Random fact, the t-rex in jurassic park originally disappeared midway through the film according to the script.

Spielberg figured it was a bad idea to have it just vanish like that so had the film's climax be made to include rexy coming back, thinking the film would be more popular and just better that way.

He was right.

"Streamers have banned heil hitler" is a headline I'd expect to hear if WW2 happened in the modern day, but no, its about a single made by kanye west.

between this and his black klansman outfit, this is why I can't take modern discourse seriously, if I did I'd have extremely severe depression.

The new pope is american.

the pope comes from chicago illinois

<---is illinoisan

I may not be catholic, but I feel a sense of pride.

WTF IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

lab: *not giving me the eggs I need for quests thus not letting me finish koraidon so I can go for iron moth*

me: *buys an iron moth off AH*

YOU WANNA BS ME PH, HUH? YOU WANNA BS ME? WELL TOO BAD HAHAHAHAHAHA.

easter: *ends*

the pope: *dies of cringe*

idk just something a little light to help y'all's day.

"I microwave my tea water"

me: *holds up cross* BEGONE HERETIC

I remember when in my state saying "gay" was apparently so dirty adults refused to say it outright (always spelling it verbally) and considered it a grave insult (someone got suspended for calling their classmate gay)

This was 2010-ish

I live in deep blue illinois.

in a very progressive city.

That was weird.

Germany: *rising right wing influences*
Italy: *rising right wing influences*
Japan: *rising right wing influences and building bigger naval ships for potential war with a much larger enemy*

I've seen this one, it's a classic :D

Guy that got banned from a friends server for trolling, spamming, etc: "hey you're staff, ask the owner to unban me"

Me: "k I will"

*some time later*

"Why am I not unbanned?"

Me:

Nobody:
10AM thoughts: Technoblade died before any of his friends got exposed, meaning he managed to die before his reputation could be ruined.

Thats an advanced technique like there, I really wish I saw his vids sooner.

great two people in my pal pad say I deserve all the niceties...

I MEAN THANKS BUT I WISH YOU NICE PEOPLE EXISTED IRL.

When a friend tries to make a joke about your mother, and you retort with a better joke that is also about your mother.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written

#Dorkfact
Orcas are able to drown sharks.
I'm more scared of orcas thanks to this.

"what are you laughing at"
me: nothin'
me internally: "hehe, jihadist bakugan"

#ActualPHscale

Imagine if users on here were ranked by how acidic or alkaline they were.

Me? I'd like to be a chemical buffer, made of citrus.

RIP tony todd, the candyman, and one of the best VAs for any decepticon in the history of the franchise.

seeing how vicious people are being on social media just made me remember.
how painful it is to be cynical about everything, and being right about it.

<---- vibin'

I hate democracy, I love the republic.

at least the stupid boomer joke ended.