What's up with the fact when catching a retro, it takes more than three bounces? Do they not know how catching in pokemon works? It's three shakes. Not a billion and one.

My boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me yesterday. Why do these things have to hurt so much?

I just went to the poke lab. I got this as my message from Rowan

"GhostieGooster, you should not have seen that!
Get out now!!"

What on earth did I see?

OMG, can someone send me the new rockruff plushie? I'll return with the same plushie or one of the other new ones.

So, when you recruit eggs from the burned tower, are you really recruiting them? Cause, they're literally not hatched. Is your pokemon just robbing random nests and bringing them back to you? Seems kinda messed up.

Got my tattoo done! It's of a pokeball. And tomorrow I go in for a tongue piercing. :D

That moment when you want to go talk to a parlor about getting a tattoo and piercing but your social anxiety is like, noooo, people are scary. Don't talk to anyone ever. XP

Is it bad that I made a batch of cookie dough, not because I wanted cookies, but because I wanted dough? XD

#ImLazyIMeanLeavingYeaSoByeAndDisARaffle
Oops haven’t updated prizes
1. Articuno
2. Zygarde 50%
3-4. Cosmog or Cosmoeom
5. Latios (With Enigma Pearl)
6. Palkia
7-14. Shinies of their choice (IN ORDER)
15. The rest of the Zygarde stuff
16. All of my PD (Like 100K)
17. All my items
18. Rest of my stuff (You can leave stuff behind)
K this makes up and these are ALL prizes and winners will be announced on uhhhhh I guess my B-day (June 7th) ya
U can also share dis post for the one entry and also I will not accept more than one of urs so if I spot dat u ded

Does Lyra's growth boast stack? Like, if I do it twice will the growth rate be up 50% or will it still be 25%?

Finally finished collecting feathers! Now just to hatch my egg.

You guys!! I just finished my interview and I got the internship!!! Woooooo!!!!!!

I have a phone interview in 20 minutes. The nerves are real right now.

Just 5000 feathers away from the shiny retro egg! Woo! At least with all this interaction spamming I've made a lot of money.

Woo! Got the free premium membership! Anyone know how many prizes there are? I imagine the shiny retro egg is the last prize but I want to know how close I am to that.

Question, will hatching this new egg break my shiny chain?

For the egg hunt, are you given some sort of indicator if you've found all 20? I know there's the Easter event page but some of the eggs are hard to see if they've been shaded or not.

Hey, is anyone available to help me evolve my haunter? I just need to trade him back and forth with someone.

Hey, I have a swirlix holding a whipped dream. Anyone willing to trade and trade it back? That way I can get slurpuff in my pokedex.

Ah, guys, I know this may not bother some of you, but Steven Hawking died. There are so few uncorrupted scientist anymore. Rest in peace.