guess now I can go back to being vague and non-existent on this site.
*snaps into non-existence*

"your face is the face of someone you loved the most in a past life" - Japanese myth
Me: .....damn I always looked for personality.

finally got that cursed mega-able, and now I feel empty and the high is over.
curse it.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FINALLY, I DONT HAVE TO BE ON THIS SITE ANYMORE YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I know half the numbers on here would be said to me unironically
kinda spooky.

*sees twitter trending*
1. pentagon
2. #shotdown
3. matpat
4. mission accomplished
me: pentagon did WHAT-

breeding chance boost?
HOW ABOUT AN INCREASED EVENT CHANCE BOOST YOU FOUNTAIN.

I'm sure the nugget hoarders are gonna have a field day when they realise the sweet hearts can roll in.

3 hearts per 500 clicks?
with these rates, who needs halloween events.

HEY LOOK IT HAPPENED
I hope I get notes...

AOH II is a fun game.

redid a charm tierlist
I await the slander.

Me: *links a video showing the buzzsaws of white palace*
Friend: surely there aren't that many in the actual game right?
*two minutes later*
Friend: ....why do you laugh like that, pls stop.

Now to do a brief list of pokemon by lowest base stat total per region
Kanto: Caterpie/Weedle
Johto: Sunkern (tied for lowest of all pokemon that dont have alternate formes)
Hoenn: Azurill
Sinnoh: Kricketot
Unova: Patrat (easily the highest of all the low-base stat mons per region like WOW)
Kalos: Scatterbug
Unova: Solo forme Wishiwashi (worst stats of all time)
Galar: Blipbug (just like sunkern, man it got treated badly)
Paldea: Nymble/Tarountula (tied with paldean wooper too)

Fun fact: among the pokemon who have the worst special defense stat of their region, cranidos and starly are tied for the highest (30, sinnoh didnt screw around)

Some people need to take a clue from soundwave, and keep things to themselves.




....SOANYWAYIHAVEA-

steamy fact about me.
I have steam.

to all those that watch schafrillas productions, he, his brother, and a friend were involved in a car crash.
he's alive and in critical condition.
unfortunately, his brother and friend are not.

yk, I fear the vday event is coming at reset.
as someone who is currently single and has had a very troubled love life, I am obviously not a fan (to the point of burning ads about it)
the only good thing about it is that apparently, breeding changes are increased during the event, so maybe my obby hunt will end soon.

if vday event doesnt start at reset (which is 23 hours away now), idk I'll let y'all decide what I do...maybe...