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Since there isn't an original story forum I though this would be the best place to post this. Please be sure to give your opinions! Also note that this story isn't supposed to be logical.

Once upon a time there was Ketchup and Mustard. Ketchup and Mustard married and had a beautiful Mayonnaise. In the year 24, Mayonnaise married Salt, who broke up with Pepper, and Pepper married Dish who ran away from Spoon, and Spoon married Fork, and Fork married Knife, who broke up with Napkin, who married Toilet Paper, who broke up with Paper Towels, who married Frying Pan, who broke up with Cabinets, and Cabinets died a lonely life after Knife went all Yuno Gasai on Cabinets after Cabinets flirted with Fork.
But none of that is important. Soon after marrying Salt, Mayonnaise had a dream. At Mayonnaise’s weekly Book Club for Condiments, Mayonnaise announced:
“I want to no longer be a Condiment! I want to be Science!” and of course all the condiments laughed.
“Good luck with that you failure of a Mayo!” was what Horseradish said.
Leaving the Book Club for Condiments, Mayonnaise worked long and hard to become science. Finally, after many years, Mayonnaise was ready to do the final step into becoming science: to defeat Scientist, who was ruler of all Science.
It was a brave battle. However, in the end, Mayonnaise was ultimately defeated by Scientist.
“A Condiment can never become Science! Muhahaha!” Scientist said.
Very sad, Mayonnaise left and gave up on his dream. However, one day, he encountered his long lost childhood friend. White Sedan.
White Sedan said a grand story about the first Sedan to ever be science- Rainbow Sedan. White Sedan wanted to become Science.
“Then just maybe… we can become Science together!” Mayonnaise thought this was a grand idea. The Scientist could never win 2vs1!
However, once again, Mayonnaise was defeated, along with White Sedan. As they walked out of the Lab, which was indeed mobile with four legs, fur, and a tail, they came upon Horseradish.
Horseradish apologized for making fun of Mayonnaise, and Horseradish said that Horseradish wanted to become Science!
Mayonnaise said it was no use, however months after that Horseradish continued to try and defeat Scientist.
“Please lend me your help!” Horseradish said to Mayonnaise and White Sedan. They thought, what the heck, let’s go try and be SCIENCE!
It was a long and fierce battle. Scientist had many things such as animals, chemicals, and atomic weapons. Mayonnaise, White Sedan, and Horseradish unleashed the ultimate attack: The White HorseMayo of Radishnnaise! It was The White HorseMayo of Radishnnaise vs. Scientist’s ultimate weapon: Logic! The battle was long and fierce…
Mayonnaise, White Sedan, and Horseradish defeated Scientist! Placing the item, Science, in the Scientific Bag of Scientific Corn of Science (they got the bag from Scarecrow), they skipped into the sunset, living happily ever after.
The End.
Oh yeah, and everyone had a party. Then they went to go pay their respects to Cabinets. And Mayonnaise came up with a beautiful quote:
“Just because it doesn’t do doesn’t mean it doesn’t is.”
Even today, when I look back at how hard they fought, it brings a tear to my eye.
Indeed
Because I…
I was Scientist.

This is something right off the top of my head :p

This..... this is so majestic. You must share this beauty with the entire world.

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This was awesome.... Majestic.. beautiful story *Applause and applesauce*

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nnononononono
Karp this is not science
this is pure fiction
and will never happen.
they will never be science, they are chemicals.

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*Music from "Do you wanna build a snowman" kicks in* Do you wanna become Science? And beat up karp the Sientist? I may be tastey, but i want to be,
three hundred sixty three
thousand degrees! That's sience right?
*blah blah blah music continues, then ends*
*sniff* that was beautiful! I wanna watch it again!

*applause*

*Cries Tears of Joy*

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XD I'm eating more mayonnaise

Title: Dude.

Best.
Story.
Ever.

Here's your reward:
LALALALALALALA

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Title: dat was a beautiful story

OMG BEST STORY EVER THIS SOULD B PUBLISHED DAT QUOTE DOE

Wow. I have no idea what I just read, but I loved it.

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