gonna be 23 in 2 weeks and still a loner with no irl friends and an apartment manager out to get me.

no I'm having fun why do you ask?

AND THE WINNER, OF THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF *xurkitree noise* I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE 22 YEARS I'VE BEEN ON THIS EARTH GOES TO: THE REPORT THAT THERE'S NO EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST.

I dont like politics but WOW, REALLY, THERE WAS NO LIST AFTER ALL.

WHAT A LOAD OF *we'll be right back*

I'm glad I miss out sometimes.

also nice shiny plush.

45 star pieces.

"dont do it dork you cant possibly-"

"IMA DO IT"

Nobody:

Every single quark in the universe during pride month: how do you do fellow gays?

Random fact, the t-rex in jurassic park originally disappeared midway through the film according to the script.

Spielberg figured it was a bad idea to have it just vanish like that so had the film's climax be made to include rexy coming back, thinking the film would be more popular and just better that way.

He was right.

lab: *not giving me the eggs I need for quests thus not letting me finish koraidon so I can go for iron moth*

me: *buys an iron moth off AH*

YOU WANNA BS ME PH, HUH? YOU WANNA BS ME? WELL TOO BAD HAHAHAHAHAHA.

easter: *ends*

the pope: *dies of cringe*

idk just something a little light to help y'all's day.

Guy that got banned from a friends server for trolling, spamming, etc: "hey you're staff, ask the owner to unban me"

Me: "k I will"

*some time later*

"Why am I not unbanned?"

Me:

Nobody:
10AM thoughts: Technoblade died before any of his friends got exposed, meaning he managed to die before his reputation could be ruined.

Thats an advanced technique like there, I really wish I saw his vids sooner.

#Dorkfact
Orcas are able to drown sharks.
I'm more scared of orcas thanks to this.

"what are you laughing at"
me: nothin'
me internally: "hehe, jihadist bakugan"

#ActualPHscale

Imagine if users on here were ranked by how acidic or alkaline they were.

Me? I'd like to be a chemical buffer, made of citrus.

RIP tony todd, the candyman, and one of the best VAs for any decepticon in the history of the franchise.

seeing how vicious people are being on social media just made me remember.
how painful it is to be cynical about everything, and being right about it.

<---- vibin'

I hate democracy, I love the republic.

at least the stupid boomer joke ended.

no wifi means no friends, no entertainment, no escape from the gangs, etc.
which means no break from my anxiety or depression.
how can it NOT scare me.

Honestly can vampires be real?
I'd like some joyous nighttime shenaniganery with such an alluring creature.