Difference between my family and my husbands family:

My sister: You know its moms birthday, I'm inviting her and dad to a restaurant.
Me: *too polite to invite myself to the dinner* Cool.

My husbands sister at 1am: Soooo.... my boyfriend reserved a table for four at our favourite all-you-can-eat Sushi restaurant and I know you love it and we talked about going there again. You wanna come at 5pm with us?

Stories of a village: When your own dog goes heel very calmly and listens well, without a leash, and you meet your neighbour who has a demonic and barking biest of chihuahua, and who hear someone from the house saying "The dog is not on a leash again, right?"
Yeah, because my dog is making trouble here

If there is one thing I am absoluteley passionate about: Identifying dragons correctly. I don't care about all these new genders, I just accept them as they are, but if you dare to call a Wyvern a dragon, we are at war :>
This is the perfectest picture for me ever

Weather in the last 7 days:
-it was so cold, that all snow froze to one solid block of ice
-overnight EVERYTHING melted away
-2 days of strong wind
-today: snowpocalypse

It's my husband first day of work in the new year after 4 weeks of vacation.

Someone is very sad about this

Who took the lines from the forum?

Hello, yes I would like to order a few shinies please. I understand that female starters are rare (and I need 4 regular female shinies + 1 female mega shiny), but 700 eggs with 9 shinies in general is not good

Is the chance for a Ho-Oh code on the Wondertrade the same for 1 or 5 pokemon in Wondertrade? Like do you get a higher chance if you trade 5?

New phone arrived.

I got the happy chemicals :>

ALL HAIL THE ANONYMOUS CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR GIVING ME ANOTHER RETRO EGG

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

A HUGE thank you and a bathtub of love to the anonymous person sending me Christmas gifts. One actually contained a retro egg which hatched male sadly. But it is something <3

I sent a few packages containing chocolate and homemade cookies to some really close friends (without telling them before), and one of the reactions was "WTF there's a package from you at my door. Thanks <3"

Me checking my package status to see when my new phone will arrive

Excuse me please while I die of laughter as my dog tried to reach a piece of sliced sausage that I dropped on her back :'D

#MyGoalForNextYear

To stay happy and healthy and maybe get more dogs :D

My dog just heard the microwave beep because my food is done, and she just KNOWS that it means I will get up and stop petting her. So instantly after beeping started, she put up her biggest puppy eyes and grabbed my hand with her paw, and I was not allowed to leave :'D

Me, buying a s**tload of chocolate santas for my christmas packages
I love sending those to our friends, together with homemade cookies. And my husband is annoyed like every year because he has to pay for it :'D
And then I try to find ways to secretly buy more right under his nose, because I realized our neighbors deserve a christmas package as well <3

GUYS?!

how did I never notice this?!

Bird people of PH

I just discovered the purple-crowned Fairywren (awesome name btw) and thought you might enjoy them :)

My dog gets easily stressed when there's wind and heavy rain. And she likes to lay her head on my head to feel safe. But I can't keep my hand on the floor all day.
So I put a warm-water bottle in one of my worn shirts and placed it on her bed. It's good enough as a substitute that she actually relaxes with her head on it