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Cynical_Cryptid
Trainerlevel: 69

Trainerpoints: 11,198/14,351

Party

Pkmn Name Level EXP/EHP
Umbreon
SHINY
4,92433,792,109 / 72,752,101

About Me

♫Got you counting the days when your illness is chronic
Death really changes the way you behave
I'll remember your face when it smiles upon us
-Corpse



Caiden||He/Him||They/Them||27


*Agnostic
*Libra
*Pansexual
*Animal lover
*Stroke survivor
*Self published author
*Avid Pokémon and Kingdom Hearts nerd
*Anime and manga lover
- Tokyo Ghoul
- BNHA
- Beastars
- Attack On Titan
- The Ancient Magus' Bride
*Discord is ShadowUmbreon#0109
#Artist'sTagsDeserveToBeRespected
Go follow my author page?
CaidenRobynBernhard
Also buy my books:
My Books



Homophobia/transphobia
ageism/racism/ableism
is not tolerated on my profile.
I will not hesitate to block.

Do NOT ask about:
- Selling my Pokémon,
- Borrowing/trading my Pokemon
- Items for sale/ Selling nuggets.
Unless stated otherwise
Because the answer is automatically no.



Note to self:
Lending out daycare to RoyalGecko

💜 My Best Friends 💜

Collecting:



*All Lake Trio Vouchers
*Mystery Box Sets (97/???)


Plushies

View collection || View gift log

Newest gifts
ShinyCelebi 2 Days ago
~Fahrenheit~ 2 Days ago
Altreo 6 Days ago
Cynical_Cryptid 10 Days ago

PH Goals

Shinies/Megas:
[] Get Shiny Mega Milotic
[X] Get Shiny Mega Froslass
[] Get shiny Mega Banette
[] Get Shiny Mega Autumn Ampharos
[X] Get Shiny Heartomb
[] Get Shiny Jesterig
[] Get Shiny Mega Audino
[] Get All Shiny Lake Trios
[X] Get Shiny Mega Dunsparce
[] Get Shiny Meloetta (Both Forms)
[] Get Shiny Shaymin (Both Forms)
[X] Get Shiny MissingNo
[] Get Shiny Victini
[] Get Shiny Tapu Koko
[] Get Shiny Tapu Lele
[] Get Shiny Tapu Fini
[] Get Shiny Tapu Bulu
[] Get All The Purple Shinies


PD/Nuggets:
[] Save Up At Least 2 Million PD
[] Save Up At Least 1k Nuggets


Game Center:
[] Get Shiny Entei
[] Get Shiny Suicine
[] Get Shiny Raikou
[] Get Shiny Manaphy
[X] Save Up 20k Golden Game Chips (20k/20k)


Miscellaneous:
[] Collect All The Plushies
[] Complete Alola Dex
[] Get All Arceus Forms
[] Get All Deoxys Forms
[] Get All Genesect Forms
[X] Get Zygarde 100%
[] Get My Own Ditto From The Lab
[] Get My Own Articuno From The Lab
[] Get My Own Zapdos From The Lab
[] Get My Own Moltres From The Lab
[] Get On The Ranklist Someday For Any

Game Records

Trainer ID: #69275237
Registration: 15/04/2015 (7 Years ago)
Premium member until 02/Jun/2023
Game Time: 2850:37 Hours
Total interactions: 5,536,872
Money: 1,446,741
Starter Pokémon: Emboar

Feeds

Well, that was nice while it lasted. And, like usual, it's my fault. Oh, well.
5 Days ago
Well, last night/today was interesting. I ended up walking 2.5 miles from my apartment to my dad's trailer, because I needed to get away from my ex. I wake up this morning, and my right foot is absolutely killing me. At the ER, they tell me it's tendinitis, because there's nothing on the x-ray. With how bad my foot hurts, I'm pretty sure it's a stress fracture, and it just didn't show on the x-ray. Either way, I now have a boot and walking sucks.

Walking in moccasins that far was not a good idea, but I had to get away as fast as possible. Oh well, I guess lol
7 Days ago
Looking to buy:

8 Mesprit Vouchers
Any amount of Uxie and Azelf Vouchers (I need 43 more Uxie and 43 Azelf)

Looking to buy or borrow:

Yellow Minior Core
Celesteela
Kartana
All the Magearna forms except Regular
Stakataka
Melmetal

Please let me know if you can help!
8 Days ago
Another act of violence against the LGBTQ community here in the USA.... Makes me terrified to be public about my identity....
8 Days ago
Ya boi is getting his septum pierced tomorrow, and I can't wait. This is something I've wanted for some time now.
9 Days ago
I JUST SPOILED SOMETHING MAJORLY FOR MYSELF ON TWITTER FOR MHA, AND I'M SO FREAKING MAD AHHHHHHHHHH
9 Days ago
So the dentist appointment went good. I WILL be getting dentures soon, within the next few months. Partials on bottoms, as long as I take care of the teeth that are still healthy, and full ones on top, because those are all messed up.

I'm excited because my teeth have been detrimental to my self esteem and confidence, and now when I get the dentures, I'll have full teeth again. I can't wait. No more pain either.


It's weird cuz since my mom passed I've been doing stuff to take care of myself, and to help improve myself. I hope she's proud of me. 💜
9 Days ago
My first dentist appointment that I've had since my sophomore year is in less than two hours and I'm kinda nervous. I'm pretty sure they're gonna tell me that they're gonna have to pull all my teeth (or what's left) and the thought of extensive surgery like that scares me 🥲🥲

But maybe I'll be able to get dentures so that'll help my self confidence so there's that at least.
10 Days ago
How do you get over someone who suddenly stops talking to you when you were so close to them and you have no idea what you did wrong....?
13 Days ago
Finally got a Zarude egg after doing over 35k interactions yesterday, 10k the day before that (I think?) and over 8k so far today. This is going to kill my fingers/hand lol
14 Days ago
Looking to buy:
9 Mesprit Vouchers
Any amount of Uxie and Azelf Vouchers (I need 44 more Uxie and 44 Azelf)

Looking to buy or borrow:

Yellow Minior Core
Celesteela
Kartana
All the Magearna forms except Regular
Stakataka
Melmetal

Please let me know if you can help!
15 Days ago
Now that it's the cold months where I live, I might be on here less. My Seasonal Affective Disorder is in effect, and it's kicking my butt, to put it bluntly. I'll probably be on periodically throughout the day to check on things, but probably not on as long, and maybe not as many days because ✨depression.✨

I'm not leaving, however, I just wanted to make this status if you guys see me less.
15 Days ago
Anyone wanna help me finish my Alola Dex? I need the rest of the Ultra Beasts, one Minior, Melmetal, and the rest of the Magearna forms
16 Days ago
I am looking to buy all of the Lake Trio Vouchers.

Mesprit for 190k PD or 100 nuggets, Azelf for 180k PD or 95 nuggets, and Uxie for 200k PD or 105 nuggets.

Please Pal-Pad me if you have any for sale, thank you!
19 Days ago
You push the green key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...


1x Light Rock found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.

Heck yeah
19 Days ago
Congratulations!
Your Volcarona made it to Rank #12 in our Bug-Hatching Contest!

You won 200 Festival Points.

I'll take it
19 Days ago
You push the brown key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...


1x Volcano Cave (Map) found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.

eXCUSE ME???
19 Days ago
My Hero Academia giving me all these feels. At least crying's making me feel.... Less stressed?
20 Days ago
"Work hard... and be sure to smile. After all, without joy and laughter to balance the sorrow, this world can never hope to have a bright... future."

😭😭😭
21 Days ago
My Hero Academia is absolutely killing me.
21 Days ago

Polls

Prices/ Hunts

Prices for Hunts:
Easy:100k/50/6
Medium:150k/768
Hard:240k/120/13
Rare:290k/130/16
Special:290k/130/16
Fossil:290k/130/16
Starter:290k/130/16
*Event*: ~Prices Will Vary~


CURRENT HUNT

Cosmog/Cosmoem/Lunala/Solgaleo
*Personal Hunt, Not for Sale*


NEXT HUNT

Wurmple/Silcoon/Beautifly/Cascoon/Dustox
RARITY:Easy
PAYMENT:100k/50/6
Slot One:
Slot Two:
Slot Three:
Slot Four:


NEXT HUNT

Shiny Mega Cursed Rapidash
*SHINY MEGA NOT REQUESTABLE*

RARITY: Event Uncommon
PAYMENT(Shiny):500k/263/27
PAYMENT(Mega-able):275k/144/15
Slot One:
Slot Two:
Slot Three:
Slot Four:

Shiny Hunt

Cynical_Cryptid is currently hunting Cosmog.
Hunt started: 26/07/2022

Chain: 218
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