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Roast a Pokemon

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Kamini
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Posted: Sun, 12/04/2020 18:33 (4 Years ago)
He’s worse than my brother! Gets into fights and mom has to come in to stop us? Geez... couldn’t you make a better storyline that isn’t relatable? These aren’t humans! They’re Pokémon!

Magcargo (can’t spell)
SelineFoxx
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Posted: Sun, 12/04/2020 18:37 (4 Years ago)
(you got magcargo right)
to evolve it, you cut its eyebrows (or whatever) and dip it in stones, boom, slug to snail.
also, is it drooling?

(im so bad at this lmao)

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Kamini
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Posted: Sun, 12/04/2020 18:39 (4 Years ago)
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Posted: Sun, 12/04/2020 18:41 (4 Years ago)
as if a rhino with a drill horn and lava proof skin wasn't good enough, they gave it more muscles, armor, and arm cannons that it shoots geodudes out of! that's bullying.

alomomola

edit: and they made it fat

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Kamini
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Posted: Sun, 12/04/2020 18:55 (4 Years ago)
So another one of those weird Pokémon that have their name spelled the same forwards and backwards? Sooooo cool... and it’s bad enough that it isn't luvdisc’s evolution

Flaaffy
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 00:04 (4 Years ago)
wooloo is better

Miltank
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 00:20 (4 Years ago)
a fat cow that likes to roll around and hit things. Yay. Just what Pokemon needed.

beheeyem

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Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 00:22 (4 Years ago)
Pokemon version of E.T lame...

Helioptile
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 00:30 (4 Years ago)
He’s a freaking yellow gecko. That’s it. Golisopod.
Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 00:59 (4 Years ago)
It’s a... bug? How many of THOSE do we got...

Giratina
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 01:02 (4 Years ago)
dialga is time palkia is space, to make it a trio, say there's another dimension where time and space are warped! perfect


Pichu

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Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 01:08 (4 Years ago)
Awww cute! Another baby to throw out the window and watch splatter on the ground!

Fomantis
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 01:31 (4 Years ago)
Ah yes, a pokemon with worse fashion sense than Jynx. Hopip
Lil' Wimpod Shack

Free adopts to all there >w<
Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 03:04 (4 Years ago)
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s just a ditto cosplaying as a freaking helicopter

Togekiss
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 05:22 (4 Years ago)
a fat bird egg hybrid that represents peace. So, basically Pokemon's version of a dove or something? it makes absolutely no sense.

Riolu

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Kamini
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 13:32 (4 Years ago)
How to draw a riolu! First you draw a pp for its body...

Pignite
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 13:45 (4 Years ago)
(I can't roast pignite I love him!!! I'll try though)

he's basically living bacon.

slaking

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Amberstorm
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 13:52 (4 Years ago)
His ability makes him unable to move every other turn! That means he is lazier than Snorlax!
(Purrloin)

Sprite made by xXMidnightGoldXx

Please check out this Wings of Fire rp!
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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 14:06 (4 Years ago)
its name is a dumb cat pun (don't get me wrong I love cats)

Its a cat burglar. haha get it? cuz its a cat?

Victini

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Posted: Mon, 13/04/2020 14:07 (4 Years ago)
Ah yes, like we needed another Persian
(I almost forgot what purrloin was XD)

They put it at the start of the Pokédex to signal “we are number one”, and it’s entire design is just a v? Yeah we get it, it’s a self centered Pokémon. More self centered than celebrities

Arcanine