Why does the typical Dragonborn wear iron armor? It’s the worst heavy armor!

Is it wrong M’aiq thinks capybaras look delicious? He knows they evolved to taste bad, but they look like they’d taste delicious slow-cooked.

M’aiq saw an apple on the floor in a Cyrodiilic shop. He decided to put it back on the table, and now the guards are after him?

Why does M’aiq remind everyone of their cousin’s cat? Do they keep lynxes as pets? Also, why does everyone kill their cousin’s cat?

M’aiq will never get tired of being told he’ll make a fine rug.

M’aiq does not know much about the Donkey Kong series (except Crocodile steals banana. Gorilla and monkey like banana.) but his Smash main is King K. Rool.

Do any of you have smash mains from series you know nothing about?

M’aiq has a confession to make. He never played morrowind, or arena, or daggerfall. He cannot make any smart Alec comments about those games.

What if M’aiq posted in a palpad group that was only active for about two weeks from a year ago?

What is the highest leveled Pokémon on this site?

Anyone else put kettles on shopkeeper’s heads?

M’aiq has traveled all over Tamriel. From sand-in-your-fur Hammerfell, to disease ridden Black Marsh, to frigid rugged Skyrim and no-wood-allowed Valenwood (thank Mora Moon Sugar is Crystal enough for the locals not to suspect anything.), and yet he feels the least safe in the city of Bravil.

M’aiq has never seen a beard in Cyrodiil, speaking of Cyrodiilic appearances, M’aiq once met the Hero of Kvatch.


They had a very strange face, even for a human… or were they an elf?

Sokka has died. M’aiq has taken over this account.

M’aiq knows many things others do not, and he will grant his knowledge to you… if you believe M’aiq.

M’aiq does wish you a good day.

I must’ve written that last feed in my sleep.

Seal jerky…

Anyone else remember that freaky monkey from Toy Story?

Hey Star Wars fans

skunbuck is beautiful.

I hate typing undersonpres.