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Extremely Wrong Answers To Pokemon Questions!

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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 01:06 (9 Years ago)
Actually they do.

What is the Old Gatu made out off?

(Please mind my spelling)
KateYuriko
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 08:04 (9 Years ago)
It's made out of pokeballs

How do get all legendary pokemons in one place?
MikaaXY
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 09:39 (9 Years ago)
Take a box as a trap. Like cats, ALL legendarys LOVE boxes!


What is the favourite food of Miltank?
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 09:51 (9 Years ago)
Beef jerky

What happens when Shellder bites Slowpoke's tail?

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MeepTheMareep02
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 11:27 (9 Years ago)
The Shellder becomes bacon which Slowpoke like to eat

Which berry do most Pokémon like?

master-of-master
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 11:31 (9 Years ago)
Strawberry

How to drink food?
MikaaXY
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 18:36 (9 Years ago)

Title: sry for that xD

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it
Trash it, change it, mail – upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it
Snap it, work it, quick – erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it
Load it, check it, quick – rewrite it

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it
Drag and drop it, zip – unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it
View it, code it, jam – unlock it

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it
Cross it, crack it, switch – update it
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it
Scan it, send it, fax – rename it

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it!


How did Arceus got the name "god with 1000 arms"?

Dragonsoul
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 18:39 (9 Years ago)
He didn't, Avalokiteśvara got that name.

Why can't my rival mega evolve his treeko in my Emerald game?
kokichi_oma
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 18:48 (9 Years ago)
Because the Treekoite is hidden deep in the Candyland Forest and there is an army of Level 100 Magikarps with the ability Magic Guard (or whatever shedinja has) protecting it.

Why do azurill sprites look so sad?
sleepynebby
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 18:51 (9 Years ago)
because they lost their ice cream cones

why is there no pre-evolution to Tauros + Miltank as a baby cow that can evolve into them?
man i need to restructure this thing. come back later when it's all dolled up
MikaaXY
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 18:59 (9 Years ago)
There is, but you can´t see them, because they evolve too fast (they´re pretty ugly, that´s why).

Why does Darkrai have no pokémon-girlfriend?

TenkoChabashira
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 19:01 (9 Years ago)
Darkrai has one! Magikarp!

what color is goodra?
Dragonsoul
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 19:23 (9 Years ago)
The color of a moldy banana
Why won't my pokemon eat the brown Sitrus berry?
kokichi_oma
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Posted: Sun, 23/08/2015 19:25 (9 Years ago)
Because brown sitrus berries are chocolate, and they want to keep their chocolate-eating habits a secret.

Why won't my shiny pokemon shine?
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Posted: Mon, 24/08/2015 08:33 (9 Years ago)
Because they want to eat!

Q: Why does Bagon want to fly?
KateYuriko
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Posted: Mon, 24/08/2015 12:08 (9 Years ago)
Because they believe they are Skarmorys and not Bagons

How does Jirachi grant wishes?
Emelicious
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Posted: Mon, 24/08/2015 12:21 (9 Years ago)
By flailing its arms

where do shinnies come from?
PrizmPaws
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Posted: Mon, 24/08/2015 12:56 (9 Years ago)
Muffins.


What shape is Voltorb?

"Summers and winters,
through snowy Decembers...
Sat by the water, close to the embers.
Missing out the lives that they once had before..."
~Willow-Jasmine Thompson
Neverlight
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Posted: Mon, 24/08/2015 13:36 (9 Years ago)
An inverted triangle

What is Wobbuffet's main use in battle?
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Posted: Mon, 24/08/2015 13:39 (9 Years ago)
rainbowz

how rare are shiny pokemon?

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