684: Have a gun in your vehicle, get a job at Walmart, get your
vehicle robbed, call the cops, report the stolen contents... you
will be fired and kicked out of Walmart for having the gun on the
premises even if it was stolen.
685: Spill juice everywhere,employees, customers,
every.single.thing. then bring a box full of ants and throw the
ants at every single thing you spilled the juice at.
686: Blast your favorite Undertale lyrical adaptions at the same
time causing everyone's ears to bleed, while trying to sing along
to all of them in a purposely horrible and off-key voice.
Bonus points for shoving food in your mouth while you try to sing.
670) dress up as muk (or grimer) and then run around in Walmart
while harassing the people you pass by, and then pull out a bag of
rotten banana peels, which you throw all over Walmart.
691. Whenever you see someone younger then you, take out a teddy
bear and cut it's head off in front of them. Older, and make
depressing death jokes. Same age, and scream ALTERNATE DIMENSION
CLOOONE!!!. Looks like you, and then shove them and walk in their
place.
えぐ
^The key to making google translate have a stroke.
692. Slap a employee in a jigglypuff costume while screeching
"JIGGLYPUFF USED DOUBLESLAP! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
P a i n You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer P a i n Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up -Believer by Imagine Dragons
695. Chase people around with a knife in a tellitubie suit while
screeching loudly.
696. Punch everyone in the store. EVERYONE. Bonus points for dolls.
P a i n You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer P a i n Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up -Believer by Imagine Dragons
698. Walk up to random people and say, "Hey, you're my favorite
book character, and don't do what you're about to do because it
eventually dooms your love life." And tell them to do something
illegal instead.
I have left behind my name. My name is now Jaspers.
(Glaceonheart, MsAbsol, BlueEyesWhiteKitten, Purrasol,
Jaspers.)
700. Bring in a melon, walk to the fruit isle, look at the cut
melons, and scream "YOU MONSTER! YOU TRAUMATIZED STEVE!!!!!!" Then
proceed to hug the melon and say "My child, I am so sorry that
these monsters have done this."
えぐ
^The key to making google translate have a stroke.