In the type warp, destral and Eternis were discussing. "Let's just
go into the next dimension." Destral said. "But what about my
minions?" Eternis replied. "You can bring your most trusted ones."
And that is how the two legendaries left with skwovet, snom, and
wooloo to the next dimension
"My cousins, Hans Schtauffen and Franz Schtauffen. They're so
freaking annoying! They always come up to you with that stupid
line, saying their names and telling you that they are going to
pump... you up, with that awkward long pause after the word pump!
And all they do all day, every day is work out! Like, they never
stop, and they aren't even that built!"
Now I understand what you mean Yggdrasil said only to
Siegfried telepathically as he winced at the annoying line. Vail
wanted to cover her ears. Vestige and Relic just looked at the new
people suspiciously.
"Hans. Franz. What the HELL are you doing here?! Who told you that
I moved to England? And most importantly... WHY! HAVEN'T! YOU!
GIVEN! UP! ON THAT STUPID! LINE?!"
Hans laughed:
"Siegfried, Siegfried, always so serious! Lighten up a bit! And
don't be so pessimistic, what with us being your 'only living
relatives'! Don't forget, we've got parents too! They said hello,
by the way! Here's a letter for you from them!"
Siegfried read it:
"Dear Siegfried,
Me and Maria just can't take it anymore! Hans and Franz know
nothing about the world! All they do is work out endlessly! Please,
we beg of you, teach them to be knights! They need you and your
friends to help them! By the way, they're even more annoying than
when you last saw them.
Good luck,
Uncle Klaus"
Siegfried facepalmed:
"We're stuck with Hans and Franz... We have to teach them to be
knights!"
Back at the base, Nell wondered when her friends were coming back.
She laid her head on the ground and looked at the sky.
...and that's a wrap.
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Vail would have face-palmeed except her front legs didn't reach her
face. Instead, she grunted and slashed the tree. Yggdrasil looked
at Franz and Hanz. If you two learn quickly this might not be
bad. If you don't... Let's not think about that. He said.
One thing you should learn about me: I don't appreciate people
who are annoying. Vestige snorted and wondered when Scriptus
and Temporus would send them back. Relic sat down.
"First, we'll begin with your favorite part of the training- the
physical part. 400 laps to the border with France and back! You
have 1 hour to finish them all beginning now!"
"While I do need some help, there's one detail I left out- Hans and
Franz aren't all THAT stupid. It's even worse- they're actively
trying to annoy you!"