Me opening up the document I'm supposed to be working on: Yep I think that's enough work for today

SDJHGSDJHG I FINALLY HATCHED A DITTO

Gobbling mozzarella cheese mid-panic attack as I cry is my aesthetic😎

Shiny hunt where I hunt whatever comes out of this egg, random from the lab, all I know is that it's easy rarity :)

Wow, I was looking through some senior pictures I did a few weeks ago and it was such a weird experience.. Didn't know I wasn't a kid anymore.

Anybody have the link for the hangman helper? I don't have it anymore :(

I was today years old when I learned that I can move the berries back into my bag from the garden.. lol.. now I have 80,000 Watmel berries

Sometimes I like to think that there are actually silver keys and boxes but if you ever get one Riako threatens you into keeping quiet

I only now realized that sheep are born with long tails???
They're docked to avoid lethal infections involving flies
But what????? I?? Yes??

Hey so I went on a date with the daycare man and I can confirm that those are pokemon eggs that he eats

One day all your teeth will be mine ❤️

Me, popping into PH for my daily ten minutes of activity: Does anybody ever hatch a Yungoos, laugh, and like.. He's not an Old goose that's for sure??

My brother came in for the sole purpose of dueting The Schuyler Sisters with me, and then left

Ahh I'm so embarrasseddd got a doctor's checkup today and he went to check my pulse and I don't have one because I've been dead for millions of yearrssss 😣

Does anybody else ever see a shiny during the Bug-Hatching contest and just.. immediately lose all attention?
My brain: ShInY spaRKle I would LIkE PlEAse
Me: It's not a bug. Stop. Stop looking
My brain: But it's so ✨lovely✨

Anxiety+adhd =CHAOS

I failed a math test the other day because I counted seven sides on an octagon 😎

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My phone just autocorrected the word "yet" to yrr err

I'm in AP US history. I just spent the last half hour drawing a reverse centaur, a horse with hands and feet, on the back of a short essay I wrote. I just realized I have to turn that in. Uhhhhhhhhhh oops