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Makoto
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Posted: Mon, 13/06/2022 14:27 (2 Years ago)
Its a shame charmander is more useless than the other two starters when it comes to the first two gyms.


articuno
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Posted: Mon, 13/06/2022 14:38 (2 Years ago)
One of the weakest Legendary Pokemon ever with the worst dual typing ever as well.

Impidimp
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EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Mon, 13/06/2022 23:40 (2 Years ago)
if mot for its shiny it would have just been yet another ralts ripoff

gligar
Train these Pokémon please ;)

ShatteredDiamond
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Posted: Tue, 14/06/2022 15:41 (2 Years ago)
Gligar, the Permanent Blep Pokemon. This Pokemon made the mistake of making a face and holding it for too long, so now its facial muscles have frozen into this expression.

Magearna
ꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡁꡑꡈꡋꡋꡈꡀꡍꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡏꡄꡑꡅꡄꡂꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄ/ꡈꡱꡀꡌ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡁꡔꡓ,ꡱꡈꡱꡆꡀꡕꡄꡱꡈꡍ. ꡀꡍꡃꡱꡍꡎꡖ,ꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡓꡎꡱꡁꡋꡀꡌꡄꡱꡅꡎꡑꡱꡎꡔꡑ/ꡌꡘꡱꡅꡀꡓꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈꡱꡒꡇꡎꡔꡋꡃ'ꡕꡄꡱꡃꡎꡍꡄꡱꡌꡎꡑꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡏꡋꡄꡀꡒꡄ,ꡱꡋꡄꡓ'ꡒꡱꡍꡄꡕꡄꡑꡱꡒꡏꡄꡀꡊꡱꡎꡅꡱꡓꡇꡈꡒꡱꡀꡆꡀꡈꡍ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ... ꡖꡇo... Who am I?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Tue, 14/06/2022 23:20 (2 Years ago)
Magearna is a robot ripoff of diancie that’s bad

Sneasel
Train these Pokémon please ;)

askewmintleaf
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 04:13 (2 Years ago)
A spy that retired and tried to become greninja, but failed and called itself an ice type.



Shiny hisuian zourua
Rickrolls, amiright?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 07:25 (2 Years ago)
You call that a good shiny? It just ate some soul sand and became that- is this better now? Yeah I thought so

Buneary
Train these Pokémon please ;)

askewmintleaf
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 07:27 (2 Years ago)
It stole wooloo, dyed its wool and stuck it onto its ears then said “I’m cool now.”



Braixen
Rickrolls, amiright?
EnderBlaze6120
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 08:42 (2 Years ago)
It decided to reject four-feet and embraced humanity but failed and got a stick for some reason

Skitty
Train these Pokémon please ;)

skelesquids
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 17:42 (2 Years ago)
looks like if you put a cat and a cat toy in a blender and plopped out a solid shape, it also looks SO clueless but skitty's still amazing

idk if anyone said magnemite yet so magnemite
The_Real_Abhi
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 18:14 (2 Years ago)
Oh yeah, loose screws of my mind stick together with magnet.

Gardevoir
greenowl
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Posted: Wed, 15/06/2022 18:27 (2 Years ago)
gardevoir is a melon

Muk
Train the Rowletking :D
Sawsbuck
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Posted: Thu, 16/06/2022 22:42 (2 Years ago)
I don't even want to waste my time roasting an actual pile of sludge. Straight-up garbage.

Kadabra
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Posted: Fri, 17/06/2022 16:04 (2 Years ago)
Its best ability? Eating soup with its spoon.

Sinistea
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PokeFan007
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Posted: Fri, 17/06/2022 16:49 (2 Years ago)
Imagine being a ghost that prefers to exclusively haunts cheap replicas of antique cups. (shoutout to my boys that haunt the originals)


Whirlipede
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ShatteredDiamond
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Posted: Mon, 20/06/2022 19:28 (2 Years ago)
Stick a bent stick into its eye, and you've got yourself a pinwheel. 🌬️🌬️🌬️

Hisuian Zoroark
ꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡁꡑꡈꡋꡋꡈꡀꡍꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄꡱꡀꡑꡄꡱꡏꡄꡑꡅꡄꡂꡓꡫꡱꡍꡎꡖꡱꡖꡄ/ꡈꡱꡀꡌ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡁꡔꡓ,ꡱꡈꡱꡆꡀꡕꡄꡱꡈꡍ. ꡀꡍꡃꡱꡍꡎꡖ,ꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡓꡎꡱꡁꡋꡀꡌꡄꡱꡅꡎꡑꡱꡎꡔꡑ/ꡌꡘꡱꡅꡀꡓꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈ'ꡌꡱꡒꡎꡱꡒꡎꡑꡑꡘ... ꡈꡱꡒꡇꡎꡔꡋꡃ'ꡕꡄꡱꡃꡎꡍꡄꡱꡌꡎꡑꡄ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡏꡋꡄꡀꡒꡄ,ꡱꡋꡄꡓ'ꡒꡱꡍꡄꡕꡄꡑꡱꡒꡏꡄꡀꡊꡱꡎꡅꡱꡓꡇꡈꡒꡱꡀꡆꡀꡈꡍ-ꡱꡨꡧꡤꡧꡥꡤꡤꡥꡧꡍꡄꡖꡋꡈꡍꡄꡓꡎꡊꡄꡍꡨꡧꡦꡤꡧꡥꡤꡨꡱꡈ... ꡖꡇo... Who am I?
Mouse_the_puddle
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Posted: Tue, 21/06/2022 03:28 (2 Years ago)
“What should the next Pokémon design be inspired by?” “Bad hair days.”


Jynx
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Posted: Sat, 25/06/2022 21:38 (2 Years ago)
Where do you even start with this one? How about those Shot Glass challenge lips?

Nickit
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askewmintleaf
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Posted: Sun, 26/06/2022 09:57 (2 Years ago)
“Oh nO My StUFF wAs StOlEn!” “Do you know who did it?” “A smOl fOx tHinG!” “dude how-“ “i DuNNo iT sToLe ScoNes!”



Pyroar
Rickrolls, amiright?
Trunks_2_Tough
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Posted: Mon, 27/06/2022 17:49 (2 Years ago)
Before and after the bath.



Rowlet, Dartrix, and Decidueye
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