In this game, you post a silly reason for banning the user above
you. It can be any silly reason you can think of, just don't go too
crazy or be rude. Please do not skip a user just because you can't
think of a reason to 'ban' them, and please keep images and gifs in
your post (excluding ones in your signature) out of the thread, as
that takes away from the point of the game.
Ex.: Banned because you used an underscore in your username.
You may begin!