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You see the attack 2 post above me?(ThymeLord's attack)
I forced the bedrock to read it backwards! (1,000,000,000,000 times)

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I am do the hold fish, make the slap fish slap, to bedrock, get fish slap slap

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I use a dot.

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I throw a ""throw I throw a "'throw I throw a "throw I throw a 'throw I throw a'"'"""

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I throw a paradox











Pokemon!

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I spit on the bedrock, showing some disrespect towards it

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I chew on the bedrock.

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I put pepper on the quakerock's eyes

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I put salt in his eyes.

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I put paprika on his eyes.

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I put a knight on the bedrock's nose(assuming it has one)
The knight is forking both of the bedrock's eyes!(assuming it has one again)
Bedrock can only save one of it's eyes!

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I use the piece of the previous bedrock to remind the quakerock on what'll happen to him in the future.


And the game is now... PAUSED


Imma start tallying all the attacks up (except for mine.)

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Current Game Status: Paused
Current HP: 3500


KARUbin: Quake bedrock? It could cause earthquake right?
I sent out all of my flying type pokemons!
The bedrock tried to hit it with earthquake but to no avail, causing it to weep in shame.

You drowned the battlefield!

-4


Hawlucha, use flying press!!!

Um actually flying type moves is not super effective with ground type moves, not a lot of it.🤓

-2


thatmudkipguy: hundreds of mudkips start flooding the area using their combined senses to "identify" the weakness of the bedrock

The mudkips evolved into swamperts then became best friends with the bedrock since they both share ground typing. The quakerocks's weakness is actually friendship.

-5


KARUbin: I read the manual on how to destroy a bedrock, causing the bedrock to shake in fear

It's a quake rock... But he still got fear anyways

-1


purpldraco123: I throw a potion of strength at the next person to attack, doing no damage, but doubling the damage of the next attack (if that's allowed)

I don't want to be biased that one of my posts is under your post, but I think it's not allowed with the 3x and everything.

-0 doesn't affect.


KARUbin: They say "Fight fire with fire"
I cast earthquakes!

Quakerock used earthquake to cancel the force, but the work gave him some damage.

-4


Drakonia: I attack with burning jealousity!

Your grammar significantly damaged the quakerock!

-5


CafeFlareon: I force the bedrock to do the dishes at Starbucks Café Flareon.

I dunno the caption for this one.

-1


Drakonia: I yap about existential dread and Slugcat ownership

He got bored

-2


CafeFlareon: I teach to bedrock the Polish language
(I'm half polish and speaking it is very very hard)

.... The rock can't speak.

-0

Drakonia: Zmieniam imię Bedrocka na Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.
(I change the name of the Bedrock to Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.)

Okay.... Hi Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz

-10 to his name
-5 to the bedrock


OrangePopplio: Naghagis ako ng dalawamput-dalawang piraso ng pritong manok na bomba sa Quakerock.
(I threw 22 fried chicken bombs to the bedrock[text is in Filipino])

May bomba pala na pritong manok? Pwede ba kanin? (You guys google translate that one)

-5

ThymeLord: I hit the bedrock with the thought that someday, all of this—the moments, the memories, the time itself— will simply fade away will strike with a chilling force. It’s not just the idea of death, but the quiet, creeping feeling that the world as we know it is temporary. One day, the feelings we hold dear—love, hope, joy—will blur and disappear into the void of forgotten days. The familiar routines we cling to, the faces we see daily, even our own existence—these will gradually become distant echoes. Time doesn’t wait or pause; it constantly moves forward, erasing past events with relentless precision.
Imagine sitting in a quiet night, thinking about how soon everything will slip past unnoticed. Memories fade, places change, and eventually, what you once knew will be gone. You might think about old friends who are now distant or moments that once felt so real but have grown faint. It’s a stark reminder that nothing lasts forever, not even ourselves. This idea pulls at the mind, making us question the purpose of it all. Why do we hold tight to moments if they’re so fleeting? Why do we care so much about time slipping away when it’s the very thing that will swallow everything? It’s a deep, unsettling truth that pushes into the heart of human existence—nothing stays, nothing stays the same, and eventually, everything will disappear into the shadows of history.

You hit Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz with boredom!

-4

OrangePopplio: I hit the bedrock with salt and vinegar chips(it has extra salt and extra vinegar that it burns your tongue at the same rate of having 1000 matchsticks lit on fire on a candle on your mouth)

Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz likes sour salty and spicy

+-5 (see what I did there?)


KARUbin: You see the attack 2 post above me?(ThymeLord's attack)
I forced the bedrock to read it backwards! (1,000,000,000,000 times)

Poor Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz.

-4


Sidthecat1: I am do the hold fish, make the slap fish slap, to bedrock, get fish slap slap

Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz got a stroke while you're saying it.

-5

OrangePopplio: I throw a ""throw I throw a "'throw I throw a "throw I throw a 'throw I throw a'"'"""

You can't throw apostrophes so much to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz!

-2

KARUbin: I spit on the bedrock, showing some disrespect towards it

Minus aura

-100 aura to KARUbin
-5 HP to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz

OrangePopplio: I put pepper on the quakerock's eyes

Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz doesn't like it that much. Oh is the ground shaking?

-5


Also from OrangePopplio: I put paprika in his eyes.

So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

-4

KARUbin:
I put a knight on the bedrock's nose(assuming it has one)
The knight is forking both of the bedrock's eyes!(assuming it has one again)
Bedrock can only save one of it's eyes!

Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz knows chess and uses his rook to capture your knight.

-0

Damage given: 67
Current HP: 3433

Game is now RESUMED.

(I excluded my posts)

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(Erm actually, flying is not very effective to rock but neutral to ground)
Anyways,
I CAST TSUNAMI

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I use scream. For so so so long.

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I throw my crochet hooks

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I throw the bedrock at the sun(with saitama force)

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I throw Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz back to Earth. (With all strongest anime forces)

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I throw a burning rock of fire to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz

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I make Peril (WoF) hug Grzegorz Brzęczysczczykiewicz.

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