(SW stuff)
*something semi-nsfw*
uhhhhhh
"hanako my beloved"
Wrong user
STAY AWAY FROM MY TWIN >:(

"Binacle and Barbaracle are the UGLIEST pokemon to ever exist
Change my mind"
Can't, don't see any ugly in any pokemon.

"e bop e bop bop skiddle diddle kernel pop"
dis u borf?

rebump because I want anon messages

watching legend of korra again and I still can't get over how out of place that race track is

• Name: Windblown_Knight
• Species: Wolf
• Color scheme: Purple
• Markings: Star spots
• Type: 8BIT
• Height: Huge
• Distinguishing feature: Digigrade legs
• Purpose: Serve food/drinks
• Night mechanics: Put on the mask
• Starting room: Bathrooms
• Establishment: The Seaside Merchant (Restaurant)
I AM huge and like seafood I also like wolves

Half of the time I have no idea what I'm up to.

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DANCE DANCE BABY

I love spring, the tree across the street is flowering, the wind is strong, snow tomo- WAIT WHAT

I want your game

Zombie dogs: *exist*
Me: I wanna go pet the dog

If alternate timelines exist, then there's a timeline where I fused with Hanako and established my dork empire, with Borf as the national animal

really makes you think

*puts hanako plush under a box held up by a stick which is tied to a piece of string*
and now we wait

My favorite mario character is bob-omb

Someone's selling multiple zygarde completes and says offer, but they say troll=blocklist
Idk how this is expected to work

#CaterpillarQueen
I knew you were royalty, you can't fool me spyder

There was an ottoman sultan who's name was Mehmed Çelebi
Anyone else imagining a Celebi in a turban that looks like an onion?

🎵A nightingale plays a dark mellow phrase,
Of notes that are rich and so true.
An aerial display by the firefly brigade,
Dancing to tunes no one knew.🎵
🎵In twilight time, dream with me awhile.
In twilight time, dream with me awhile.🎵

you live in so many levels of denial buddy

The only thing rarer than a shiny ditto is a first born kid who has nothing negative to say about their younger sibling(s)

Shiny Lugia Egg Voucher
Available amount:1
Price per piece: 2,147,483,647
And the winner for most expensive item in the item market goes to....