123) knock over a display or two, then go by the isle that has
wiped cream and put that on top of it...
124) when you don't see someone at a cash register go to that one
and stand were the employies stand, if anyone talks to you say " oh
im sorry this lane is closed"
127. Walk around with a toy knife but smile like a lunatic, you
should then burst out laughing at random points, but keep the knife
in your hand at all times. After a while, just follow a random
person, hiding whenever they turn around.
128.
Put on an Oculus Rift, then turn on a 18+ video while grinning like
a maniac.
Rage || More
rage || Ultimate
rage"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about
something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin
color, your sexual preference or otherwise." - Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
129. Sit in a chair or bench near a rack of teddy bears, pretending
to be reading a book. If a small child walks by without their
parents and picks one of them up, jump at the kid, grab the teddy
bear, and cut its head off with a pocketknife while saying that it
was infected. If the kid screams and runs to their parents, your
mission has been accomplished. If the kid picks up another one, do
the same saying that this one was also infected. Repeat the process
until the kid leaves, an adult notices, or you run out of teddy
bears.
130. Walk up to the next female you see and say: "Yuki! I've missed
you!" and tackle-hug them. When they ask, say Yuki was your best
friend in 5th grade, and that she'd agreed to meet you here.
Heya! I used to be SpiritThief, and I really like
Paul Shapera's works.
136. Ride King-Kong into the store and after you smash all the
fruit, kill King-Kong and make a hammer out his meat. Trade it with
thors hammer and shot the manager with lightning.
137. (DO NOT TRY THIS) Run into the middle of the building and
scream out that you'll detonate a bunch of bombs strapped to your
chest. You may get arrested, but it would be funny.
139. Go to the banana thingy and scream 'THIS IS THE BEST THING
EVER! It's a ba-na-na-na next to a ba-na-na-na!' Then start
throwing bananas at the customers.
141. Break into the kitchen with a chicken suit on. Then look at
the chickens in the microwave and start crying. Then grab a butcher
cleaver and say "REVENGE!" and kill all the employees. Bonus if you
keep crying.
142. (This is not good to do so DON'T DO IT) Walk into the store
and LOCK every door so no one can escape. Then say this in your
best Jigsaw voice "Want to play a game?" Then make a super gory
game up.
Bonus if you look like him and is riding a tricycle