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Current Game Status: ‼️⚠️ PAUSED ⚠️‼️


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JXFS: “I threw a pie! The math Pie!”

Math causes too many problems for the Bedrock
-3.144etc (we’ll round up to 4 lol)



Drakonia: “I use Soak to turn the Bedrock into a Water-type… Then drink it.”

It’ll have to come back out one way 👀
-4



OrangePopplio: “I threw Samyang Buldak noodles”

Hot Hot Hot!!!
-4

Drakonia: “I challange the Bedrock to a Pokemon battle.
Since Bedrock has no Pokemon, I win.”

Bedrock accepts defeat and drops 50PD
-3



KARUbin: “I charge up the move below me to do 3× damage >:]”

(Hm, I like the creativity but let’s not try to do moves like this lol)
-0



Drakonia: “I craft a Fire Egg (Rain World) and throw it at the bedrock”

Which came first? The fire chicken or fire egg?
-4



OrangePopplio: “I challenge the Bedrock to an Undertale battle
I use the Real Knife”

Bedrock pulls out a gun. Never bring a knife to a gun fight
-1



Drakonia: “I use the Explosive Spear!”

Spear finds it’s way inside of the openings and breaks a few more pieces of Bedrock open
-5


OrangePopplio: “I throw chicken nuggets filled with obsidian”

Gotta be like coal
-3



Drqkonia: “I start saying some cryptic nonsense”

Anonymous is so back!
-3



JXFS: “I started saying cryptic sense.”

So pretty much what the Navy does.
-2



Drakonia: “I pull out the superswim orb (Rain World Mass Rarefaction Cell) and mess with gravity.”

Bedrock is feeling dizzy 😵‍💫
-4



JXFS: “I pull out nothing. I just drown him using lava”

The Bedrock starts to melt a little
-4



~Yanma~: “I don't damage it directly, but I use the Glue Storm ability from Bloons TD 6. What does the ability do? It slows the block and adds a +2 damage amplifier to all attacks for 20 seconds. You can change the effects of this since it's your game, and not BTD6, but keep the general idea.”

(For the sake of creativity, i’ll allow it. +2 damage for every attack for the rest of this page) -0 for this

JXFS: “I use a Yanma, but not the person above me, to attack the bedrock”

A bug type vs rock, not too effective.
-3



thatmudkipguy: “I throw hamburger gravy at the bedrock”

Looks like cat food
-4



Purpledraco134: “I politely ask Arkoos to injure the bedrock”

(I find Mandjtv so childish and boring imo. QuickGG & ChillN tho…now that’s content)

Arkoos uses judgement. Bedrock feels judged.
-6



JXFS: “I throw buldak ramen”

Bedrock slurps it up!
+100HP, jk
-2 due to the amplifier



thatmudkipguy: “i whack it with my moms spanking spatula”

(Your mom doesn’t own a belt?)
-4 from the shame of getting beat with a cooking item

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Total Damage Done: 60
Bedrock Current HP: 37

Title: The Fall of Bedrock

(Page 12 attacks will be counted individually and tallied. Then when the Bedrock’s HP hits 0, then the remaining attacks will be void.)



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Bedrock’s Current HP: 37 ❤️


JXFS: “I give him a seizure.”

Bedrock starts to tremble and pieces of itself comes falling apart
-4


Bedrock’s Current HP: 33 ❤️



OrangePopplio: “I throw the peachy key(yes, it's an mmj reference)”

Bedrock seems annoyed by the song
-3


Bedrock’s Current HP: 30 ❤️



KARUbin: “I asked Saitama to punch the bedrock with full power in exchange for some big french fries ^^”

Saitama deserves it after following his crazy training regime
-5


Bedrock’s Current HP: 25 🩶


JXFS: “I throw a chicken jockey. (No pun or Minecraft reference intended whatsoever”

Now why would you hurt the poor jockey like that?
-2 to the Bedrock
-10 to the jockey


Bedrock’s Current HP: 23 🩶



Orange Popplio: “I throw burnt orange juice”

(Had no idea such a thing existed. Well here I am, in 2025, now knowing burnt orange juice is a cocktail.)

Piece of glass breaks into the Bedrock and the alcohol seeps into it
-4


Bedrock’s Current HP: 19 🩶



KARUbin: “KARUbin used protect!
(Someone please say that you attack me with a strong move or smth)”

Bedrock waits in anticipation
-0



OrangePopplio: “I throw my favorite washing machine to KARUbin, but it got protected”

The washing machine bounces off the Bedrock, creating a dent
-3


Bedrock’s Current HP: 16 🩶



KARUbin: “Hehe... I CAST DOUBLE IT AND GIVE(throw) IT TO BEDROCK!!!!”

The washing machine gets chucked harder at the Bedrock and punctures where it was last dented
-5


Bedrock’s Current HP: 11 🩶



Orange Popplio: “Before it got hit, I added in two of my least favorite dryers... HEHEHEHEHE-“


BING BING!!!
-4


Bedrock’s Current HP: 7 🖤



CheeseSandwhich: “A fist showed up out of nowhere, holding a galvanised square steel beam, and throws the beam at bedrock”

Sounds like some My Hero Academia quirk
-4


Bedrock’s Current HP: 3 🖤



OrangePopplio: “I throw aunt's screws and nails that I borrowed”


The sheer stupidity of this meme hurts the Bedrock and shatters it completely, delivering the FINAL BLOW!
-3

Bedrock’s Current HP: 0 💔

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Game will be ‼️⚠️PAUSED⚠️‼️ for the time being.
I will post once more after this to clear up the matter. 🙏🏼
(Most likely within the next 1-3 days so please be patient!)
Love y’all! Thanks to all who participated. More to come!


Feel free to comment. Just don’t spam this game too much. Maybe after 1-2 pages chill out lol. Ok deuces. ✌🏼

After a vast array of attacks upon the Bedrock, the Bedrock completely breaks and crumbles into dust. The ashes rise up into the air, and once it settles, all that remains are the mighty warriors who boldly confronted the Bedrock, with ONE standing out. And that one, who made the crushing last blow, was OrangePopplio.
Congrats on finishing off the Bedrock. Your name will be inscribed into the Hall of Fame on the front page of this game! 🥳
Such an honor to be recognized. I’ll be sending you something for your attack, so look out for that!

Huge thank you to all you who made it happen, and contributed to attacking the Bedrock with all your creative references.
I love the interacting with other players and the Bedrock.

Also a huge thank you for those who volunteered to tally for me and to keep this game going!
Y’all came in a few pages in but for the next phase of this game, you will be able to do much more.
Anywho, i’ll be sending in your reward for your help. So be on the lookout.

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After the smoke and dust settles, the warriors notice a note lying where the Bedrock once was.

It read: “Woe to the warriors that has destroyed the Bedrock. The Bedrock who lived in Ancient Times is now gone. Though the legacy of the Bedrock remains. Come and see…”

The Warriors take this note to the elders in their cities. They bring it to those who claim to know history. The note was even brought to so called fortune tellers and wisemen.
None were able to decipher this note’s meaning of “Come and see”, until one day, the warriors encountered an age old warrior, by the name of Zephus, retired of his past duties, who was able to explain the importance of this note’s meaning. Zephus did not know there were a group of warriors bold enough to take down the Bedrock. He was so shocked, and impressed at the same time. He went on to explain to the group what challenges are ahead of them. Somehow he knew the Bedrock’s history. And went on to tell the group that this day was expected to occur. And an unknown evil scientist has started “Project Bedrock” thousands of years ago in preparation for this moment. To re-create the Bedrock, to clone it, to mass produce it! But Zephus did not expect to be in his lifetime. He tried taking down the Bedrock by his lonesome. And it proved to be an impossible task for one mighty warrior alone.
He shared the rumor that there are multiple Bedrocks lying around the World. Some on mountains, some in valleys, some ocean depths and hidden caves. All withholding a reward for those mighty enough to tackle the challenge. But those Bedrock’s were hidden by magic. Only appearing to those mighty enough to face them.
The mighty warrior Zephus encouraged the group to find these Bedrock. For there must be a greater award awaiting them. New secrets, new places to explore, and a hidden lore unknown to the world.

So the group of warriors become excited with passion!
They take a bit of time to rest, but gather all they need for the journey ahead…onto the next Bedrock.
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The Status of this game is now RESUMED ✅


The group of warriors begin their search, roaming to different cities, camps, and villages trying to gather clues about where the next Bedrock could be. These efforts became meaningless, until one day they arrived at a village that were experiencing tremors so strong that mudslides would destroy the villages huts, causing them to constantly go into a state of rebuilding.

The villagers explained to the group that these earthquakes have been caused by an evil aura residing in a nearby forest. But not one villager was able to move past the force of evil aura blocking their way INTO the forest. They said that some sort of LIGHT has to penetrate the magic force field to go and discover what is it that’s creating these disasters.

The group then rally together, and begin to move towards this forest. They were able to move past the force field with ease.
As they ventured further, the evil aura around them got stronger and stronger. In the depths of the forest, a Bedrock, standing tall and strong, black in color, with purple veins flowing around on the outside layer, resided there. And every few minutes a pulse of evil aura would explode from the Bedrock. These must be what’s causing the tremors.

So the group looks at each other, draw their weapons, and gets set to take down this new Bedrock:
QuakeRock

Good luck, mighty warriors. Be sure to read the description and notes of the new Bedrock on the first page.

I slapped him with a pizza.

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Quake bedrock? It could cause earthquake right?
I sent out all of my flying type pokemons!
The bedrock tried to hit it with earthquake but to no avail, causing it to weep in shame

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I used levitate on all the pokemons in the surrounding area.

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Hawlucha, use flying press!!!

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hundreds of mudkips start flooding the area using their combined senses to "identify" the weakness of the bedrock

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I read the manual on how to destroy a bedrock, causing the bedrock to shake in fear

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I throw a potion of strength at the next person to attack, doing no damage, but doubling the damage of the next attack (if that's allowed)

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I threw a thrower.

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They say "Fight fire with fire"
I cast earthquakes!

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I attack with burning jealousity!

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I force the bedrock to do the dishes at Starbucks Café Flareon.

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I yap about existential dread and Slugcat ownership.

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I teach to bedrock the Polish language

(I'm half polish and speaking it is very very hard)

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Zmieniam imię Bedrocka na Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.
(I change the name of the Bedrock to Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.)

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Naghagis ako ng dalawamput-dalawang piraso ng pritong manok na bomba sa Quakerock.
(I threw 22 fried chicken bombs to the bedrock[text is in Filipino])

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I hit the bedrock with the thought that someday, all of this—the moments, the memories, the time itself— will simply fade away will strike with a chilling force. It’s not just the idea of death, but the quiet, creeping feeling that the world as we know it is temporary. One day, the feelings we hold dear—love, hope, joy—will blur and disappear into the void of forgotten days. The familiar routines we cling to, the faces we see daily, even our own existence—these will gradually become distant echoes. Time doesn’t wait or pause; it constantly moves forward, erasing past events with relentless precision.

Imagine sitting in a quiet night, thinking about how soon everything will slip past unnoticed. Memories fade, places change, and eventually, what you once knew will be gone. You might think about old friends who are now distant or moments that once felt so real but have grown faint. It’s a stark reminder that nothing lasts forever, not even ourselves. This idea pulls at the mind, making us question the purpose of it all. Why do we hold tight to moments if they’re so fleeting? Why do we care so much about time slipping away when it’s the very thing that will swallow everything? It’s a deep, unsettling truth that pushes into the heart of human existence—nothing stays, nothing stays the same, and eventually, everything will disappear into the shadows of history.

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I hit the bedrock with salt and vinegar chips(it has extra salt and extra vinegar that it burns your tongue at the same rate of having 1000 matchsticks lit on fire on a candle on your mouth)

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