the 12th April and it will remain like this for 2 weeks afterwards.
Written by Absbor.
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
[translated by Google: A new species of cockroach has been discovered in Singapore and named "Nocticola pheromosa", in a direct reference to the Ultra Beast Pokémon Pheromosa!]
Sources are Reddit Links: 1 and 2
Writer: Absbor
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It's Walking Wake!
Walking Wake is known as the “Paradox” Pokémon
Its Japanese name is "ウネルミナモ" Uneruminamo
Typing:
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(Water | Dragon)Ability: Protosynthesis
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
doesn’t evolveSex: 0%
| 0%Egg group: Legendary
EHP: 30,855
Pokédex Entry: This paradox Pokémon came from a long time ago. It’s speculated to be the master of water.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. Which Pokémon is portrayed here?
2. Which Pokémon is getting summoned here?
3. Which Pokémon is this rocking horse?
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
enlum
Easy
belcie
Medium
eicveirlet
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS:
Observe, consider your options and be prepared to do things differently. The changes you make will increase your cash flow and give you hope for a better future. Refuse to let anyone bully you into something risky physically or financially.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES:
You’ll accomplish the most if you do your spring cleaning or tidy up loose ends. Focus on your money, house and relationships. A proposal or change to your living arrangements looks promising. Propose, then share your feelings and intentions.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES:
Rethink your strategy and revisit experiences that can help you make better decisions. Focus on home, family and taking care of your obligations before someone complains. Research positions that interest you and you’ll find an exciting way to bring in more cash.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS:
Make plans with someone who shares your concerns. Getting involved in something that can change someone’s life will be rewarding. Don’t share your feelings until you are sure it’s warranted. Act in good faith. Romance will enhance your life.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI:
Preparation will save you money. Put your heart and soul into something that will bring in more cash. Handle your investments and savings efficiently. Home improvements will come within your budget if you can and are willing to do the work yourself
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER:
Your decisions will impact others, and you’ll get better results if you work alone. Look up the latest trends and use what you discover to make life easier. Don’t make empty promises or embellish information. Poor behavior will be costly.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO:
Make a list of what’s important to you and how you can adjust to help you reach your goal. Big ideas will excite you, but put a budget in place before you agree to something you may not need.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO:
emotional outlook can serve you well if you are dealing with someone you love. Express your concerns, honor your promises and vow to work with those you care about most. Speak from the heart. Romance is in the stars.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA:
Initiate changes at home that will make your life easier. Freeing up time will give you a chance to help a cause you believe in or a friend in need. Your input may not always be welcome, but it will make a difference.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO:
Be honest with yourself and the ones you love. Don’t hide your feelings; share them, and you’ll be able to resolve problems. A social event will expand your circle of friends and help you recognize what and who you have outgrown.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS:
Make your move. Romance is in the stars; how you react will determine what happens next. A lifestyle change will encourage significant cash flow and the chance to start over. Update your image to suit the path you choose to travel.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN:
Initiate changes at home that will make your life easier. Freeing up time will give you a chance to help a cause you believe in or a friend in need. Your input may not always be welcome, but it will make a difference.
This week's joke:
“Where does a cow go on Saturday night?
To the Mooooooovies”
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By CantChooseAFandom on Reddit
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
This week's birthday people are:
- orcaa~
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put the scripted ads between
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vs ~ Spectral Archives Lottery ~
In a secluded outskirt of Emera Town, the ground of precious stones, a ghostly library only found in the witching hour was stumbled upon by a solitary traveller. It allegedly contains great treasures but an almost-incorporeal inhabitant demands gems with ghostly properties: Rogers and Altreo call upon you to help this traveller fulfill the bizarre passage to the vault.
Rogers and Altreo are trying to collect as many
Ghost Gems as possible! Send them to Altreo and post in the
designated thread for a chance to win big!!
That’s not all! Sending many gems in bulk results in bonuses of tickets! So head on over to the thread for more information, rules and exchange rates!
Welcome Back!
LUCKILYRICHNESS, owner of LUCKILY's MEME WORLD generously sponsered this article.
Have you been looking for a laugh?
If so come check out LUCKILY's MEME WORLD - they have memes for every mood, time, place. Like every good thing, there are rules.
1st Rule: the only people that can post on the official forum are Absbor, BoomBoy and Corrish
2nd Rule: enjoy!!
If you like any of the memes you see in the forum feel free to donate normal gems to Luckilyrichness - they appreciate anything!
In the chance of you having a meme and wanting to share it with others you can send it to Luckilyrichness for a chance to have it featured in the forum. (Your memes may be denied.)
Special mentions to Corrish And Boomboy for helping LuckilyRichness build the forum.
One of my personal favorite memes I have found on the forum.
Written by ElephantGamez
I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 28/05/2023 19:51 (10 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
28/05/23 || Issue #194 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.”
~ Tony Robbins
Azubell
Azumarring
Maribell
A Plushie Event Distribution was rerunning. From the 23rd of April until the 6th of May users on the whole site were capable of spending Dream World Points to get their Ho-Oh Plush! Every 5th one is shiny, which means you would have had to spend 4k
.Happy Spending~
Looking for a Fight?
The Pokéheroes Battle Tournament is in full blast! Battle for fame, glory, prizes, and of course, some fun too!
Rules:
-You are allowed a team of up to 6 Pokémon
-You are only allowed 1 Mega/Giga Pokémon
-You are only allowed 1 Legendary Pokémon ("Legendary" includes Mythical Pokémon and Ultra Beasts)
-You are allowed to switch up the Pokémon on your team between battles
-Your Pokémon can carry items
-The Auto-Level is 50
-AI mode will be disabled
-You have 5 days to complete your battle
-Complete your battles in a timely matter without intentionally stalling
-You are allowed a team of up to 6 Pokémon
-You are only allowed 1 Mega/Giga Pokémon
-You are only allowed 1 Legendary Pokémon ("Legendary" includes Mythical Pokémon and Ultra Beasts)
-You are allowed to switch up the Pokémon on your team between battles
-Your Pokémon can carry items
-The Auto-Level is 50
-AI mode will be disabled
-You have 5 days to complete your battle
-Complete your battles in a timely matter without intentionally stalling
Prizes
1st Place: 1 Rare Event Pass + One Month Premium
2nd Place: 1 Uncommon Event Pass + One Month Premium
3rd Place: 1 Common Event Pass + One Month Premium
Top 16 Participants: 100 Battle Points
1st Place: 1 Rare Event Pass + One Month Premium
2nd Place: 1 Uncommon Event Pass + One Month Premium
3rd Place: 1 Common Event Pass + One Month Premium
Top 16 Participants: 100 Battle Points
are over)
Welcome Back!
Attention Pokémon trainers! Prepare for an unique event as Pokeheroes announces a thrilling distribution event featuring the majestic Tropius (Oran Form). This Pokemon can be unlocked by the simple Event Distribution system including
Interacting with Pokemon
,Playing in the game center
,Being social on the website
,Battling other trainers
,Doing rumbling missions
.Once you have reached 5,000 Activity Points you can unlock the special Tropius, Tropius Oran Form.
Written by ElephantGamez
At 2 am it got thankfully fixed by a service backup. The reason it happened, might be because of a previous backup and that some codes got scrambled with one another, causing it. The Admin is actually unsure about it.
Along this fix, three other bugs got fixed. About the event plushie, eternal rocks don't restore your energy anymore and rumble missions exploration levels aren't stuck anymore.
(Information taken from Moderator Jacharias's feed)
April
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners from last month!
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners from this month!
In last week’s Beauty Contest, Ghost type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Party Night”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
(Unfortunately the Main Editor forgot to write them down. My apologies.)
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Dragon type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Up in the skies”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
In a >Find the Hidden Object< the graphic designer mistook Sawsbuck as a normal deer. The game is unaffiliated to the Pokémon franchise.
Sources: Youtube video about obscure Pokémon facts
Writer: Absbor
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It's Maribell!
Maribell is known as the “Easter Mouse” Pokémon
Typing:
| (Normal | Fairy)Ability: /
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
--
-->
--18--> Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Fairy
EHP: 2,805
Pokédex Entry: The bell on its tail rings constantly. It's especially soothing during Spring.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. Which is the Ace Pokémon from gym leader Whitney?
2. Can you tell me which Pokémon is displayed as a logo for >Surf Shipping<<?
3. If you know the answer to question 2, do you know which Pokémon types could be use in this job?
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- -Vannah- 3/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
tlrsa
Easy
reomba
Medium
codseielp
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- bstarrb attempted the easy and hard one
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Put your money and possessions in a safe place on the 28th and 29th. Don’t spend on something that promises the impossible, and don’t subscribe to something you don’t need. Protect against loss and the mishandling of funds, paperwork and medical records. Home improvement projects will pay off on the 30th and 31st if you put a budget in place and do the work yourself. Use your imagination to figure out how to make your space more convenient. You’ll face an emotional challenge on the 1st and 2nd if you can’t get along with others. Listen, be willing to make compensations, and negotiate fairly, and you’ll overcome any obstacle you face. Hard work will pay off on the 3rd if you use your ingenuity and stick to your budget.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Cut your losses on the 28th and 29th by listening to your intuition and moving forward. Partnerships, shared expenses or joint ventures will have false information that can compromise your position. Keep your eye on the ball on the 30th and 31st by checking for discrepancies and references. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Don’t be too quick to agree with someone trying to rush you into something you question. A positive change is apparent on the 1st and 2nd regarding health, legalities and finances. If someone owes you money, now is the time to request reimbursement. A creative hobby will give you a new lease on life on the 3rd. Socializing, examining a new venture or updating your image is favored.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: An honest appraisal of situations you face on the 28th and 29th is essential if you plan to finish things on time. Let your imagination fill your mind with possibilities and your budget fit your dreams. Drama will take over on the 30th and 31st if you aren’t willing to look at all sides of a situation. Put your energy where it will make the most significant difference. Don’t let uncertainty hold you back. It will be challenging to control sharing your feelings on the 1st and 2nd. Speak the truth and deal with the consequences. The best path forward is the one with the most integrity. Look over your financial situation on the 3rd and consider what you can afford to spend on entertainment.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: It’s up to you to change what you don’t like on the 28th and 29th. Make a list of what you can walk away from and replace it with people and pastimes that put a smile on your face. Personal growth will enhance confidence. Clear up emotional issues on the 30th and 31st before they expand into something uncontrollable. Choose your words carefully to avoid upsetting someone you love. Focus on what you can achieve, not criticism or complaints. You’ll have the stamina on the 1st and 2nd to see matters through to the end. An opportunity to do something nice for someone you love will bring you closer together. Rearrange your space on the 3rd. Set goals that are reasonable, and promote love and romance.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Pay attention to detail on the 28th and 29th. It will be easy to take on too much if you try to do everything yourself. Delegate jobs and oversee every detail to ensure things are correct; you’ll reach your goal. Put a spin on how you do something on the 30th and 31st, and it will lead to exciting requests. Don’t hold back or wait for someone to sneak in and steal your thunder. Stay on top of your aspirations. If you share too much information on the 1st and 2nd, someone will take advantage of an opportunity to make you look weak. Challenge yourself on the 3rd, mix business with pleasure and strive for perfection.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Think outside the box on the 28th and 29th, and you’ll devise a plan that will make a difference and put you in the spotlight. Speak up, share your dreams and follow through. Romance is on the rise. Give others a chance to shine on the 30th and 31st. You don’t always have to be in the spotlight to light up a room. Pitch in and do your part on the 1st and 2nd. Your input will be appreciated, putting your name in the running for advancement. Romance is favored. Keep tabs on your spending on the 3rd; bargain hunting and bartering are in your best interest. Tie up loose ends.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Keep your business to yourself on the 28th and 29th. Don’t allow anyone to make a big deal out of something inconsequential. Don’t venture off course or embellish the information you share. Take better care of your health on the 30th and 31st. Avoid situations that can result in illness or injury. Focus on what you can do to improve your life, and surround yourself with people you can trust. Stop and evaluate your life on the 1st and 2nd. Don’t live with things you don’t like; take the first step to bringing peace and happiness into your life. Let go of negativity, and eliminate what’s stressful. Get out and have fun on the 3rd. A physical challenge will be exhilarating.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Life lessons will come easy on the 28th and 29th. Being observant and adjusting along the way will help your life run smoothly. A lifestyle change that saves money will allow you to spend something special. Take a breather on the 30th and 31st. The time spent resting will help you avoid making a mistake. Patience and knowing when to say no are necessary to avoid letting someone take advantage of you. A trip, educational pursuit or conversation on the 1st and 2nd will help you understand what’s essential to reaching your long-term goals. A change will bring you closer to someone you love. Be careful what you wish for on the 3rd; someone will be misleading, leaving you in a challenging position.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Go over personal paperwork, investments and medical records on the 28th and 29th to ensure everything is updated. Changing how you do your job or present yourself or your skills to others will make a difference. Make sure you can deliver what you promise before you begin. Don’t shy away from controversy on the 30th and 31st. Clear up situations before they start to fester. Let your imagination take over on the 1st and 2nd, and you’ll find a unique way to use your skills to get ahead. Avoid unnecessary or emotional spending. An outlet will help ease the stress on the 3rd. Take on a physical challenge that makes you feel good about yourself.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: A change will inspire you to approach life efficiently on the 28th and 29th. Embrace uncertainty head-on, and you’ll discover how to resolve unfinished business. Monitor investments, medical issues and contracts on the 30th and 31st. Don’t make unnecessary adjustments or take on more debt. Simplicity and a minimalistic lifestyle are favored. Sort out any differences with a friend, relative or colleague. Make your move on the 1st and 2nd if it will bring you closer to your goal. Your hard work will bring forth opportunities that add to your everyday life. Romance is in the stars. Lower your overhead on the 3rd. Sell off items you no longer use, and focus on using your skills and experience to climb the professional or financial ladder.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Make positive adjustments to managing your money on the 28th and 29th. Don’t get involved in joint ventures or shared expenses without a contract. Support your beliefs and loved ones on the 30th and 31st, and the rewards will encourage you to take the initiative to get involved more in the process and less in donations. Get your finances in order on the 1st and 2nd. Refuse to let anyone use manipulative tactics to push you into something that isn’t in your best interest. Don’t allow someone to influence your emotions or your decisions. Make up your mind on the 3rd. Leave nothing to chance, and don’t give anyone power over you. Someone will challenge your honesty and integrity.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Keep moving forward on the 28th and 29th until you are satisfied with the results you achieve. Learn through experience and mix business with pleasure; the outcome will encourage you to spend less on outsourcing and do more work yourself. Be careful how you present yourself on the 30th and 31st. You’ll be judged harshly by someone jealous of you or competing with you. Pay more attention to the ones you love on the 1st and 2nd. Taking time to share will tighten your relationships and encourage you to make plans that improve your lifestyle. Money matters will cause concern on the 3rd if you sign up for a subscription or spend on something you don’t need. Keep tabs on where your money goes.
This week's joke:
"I put my router where horses stay. It’s a stable network."
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Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
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Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 11/06/2023 18:31 (10 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
11/06/23 || Issue #195 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“The man who does not read books has no advantage over the one who cannot read them.”
~Mark Twain
Welcome Back!
Get ready to unleash a jolt of excitement as Zeraora, the legendary Thunderclap Pokémon from the Alola Region, makes its triumphant return to the world of PokeHeroes.
In order to meet Zeraora, you need to interact. There is not a set amount you need to interact with Pokemon, just the more you interact the higher a chance of you finding Zeraora is.
When Zeraora appears, this icon will show up in your userbar.
If you feed berries it gives you a 20% higher chance of finding Zeraora.
How to redeem
Once you click Zeraora you will be given the choice between the following: Zeraora egg or Zeraora plush. (20% chance of being shiny.)
Every time you redeem the Zeraora plush your chance of getting a shiny Zeraora increases. Once you claim a Zeraora your shiny chance resets to normal.
Your shiny odds carry from year to year.
Event ends on June 25 2023, so get clicking!
Written by ElephantGamez
4 new Pokémon have been added to the site on the 10th of June! Let’s take a look, shall we?
Bombirdier
Tandemaus
Maushold (4 family members)
Maushold (3 family members)
You have a 1/100 chance to get the Maushold with an only child.
A Plushie Event Distribution is rerunning. From the 4 June until the 17 June users on the whole site are capable of spending Dream World Points to get their Meloetta Plush! Every 5th one is shiny, which means you would have to spend roughly 4k
.Happy Spending~
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Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The Pokémon with the most unique cards in the TCG, after Pikachu of course, is Unown, which has 92 different card designs!
Sources: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Tropius (Oran)!
Tropius (Oran) is known as the “Oran Berry” Pokémon
Typing:
| (Grass | Flying)Ability: /
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
doesn't
evolveSex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Monster & Grass
EHP: 6,630
Pokédex Entry: It ate so many oran berries that it began to resemble a berry tree.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. Which Pokémon might be based on a "fairy, dryad, kodama or/and mixed with a plant bulb"?
2. Who's overworld sprite belongs this to?
3. Who's overworld sprite belongs this to?
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These were the responders from the last paper:
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Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
osmn
Easy
alnkg
Medium
hsenipc
Hard
Last week's answers
These were the responders from the last paper:
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
no one
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Talk serious matters through on the 11th. Don’t waste time stewing over what you cannot change, but be blatant about what you can and how you plan to proceed. Relationships can make or break you on the 12th and 13th. Enter conversations with an open mind, and be ready to share information that backs up your thoughts. You can expect interference from a friend, relative or colleague on the 14th and 15th. Don’t let anger take over when sharing, caring and working with others are the best routes forward. Be willing to give a little to get a little. Home improvements are favored and will have a positive impact on your life on the 16th and 17th. A romantic gesture will bring you closer to someone you love.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: It’s what you do that counts on the 11th. Be there for friends and family and you’ll gain respect and get the help you need in return. Rethink your career goals on the 12th and 13th and you’ll come up with a plan that requires your insight and intelligence. Don’t limit the possibilities. Put more thought into how you handle your cash on the 14th and 15th. Make adjustments that will encourage higher returns or purchases that have the potential to increase your profile and ability to get ahead. Emotions will play a role in how conversations unfold on the 16th and 17th. Be a good listener and you’ll spare yourself a mistake. Don’t give up on love when an adjustment can solve what’s wrong.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Call on people who can make your life easier on the 11th. Discuss your plans and rally around people who can help secure your position. Socialize with people you want to do business with on the 12th and 13th and you will set the stage for a prosperous venture. A high-energy pitch presented with plenty of finesse and charisma will seal the deal. Keep your thoughts to yourself on the 14th and 15th. Offering too much insight into your plans will lead to unwanted interference. Don’t take a risk with your health or emotional well-being. Pay attention to where your money goes on the 16th and 17th. Don’t make impulse purchases or go into debt to impress someone.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Keep your plans to yourself on the 11th to avoid interference. Let your imagination lead the way and the results will surpass your expectations. You’ll face opposition if you are too pushy or stubborn on the 12th and 13th. Charm will help, but so will doing your fair share. Don’t argue when actions speak louder than words. Simple plans on the 14th and 15th will far exceed trying to overload your agenda with trivial matters. You can think big, but refining your plans until they meet your demands both aesthetically and financially will play out in your best interest. Rethink how you handle your money on the 16th and 17th, and you’ll come up with a unique plan to lower your overhead.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Dissect a situation on the 11th that confuses you and you’ll get a glimpse of something or someone who is tampering with what you are trying to achieve. Step back and reconfigure your approach forward. Trust in your ability to get things done on the 12th and 13th. Refuse to let anyone take over. Don’t let insecurity set in. Reach out to someone well connected on the 14th and 15th, but don’t expect them to do the legwork for you. Rise to the occasion and dazzle whoever you meet with your intelligence and foresight. Rethink your long-term plans on the 16th and 17th and you’ll realize adjustments are necessary if you want to bypass someone who is getting in your way.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Rethink your strategy on the 11th; your intuition will kick in and set you straight. Use your skills to uncover information that will free you from repetition and people who take advantage of you. Channel your energy into something that increases your enthusiasm on the 12th and 13th, and you’ll find a pastime that can turn into your next moneymaking venture. Put your wallet away on the 14th and 15th and focus on your physical attributes and how they can play into making you healthier. Be unique and you’ll gain support, suggestions and momentum. Pay attention to the rules and regulations on the 16th and 17th. Iron out any discrepancies before you partner with someone who has yet to prove their worth.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Listen to what’s being said on the 11th, but verify the information before you pass it along. A change that requires you to take on too much will require adjustments before you participate. An emotional response will impact the dynamics of a situation on the 12th and 13th. Keep your eye on what’s happening and have a backup plan ready to launch. Someone will slow you down on the 14th and 15th if you give in to emotional blackmail. Change only what’s necessary, and bypass any situation or request that is based on poor advice. You’ll come up with some interesting concepts on the 16th and 17th, but if they aren’t sound or cost-efficient, you will fall short of your expectations. Romance is in the stars.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Speak from the heart on the 11th and listen to what others contribute. A partnership or job offer will have pros and cons that are best to consider carefully before you decide to make a move. Utilize all your skills on the 12th and 13th and you’ll find a way to get things done with the least amount of interference. Less sharing and more doing what you do best will play in your favor. Live and learn on the 14th and 15th. Sign up for a seminar or talk to an expert and you’ll discover the best way forward. Rethink your strategy on the 16th and 17th. It’s important not to let others railroad you into something that doesn’t fit into your plans.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Listen on the 11th, but don’t take what others tell you seriously unless you have confirmation regarding the information you receive. You’ll find a way to make your dreams come true on the 12th and 13th if you think ahead, share information and ask direction questions. Love is on the rise and partnerships look welcoming. Rethink your spending, lending and borrowing on the 14th and 15th and you’ll save yourself some grief. Refuse to let someone offer a hyped-up version of a plan that is likely to break the bank rather than enrich your savings. Trust in your ability to get things done on the 16th and 17th; if you wait for someone else to take over and do things your way, disappointment will follow.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Use your imagination and you’ll come up with a plan on the 11th that will make others take note. Don’t limit what you can do because you lack confidence. Follow your instincts. Pay attention to your professional responsibilities and you’ll come up with a plan that will help you gain momentum. A simple plan will help you reach your target. Keep your anger hidden on the 14th and 15th and your mind set on making things better. Work diligently toward your goal and everything will fall into place. Be careful when it comes to joint ventures or shared expenses on the 16th and 17th. Have an agreement in place to avoid missing an opportunity. Protect against insult, injury and illness. Choose to stabilize your life.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Choose your battles wisely on the 11th. Listen, verify the information you receive and stay focused on doing what’s best for you mentally, physically and financially. Plan to have fun on the 12th and 13th. Sign up for something you believe in and an alliance with someone intent on having a positive influence on the people and concerns that have an impact on you. Finish what you start on the 14th and 15th. Refuse to let anyone sidetrack you or come between you and your chance to advance. Love is apparent on the 16th and 17th and your charm will do the trick when it comes to impressing someone special. A commitment you make will result in stability and improve your lifestyle.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Pay attention to the changes going on around you on the 11th. Considering the best way to make your money work for you will ease stress and open doors. Stick close to home and family on the 12th and 13th. Knowing you have support will give you the confidence to follow through with your plans. When opportunity knocks, open the door. Do something that brings concrete results on the 14th and 15th, and you’ll discover you have more going for you than you thought. Don’t take a risk with your physical or financial well-being. Avoid unnecessary purchases or trying to buy love. Information you receive on the 16th and 17th will be based on false pretenses. Ask questions and say no to whatever doesn’t comply to your standards.
This week's joke:
"Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?"
"an Arrrrrr-bok!"
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From here
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
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- 4 June: Kimie
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Sun, 18/06/2023 16:10 (10 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
18/06/23 || Issue #196 || Editor: Absbor
“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
~Neil Gaiman, Coraline
Woah! 12, whole, new plushies just have been added to the Dream World Shop!
10 normal colored and 2 shiny Pokémon.
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Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners from the last contest!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
There exists a Sonic Hedgehog Protein (SHH); named after the famous blue hedgehog. It’s apparently in all animals with a spine and an important factor there.
Sources: Wikipedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Tandemaus!
Tandemaus is known as the “Couple” Pokémon
Typing:
(Normal)Ability: Run Away / Pickup
Hidden Ability: Own Tempo
Evolution Line:
--25--> 
or for a 1/100 Chance --25--> 
Sex: ?%
| ?%, because they're a coupleEgg group: Field & Fairy
EHP: 2,805
Pokédex Entry: Exhibiting great teamwork, they use their incisors to cut pieces out of any material that might be useful for a nest, then make off with them.
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No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This Pokémon's head is heart shaped and overall green. From its neck to belly it's red and a black line decorated on its belly. The lobes on its darker shades of green trails can predict the weather.
2. This one looks similar to 1, but its taller and lankier. Leaves have grown on it's butt and wrists. Thanks to them, it works like a camouflage deep within the forest.
3. Last one is also very green. Has a pointy chest and more pointier look overall. Several places across its body are covered red now. The red tip on its tail can function like a rocket!
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Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
The Unscramble puzzle mastermind is currently drowning in school assignments. They are on a hiatus.
By BoomBoy
The Co-Editor and Sudoku maker is currently writing his exams. The sudokus will also take a hiatus for a while.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Consider how you earn your living or handle your money on the 18th, 19th and 20th. What appears to be a lucrative plan someone offers won’t be as sound as you hope. Investigate before you take on something you shouldn’t. Focus on home, family and striving for greater security. A suggestion you make on the 21st and 22nd will please some and annoy others. Distance yourself from those who don’t share your thoughts, and surround yourself with a group of helpers who can make your dream come true. Romance is favored. Reach out to someone who can shed light on a situation that perplexes you on the 23rd and 24th, and you’ll resolve issues holding you back.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: our preparation will pay off on the 19th, 20th and 21st if you don’t let outsiders interfere. Keep your intentions to yourself until you are ready to execute your plans. Don’t limit what you can do because someone reneges on a promise. Choose self-improvement over trying to change others. A financial issue will surface on the 21st and 22nd if you are too generous or not savvy when dealing with contracts or investments. Do your due diligence and avoid financial frustration. Discipline will pay off; however, those who like to take advantage of you will try to sabotage your every move. Good things come to those who wait, and you’ll receive something rewarding on the 23rd and 24th if you show patience and tolerance. Spring into action when the time is right.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Emotional matters will escalate on the 18th, 19th and 20th if you try to ignore what’s bothering you. Stop running and start talking. Once you address matters truthfully, you’ll get answers to help you make better decisions regarding friendships and what’s best for you long-term. Don’t stop believing in your abilities on the 21st and 22nd. Participate, and you’ll have a say in what happens next. Explore new ways to use your skills. Personal growth will help you gain ground in personal and professional endeavors. You aren’t likely to get all the facts on the 23rd and 24th. When in doubt, sit tight and wait for a signal or verify facts before you share information. Start a healthy routine, and you’ll be happy with the results.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Take everything you see and hear into consideration on the 18th, 19th and 20th and you’ll better understand what’s required of you if you want to maintain peace. Don’t neglect your responsibilities because you want to have fun. Take care of business first, and you’ll enjoy your downtime more. Be careful what you wish for on the 21st and 22nd. You’ll face opposition and interference if you aren’t cognizant of what others want. Simplify your life instead of making a big deal out of everything. Be a friendly observer. An unexpected opportunity is heading your way on the 23rd and 24th. Be receptive to an offer that sounds entertaining and informative. What you discover will improve your life and help you avoid emotional trouble.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Follow the money on the 18th, 19th and 20th. Don’t let anyone cover for you or take care of your affairs. Stay on top of your responsibilities. Put feelers out to find out the logistics behind your plans. Take the initiative to build a solid foundation. Romance and commitment look promising. Stick close to home on the 21st and 22nd. Take care of domestic matters that can be disruptive or costly. Instead of investing more in where you live, make your surroundings work for you without going into debt; do the work yourself. Love and affection will buy you the help you need to complete your tasks. Dial back the emotions on the 23rd and 24th, and you’ll bypass an incident that can disrupt your personal life. Stick to the truth.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Put more thought into how you use your skills on the 18th, 19th and 20th. A disciplined attitude will attract attention and put you on someone’s good side. Don’t let compliments go to your head; knowing who is helping or hindering will give you an edge while trying to get ahead. Watch out on the 21st and 22nd, or someone will stick you with too many responsibilities and insufficient backup to get things done well or on time. Make it clear what you can and are willing to do before you start. You’ll get a good indication of how a situation at home will turn out on the 23rd and 24th if you open your heart and make yourself aware of the sacrifices others make. Play fair; do your part.
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LEO: Put your heart and emotions on the line and share your thoughts and intentions on the 18th, 19th and 20th with those who are always in your corner. Keep your references exact to avoid misinterpretation; what you are asking for is simple for others to contribute. Participate, give back and make your presence felt on the 21st and 22nd. The more you do to make a difference, the better you will feel and the greater your popularity will grow. Stay tuned to what’s happening in your industry on the 23rd and 24th and you’ll dodge a bullet. Preparation mustn’t be underrated; it will make the difference between success and failure. Pay attention to details, and avoid going into debt. Consider joint ventures carefully.
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VIRGO: Trust your instincts and follow your heart on the 18th, 19th and 20th. Strive for completion by sticking to your plan and surrounding yourself with trustworthy people. Don’t fear change; size up situations and make choices that benefit you and those you care about most. Be the one to make a difference. Don’t sign anything on the 21st and 22nd without establishing your position and your returns if you proceed. Speak from the heart and refuse to let anyone take advantage of you. Change begins with you on the 23rd and 24th. Look over your options, the cost involved and whether you need a partner or help to reach your goal. Walk away from temptation, and don’t make impulsive moves.
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LIBRA: Stability will help you accomplish what you set out to do on the 18th, 19th and 20th. Leave nothing to chance and have explanations ready to pass along to anyone questioning your intentions or plans. Draw from those you trust to get things done to your specifications without supervision. A kind word or gesture on the 21st and 22nd will make a difference to someone who can improve your world. Focus on emotional support to ensure you don’t put undue pressure on a special relationship. Romance is in the stars. Decide how to move forward if something challenges you on the 23rd and 24th. The more information you gather, the better. A financial gain is apparent if you move or change your habits.
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SCORPIO: Let your emotions lead the way on the 18th, 19th and 20th, and the results won’t disappoint you. Refuse to let anyone coax you into taking an unnecessary risk that has consequences. Know your strengths and weaknesses, and use your imagination to ensure you put your best foot forward. A change of heart on the 21st and 22nd will leave you feeling something needs to change to maintain balance and integrity and pave a path forward in a direction that suits your needs. End what’s no longer working for you, and move into the future with hope and enthusiasm. Get involved in something that moves you on the 23rd and 24th, and you’ll connect with someone insightful. Focus on how you can contribute or make a difference.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Don’t spend what you don’t have on the 18th, 19th and 20th. Generosity leading to debt won’t ease stress. Pay attention to investments and find the best way to achieve financial freedom. A personal gain will depend on how you present yourself to others and the information you share. Honesty and truth matter. You have a lot of knowledge and skills available on the 21st and 22nd, and it’s time you share what you have to offer. Redo your resume or change how people view you by upping your game and displaying and marketing what you have to offer. Someone will lead you astray on the 23rd and 24th if you let them. Listen, and respond with charm and courage to avoid letting someone take advantage of you.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Spend time with the people who mean the most to you on the 18th, 19th and 20th, and you’ll figure out the best way to move forward. The input you receive will be your guideline for keeping everyone you love happy, including yourself. Be wary of deals that sound too good to be confirmed on the 21st and 22nd. Overspending on something that isn’t necessary will lift you initially but, ultimately, drag you down. Increasing your debt for comfort won’t pay off. Listening to your intuition will give you a different perspective on the 23rd and 24th. Choose to surround yourself with those you can count on for support. Entertain loved ones and host an event.
This week's joke:
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
Because they prefer cat-alogues!
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Posted: Tue, 04/07/2023 07:25 (9 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D Our apologies for a late upload, due to the primary editor's illness.
02/06/23 || Issue #197 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”
~ Maya Angelou
On the 25th of June another scamming attempt started going around from a plushie sent by a specific user! If you ever receive something like that - report the user immediately!
Please always check links before clicking on them, especially, if they don't look familiar! With a mouse, you need to hover over the link. On a phone, you have to press the link for a long time (less advisable since pressing too quickly will activate it).
[Virus Total dot com] can fact-check dangerous links.
The dangerous link leads you to a similar looking site, that looks like you have logged out of PokeHeroes. But it's a whole different website! Do not enter your password! Make sure you're on PokeHeroes first!
It has been 10 years since PokeHeroes first came online. Let’s all celebrate together!
7 years ago Pokémon Sun
and Pokémon
Moon 
came out.
One year later Pokemon Ultra Sun 
and Pokémon
Ultra Moon 
followed. It
was a 3 years waiting time for the users of PokeHeroes 
.Finally, the Light Stealing Pokémon, Necrozma, and all its formes have been added to the site on June 22 and the quest went live on the 10th anniversary!
In order for the quest to work, you need to go to the Ancient cave, have some old vinyls, own a good rod, own a shadow radar and have a lot of patience.
Shall we take a look at Necrozma in the meanwhile, while you wait?
A new Event Distribution is running!
In a special event to celebrate the tenth anniversary of this beloved website, you can obtain your very own brand-spanking-new retro Legendary Beasts!! They'll be individually distributed over two week periods thus:
But that's not all: they're being distributed with an extra-high shiny chance of 1 in 50 (2%)!! So grab as many as you can before they disappear! Let's take a look at the sprites:
You can obtain your first by collecting 6,000 Activity Points at the Event Distribution! Good luck on your shiny chances!
The yearly Mew is back! Get ready to spend 41k Dream Points
in order to get a guaranteed shiny Mew!
This year's PH Birthday we will also receive a Mew Event! For a
guaranteed shiny Mew Event you have to spend 89750 Dream
Points!!! 😱
Cryptic teasers and not-so-cryptic teasers...
In the announcement forum post for the anniversary, Riako hinted at the future release of the legendary Pokémon from Scarlet and Violet, Koraidon and Miraidon. You will have to choose between exploring the past and the future, and Riako claims that your chosen storyline could determine your future on Pokéheroes... It's also specified that your trainerlevel must be at least 35, and to complete both quests, a level of 50 is needed. But you better hurry, because this event will go live in August!!
Following this we had a glimpse through the shadows at a "Paldean Outbreak": between stuttering redacted characters, some words were made through the fog, including "Rowan", "Lab", and "catch". Perhaps something has gone wrong? (reminds me of this hehe) The silhouettes of what seem to be Walking Waves and Iron Leaves, "Paradox Pokémon" from the distant past and future respectively, appear, so maybe they have something to do with this? We can probably expect to start seeing Paradox Pokémon like these being released in "Fall 2023!" Until then, we remain on the edge of our seats.
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Steel type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Fun at the beach”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Sometimes white sharks will tip a bit of their head above the water surface. Enough for the gills to stay underwater and the eyes above the water. This is because they are curious about what happens above the surface. It’s scientifically called “Spy Hopping”.
Sources: White Shark Ocean Blog (2 pop ups will occur)
Writer: Absbor
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It's Bombirdier!
Bombirdier is known as the “Item Drop” Pokémon
Typing:
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(Flying | Dark)Ability: Big Pecks | Keen Eye
Hidden Ability: Rocky Payload
Evolution Line:
does not evolveSex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Flying
EHP: 9,180
Pokédex Entry: It gathers things up in an apron made from shed feathers added to the Pokémon’s chest feathers, then drops those things from high places for fun.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. This is a small chick Pokémon has stubby, downy, yellow wings. Male versions have a small, black speck on its rear - which females don't have.
2. This bigger evolved chicken, of the first Pokémon, devolved a glorious upside down v-shaped hairstyle.
3. Upon mega evolving, this Pokémon becomes very bulky. The fins on its head go along its back. The orange pads vanish from the legs, but reappear on its bulkier arms again.
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These were the responders from the last paper:
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By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
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Writer: Absbor
our apologies that we are unable to provide a horoscope this week
This week's joke:
Q: how do pigs celebrate the 4th of July?
A: they hold an in de pen dance!
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From r/dadjokes
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
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- Day Month:
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If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Posted: Sun, 09/07/2023 19:02 (9 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
09/07/23 || Issue #198 || Editors: Absbor
“You make a choice: continue living your life feeling muddled in this abyss of self-misunderstanding, or you find your identity independent of it. You draw your own box.”
~ Duchess Meghan
However, as of now we won't get them released right now. Instead we can find Maschiff in egg format at the lab. Its evolution is Mabosstiff. Let's take a look at them - shall we?
Maschiff
Mabosstiff
On top of the great news of receiving more new Pokémon - nearly all the Paldean Pokémon received their mini sprites along as well! Take a look! They are super nice! (Some are hidden to keep it spoiler free for the ones who want to avoid spoilers)
A bug regarding the Moushold family has been fixed as well!
About Necrozmas quest
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
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Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
“Maschiff seems to be based on a puppy of the mastiff breeds of dog.”
Source: Bulbapedia
Writer: Absbor
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It's Maschiff!
Maschiff is known as the “Rascal” Pokémon
Typing:
(Dark)Ability: Intimidate | Run Away
Hidden Ability: Stakeout
Evolution Line:
--30--> Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field
EHP: ???
Pokédex Entry: It always scowls in an attempt to make opponents take it seriously, but even crying children will burst into laughter when they see Maschiff’s face.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "It has a blue body with [...] a large head [...] blue fin on top [...], star-shaped gills on its cheeks."
2. "--- is an amphibious, bipedal Pokémon. Its body is primarily light-blue [...] and an orange belly. ---'s head has an angular black fin, [...] and orange gills on [...] both cheeks."
3. "--- is an amphibian-like Pokémon with a bulky frame [...] has orange conical gills [...] round patches on either side of its face. Two large fan-like black fins [...] back of its head. Similarly, a black fan-like tail fin [...] from its hindquarters."
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Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
irmegr
Easy
ekikipp
Medium
ioscitnhi
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
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- chococake attempted one Absbor couldn't check
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Make a financial plan on the 10th that will help you save for something unique. Refuse to let outsiders interfere with your projects. Give others the same freedom you expect to get in return, making your life and progress easier. Don’t spend on something you don’t need on the 11th and 12th. Focus on the results you want, and stop worrying about those who don’t want to get involved. Truth matters, and verified information will keep you out of trouble on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Opt to keep your plans simple and affordable. Embrace personal change. Take an interest in things that contribute to better health and happiness.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Take pride in how you present yourself to the world on the 10th. Dress for success, and you’ll dazzle someone who interests you. A shared expense or journey looks promising. Get all your ducks in a row on the 11th and 12th and line up candidates who qualify to contribute to your plans. You can achieve plenty if you are organized and not afraid to pitch your projects. Don’t fool yourself into thinking something that may not be true on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Dig deep, get the facts, and refuse to let anyone interfere in your business. Focus on personal growth and your happiness. Get into the groove, socialize and have fun. Someone interesting will pique your interest.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: A passionate approach to life, love and your happiness on the 9th and 10th will help you recognize and deal with personal matters and responsibilities holding you back. Act now and breathe a sigh of relief. Consider who is on your side on the 11th and 12th and enlist their help. Dividing up the work will make your life easier and bring you one step closer to your goal. Additional research will pay off on the 13th, 14th and 15th when dealing with money, health or contractual issues. A discussion you have will offer insight into how to handle your cash efficiently. Refuse to let anyone play mind games with you. Stick up for yourself. Romance is in the stars.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Rethink your strategy regarding your lifestyle on the 10th, and let your imagination take you on a journey that will help you decide what makes you happy. Don’t make changes on the 11th and 12th because someone else wants you to; do whatever it takes to reach your destination by choosing what’s best for you. Align yourself with people who are assets and everything will start to take shape. Keep things in perspective on the 13th, 14th and 15th. You’ll have regrets if you overreact, take on too much or choose excess over discipline. You’ll have a chance to show your worth to someone you want to impress. The outcome will encourage you to follow your heart and try something new.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Pay attention to domestic issues on the 10th and you will make better decisions. Don’t fold if someone pressures you to make a change you feel isn’t necessary. Spontaneity can be exciting on the 11th and 12th, but before you jump into something, check what the long-term effects are. Make peace with yourself regarding what needs completion before you choose to please others. Research on the 13th, 14th and 15th will put your mind at ease. Discipline and precision, coupled with intelligence, will pay off. Set your sights on what you want to achieve and make it happen. Take control of each situation as it unfolds.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Rethink your strategy on the 10th and call on those you know can help you achieve your goals. A change you feel passionate about will face opposition. Get ready to debate. Use intelligence and incentives on the 11th and 12th; you will get who you need to step up and contribute. Offer unique suggestions and a pathway to victory. Keep your emotions tucked away someplace safe on the 13th, 14th and 15th. The less others know about your intentions, the easier it will be to get things done on time and to your specifications. Open the floodgates and let it all out. If those close to you don’t know what you want, they cannot help you. Spill the beans.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Size up what’s happening around you on the 10th and how best to proceed. If you let your emotions step in and take over, you’ll end up in a vulnerable position that can cost you. Don’t feel obligated to go along with the crowd on the 11th and 12th. Rethink your plans and eliminate whatever isn’t necessary before you begin. Too much of anything will slow you down. Don’t pay for something you don’t need or for someone else’s mistake on the 13th, 14th and 15th. A hostile environment won’t help, but a little praise and kindness will ensure you get the assistance you require to get things done. Tidy up loose ends, and you’ll feel good about yourself and what’s heading your way.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Keep an open mind on the 10th and refuse to let an emotional incident cloud your vision. Look past what’s unfolding before you and target where you are heading. The focus will lead to success. You’ll get a clear picture on the 11th and 12th if you handle the necessary research yourself. Refuse to let the changes someone makes alter your plans or defuse your ambitions. Keep your thoughts to yourself on the 13th, 14th and 15th, and you’ll ward off interference. A partnership will waffle if you are too aggressive or set in your ways. A positive attitude and suggestions will help you get what you want. Someone will lift you and encourage you to pursue your dreams. Enjoy the ride.
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LIBRA: It’s time to get physical on the 10th. The results will breed success and satisfaction if you choose an activity that gets your heart or passion pumping. How you handle money, health and contractual matters will make a difference on the 11th and 12th. Don’t make hasty decisions or pay for something you don’t need. Focus on details and make intelligent decisions based on facts and figures. An open mind will help you see the big picture on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Observation and time will lead to information that qualifies you to make decisions that enhance your position. Don’t let someone negotiate on your behalf. Listen and you’ll discover how to proceed. Call on those who are qualified and dedicated to helping your cause.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Live and learn. Gather information on the 10th and start discussions with people who are ready to pitch in and help. What you set up will encourage ongoing assistance that enhances your relationship with someone unique. Partnerships will require some adjustments on the 11th and 12th. Consider who is contributing what and do your best to equalize the workload. Playing fair will help you gain respect and assistance to reach your goal. Money and emotions will butt heads on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Separate your feelings from your objectives, and you will find the balance you require to keep everyone helping happy and your timeline on track. Protect your reputation. Good things come to those who wait; the universe will unfold.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Emotions will be close to the surface on the 10th when shared expenses come into play. Actions speak louder than words when someone thinks they are getting a raw deal. Fairness eliminates threats. Act fast when dealing with professional matters on the 11th and 12th. Take a crash course if necessary. Being well-informed will help you win and boost your reputation. When dealing with a heavy workload, it’s best to question partnerships, loyalty and your comfort zone on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Do your best to get along, but don’t believe everything you hear. Verify facts, check costs and place a legitimate counteroffer, and you will maintain peace. Go over your investments and you’ll find a unique way to make your money work. Contact an expert.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Keep an open mind on the 10th, but trust your instincts. A change will open doors if you can keep your overhead down and do the work yourself. Gather information, test your knowledge and be willing to put some muscle behind your words on the 11th and 12th. Opportunity is apparent, but it will require you to change your attitude toward money, investments and health. Look for similar situations to reference on the 13th, 14th and 15th, and put your energy behind your findings. What you achieve will change how you live and your relationships with others. Make unique plans that will bring you closer to someone you love and respect. Keep things in perspective and don’t overreact.
This week's joke:
“My 7 year-old nephew showed me with pride the ‘telephone’ he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said: ‘That's nice, but... look at the phones that kids your age are making in China!’”
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From a joke a day
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
This paper's birthday people were:
- 9th July: SilverLugia456
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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vs I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 17/07/2023 17:18 (9 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
17/07/23 || Issue #199 || Editors: Absbor & Boomboy
“I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life, and that is why I succeed.”
~Michael Jordan
came out, that the site doesn’t warn users from
using up all their orbs in one go.After 10 months of the posted complaint in the forum - a safety measurement was added! A pop up will appear, asking users if they are sure, if they want to spend 5k
on a hatched Pokémon.
A new feature has been added to the site. The lament of being on a chained hunt, but new Pokémon have been published. Now with the new feature you can freeze/pause your chain and hatch other eggs in between!
In order to use the service, you need to have already hatched 5 or more eggs and pay with nuggets. Depending how far in you are with your chain, the more you have to pay. There are three kinds of options available: 24 hours, 3 days and no time limit.
A bug prevented premium users from not being able to use the service; as well for long chainers, who have used premium in between or counting the chain at all. It got solved at around noon.
Although Necrozma fusions aren’t available yet - they’re soon!
At 6 am the Mew event and special Mew event was able to get collected at the Ancient Cave. Note: Not every shiny Mew Plushie is a guaranteed shiny Mew!
Shall we take a look at the new Special Mew Event?
Celestial Mew
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
“A tool that can search out Pokémon that are hiding in grass. Its battery is recharged as you walk.” is the PokéRadar’s original item description in the core games. With the help of the PokéRadar, you can find seldom Pokémon in the tall grass and chain them.
Sources: Core Pokémon Games
Writer: Absbor
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It's Floragato!
Floragato is known as the “Grass Cat” Pokémon
Typing:
(Grass)Ability: Overgrow
Hidden Ability: Protean
Evolution Line:
--16-->
--36--> Sex: 87.5%
| 12.5%Egg group: Field & Grass
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: Floragato deftly wields a vine with a flower bud at the end like a yoyo and slams it hard against opponents.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "[...] bristly, zigzag-patterned fur. It has stripes formed by alternating layers of cream and brown fur."
2. "[...] black-and-white colour scheme, with long[] fur on its ears. Around [...] eyes are patterned stripes shaped like a shooting star. [...] a long red tongue that sticks out of its mouth."
3. "[...] similar in appearance to hyenas and canines. [...] primarily gray with [] black face and throat, paws, and belly."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
ukm
Easy
bracesgtut
Medium
asorsmaeti
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
(Apologies, the sudoku master is having a heatstroke right now)
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: You’ll have to measure up to your promises on the 16th and 17th if you don’t want others to lose faith in you. A straight answer will ensure that the recipient doesn’t misconstrue your message. Put a little spice in your life on the 18th, 19th, and 20th, and you’ll attract favorable attention from someone you love. Avoid situations that offer temptation or initiate you to do something you shouldn’t. Speak the truth, avoid gossip, and only change what’s necessary. Charm and intelligence will encourage romance. Be honest about money matters, health issues, and intentions on the 21st and 22nd. Misleading someone will have ramifications that can lead to legal concerns. Stick to the truth and take responsibility for your actions.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Turn your dream into a reality on the 16th and 17th by changing how you handle your money. Mix business with pleasure, and you’ll attract someone who can help you get ahead. Leave nothing to chance, and everything will fall into place. A problem at work or with payment for something you did or purchased is likely on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Don’t keep changing your mind or offer something you cannot provide. It’s essential to stay on course and to deliver your promises personally. You’ll draw plenty of attention if you give whatever you do your best shot on the 21st and 22nd. Onlookers will recognize your creative flare and unique style, and a platform to display what you can offer looks promising.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Use your imagination on the 16th and 17th, and you’ll find fun and exciting solutions to incorporate into your life. Pitch your ideas but refrain from exaggerating, or all will be lost. The change will be daunting on the 18th, 19th, and 20th, so before you jump into something with both feet, do your due diligence to ensure that what you want is what you get. Someone will mislead you if you let your feelings supersede your intuition. Common sense will help you get back to basics and do what’s necessary on the 21st and 22nd. Actions will have a more significant influence than words. Keep life simple, stick to the truth, and make things happen. Make personal growth, exercise, and romance a priority.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Pay attention to detail and don’t exceed the budget on the 16th and 16th. Handle domestic matters with compassion and understanding and offer support, not criticism. Indulgence and excessive behavior will haunt you on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Rethink how best to use your energy and head down a path encouraging you to present your best rendition. Someone will judge you by your actions and words. Leave nothing to the imagination. Focus on what’s possible on the 21st and 22nd. Refuse to let anyone interfere or push you in a direction that isn’t within your budget or jurisdiction. Take the liberty to follow a suitable path that will cause the least disruption. Avoid gossip and making empty promises.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Elaborate to avoid being misinterpreted on the 16th and 17th. Speak from the heart and spell out what you are willing and capable of offering. Leave nothing to chance or up to others. Step up and do your part. Put more effort into what matters to you most on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Pay attention to the people around you, and you’ll gain knowledge that helps you get the response and hands-on help you need to reach your goal. Live up to your promises, and progress will follow. Rethink your current situation on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll get a clearer picture of the possibilities, but don’t disclose your thoughts or intentions just yet. A well-thought-out plan with the foundation put in place will draw support.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Step outside your comfort zone on the 16th and 17th and try something new and exciting. Use your imagination and change whatever is necessary to keep you moving forward. Designate your money carefully on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Refuse to let your emotions cost you or your charitable nature jeopardize your financial well-being. Implement discipline and structure your choices to help you maintain and grow positively. A change of heart will help you decide who is toxic and who is of value to you. Call on those who owe you a favor on the 21st and 22nd. Catch up on professional and domestic responsibilities without being asked or jeopardizing your lifestyle. Waffling will hold you back.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Don’t take on more than you can handle on the 16th and 17th. Being secretive will raise issues with someone close by that suggests you are withholding information. Please pay more attention to personal and self needs, not criticizing others for their shortcomings. You’ll have trouble hiding your true feelings on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Take this opportunity to lay your cards on the table and respect the opinion of others. The information you receive will be telltale of what you should do next. Avoid excessive behavior. Put your energy where it will bring the highest returns on the 21st and 22nd. A change of plans will work in your favor if you are willing to go with the flow. Be upfront regarding your decisions.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Think big but pay attention to detail on the 16th and 17th. Steer clear of people who can’t decide. Make a commitment that will stabilize your situation instead of disrupting your plans. Trust those who have proven themselves in the past and run your ideas by entrepreneurial-minded individuals who can offer unique alternatives. Take time to get your paperwork in order on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Preparation is vital if you want things to run smoothly. Be secretive regarding your intentions until you have everything in place and something worthwhile to present. Don’t take a risk that can result in injury or illness. Live and learn on the 21st and 22nd. Observation will offer insight into what and when to implement your plans.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: You can’t force your will on the 16th and 17th without facing backlash. Use charm, intelligence, and incentives to drive others in a direction that suits your needs. Take the path that feels most comfortable. Listen attentively on the 18th, 19th, and 20th, and you’ll gain insight into how to cut corners and use what you already have to advance your agenda. A kind gesture will help you achieve the support and help you require. Refuse to let emotions interject when common sense and quick decisions are imminent. Put more thought into how to make your money work to your advantage on the 21st and 22nd. Consider what makes you happy and adjust your life to ensure you are on the path that leads to peace of mind.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Open your mind, filter through information, and use your imagination to turn an idea into something tangible on the 16th and 17th. Don’t sit idle waiting for others to jump in and beat you to the finish line. It will be easy to jump to conclusions on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Keep busy but observe what’s unfolding around you. Being aware will save you from making a mistake that can affect you for years. Take the humble or modest path and place your step on solid ground. Too much too fast will cost you. Reach out to someone you trust on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll get a different perspective on your emotional situation. A change of scenery will help you see your options with clarity.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Trust your instincts on the 16th and 17th. Someone will stand in your way if you are too accommodating. Use your intelligence to outmaneuver manipulative individuals and charm them to gain support from those with something to contribute. You’ll shine at an event you attend on the 18th, 19th, and 20th. Learn by watching what others do and how well they are received, and you’ll find yourself in a favorable position. Keep your money and possessions safe and avoid gimmicks and fast-talking salespeople. Confusion will set in on the 21st and 22nd. Keep your distance from tempting situations or people looking for a handout. It’s up to you to call the shots instead of becoming a follower.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Embrace what excites you most on the 16th and 17th. Speak from the heart and have conversations with people who are passionate about what they do, and you will learn something valuable about life, love, and achieving happiness. Be careful where you put things on the 18th, 19th, ad 20th and how much you reveal about your financial or medical matters. Don’t be conspicuous or share information that can transform how others perceive or treat you. Be true to yourself and secretive about your beliefs and goals. Put in the effort on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll reap the rewards. The changes you make will make onlookers take notice and encourage others to follow suit. An enthusiastic attitude will help you achieve your goal in record time.
This week's joke:
“What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic”
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From a random person
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
This paper's birthday people were:
- :
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put the scripted ads between
codes brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning with the tax you have to pay us above 10kPD and not under.
vs I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 31/07/2023 14:48 (8 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
31/07/23 || Issue #200 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Every noble work is at first impossible.”
~ Thomas Carlyle
We at the PokéHeroes Times would like to thank each and every one of our readers and supporters for helping us create something beautiful every week for many years! With apologies for the rocky schedule over the past couple of months, we're proud to say that we're back on the road for a weekly issue (when we have something to talk about) every Monday, to lighten up your notifications on the bleakest day of the week. Thank you for the support, and here's to another 200 prolific issues of journalism, puzzles and news!!
We'd also love to expand the Times, but we're constantly looking for new staff to help our dreams come true. Whether you have oodles of time and skills to bring to the table or not, we'd love for you to get in touch to join our staff!! Send a quick PM/PP to Absbor (or BoomBoy) with an example of your work (art, articles, puzzles, creative writing, organisation, etc - anything!)
Written by our Co-Editor BoomBoy
From timezone 29: Menxi
From timezone 63: Jajangmyeon
Congratz to the silver and bronze winners naturally~
A new writing contest has opened up! Users across the site can imagine how Rowan’s daily life looks like - worthy being written down in his diary.
Winners can win a flute combo, while every participant receives 500 Event Points.
You may only submit 1 diary story. It can be up to 400 words in length - but nothing more than 450 words please! This is because your original story has to fit inside the private message you send to Ravenswing.
The deadline is 18th August. Have fun writing everyone~
The fusion method for Necrozma
has been
added to the site!All you have to do is place the Pokémon you want to fuse together in your party
, go to your
Necrozma's profile and click on the fusion button 
! In order
to get the ultra form
, you simply
have to add the other Pokémon to the mix. Example, if you've got
the Dusk Mane first , you need
to add a Lunala . And if you
got the Dawn Wing first , you need
to add a Solgaleo .(In order to have them all shiny, only the Necrozma needs to be shiny. Shiny nebulas won't fuse.)
An old Event Plushie Distribution is rerunning. Every 5th one is shiny too! (Roughly 4kPD) Until the 13th of August, Dialga plushies can be piled up on top of your collections!
Happy Spending~
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Normal type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Summer Sun”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
Human bones are actually pink! Tho, by taking enough medicine your bones will change color. The blood is red and the outside is white.
Sources: agnell (it’s full of ads, please watch out)
Writer: Absbor
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It's Meowscarada!
Its japanese name is “マスカーニャ” (Masquernya)
Meowscarada is known as the “Magician” Pokémon
Typing:
/ (Grass/Dark)Ability: Overgrow
Hidden Ability: Protean
Evolution Line:
--16-->
--36--> Sex: 87.5%
| 12.5%Egg group: Field & Grass
EHP: 5,355
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: This Pokémon uses the reflective fur lining its cape to camouflage the stem of its flower, creating the illusion that the flower is floating.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "--- is a small, caterpillar-like Pokémon. [...] It has one sharp yellow stinger on its head and two of them on its rear. [...] red spine behind its forehead and a similar, smaller spine behind that."
2. "Its fur is mostly short and gray, [...]two thick shaggy strips starting behind its eyes and running the length of its body are black. It has dark, triangular streak patterns below its eyes[...]."
3. "--- is a black-and-white, bipedal Pokémon. [...] thick neck; [...] like a badger, with its long tongue [...] hangs out of its mouth. It has a thicker coat of gray fur [...] around its back, and most of its chest like a vest."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
-
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- attempted
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Redesign your plans on the 30th and 31st to fit your schedule, desires, and future. Don’t let the changes others make turn you into a follower when it’s best if you set your course to suit your needs. Put your faith in your abilities on the 1st and 2nd. Make personal alterations that offer the boost you need to up your game. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade. Put more thought into what you know, the skills you have to offer on the 3rd and 4th, and what you can do to ensure you are up to speed regarding what you have to offer. A partnership will provide new opportunities on the 5th to get ahead emotionally and financially. Make love and romance a priority.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Become the driving force on the 30th and 31st and show your leadership ability using your imagination and offering unique concepts and plans. Your insight will put you in an opportunistic position with plenty of room to advance. Keep a watchful eye on the 1st and 2nd, and clarify your thoughts when offering advice and instructions. You must look out for your interests and ensure others live up to their promises. Dream on, and you’ll devise a plan on the 3rd and 4th that will make a difference in how things unfold financially and professionally. Revise your skills on the 5th to fit the current standards and expectations, and you’ll outmaneuver anyone trying to hone in on your territory.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Bide your time on the 30th and 31st. Don’t respond when facing emotional duress; mistakes will occur. Evaluate your life and what you can do to make your life better. Share your true feelings on the 1st and 2nd, and you’ll resolve issues one way or another that will make your life easier and less stressful. Make love and kindness a priority. Don’t fool yourself or believe everything you hear on the 3rd and 4th. Someone will mislead you if it benefits them financially, professionally, or emotionally. Put your time and effort into self-improvement, not trying to tweak others. Participate in social events on the 5th but minimize your food and drink intake and protect your reputation. Be true to yourself and maintain consistency when dealing with others.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Assess your current situation and adjust whatever isn’t working for you on the 30th and 31st. Open a dialogue with an expert, and you’ll discover something to help you decide what to pursue. Don’t overthink or react abruptly on the 1st and 2nd. Size up situations, watch how others respond, and offer sound advice. Don’t put your health or emotional well-being in jeopardy. As you move forward, you’ll gain a unique perspective on the 3rd and 4th. Don’t let any detail escape you; you’ll gain ground and the respect of those you encounter. Tidy up loose ends on the 5th and put your mind at ease. You can resolve an emotional matter if you are attentive and willing to compromise.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Pay attention to what’s trending on the 30th and 31st and use the information you gather to market your offer. Hone a physical skill that will change the way others view you. Get in shape, and your confidence will soar. It’s what you do that counts on the 1st and 2nd. A promise will only help if you follow through and remain consistent and accommodating. Trouble will surface on the 3rd and 4th if you let your emotions take over. Don’t say or do something you’ll regret. Focus on personal growth, not trying to change others. Stick to the truth on the 5th, be realistic, and say no to temptation. If you aren’t honest, an incident handled with compassion will face mixed emotions.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Pick up the pace on the 30th and 31st and be the one to make things happen. Let your imagination and creativity lead the way, and you’ll gain support from those with something to contribute to your plan. Stick to the truth on the 1st and 2nd and verify facts, and don’t make snap decisions when under emotional duress. Go the distance, and you will leave a lasting impression on someone you want on your team. Step outside your comfort zone on the 3rd and 4th and let others see what you can do. Your contribution will put you in an excellent position to surpass your expectations. Reset your plans on the 5th to ensure you get some downtime with someone who needs attention.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Apply your skills on the 30th and 31st to something encouraging others to understand what you are offering. Don’t buy into the changes someone wants you to accept when what’s required is maintenance and better management. You’ll get the boost of energy you require on the 1st and 2nd to get things done on time. Utilize what you already have and avoid overpaying for something you don’t need. Live and learn on the 3rd and 4th. Take the path that suits you instead of following in someone else’s footsteps. It’s okay to be different and to pursue your own thing. See you on the 5th. Go directly to the source and gather information. Physical improvements and love are favored.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Take everything around you in stride on the 30th and 31st and apply your energy to whatever brings you closer to your goal. Embrace change, be the one to make things happen, and unusual prospects will come your way. Work alone on the 1st and 2nd, and you’ll get things done without interference. A physical change will cause emotional setbacks with someone close to you. Proceed with caution when dealing with friends, relatives, or your lover. Express your feelings on the 3rd and 4th. Offer alternatives and be willing to compromise. Something good will transpire if you are reasonable. Pay attention to personal finances, investments, and contracts on the 5th, and you’ll avoid costly situations due to confusion and emotional delays.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Take a moment on the 30th and 31st before you say or do something you regret. A financial, medical, or contractual change will leave you vulnerable if you can’t get your ducks in a row. Engage in something fun on the 1st and 2nd, and eye-opening and conducive to meeting people who can help you advance. A kind gesture will lead to a valuable relationship. Personal improvements and romance are favored. Dealing with money, health, and contracts will confuse you on the 3rd and 4th. Don’t believe everything you hear or get involved in a compromising joint venture. Reach out to someone you know you can count on to show you the way on the 5th, but don’t make a premature move. Time is on your side; ponder your options.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Your discipline on the 30th and 31st will inspire others to work as hard as you do and help you gain a leadership position. You’ll have mixed emotions regarding what’s happening at home and work on the 1st and 2nd. Distancing yourself from unstable situations will help you map out your next move. Don’t fear being different. Focus on what’s important to you on the 3rd and 4th. Mix business with pleasure, and you’ll find it easier to navigate through controversial situations that dictate your desired outcome. Social events on the 5th will introduce you to something or someone that impacts your life. A new adventure will entice you but don’t let it jeopardize your health or emotional well-being.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Consider improving your status quo on the 30th and 31st and head in that direction. Picking up skills will give you greater leverage in the job market and will pay off. Romance and self-improvement are favored. An adventure will tempt you on the 1st and 2nd, but first, hammer down the cost before committing. If something doesn’t feel right, take a pass. Truth matters; note that everyone around you isn’t trustworthy on the 3rd and 4th. Listen carefully, and ask questions, but go directly to the source and verify facts before you agree to any proposition you encounter. Invest more time and money on the 5th into your surroundings, your appearance, and improving your lifestyle. Personal growth is favored, and romance looks promising.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Keep moving forward on the 30th and 31st. Don’t look back or let anyone slow you down. Implement a change based on what you can afford, and use your charm and insight to get others to help you achieve your dreams. Emotions and money will lead to confusion on the 1st and 2nd. Don’t spend what you don’t have or fall prey to a fast-talking sales pitch that sounds too good to be true. When in doubt, sit tight. You’ll get a window of opportunity on the 3rd and 4th that will illuminate how to turn your attributes into a successful project. Be careful what you wish for on the 5th; someone will be eager to use emotional blackmail to take advantage of your offer.
This week's joke:
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, buddy!”
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From RD
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
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We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
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PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 14/08/2023 09:04 (8 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
14/08/23 || Issue #201 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.”
~ Ash Ketchum
Our puzzle masters PenguinPowerful and BoomBoy always give their all for their puzzles and we don't hear from anyone currently trying to solve them. So, if you want to know the answers to their puzzles, you, the reader community of PH Times, have to solve it first!
Will you accept the challenge or be left in the dark of knowledge forever?
The paldean evolutions have been finally unlocked! Everyone can now get their Kingambit, Dudunsparce, Farigiraf, Annihilape and the starter evolutions! Have fun~
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A look into our PokéDex also tells us that the next event is near.
As of now, several images seem to be broken. Like the icons from the the contact links. It's unclear if it's from the server or from codes or from something else. This sadly affected our paper too.
If it gets solved, it will also solve the images on our paper.
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
In order to receive a random friendship plushie from someone who has put you on their friendlist, means that you have to be online in the past 24 hours!
Sources: PokeHeroes
Writer: Absbor
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It's Crocalor!
Its japanese name is “アチゲータ” (Achigator)
Crocalor is known as the “Fire Croc” Pokémon
Typing:
(Grass)Ability: Blaze
Hidden Ability: Unware
Evolution Line:
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--36--> Sex: 87.5%
| 12.5%Egg group: Field
EHP: 5,355
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: The combination of Crocalor’s fire energy and overflowing vitality has caused an egg-shaped fireball to appear on the Pokémon’s head.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "--- is a cocoon-like Pokémon [...] almost completely covered in white [rough] silk with only two [...] holes. A pair of red eyes can be seen through the holes[...]."
2. "There is a large lilypad on its head[...] has long arms with four red claws and a thumb on each hand and feet with three red claws and a toe."
3. "--- is a round, cocoon-like Pokémon. It is covered in [soft] purple silk, except for two holes where its red eyes are visible."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
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Made by [user]Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- attempted
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Secrets will be necessary on the 13th to surprise someone you love. Leave nothing to chance; choose your words wisely, and everything will go according to plan. People, places, and pastimes that move you will draw your attention on the 14th, 15th, and 16th. Embrace what makes you happy and walk away from those trying to push you in a direction you don’t want to go. Be true to yourself and pursue your passion. A change of scenery on the 17th and 18th will give you a new perspective on life, love, and what makes you happy. Embrace change and new beginnings. Sort out matters dealing with finance, health, and legalities on the 19th before you engage in something new and exciting.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Get out and socialize on the 13th, and you’ll be privy to information that will change your course of action and meet someone who will change your life for the better. Slow down on the 14th, 15th, and 16th regarding work, spending, and dealing with peers. Have everything in place to avoid being put in a vulnerable position requiring snap decisions. Temptation is the enemy that can stand between you and the success, happiness, and peace of mind you desire. You can outmaneuver anyone who gets in your way on the 17th and 18th if you stand tall, state the facts, and enforce your ideas. A positive lifestyle change is apparent. An emotional incident will surface on the 19th. Verify information before you act.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Pay attention to what’s going on in the background on the 13th, and you’ll gain insight into someone or something that and enrich your life. Romance is on the rise. Target what you want to achieve on the 14th, 15th, and 16th, but don’t overspend or act hastily. Choose to use your charm mixed with empathy and love to win favors and connect to people with something to offer. Keep your plans under wraps on the 17th and 18th until you are satisfied with the results. Preparation and last-minute adjustments will make a difference. Plan something special for someone you love on the 19th, and it will bring you closer together. Love is in the air, and prospects are in sight.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Spend quality time at home on the 13th. Relax, enjoy the fruits of your labor, and pamper yourself for a change. The adjustments you make to your surroundings will profoundly impact your life. Be careful what you wish for on the 14th, 15th, and 16th. The temptation will lead to indulgence and social events that can lead to sensitive issues with some who can influence your prospects. Something you agree to will cost more than anticipated. Proceed with caution. Jump into the driver’s seat on the 17th and 18th and take control. It’s time to steer things in a direction that puts you in the spotlight and within reach of your goals. Focus on what makes you happy on the 19th and enjoy the moment.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Look for something that motivates you on the 13th and use your resources to discover how to incorporate it into your daily routine. Expect to face interference on the 14th, 15th, and 16th if you don’t show confidence in yourself and what you have to offer. Look at your accomplishments and explore new possibilities for effectively using your skills. Put a cap on your spending, and it will positively impact your lifestyle. Refuse to let anyone rope you into something you don’t want to do on the 17th and 18th. Verify the information you receive before passing it along. A little pampering will go a long way on the 19th; enjoy the moment.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Listen to your heart on the 13th and make your dreams come true. Use your imagination and develop an idea that helps you be efficient and influential. Someone will be eager to use you for your skills, input, or cash on the 14th, 15th, and 16th. Be willing to listen, but when you decide to do something, take care of yourself first. Make your hard work count; the experience will give you an edge. Judge others by what they do on the 17th and 18th, and you’ll get a clear picture of where you stand. Protect your reputation by keeping personal matters to yourself. A meticulous approach on the 19th to managing your home, social life, and work will help you maintain balance and achieve success.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Consistency will play a role in your success on the 13th. Don’t send mixed messages if you want answers or completion. Be direct and avoid complications. You’ll have mixed emotions regarding what to do next on the 14th, 15th, and 16th. Do your research and substantiate your position and vision to those in a position of power. Put together a professional look and presentation, and you’ll appeal to someone you want to impress. You’ll get the attention you want on the 17th and 18th if you boldly articulate what you want. An opening will tempt you to take a leap of faith. Make plans with someone fun to be with on the 19th, but don’t let temptation lead to excessive behavior.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Focus on what you want to achieve on the 13th, and you’ll make a difference. The time and knowledge you offer will attract attention and exciting prospect. Uncertainty will occur on the 14th, 15th, and 16th if you send or receive mixed messages. Cut to the chases, say what’s on your mind, and leave no room for anyone to make innuendoes without an explanation. Take control, and you will own the floor: detail, precision, and integrity matter. Time is on your side on the 17th and 18th. Set the stage for success and launch your ideas. A change of pace, trade show, or reunion will lead to exciting proposals. Manage your money, contracts, and medical issues carefully on the 19th, and free your mind of stress.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Control your emotions on the 13th to avoid an uncomfortable situation. Problems at home will require immediate attention if you don’t want matters to spin out of control. Participate in a function on the 14th, 15th, and 16th conducive to making valuable connections, and you will charm your way into an unexpected opportunity. Don’t make promises you can’t deliver. Your peaceful nature, eloquence, and the way you present yourself will be enough to capture interest. Work diligently on the 17th and 18th to ensure you deliver what you promise, and a unique proposal will follow suit. Use your imagination on the 19th and do something creative or special to stimulate your intellect and give insight into future trends. Romance will tempt you and enhance your life.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Reach out and touch someone with kindness on the 13th; you will benefit from helping others. Your input and unique solutions will give others hope for a better future. Beware of jealous peers on the 14th, 15th, and 16th who try to downplay what you have to offer. Your keen perception will provide insight into how to make your next move. The emphasis is on change and the ability to take advantage of new beginnings. Enter a race on the 17th and 18th and be the one to make a difference. Step outside your comfort zone and into the spotlight. Look for alternative ways to help on the 19th. Fine-tune your skills to fill a void. Make your voice heard.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Tidy up loose ends on the 13th and get your financial affairs in order. Reduce your overhead and ease stress. Make self-improvement and peace of mind a priority. Live, learn, and be happy on the 14th, 15th, and 16th. Set an example for those who have lost their way or are struggling. A reunion, trade show, or adventure will enrich your life. Romance is in the stars. Be cautious of those asking too many questions on the 17th and 18th. Only offer what’s necessary and factual. Protect your reputation and position and have a backup plan ready to launch. Run the numbers in your head on the 19th before you engage in something costly. Observe what’s going on around you before agreeing to participate.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Push for what you want on the 13th, and the rewards won’t disappoint you. Size up money matters and look over agreements, and you’ll find something that will save you money and bring about positive change. An unexpected development on the 14th, 15th, and 16th needs attention. Don’t wait to see what unfolds. Pick up the pace and make your move before it’s too late. The early bird catches the worm. You’re ready to rock and roll on the 17th and 18th. Keeping things up to-date and tidy protect you from anyone trying to take advantage of you. Emotions will surface on the 19th if someone uses false information against you. Be prepared to correct anyone trying to put one over on you.
This week's joke:
What does a ghost call their parents?
Their transparents.
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From RD
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
This paper's birthday people were:
- 1 August: saurabh_56
- 2 August: Lily_
- 6 August: ThatCatKid
- 8 August: berrypass
- 10 August: ChaosCath
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
! (Please put the scripted ads between
codes brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning with the tax you have to pay us above 10kPD and not under.
vs I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write - send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 28/08/2023 09:32 (7 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
28/08/23 || Issue #202 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Even if we don’t understand each other, that’s not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.”
~ Champion Alder
Welcome Back!
It's that time of year again! Shaymin has returned to the website and here is how to find them.
If you would like to meet Shaymin you have to interact with Pokemon. There is not set amount of interactions: it could be 1 or 10000.
If you feed berries it gives a 30% higher chance of meeting Shaymin
Once you encounter Shaymin it gives you a choice between 4 items.
Those items include
If you choose the plushie you have a 20% of it being a shiny. If you repeatedly claim plushies, your chance of getting a shiny goes up, until you claim an egg.
Written by ElephantGamez
You might have noticed that the Sky Gifts gave rare items and lots of Event Points. This has been fixed, but users who benefitted from this bug can keep their Event Points. Also Riako stated that the gift rates are much better this year compared to last year.
Welcome Back
I'm sure you have noticed that all of the settings have been re-arranged. Here is a quick guide:
"Misc. Settings" are now called "Gameplay Settings".
"Layout Settings" are now divided into two categories, "Profile Page Settings" and "Site Appearance Settings".
Most of the settings have now been moved to the "Account Settings” .
Written by ElephantGamez.
Side Updates
New Privacy Setting
You now can make it so that only people who are signed in can see your feeds. You can do this by going into profile page settings.
Blocklist Update
People who you have blocked will no longer appear under the "Last Visitors" section of your profile.
GTS History Update
User Johto has had their idea added to the game: you can now see the past transactions in the Item Market. It also shows what you have sold, how many you sold, and how much PD you made.
Written by ElephantGamez.
For several weeks the mini icons on your contact list have been broken. It’s unclear if it was for all users or for specific users as it depends on their internet connections too. It has been fixed for certain now.
On the 24th, in order to run the Scarlet and Violet event more smoothly, the PokéDex received some updated code (to support higher numbers). Now we can even have Pokémon up until number 32767!
More cleaning was underway on the 25th with the Union Room. Some links disappeared and >Unreturned Clicks< was renamed into >Unreturned Favors<.
It also seems like our admin has found the old code for creating raffles. Although it can simply create something similar to giveaways right now.
Creators of raffles can’t manipulate their own raffles after it has started. Creators can only end it by clicking a button, when the PH server draws the winner on its own, making the results public. Winners are only drawn once!
However, it hasn’t really been tested out much yet nor is it really official yet. So hush! 🤫
Since it clashed with the definition of another type of raffles from our user-made contests, Riako changed the codes and named them differently on the 28th. The old code/name/link will work for a few days but not for any longer than that.
It's advised to change them.
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Grass type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Love is in the Air”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
When clicking through your friendlist party Pokémon clicklist, you only click through the Pokémon of users who have been online in the last 24 hours. Unless your friendlist is very small.
Source: I’ve been online far too long and so many of my friends are offline
Writer: Absbor
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It's Skeledirge!
Its japanese name is “ラウドボーン” (Laudbon)
Skeledirge is known as the “Singer” Pokémon
Typing:
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(Fire/Ghost)Ability: Blaze
Hidden Ability: Unware
Evolution Line:
--16-->
--36--> Sex: 87.5%
| 12.5%Egg group: Field
EHP: 5,355
Scarlet Pokédex Entry: The fiery bird changes shape when Skeledirge sings. Rumor has it that the bird was born when the fireball on Skeledirge’s head gained a soul.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "--- is a small, blue Pokémon with six stubby legs.[...] wide, yellow mouth similar to a beak. A large [...] lilypad covers its back."
2. "easily recognizable by its two pairs of colorful wings. [The [...] wings are black with large, yellow markings, and smaller red and blue markings.] It has large blue eyes [...]. Its face, underside[...] are gray, while the rest of its body is black."
3. "--- is a moth-like Pokémon with two pairs of wings. [green wings are wide and flat, forming a disc-shape] It has a purple[...] body with a jagged fringe on its rear. [...] and yellow, stylized compound eyes."
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- attempted
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
Anonymous Reader: "I'm bored when do you post the next PH Times again :3 it's fun to read :DD"
Main-Editor: "Now. Jokes aside, we moved our upload date to Monday because it's easier for everyone's schedule and stops colliding with Riako's upload schedule on Sunday. Unfortunately this can also lead to waiting few weeks, because we decided some issues before to collect and pile up the articles, instead of posting hastily small and flimsy ones. Quality over quantity, you know?
Anyways, it makes me happy to hear that you reeeaaally enjoy reading our paper. :-) Makes me keep on doing it. (ง •̀w•́)ง "
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Observe what’s happening around you on the 27th and 28th. Facts will keep you out of trouble and encourage you to follow a path that isn’t right for you. Let others do as they please, and you’ll take the same liberty regardless of the emotional pressure someone applies. Put your time and effort into updating documents, records, and financial investments on the 29th and 30th. Staying on top of such matters will put your mind at ease and deter others from taking advantage of you. Emotional discussions will mislead you on the 31st and 1st. Listen carefully, decipher what you hear, and ask direct questions. Nurture relationships on the 2nd. Communication regarding shared expenses and who is responsible for what will help you build a solid foundation to make your dreams.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Make partnerships a priority on the 27th and 28th. Discuss your thoughts, likes, and dislikes to alleviate problems moving forward. Whether you are dealing with a work or personal relationship, honesty is the best policy. How you handle money, medical issues, and secrets will make a difference on the 29th and 30th. Documentation will alleviate mistakes. Keep your notes up to date for reference and peace of mind. Express your feelings on the 31st and 1st and determine where you stand. Once you know what’s possible, everything will fall into place. An opportunity or gift will make life easier. Put more effort into personal goals, self-improvement, and how you treat loved ones on the 2nd, and it will positively impact how your plans unfold.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Refrain from acting in haste, indulgent behavior, and unnecessary spending on the 27th and 28th. Choose self-improvement projects that depend on motivation, discipline, and hard work, not expensive financial costs. Challenge yourself intellectually on the 29th and 30th. Pick up skills, knowledge, and insight into heading in a direction that can raise your earning potential by doing something you enjoy. You’ll receive mixed messages on the 31st and 1st. Leave nothing to chance, question what others say, and verify the information received. A wrong move will put your reputation at stake. Having fun will come at a price on the 2nd. Consider the risk and cost before you get involved in something or with someone. Excessive behavior will leave you at a loss and all alone to fix the ramifications.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: An intellectual treasure hunt on the 27th and 28th will broaden your spectrum regarding your pursuits. A change of pace and direction will stimulate your mind and encourage what offers purpose, meaning, and a chance to make a difference. Don’t jump at a proposal on the 29th and 30th until you have sufficient time to crunch the numbers. Pay more attention to the information, assets, or liabilities you share with others. A refined attitude and listening are in your best interest instead of talking. You’ll get a different perspective on life and potential opportunities on the 31st and 1st if you use your imagination and connections to make things happen. Don’t make a premature move on the 2nd. Before you discard one thing, be sure you have something else in place.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Have a plan on the 27th and 28th before starting something new. Preparation and attention to detail will spare you from the trouble that surfaces because you trust someone you shouldn’t. Refuse to let hype entice you. You’ll get the most accomplished on the 29th and 30th if you stick close to home or make changes at home to accommodate something you want to pursue. Personal growth, love, and professional gain are attainable if you focus on what’s important. You’ll face roadblocks on the 31st and 1st if you let your emotions influence decisions. When in doubt, get expert advice or sit tight. Start a new health routine on the 2nd. A diet change coupled with a physical activity you enjoy will boost your morale.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Choose to act on the 27th and 28th. Trust your instincts and navigate through every situation you encounter using imagination, knowledge, and discipline to reach your goal. Make sure change begins with you if you want to get the desired results. Learn from the mistakes others make on the 29th and 30th. Taking a step in an exciting direction that makes you feel good will lead to interesting connections or a reunion with someone you remember fondly. An investment looks promising. A passionate approach to your pursuits on the 31st and 1st will make life exciting and give you hope for a better future. Stand by your beliefs and follow through with your plans. Emotions will cloud your vision on the 2nd. Slow down and rethink your next move.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Avoid excess on the 27th and 28th. Do your due diligence before entering unfamiliar territory. Protect your assets, reputation, and secrets from anyone trying to pry into your affairs. Say no to temptation and excess. Don’t let drama take over on the 29th and 30th. Set boundaries and express reason and willingness to compromise if necessary, and you’ll avoid getting involved in something you can’t afford financially or physically. Keep life simple and doable. Refuse to let someone else handle your money or personal matters on the 31st and 1st. Go the distance, research, and look for alternative ways to make your money and skills work for you. The personal performance will count on the 2nd. Spend time with people who support your efforts. Romance is favored.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: A get-together on the 27th and 28th will reunite you with a person or plan you still want to pursue. Engage in conversations openly, and you’ll gather information encouraging you to follow through with your plans. Pay attention to where each dollar goes on the 29th and 30th, and create a plan to help you build equity. Don’t miss an opportunity; a long-term investment or professional move will have hidden benefits. Spend time with people who feed your imagination on the 31st and 1st, and it will help you revamp your lifestyle to suit your current needs. Financial gain is apparent. Embrace positive change. Keep finances and medical issues to yourself on the 2nd, and you’ll avoid an awkward situation. A physical change will have repercussions.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Put your energy where it counts on the 27th and 28th, and positive change will transpire. Invest in something that will lower your living expenses, and say no to anyone trying to use emotional manipulation to part you from your hard-earned cash. A networking event on the 29th and 30th will be interesting and helpful. Use your charm, listen attentively, and arrange to follow through at a future date. Put a positive spin on how you approach a job on the 31st and 1st by adding your personal touch. The outcome may not be as expected, but it will change how you proceed with your plans. Make personal improvement and romance a priority on the 2nd, and you’ll attract positive input. A promise will bring you closer to someone special.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Partnerships, communication, and developing a long-term plan are essential on the 27th and 28th for greater security and a meaningful lifestyle. Engineering a way forward using your connections, insight, and skills will put you in a controversial position that requires honesty to maintain control. Emotions will surface on the 29th and 30th due to conflicts between work and home. Review every angle and make compromises where necessary. Patience and consideration are required to avoid an escalating situation. Take a moment to gather your thoughts on the 31st and 1st and to show kindness to others, and you’ll make a difference that resonates with those who matter most to you. Make peace and love a priority on the 2nd, and the rewards will be greater than anticipated.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Go about your business on the 27th and 28th. What you accomplish will make a difference in how others perceive you. Take care of challenging situations with truth and fair play. Uphold your reputation and maintain your dignity by always doing and being your best. Refuse to let the changes others make on the 29th and 30th get in your way. Stick to your plan, show passion in everything you do, and maintain truth and honesty regardless of what others say. Listen to complaints on the 31st and 1st but don’t compromise yourself or your reputation to accommodate someone who offers questionable information. Act on your gut feeling on the 2nd, and you’ll have no regret. Embrace what you enjoy doing most and share something special with someone you love.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Don’t get angry on the 27th and 28th; get moving. Take matters into your hands, offer cost-efficient common-sense solutions, and create alternative opportunities. A financial plan will lead to long-term benefits. Put your energy and muscle behind your words on the 29th and 30th, and you’ll convince even your greatest critic to support your actions and contribute to your cause. A partnership looks inviting. A financial gain is favored on the 31st and 1st if you follow your intuition over and above what others tell you. The changes you make at home, or lifestyle will help free up additional disposal cash. An argument will develop on the 2nd if you aren’t willing to compromise. Consider the fallout before you let your ego carry you into battle.
This week's joke:
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints
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From Randomly generated
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PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 04/09/2023 18:32 (7 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
04/09/23 || Issue #203 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Why do my lab eggs go like hotcakes O.O Did I go trending on TicTac or whatever again with an 'oh so hilarious' video my nephew secretly took of me 😒”
~ Prof Rowan of Emera Town
Exploring the Past and Present in
Paldea
Written by BoomBoy
Riako has given out a warning on Thursday the 31st August, that if we encounter a bug/glitch of obtaining a reward multiple times, we should report it. Since abusing it (or in simple terms, making use of it) is a rule break!
Rule 5.2: "Intentionally abusing a bug to harm the site in any way (e.g. its economy or community) is strictly forbidden. Bugs must be reported as soon as they are discovered, either in the Bugs/Complaints forum, or directly to Riako in case of very urgent and sensitive cases."
Welcome Back!
Let's take a glimpse back at Pokeheroes' writing contest, where fans conjured captivating tales in the world of Pokémon, showcasing their creativity and love for writing.
There were a total of, drumroll please, 18 Entries!
After the judges reviewed the stories, CrystalBorf_aDORKable won the contest!
If you would like to read the stories click here.
Written by ElephantGamez
There was a bug or glitch about the Seed Maker disappearing after upgrading it. It had been fixed by the 30th of August.
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
When clicking on the numbers of the ribbon from the news from the start site/Index, you automatically scroll to them. meaning you can hyperlink the source. Examples with the Necrozma news and its different forms. Like how you can hyperlink specific posts from threads in the forum.
Source: Try it out! (Note: it doesn't work in the feed section/notification place, because they are hashtag based.)
Writer: Absbor
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It's Quaxwell!
Its japanese name is “ウェルカモ” (Welkamo)
Quaxwell is known as the “Practising” Pokémon
Typing:
(Water)Ability: Torrent
Hidden Ability: Moxie
Evolution Line:
--16-->
--36--> Sex: 87.5%
| 12.5%Egg group: Flying & Water 1
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: These Pokémon constantly run through shallow waters to train their legs, then compete with each other to see which of them kicks most gracefully.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "--- [...] appears to be a mixture of a pineapple and a duck. There is a [...] sombrero-like growth on its head [...] Its body is covered with shaggy yellow fur and has several zigzagging brown stripes."
2. "-- is a small[...] acorn."
3. This Pokémon has a similar name to the >Nuzlock Challenge<.
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- berrypass 3/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- no one attempted anything
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Sit tight on the 3rd. Not everyone will share your enthusiasm or beliefs. Keep your thoughts to yourself and your money and possessions safe. Pay more attention to what’s happening at home or where your money is going on the 4th and 5th. A last-minute change someone makes will cost you if you aren’t careful. Handle your affairs instead of trusting someone else to do what’s best for you. A chance to raise your assets looks inviting but questionable on the 6th and 7th. It’s up to you to say no to anyone trying to take advantage of you financially. You’ll be fed plenty of information on the 8th and 9th, but not all will apply to achieving what you want. Don’t let love blind you.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Haste makes waste on the 3rd. Impulse purchases will be more trouble than they are worth. Set a budget and say no to pushy sales tactics. Pay attention to relationships and shared expenses on the 4th and 5th. Working with someone you love will ensure you are on the same page and can easily attain your personal and financial goals. Temptation is apparent when it comes to indulgent behavior. Protect your health and reputation. You won’t see emotional issues clearly on the 6th and 7th. Expect someone to feed you false information. Do your homework and avoid ending up in a vulnerable position. Make plans on the 8th and 9th, socialize, expand your interests, and prioritize happiness. Make a point to make a difference.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Reason and understanding are necessary on the 3rd, where relationships, love, and finding common ground. Look for alternatives that offer something for everyone. Keeping the peace is in your best interest. Put a plan in place on the 4th and 5th before you start something new. A networking function will allow you to gather information to help you achieve your objective. Make precision and speed a priority. Look at the facts on the 6th and 7th before you agree to a proposal. Adjust your schedule and your offer to fit your budget and your schedule. Daydreaming will spark exciting ideas on the 8th and 9th, but before moving forward with your plans, make sure your budget is in place. Do something to build confidence.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Social events, reunions, and challenging activities on the 3rd will require concentration. Control your emotions and rely on your intelligence. Pay attention to detail on the 4th and 5th, organize, and avoid criticism and unnecessary setbacks. Don’t trust someone else to handle your responsibilities to your liking. A networking function will lead to opportunity if you pitch what you have to offer. Don’t be foolish about spending or offering to help others on the 6th and 7th. Set boundaries and be direct to avoid someone skirting responsibilities and blaming it on mixed messages. On the 8th and 9th, a creative outlet, romance, or using your skills and experience to launch something you want to pursue will pay off.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Accountability and tidying up loose ends are necessary on the 3rd. Leave no room for complaints; when in doubt, ask for specifics to ensure you get things right. Someone will hinder your progress on the 4th and 5th if you aren’t quick to react. Stand your ground and refuse to let anyone dictate what’s next. Sign up for something that requires energy and bravado, and give your all. Don’t give someone the wrong impression on the 6th and 7th or leave yourself open to someone eager to take advantage of you or lead you astray. Focus on what’s important to you and adjust your surroundings to fill your needs. Make plans with someone you love on the 8th and 9th, and put your mind at ease.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Don’t let a money problem spin out of control on the 3rd. Count your pennies, look over your investments, and restructure your budget. Keep an open mind on the 4th and 5th. Now is not the time to overreact or to be indulgent. Use your imagination, and you’ll develop a creative plan to help you use your skills and experience to ensure functionality. You’ll be short on facts on the 6th and 7th if you don’t ask questions. Make it your business to get the truth and to use the information to your benefit. Put your interests first and do what’s necessary. Keep busy on the 8th and 9th, choose your words wisely, and make a difference to someone you love.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Aggravation will hold you back on the 3rd. Feeling good about your appearance will give you the energy you require to complete things on time. Keep your life simple on the 4th and 5th, your plans doable, and your spending minimal. Apply common sense when dealing with anyone who wants you to exceed your budget or take on more than you can handle. Get involved in something you care about on the 6th and 7th, and you will make a difference. The satisfaction you derive from your actions and the people you connect with will be gratifying. Pay attention to investments and where your money goes on the 8th and 9th. Feeling at ease about what you spend on yourself or someone you love is essential.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Make your plans clear on the 3rd to anyone using emotional manipulation to change your direction. Make a difference in your life instead of helping someone who doesn’t appreciate you. Rely on your wisdom and experience on the 4th and 5th, and you’ll gain ground and respect. Protect against injury or illness by avoiding questionable situations. An opportunity will arise if you attend a conference, reunion, or networking function. Put your emotions aside on the 6th and 7th, and focus on your responsibilities. Be wary of anyone asking personal questions or dropping names to prop up a proposal. Get in touch with someone who shares your work ethic on the 8th and 9th, and you’ll engage in something that sparks your imagination and encourages positive change.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Keep what you hear in perspective on the 3rd. Verify information before passing it along. Use your energy to make a difference in your goal—target personal gain. Work behind the scenes on the 4th and 5th until you are confident that what you are trying to achieve is up to your standards. Distance yourself from people who take advantage of you or tempt you to overspend or indulge. A short trip, visit, or research will offer plenty to consider on the 6th and 7th. Take the initiative and implement your findings into your everyday routine, and you will gain access to something worthwhile. Rethink your current direction on the 8th and 9th and consider if you can do better using your skills elsewhere.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Your options are expanding on the 3rd. Diagnose your options, and you’ll come up with a prognosis offering greater freedom to do what you enjoy most. Make less stress your objective. Assess your relationships on the 4th and 5th and consider who you want to align yourself with personally and professionally. Gravitate toward the people who spark your imagination, not those who squelch your creativity. Take a closer look at your financial situation on the 6th and 7th and cut corners. Focus on whether to earn more or spend less and do what puts your mind at ease. A domestic change on the 8th and 9th will simplify your life and give you more time for the people and things you enjoy. Someone you encounter will offer insight.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Distance yourself from emotional situations that bring you down on the 3rd. Give yourself a break. You need to rejuvenate. Personal growth and pampering are in your best interest. Learn from the experience you encounter on the 4th and 5th. Listen to what others say but adjust the information to suit your needs better. Follow a healthy routine to avoid physical setbacks. An emotional incident on the 6th and 7th will leave you vulnerable. Establish what you want, and don’t hesitate to do what’s best for you. Ask, and you shall receive it on the 8th and 9th. A heart-to-heart talk will turn out better than anticipated. Expect to accommodate others to get what you want in return. Make personal gain, love, and health a priority.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Be astute on the 3rd. Avoid joint ventures that have emotional implications. Focus on positive change and intelligent moves that protect you from financial loss. Choose to eliminate stress. A change at home will benefit you on the 4th and 5th. Put your energy into finding out how to reach your goal or connect with an expert who can help you get where you want to go. Rethink your plans on the 6th and 7th, and look for a cheaper alternative that won’t leave you in debt. Refuse to let your emotions influence the choices you make. Don’t get angry on the 8th and 9th; get moving. It’s up to you to set the ground rules if you want to control the outcome.
This week's joke:
What sound does a cow make when it breaks the sound barrier?
Cow-boom!
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Source: Randomly generated
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)
When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shower them with lots of love~ ❤
We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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brackets )Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs I’m still searching for some news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.
-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)
Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.
If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last
Posted: Mon, 11/09/2023 15:53 (7 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
11/09/23 || Issue #203 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“Take charge of your destiny!”
~Rayquaza (PMD)
An old Event Plushie Distribution is rerunning. Every 5th one is shiny too! (Roughly 5kPD) From the 11th September till 24th September, Victini plushies can be piled up on top of your collections!
Happy Spending~
Minor Update!
On Friday, we received a small but powerful minor update: blocked users can no longer offer on your GTS trades. This should help combat repeat offenders on your trades in the GTS: now, a simple block will stop them spamming or lowballing your trades.
Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
The partner Pokémon from Miku Hatsune might be a Farfetch’d, because both of them have a connection to leeks.
Source: Bulbapedia(English) or the official website(Japanese)
Writer: Absbor
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It's Quaquaval!
Its japanese name is “ウェーニバル” (Wanival)
Quaquaval is known as the “Dancer” Pokémon
Typing:
/ (Water/Fighting)Ability: Torrent
Hidden Ability: Moxie
Evolution Line:
--16-->
--36--> Sex: 87.5%
| 12.5%Egg group: Flying & Water 1
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: Dancing in ways that evoke far-away places, this Pokémon mesmerizes all that see it. Flourishes of its decorative water feathers slice into its foes.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "[Its] head and bill make up the majority of its body. It has white feathers with a short, blue crest on top of its head."
2. "[A] large, dark-blue bird Pokémon with a red breast and face, [a blue stripe separates the red markings on its chest]. [...] Two long, pointed feathers with red tips form its tail [...]."
3. "[It] appears to be made of wood. A shaggy white mane covers most of its [...] trails down its back. [...] t has a long, pointed nose"
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
- Berrypass 3/3
Made by Rice
Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
[i]Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- no one attempted anything
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.
The Main Editor: (>ω•ʃ❤ƪ)
Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: An innovative approach to catching up with personal business will pay off on the 10th. Refuse to let anyone interfere with your schedule or how you want to do things. You’ll be drawn to events and people on the 11th and 12th that aren’t in your best interest. Think twice before you sign up for a joint venture. Keep tabs on what’s happening around you on the 13th, 14th, and 15th, but don’t participate in something that benefits others more than it can help you. A change in the way you or someone else feels is apparent. Move on, and something better will come along. Review agreements, consider your options, and revise how you want things to unfold on the 16th regarding partnerships and shared expenses.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Express yourself innovatively on the 10th, and you’ll draw attention and the help you need to turn your thoughts into a reality. Attend an event that offers valuable connections. Keep tabs on financial transactions on the 11th and 12th. Consider how you earn your living and handle your cash. Keep your eye on the job market but don’t quit one job before you have another contract. Hard work will pay off on the 13th, 14th, and 15th, but that doesn’t mean you can let down your guard or be excessive. Find a way to get ahead and surround yourself with trustworthy people. Don’t take liberties with relationships on the 16th. An incident can leave you crushed if you give into temptation.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Branch out, try something different, get social, and have fun on the 10th. Explore your options, look for cost-efficient entertainment and pastimes, and put your energy where it brings the highest return. A challenge you encounter on the 11th and 12th isn’t a roadblock; it’s a motivation to learn and enrich your life. Don’t ignore the possibilities. A strong work ethic on the 13th, 14th, and 15th will separate you from the competition. Timeliness and detail will encourage better connections to people going places. Don’t let indulgence and temptation throw you off course, leading to a missed opportunity. Make unique plans with someone you love on the 16th, and it will promote a healthy relationship. Love and romance are on the rise.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Give yourself a push on the 10th and act instead of pondering over the possibilities. Overthinking a situation will make it difficult to turn your ideas into a reality. Avoid excessive behavior and overspending on entertainment. Don’t wait until it’s too late to make a move on the 11th and 12th. Venture out and see what’s available and affordable. Don’t hesitate; size up your situation and act. You’re in the zone on the 13th, 14th, and 15th. Materialize your thoughts, and the feedback you receive will put your mind at ease and give you the momentum to finish what you start. Stick close to home on the 16th and declutter your space. Get rid of stuff you no longer need, and breathe easy.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Live life your way on the 10th. If you choose to watch, you’ll regret not participating. A social event will reunite you with someone special. Choose to decline on the 11th and 12th; whether someone asks for too much or tempts you with indulgent behavior, take a pass and put your energy into something productive. Be careful what you wish for on the 13th, 14th, and 15th. Emotional troubles will surface if you or someone else doesn’t fulfill a promise. Truth and integrity will make a difference in the way things pan out. Put your energy where it counts on the 16th, and you’ll reach your destination with a smile and a feeling of accomplishment. Love is in the stars and on the rise.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: An articulate account of how you feel and what you want on the 10th will help restate the drama while encouraging lifestyle improvements. Someone you think is trustworthy on the 11th and 12th will disappoint you. Words and promises that don’t manifest into action aren’t worth much. A direct approach is your best bet. Put yourself in the driver’s seat on the 13th, 14th, and 15th, and do what makes you happy. Implement changes that position you for opportunities and personal and financial gains. Talks will lead to progress if you are willing to listen to reason and make concessions where necessary. Don’t take the bait on the 16th. Someone will be eager to ruin your plans or cause emotional chaos.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Keep busy on the 10th, take care of unfinished business, and consider making your lifestyle more minimalist without feeling deprived. Pampering will lift your spirits on the 11th and 12th. How you look will influence your performance, but don’t overspend on products that promise the impossible. The best results will come from physical activity that gets your juices flowing. Size up what you enjoy doing most on the 13th, 14th, and 15th, and see if you can incorporate it into a money-making opportunity. How you live and spend your hard-earned cash will determine how happy and content you feel. Get involved and make a difference on the 16th. If you don’t participate, you don’t have a say. A romantic encounter will pump you up.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Call on those you can count on for help, honesty, and stimulating conversations on the 10th, and it will change your perspective regarding what’s possible. Refuse to let anyone talk you into something you don’t want to do on the 11th and 12th or to spend on something you cannot afford. Make choices that suit your needs and budget, and don’t feel you have to make excuses. Be true to yourself and bypass the hassle. Stop laboring over what to do on the 13th, 14th, and 15th, and proceed with your plans. A persistent move forward will impress onlookers. Learn from regrets and forge ahead with enthusiasm and belief in yourself. Assess the way you look on the 16th and consider an update. Love and romance are favored.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: An emotional situation can make or break the outcome of a problem you face on the 10th. Touch base with people who put a smile on your face and spark your imagination on the 11th and 12th, and something good will transpire. A chance to improve yourself or a relationship that means the world to you looks promising if you don’t overspend. Put more thought into investments, health issues, and contracts on the 13th, 14th, and 15th. A wrong move will set you back but doing research and some of the work yourself will make you look like a genius and a winner. A passionate approach to life on the 16th will benefit your ego and bring you closer to someone special.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Change what no longer suits your needs on the 10th, and you’ll feel relieved. A disciplined attitude at home will make it easy to adopt a minimalist mindset. Partnerships will be on edge on the 11th and 12th. Don’t feel the need to make excuses for others. Be frank regarding your thoughts and feelings. Positive change begins with you. You’ll get the backup you need on the 13th, 14th, and 15th to finish things on time. Your input and dedication to a cause or someone you care about will make a difference and help you achieve your desired lifestyle. Put more energy into fitness and a healthy diet and lifestyle on the 16th, and the results will help ward off emotional, financial, and partnership complications.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Monitor your money, possessions, and who you get too close to on the 10th. You are best to keep your secrets to yourself to avoid interference. Stop worrying about what others do or say and focus on personal growth and self-improvement on the 11th and 12th. An energetic approach to your responsibilities at work will keep you out of trouble and on the path to advancement. Don’t trust anyone on the 13th, 14th, and 15th. Someone will feed you the wrong information or withhold facts that can influence your subsequent actions. Think and do for yourself and protect your reputation. No pain, no gain on the 16th. Get into a healthy routine and reap the rewards of doing what’s best for you.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Refuse to let anger and anxiety take over on the 10th. Structure your day to ensure you finish your to-do list and clear your head of any negativity you harbor. Cap your entertainment budget on the 11th and 12th to help curb your appetite for indulgent behavior. Be smart regarding money, health, and contracts. You’ll get your second wind on the 13th, 14th, and 15th, and everything will begin to turn in your favor. Invest in yourself, your home, and your future. Don’t fear taking the road less traveled if it ticks off all the boxes on your want list. An emotional conversation is best to avoid on the 16th. Channel your energy into personal growth or learning. Make love, not war.
This week's joke:
Can February March?
No, but April May!
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Source: Randomly generated
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Posted: Mon, 25/09/2023 16:11 (7 Months ago)
Welcome back to the PH times~ :D
25/09/23 || Issue #205 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy
“You are who you are, embrace it!”
~ ??? (Pokémon)
The Latest From Paldea: New Event Distribution!
The latest ‘mons from Paldea have landed! You can now obtain your very own Lechonk, Fidough and Pawmi at the Event Distribution. It’ll only stick around for twelve days (until September 29th), but never fear because these Pokémon will eventually become commonplace in Prof. Rowan’s Lab. Let’s check out the new sprites:
We’ll leave you to figure out the evolution methods 😉 This event is also the first of a kind because the Activity Point requirement increases much more gently with each egg. Rather than the fifth egg having seven times the requirement of the first, it’s now only 3.8 times as much.
Moreover, shiny chances for all Pokémon obtained in this event are higher, so good luck!
There was a bug related to this event involving many issues, such as points resetting and points being lost or not registered. This was fixed within six hours of the event going live, and users were compensated 1,000 Activity Points. Find the full bug report here and the bug fix post by Riako here.
As of now Pawmot doesn’t have a way to evolve yet. However, Riako seems to have seconds thoughts right now as a user's suggestion makes more sense than his original idea. Let’s see which one gets implemented in the end.
In this week’s Beauty Contest, Fire type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Rainy Day”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!
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Weekly Fun Fact
Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D
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It's Fidough!
Its japanese name is “パピモッチ” (Pupimocchi)
Fidough is known as the “Puppy” Pokémon
Typing:
(Fairy)Ability: Own Tempo
Hidden Ability: Klutz
Evolution Line:
--26--> 
Sex: 50%
| 50%Egg group: Field & Mineral
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: This Pokémon is smooth and moist to the touch. Yeast in Fidough’s breath induces fermentation in the Pokémon’s vicinity.
You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.
1. "[Its] head and bill make up the majority of its body. It has white feathers with a short, blue crest on top of its head."
2. "[A] large, dark-blue bird Pokémon with a red breast and face, [a blue stripe separates the red markings on its chest]. [...] Two long, pointed feathers with red tips form its tail [...]."
3. "[It] appears to be made of wood. A shaggy white mane covers most of its [...] trails down its back. [...] t has a long, pointed nose"
Answers from last time:
These were the responders from the last paper:
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Puzzle by PenguinPowerful
Pokemon Unscramble!
[i]Can you unscramble these Pokemon's names? Stayed tuned for next week when we reveal who they are!
uertogy
Easy
amarlma
Medium
meopnoel
Hard
Last week's answers
By BoomBoy
Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.
People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
- Kyatra has attempted the easy and hard one
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account
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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Keep a low profile and make changes on the sly. You can’t please everyone on the 24th, but doing what’s best for you is essential. Aim to simplify, minimize, and pursue happiness. Get everything you need in order on the 25th and 26th. A clearcut system you can count on will put your mind at ease and pave a path you know you can honor. Address meaningful relationships on the 27th and 28th and direct your energy toward something that encourages trust and a plan you can execute to improve your lifestyle and financial situation. Refuse to let upset cloud your vision on the 29th and 30th or cost you financially because you act hastily. Bide your time, put everything in place, and take steps to ensure success.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Take a unique approach to whatever you pursue on the 24th, and you’ll gain insight into making your dream come true. Attend a conference or networking function on the 25th and 26th that adds structure to your ideas, and a partnership will develop quickly. Go through the proper channels to ensure you connect with the group, partner, or company that fits best. Take a break on the 27th and 28th and give yourself a chance to digest information, size up people and situations, and consider your options. Question motives, both yours and those you encounter. Don’t make a snap decision on the 29th and 30th, or let your emotions be the deciding factor. Someone will take advantage of you if you appear vulnerable. Take your time.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Take your time on the 24th and do things right the first time. Distance yourself from questionable people and situations. You’ll get a clear picture of the possibilities on the 25th and 26th. Take the plunge and get your feet wet; the outcome will favor you and encourage you to pick up the pace. Personal growth, partnerships, and love are favored. Take better care of your money, possessions, and reputation on the 27th and 28th. How much information you share will determine how others perceive you. Honesty is essential; stick to the facts. Energy needs to be channeled on the 29th and 30th if you want to be effective in your pursuits. Focus on what you want and play to win. Romance is in the stars.
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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Consider what’s working for you and what isn’t on the 24th, adjust your lifestyle to depreciate stress, and implement healthy living. Evaluate your relationship with others on the 25th and 26th and summarize any shift you can implement to ensure equality and longevity. Take a step back from people who bring you down or hold you back. Use your imagination on the 27th and 28th, and you’ll devise a plan to help you reach your goal. Apply for something you want to pursue or sign up for a course to help you achieve your dreams. Aggressive action on the 29th and 30th won’t help your cause or reputation. Put your energy into a challenge that allows you to use your physical and intellectual skills.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Test your ideas behind closed doors on the 24th and adjust whatever needs to be improved. What you physically accomplish now will pay off when you launch your plans. Confidence is the name of the game on the 25th and 26th. Take the initiative, demonstrate what you can do, and the connections you make will validate your plans and encourage your next move. A passionate attitude will win acceptance and support. Expect to be misled on the 27th and 28th by someone who wants to steal your thunder. Don’t believe everything you hear or align yourself with someone who tends to bully or try to outshine you. Check references on the 29th and 30th to ensure you make the best choice regarding contractors, relationships, and lifestyle.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Use your money on the 24th to make home improvements that will make your life easier or encourage changes that benefit your neighborhood. Challenge yourself physically on the 25th and 26th, and you’ll be proud of your accomplishments and attract attention. Refuse to let flattery go to your head. Someone will try to undermine you in hopes of benefiting from your hard work. Say what’s on your mind on the 27th and 28th, and make changes that will make you happy and your life easier. Trust and believe in yourself and your plans. Emotions will surface on the 29th and 30th if someone submits a challenge. Weigh the pros and cons and choose the path that interests and favors you. Arguing will solve nothing.
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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Look at every angle on the 24th before you move. An inflated offer will require you to take realistic measures. Let your action speak for you. Follow your heart on the 25th and 26th but stick to the script and only offer what’s valid. Taking on too much will hurt your reputation, but a minimalist attitude will lead to victory. Live and learn on the 27th and 28th. Learn from your experience and the people who offer insight into something foreign to you. Don’t be too quick to respond or provide your time or money. You’ve got the drive, wisdom, and connections on the 29th and 30th to plan and execute your ideas. A romantic gesture will bring you closer to someone you love.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: Broaden your horizons, get in the game, and have fun on the 24th. Interacting with peers, relatives, or a group you decide to join will stimulate your mind and encourage positive change. Don’t tamper with how you handle money or earn your living on the 25th and 26th. Avoid joint ventures, maintain a tight budget, and don’t take unnecessary risks. Express your feelings with passion on the 27th and 28th, and make gestures that enforce your commitment to something or someone you love. A change of location, dynamics, or people will fuel your curiosity and broaden your outlook. Account for every penny you spend on the 29th and 30th, and earmark what you want to put toward something you are saving for judiciously.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Stay focused on what’s important to you on the 24th and protect what you’ve worked hard to achieve. Don’t let temptation lead to loss or regret. Let your charm show you the way on the 25th and 26th. Networking functions will pay off if you are upbeat and helpful. An interesting connection you make will be a vocal point for something new and exciting. Keep your personal information a secret on the 27th and 28th and warry of anyone using emotional means to get you to reveal something you shouldn’t. Let your presence and your actions speak for you. Deep breath in on the 29th and 30th, release, and engage in something that excites you with an open mind, steady demeanor, and passionate desire.
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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Learn from mistakes on the 24th, and you’ll discover your niche and the best path forward. Don’t let anyone entice you to gamble, or you’ll lose. Refuse to let compliments go to your head on the 25th and 26th. A realistic approach to domestic and professional issues will help you prevent unwanted and unnecessary change. Time is on your side; slow down, think, and let your intuition guide you. You’ve got enough charisma, passion, and discipline on the 27th and 28th to carry you to victory. An opportunity will bring about change but sign, seal, and deliver the deal first. Put your energy where it counts on the 29th and 30th, and tie up loose ends. Leaving anything undone will come back to haunt you.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Sit back, observe, and don’t spend or donate on the 24th. Protecting what you’ve got, who you are, and what you want from social media and those looking to take advantage of you is necessary. Keep busy, volunteer, and show compassion on the 25th and 26th, but don’t make unnecessary changes that can leave you in debt. It’s what you achieve that counts. Stop talking and start doing. It will be challenging to grasp the truth on the 27th and 28th. Don’t pass along information unless you have proof that it’s valid. Someone will set you up to fail if you aren’t careful. Handle matters yourself. Be aware of what everyone around you is doing on the 29th and 30th. Showing an interest in others will build trust and help you gain support.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Change begins with you on the 24th. Don’t wait for someone to make the first move. Set the wheels in motion and create a stir that attracts the people and interest that leads to success. Learn all you can on the 25th and 26th. The more ammunition you must back your ideas, the easier it becomes to make your journey worthwhile. Learn as you go and expand astutely. You’ll come up with unique thoughts on the 27th and 28th. Listen to your intuition and put your money, time, and effort where it counts; the rest will be history. Do your best to dodge an emotional bullet on the 29th and 30th. Leave nothing to chance and only share what’s necessary. Protect your vision from those who like to pilfer.
This week's joke:
What do the Siths in Team Rocket say to clear their opponents?
They exeggcute Order 66!
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From Helaman1098
Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message to Absbor or any active members. :-D
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We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message
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If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~
♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥
Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.
Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!
PH Times banner edited by Elzah
PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from https://www.eugenialast.com