unironically terry crews would've been an awesome snow white.

maybe in a parody video....one day...

werewolves in world of darkness are what you get when you give taz from looney tunes the mind of john kramer.

change my mind

I love my governor

"orange man nazi, also gib monies"

orange man: *doesnt gib monies*

*shocked pikachu face*

God I love this year, all it takes is one cheeto and everything goes to the arcanines.

speaking of, gotta feed my arcanine, HERE BOY *throws bone*

Germany: *rising right wing influences*
Italy: *rising right wing influences*
Japan: *rising right wing influences and building bigger naval ships for potential war with a much larger enemy*

I've seen this one, it's a classic :D

How is it a game with anime waifus is less toxic than this site.

Guy that got banned from a friends server for trolling, spamming, etc: "hey you're staff, ask the owner to unban me"

Me: "k I will"

*some time later*

"Why am I not unbanned?"

Me:

"There aint no way I'm going in there, what you want me to come out lookin' like you? cactus butt?"

Most people watch lion king and learn how to face their fears.

I learned how to burn people.

Nobody:
10AM thoughts: Technoblade died before any of his friends got exposed, meaning he managed to die before his reputation could be ruined.

Thats an advanced technique like there, I really wish I saw his vids sooner.

Guy: *kills 2 people in a hit and run in my town and evades the police*

Police: we cant find him

ICE: *gets the guy day 1 of being here*

Thats not even their job it was just a coincidence that the guy wasn't a registered citizen jfc.....

ICE is in my town.

This day just got interesting....

Hatch 12 dragon eggs, hatch 16 dragons, and hatch a cyclizar.

I'm not changing, one of these tasks is enough to finish my koraidon research and I WILL SEE THIS THROUGH-

WHERE. ARE. THE. OTHER. SPHERES.

great two people in my pal pad say I deserve all the niceties...

I MEAN THANKS BUT I WISH YOU NICE PEOPLE EXISTED IRL.

with the new year upon us, all I can say is.

between my racist neighbors, my unhelpful apartment management (who is also likely racist), the new president and government which makes wild promises, this year is going to be JUICY.

RIP Jimmy carter

You lived long and prospered, now you can be with your wife again, rest easy, you had the greatest post-presidency of any president.

When a friend tries to make a joke about your mother, and you retort with a better joke that is also about your mother.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written

#Dorkfact
Orcas are able to drown sharks.
I'm more scared of orcas thanks to this.

"what are you laughing at"
me: nothin'
me internally: "hehe, jihadist bakugan"

#ActualPHscale

Imagine if users on here were ranked by how acidic or alkaline they were.

Me? I'd like to be a chemical buffer, made of citrus.

I write fanfiction, I enjoy fictional characters, and feel misanthropic.

I am a secret AI.