Broooo, my dance teaxher and me were bickering abiut western vs eastern dragons as he was throwing me through loops 😭 (his primary goal is tripping me up and trivking me like some kinda imp or yokai) and i was like "well, eastern dragons arent really dragons so they cant be the better dragons!" And i was like, "well, how will eastern princesses meet their knight in shining armor?" And "they dont even have wings! They run on magic! They arw basically long lizards" hes like "yeah, gaint lizards, which is still cool" and i was like "well, dragon is the western word, so EASTERN dragons dont qualify!" And his philipino ahh said "yeah, because they are called DRAGONES!" I had to full stop dancing to laugh and i was thinking of it again and laughing. I will now have to call eastern dragons "dragones!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey littles! How are my babies doing? You kids playing nice? Got any booboos mama needsa blow on?

Anyone else play cookie run? 🙃

I was reading a comic where two people (a guy was escortibg a lady) were walking and talking and one said "where are you going?"

"Back to the picnic"

"But tge picnic is the other way, i was following you."

"I was following you-"

I was laughing because this happened to me the other month lolz my dance teacher was walking me out to the parking lot because ✨️gentleman✨️ lolz and i was following beside him chitchatting because im chatty and i was complaining that i hated the giant fountain because the shape of tge building makes 24/7 wind blowing the water everywhere and we walked by it and i was coveribg my face yk and hes like "you could have gone the other way?" I was like "i was following you 😭" he said "i was following you, i dont know where your mom parked." lolz yeh, am i the only one? 🤣🤣😅

Help me, im running on E 😭😭😭😭 i make my mom breakfast and put away dishes in the dishwasher and dishes my mom had washed a couple days ago (most of every dish we own together), barely ate because didnt wanna really, did some school, took a break and just walked aroubd the house nibbling cookies (bad idea, i thought it was fine to use my energy), then my mom asked me to cook veggie spagetti when i was about finish school and i spent like 45 minutes cleanibg the kitchen and an hour cooking. 😭 im so pooped, i almost scream cried thinking of putting the left overs away, i begged my dad to do it lolz. Sat down and drank some tea and legit cant move lolz 🥲🫩🤕🤧

Rawrrrrr guys!

Yo who's up? 🥲😅🫢

Ohhhh i know what youve got- the L word!

Yeah! Leprosy!!!!!!!

No, no, it starts with L, has four letters, and ends with E.

Ohh.....I know! He has lice!


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not me cackling all day repeating that-

Not me crashing out over the bread company changing the packaging so 9 pieces of bread dropped to the ground when i tried to open it. 😭☹️ not my big feelings being big mad and being so done with the bread. Im so done with today.....

So, of course i was talking to my mom last night, i asked if she wanted to be put in an urn (her health is really bad so yk, valid question.) Ive known she wants to be cremated, but im like, what do you want me to do with your ashes? We talked like an hour i think or more lol. Her mom died 5 years ago and her sister did alot of the memorial diys, ashes on a beach painting, necklaces and stuff for the family, and my mom said she doesnt wanna be split up that much. She said to spread ger ashes somewhere but i was like "you dknt want an urn?" She said "i just dont want you to forget me somewhere when you move and be upset. I was semi offended, like, id never forget you! Then i remembered i have no idea where my grandmothers ashes are.....😭 she said "exactly"

Yk that feeling whrn you are ready to get your little goblin butt back into like talking and being a human with friends but you havent talked in atleast a month so convos feel like:

Me: "sooooo......hows your dog? 👉👈🥺"
Them: "uh....they....died?"

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😱

Fun fact to computer users (i use this) if someone sends you an emoji you cant see due to whatever thing (phones have different/more emojis alot) you can copy paste it into google of course and either look at images or emoji encycopedia if it comes up, you can see what emoji it is. Also works for youtube or anything that lets you copy and the emoji doesnt work. Also works for older devices or whatever. 🙃

https://youtube.com/shorts/AbeM9HSr6Q4?feature=shared

*raises hand* i mean, my temper might swing a bit into "need a therapist" level but hey its funny because i do no damage 🙃 last time i hit my cousin i crued 5 minutes from the recoil as he laughed (he called me small.....)

the intense urge to go on a cursing spree where it isnt allowed just to say bad words is soooooooooo there sometimes-

Me: *lonely, tired, depressed*
Only me: *scrolls through poeples posts:*
Fr only me: *chilling, smiling, go to heart a post and im blocked by a random human ive never met.*
Like why always? Help- like it shouldnt bother me and i feel dumb always posting about it but it hurts me, that people hate me and people think im an awful person, people ive never seen. In person and online......

Uhm.......hi

Dear sonic fans, you can read a sonic webcomic on webtoon. Uhm yeh beacuse i know some of my friends would be excited. And godzilla.

Rawr peeps

My inner child is so happy 😭 im crocheting a peppa pig stuffy for my 3 y/o cousin who is obsessed with peppa and I made the arms be able to rotate 360°. I always wanted my toy's arms to be able to move/rotate, i always got upset when the arms and legs amd head (aka everything) couldnt move, made me sad because its so hard to play with, its basically a statue.....anyway im so freaking happy rn and i hope she is happy the arms can move! It was kinda hard to angle it so i could only go over it 2.5 times so it isnt a super strong connection but it shouldnt break off unless someone like tries (considering she is a 3 y/o, i just dont think she can break it without really trying. Tho her big 8 y/o bully sis could, but still would have to be on purpose.) -anyway....yeh-

When you go back to your needy self after being a moody angst child and ghosted all your friends so you just sit in the floor and cry like "why no friends?! The world hates me!": 😭😇🥺😦😖😣😩🤡🙀🙊💔