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What Not To Say To A Pokemon Newbie

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SissyFox
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Posted: Mon, 15/06/2015 00:05 (9 Years ago)
Shiny's are worthless
GriseousOrb
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Posted: Mon, 15/06/2015 16:51 (9 Years ago)
(Please stop posting the same thing about shinies repeatedly)

Don't read Bulbapedia! They are liars!

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Delete_Account
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Posted: Mon, 15/06/2015 19:24 (9 Years ago)
Poke dollars are the ultimate thing.
monochromeSkies
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Posted: Mon, 15/06/2015 21:19 (9 Years ago)
Woah, you got a Charmander? Those are so common. Wanna know something rarer and so much more powerful? Try a Zubat or a Rattata instead!



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GriseousOrb
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Posted: Mon, 15/06/2015 21:25 (9 Years ago)
Kyogre is an ugly whale. If you give me that Kyogre i can give you Wailord. Wailord is a prettier whale.

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Sirnef
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Posted: Tue, 16/06/2015 00:35 (9 Years ago)
somebody traded you a tyrantrum for a zubat? dude you got ripped off but since im feeling nice today i will give you my zubat for that tyrantrum
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They laugh because they know you're sad
They sing because they know you're angry
They attack because they know you're scared

They picked on you ever since you were young
They laughed until sanity you had none
You had nothing while they had their fun

And yet you still call them your friends
Thats a sad life you're living
And I bet you want to escape it, badly
Space-Cookie
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Posted: Tue, 16/06/2015 10:35 (9 Years ago)
The masterball can ONLY be used on a weak wild pokemon in the first area!
megagardevoir
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Posted: Tue, 16/06/2015 10:46 (9 Years ago)
you can only catch a caterpie with a masterball

Volo
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Posted: Wed, 17/06/2015 00:14 (9 Years ago)
"You looking for an Arceus? Nah, they're pretty common later on. Try a pidgey!"
Investigating the odd and novel is key to any good merchant's success!
halberd, he/it/they or none, adult
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Posted: Wed, 17/06/2015 15:56 (9 Years ago)
Oh man, you have a Magikarp! Put an ever stone on it, its evolution is terrible, but Magikarps can beat anything! And they're super rare!
GriseousOrb
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Posted: Fri, 19/06/2015 20:14 (9 Years ago)
Try using your Garbodor in a pokemon contest! Never beat a wild one because then a fat Snorlax eats your Big Nuggets!

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Leo7Mario
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Posted: Fri, 19/06/2015 21:19 (9 Years ago)
If you see a pokemon in your box with a blue hexagon your save data is corrupted.

xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx
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Posted: Fri, 19/06/2015 21:23 (9 Years ago)
Any shiny Pokemon caught are completely useless and weaker than normal Pokemon, give them to me or release them.
Quote from SwagMeowth Some people wanna see the world burn, others just wanna see mankind burn.



GriseousOrb
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Posted: Fri, 19/06/2015 21:38 (9 Years ago)
If your pokemon don't get nicknames in within 1 day they will fart and die.

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GriseousOrb
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Posted: Sat, 20/06/2015 17:40 (9 Years ago)
If you catch a sandile you can use it to kill pokemon in onehit.

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Space-Cookie
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Posted: Sun, 21/06/2015 00:26 (9 Years ago)
Your rival can easily get revenge on you for you giving it a silly name, so keep level 100 magikarps with everstones with you at all times
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Posted: Mon, 22/06/2015 06:54 (9 Years ago)
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If we like we can repeat what has already been said, maybe the user cant think of anything better. Also, dont double post, you should know this by now it is against the rules...

Carrying on

Oh I see you have a masterball, you should give it to me and use pokeballs instead!
Kioiki_Shigami
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Posted: Tue, 23/06/2015 09:53 (9 Years ago)
Chikorita is better than Mega absol .
Alpha~Goat
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Posted: Tue, 30/06/2015 18:53 (9 Years ago)
Blastoise evolves to squirtle
tigerlili5556
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Posted: Wed, 01/07/2015 23:28 (9 Years ago)
yes, that weirdly colored pokemon looks cool, but, slowly, the game starts lagging more and more everytime when you turn on your device the longer you have them, i can take my game freezing and deleting itself, as i dont really care about it. unless as a last resort, DO NOT RELEASE IT OR ANY OTHER POKEMON!!! send it to me, or as a troll, send it to someone else. like your arch enemy.