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#NewBeginnings
Stop getting sick at least for a while, move in with my bf (and hopefully he stays healthy too), and steal Windblown's kneecaps IRL at last.
You're not hiding from kneecap gremlin man, not a chance-

...Entering "proper" adult age feels weird, but I can take it. Roll in the fireworks!

Ahhhh the sniper logic.
Bid on the pokemon last second when there are cheaper options on the market.

Right, so... A proven hacker is back, unbanned, and everyone greets them like nothing happened.
This is quite concerning.

So I claimed Stantler back and it didn't actually evolve..

The Queen has died today. The world mourns, as on days like this, we are all Brits. - Three Dog, Fallout 3, "Number Stations" myth.

So do we actually have to collect 999 tickets to get one Newton? I didn't find anything else on how to obtain it, so... Does anyone know?

So a guy sniped me on a pokemon only to try to sell it in GTS for almost triple the price.
I hate this site.

So new drama... Did look up what happened and how it started.
I am in full support of -Kyle here, and let's be real - it really is that bad when the Knight himself awakens...
There is a fine line of screwing up, and this is the time where line got yeeted away and menacing "You done goofed" can be heard.

This was long time coming. And now tsunami is going to start.

....Azure Flute is one-time use?
I [censored] quit.

..Cancer. One of the banes of humanity.
Today, it had claimed a man who died way too young, and who was an inspiration for millions. Technoblade. Man who never dies. Man who should've lived.

May he rest in peace. Bright, shining star of a man he was.

Second day of GO Fest and honestly, getting screwed over by Niantic and Google doesn't feel fun in the slightest - thanks to sanctions, I couldn't buy a ticket, so I am missing on Shaymin HARD, on its debut...

Sorry for another Go feed but someone's (and I suspect it's the same person) is botting one of the gyms
The moment I placed my pokemon back the attack started, the same second
This is genuinely infuriating and goes against rules so, so hard, and yet I am powerless cause Niantic doesn't care about reports...

Is there a way to get someone banned for sure on Go?
There's one Mystic team spoofer that just sweeps 3 specific Valor gyms every time we knock them out, and there's NO way around this.
I tried reporting them several times to Niantic but that doesn't work, and I'm just tired of them a lot, the island nearby is taken by the Mystic team entirely, yet they go after our gyms too..

Dear Cauldron, when I boil Megastone, I want to see Megastone at the end, NOT WORTHLESS BLACK BOX.

Ayyyy 8 years on this site wasted-

Dear Go, can you stop lagging out and kicking me out of REMOTE raid with message "You are too far away to interact with this gym"?

Okay so I am sorry for close feeds, but I posted last one without reading the forum post about update.

And now I feel obliged to say the following:

I [REDACTED] CALLED IT

So shiny Harvest Sprites huh?
And no luck whatsoever?
Something tells me they'll be behind the wall of impossibly long tasks.