So, are dad jokes precoded from birth to whom will be one or do you get an awakening? What do you think?

So u know how most people are used to their mothers cook and all the other homemade meals taste odd... I wonder at what point of marriage you get used to your or your partners cook

I FINALLY ASKED HIS NAME!
So in dorm at lunch there is this guy that usually comes and sits with me to eat and we chat... and i ve immidietly forgot his name after he said it. After gathering the courage for like 3 months i asked it, ahah! accomplishment feels great!!
soo uuhhh his name is either A or B i am not to sure now

Heloo! ~Tengan~ is leaving and is looking for roblox items/currency in game willing tho give pokemon/gems/summons/nuggets/PD for them, please just dm him and don"t be afraid to ask, thank you!

Only going for the baby duckletts again lol

There is no way i can catch up to these dc eggs lol

Mman! i love Jacques Ze Whipper
Funny guy

Paldean starter plushies haunt me

Do you guys go flamingo mode when brushing ur teeth or doing the dishes?
or am i the only weirdo

Its like my lucario forgot that she is an event, give me event eggs sensei... Please

Lemongrabs "UNACCAPTABLEEEE" has been in my mind all day...
Y brain! Just why!!

I hate hove young me ticked every box including the ones "I would like to get notified when this company breaths in and out" when signing up for diffrent websites...
Be carefull and DO read the page

Oh.. X4
Its been a while since i last saw this xD

Mosquitos have evolved man!
Close enough that i can hear but far enough that i cant detect where it is

Do you ever get dreams that would make u nailed to tv if they were real
Cuz I do

I wish there was an easier way to tell how compatible two pokemon other than just putting them into daycare to figure out...

I just realised lol
its always at the last place u check because u stop searchin after finding said item xD
another boomer joke

20 🥳
20...😐
20.....💀

I got jumpscared by my own avatar :P
Horrifying... Which is intented 👀

this is like, the definition of loneliness :'D