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Roast a Pokemon

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SelineFoxx
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 14:10 (5 Years ago)
not legendary, nor pseudo legendary, nor semi pseudo, yet it it called the legendary Pokemon!
Imposter!




diglett

Name: Elijah
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage
Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 14:12 (5 Years ago)
More annoying than hoopa with that “diglett diglett dig TRIO TRIO TRIO”

Tyranitar
SelineFoxx
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 14:15 (5 Years ago)
it literally is the beta tyrantrum! it rampages and destroys everything. Maps literally have to be redrawn!!
Needs some therapy. also, why does a dinosaur have a larva and pupa stage???

slowbro

Name: Elijah
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage
Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 14:29 (5 Years ago)
It’s so slow, it destroyed the game boy because it couldn’t handle its slowness

Luminion
RoyalGecko
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Posted: Wed, 15/04/2020 22:38 (5 Years ago)
Luminion? It's so forgettable I had to look it up before I did this

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Gryphaena
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:12 (5 Years ago)
Uh, the previous poster didn't include a new Pokemon to roast so I guess I do?

Lumineon is a fish with little knobbly legs. What?

Druddigon
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starfall_
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:13 (5 Years ago)
It’s a porygon imposter



Mai favorite..... Jirachi.
ImKendo
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:18 (5 Years ago)
Jirachi looks like a starfish, and last time I checked, starfishes don't grant wishes.

Psyduck
Is it
wickedness?

Or is it
weakness?

You decide.
starfall_
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:23 (5 Years ago)
Lol it’s so derpy





Diancie.
ImKendo
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:25 (5 Years ago)
Most princesses hate dirt. This one is so desperate, it's the princess of dirt.

Ditto
Is it
wickedness?

Or is it
weakness?

You decide.
starfall_
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:26 (5 Years ago)
It’s play doh





Carbink
Kamini
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:27 (5 Years ago)
Just a blob of meaninglessness, and it’s only use is to be something else. Sounds like every popular kid in school, doesn’t it?

Basically every sad miner’s dream?

Deino
CaptainSeel
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:28 (5 Years ago)
Blind Dragon
Rayquaza
Two bacon bois
starfall_
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:29 (5 Years ago)
A cliché of a dragon





Lugia
Kamini
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:31 (5 Years ago)
It’s lazy a** just lives in the ocean, hoping to be a water type. And what are those hand/wings?!

Geodude
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:36 (5 Years ago)
A floating rock




Easter Ducklett
Kamini
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:43 (5 Years ago)
The embodiment of the ugly duckling, no wonder why no one but Riako likes it

Ho-oh
Gryphaena
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 00:50 (5 Years ago)
The Rainbow Wing bird?

Why is it only red, gold, & green?

Cosmog
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Misfortuna
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 11:50 (5 Years ago)
A SpLaShInG LEGENDARY

Serperior
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Posted: Thu, 16/04/2020 13:13 (5 Years ago)
An ugly grass snake.




Snom