Your life will be as perfect as you want, anytime you want
BUT
You have to go to an alternate universe where you have the worst
life ever possible for at least a day each month
You will have all the amount of luck you want (like winning the
lottery 5 times in a row, or getting an entire hoard of
shinies)
BUT
You will get SUPER sick an no amount of luck can determine if you
live or not
You can have all the Sprite Cranberries you want
BUT
Once you run out, Lebron James will appear offering you more and
will terrorize you until you drink it
You can hop to a parallel dimension of your choice whenever you
want BUT
Everytime you dimension hop, you have a 0.1% of destroying every
dimension you have hopped to.
I
promise to do all in my power to see us through this safely
Serenoa Wolffort
⚖️ ToyHouse | Tumblr
⚖️ Gif is
from Triangle Strategy. Avatar was drawn by
me.
Can they be a dimension from a movie?
Sure! Willing to take a chance!
You will be able to watch any movie you want before it even comes
out (even before it’s announced so basically seeing the future)
But
No one else can watch it since the movie will always be destroyed
before release (you can still rewatch it) but you can share it with
your friends ONCE per movie
I'll press it.
It just says I can't buy anything. Never says anything about
donating it all to the poor.
You will live forever, and no illness, injury, etc. can kill
you BUT
Time will move faster for you, and your immortality will only apply
to you, so your friends and family will age normally.
I
promise to do all in my power to see us through this safely
Serenoa Wolffort
⚖️ ToyHouse | Tumblr
⚖️ Gif is
from Triangle Strategy. Avatar was drawn by
me.