i get 3.5 million pd and instead of saving it i just spend it on mystery boxes

i may be a zhongli kinnie bc i do be throwing money around w/o knowing if im getting cucked or not

why da fawk did mihoyo decide to run venti in 2.6 part one when they knew i already whaled for c1 ganyu not even a month ago?? they genuinely hate lesbians

idk if ive ascended to a new plane of existence or if they just added more time to boiling mega stones, bc i remember having to pray to 3 different gods just to finish it in time before, and now i had almost a minute to spare and i was taking my time :sob:

im stuck in this perpetual hell wherein i check my pokeheroes once a year and am tempted to play again, knowing damn well i will fall off in a week

u see me staring at a gross slimy frog at a pet store. i look totally enamored with it.

what do you do?
a) be like "ok they're weird, moving on"
b) see the frog and also become enamored. (you join a cult)
c) feel pity for me and buy the frog
d) slap my head and say "i like ya cut g"
e) leave the pet store and never come back
f) call animal control to escort me away

in the last seven days i have:
started a cult
joined the gay mafia
become a poet
discovered the greatest coffee combination known to man
accidentally invented an entire brigade of chanting monkeys
manifested georgia to turn blue

what y'all be doing

whoever said yoga doesnt hurt lied

im aria's plushie sugar mommy

guys i was in the shower when i thought this, but what if izuku's quirk is breathing kindness. think about it, telekinesis pulls things to you right, and hisashi (his alleged father) could breathe fire. so the reason no one would notice is because the quirk is active all the time, and its in izuku's nature to be overly kind. so like people would naturally gravitate towards him, all because the air their in makes it seem like hes nice. its like an empathy quirk, but no one can notice and its v limited. maybe his quirk is like empathic breath who knows