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2. If your a security on a samsung store, are you the guardian of the galaxys?
3. If 2 vegans argueing, it still considered beef?
4. If you've came out on the shower clean?, how's the towel dirty?
5. If Apple made a car, it still have Windows?
6. If your waiting on the waiter, are you the waiter?
7. If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner, are you the vacuum cleaner?
8. If your in the living room and you d1e, did you actually d1e or you just got knocked out.
9. Why the pizza box is a square, the pizza is a circle and the slice was triangle.
10. Why it's called a building if it's already built?
11. Why you called it bacons and you called it cookies if you cook bacons and bake cookies?
12. The firetrucks were actually watertruck.
13. Mirrors don't break, they multiply.
14. Why delivery on the ship called cargo but in the car it's called a shipment?
15. If 1 teacher can't teach all subjects why 1 child was expected to study all subjects?
16. The story book you've read were actually a remix of an dictionary.
17. If 2 mind readers were reading each other's mind, what mind is they reading?
18. If you put a ice on a hotdog, is that a chili dog?
19. You had actually 2 minutes to live but when you breathe it restarts.
20. If parents told to not take a candy from a stranger, then what's halloween?
21. Is the S the C silent in scent?
22. If your parents told you to never let a stranger into the house, then what’s Santa doing?
23. if you kill one murderer, then the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.
24. If you sweep the floor, are you intentionally making the broom dirty?
25. Why your driving in a parkway but park in a driveway?
26. Hot water can boil you, cold water can freeze you and normal water can drown you, yet you still need water to live.
27. A coin is technically a two-sided dice.
28. mint is the only acceptable odor for the mouth.
29. If old food is bad for you, why can we eat fermented food?[
30. The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth's history
31. We have never seen our own faces, only reflections of it.[
32.When you jump, you are technically pushing the Earth away.
33.if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, then how did it fall off in the first place?
34.sleep is a free trial of death.
35. if you have a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom space
36. Your first kill on bugs is your first murder
37. An actor cannot pretend to do his job [center]
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I woke up really late in the middle of the night once- 2am. Is that up really late or up really early?
What is this signature-thingy for?
Why did I bother adding one?
✿ Where there are bees there are flowers ✿
✿ And wherever there are flowers, there is new life and hope ✿
✿ And wherever there is new life and hope, there is love, and someone there ✿
if you have a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom space
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage
Time to have an existential crisis like I constantly do- that is how I came up with this
The fact that humans are considering themselves the smartest animals for destroying themselves and their environment is the proof that humans have the least IQ of any animal
Disabled people are the only person who use their brains right but disabilities stop them from doing the things they try to do
Legendaries are supposed to be super strong but pikachu can almost beat them, therefore people who call pikachu not a legendary are lying to you
Moonlight is not moonlight but sunlight