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I used flint and steel to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz.

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I throw burnt apple juice

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I throw burnt water

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I throw my tears(weight over 99181773829917 ton)

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I throw a l l l lava ch ch ch chicken.

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I throw burnt Jollibee Spaghetti

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I throw raw steak!

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I change Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz's name to Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego

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I change Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego's name back to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz.

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I throw my jellyfish that I crocheted that is filled with rocks that are hot

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I threw a sentient flag.

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I give it a little pat

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I throw an iron pill and the bedrock eats it(it has 100000 kg of iron inside the pill)

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I throw depression

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I throw anxiety.

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game paused for now so I can tally(I'll get yours JXFS)

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Current Game Status: Paused
Current HP:3433

JXFS
"I slapped him with a pizza."

NOOO not the pizza!!
-2

JXFS
"I used levitate on all the pokemons in the surrounding area."

the bedrock sees all the Pokemon about to die from fall damage and laughs too hard
-3

JXFS
"I threw a thrower."

??? the bedrock has no clue what's happening and hurts from third hand embarrassment
-1

JXFS
'I use a dot."

there is now a dot on the bedrock, and it is embarrassed
-3

JXFS
"I throw a paradox"

the paradox changes the bedrocks name back to quakerock but deals mental damage for the name changes
-2

JXFS
"I chew on the bedrock."

the bedrock gets angry
-2

JXFS
"I put salt in his eyes."

its eyes are burning
-3

JXFS
"I use the piece of the previous bedrock to remind the quakerock on what'll happen to him in the future."

it starts quaking in fear
-4

KARUbin
"(Erm actually, flying is not very effective to rock but neutral to ground)
Anyways,
I CAST TSUNAMI"

the tsunami cleans the big rock making it look shiny and new but it still hurt a little
-2

JXFS
"I use scream. For so so so long."

the bedrocks ears hurt
-3

OrangePopplio
"I throw my crochet hooks"

they break off the smallest crumb of the bedrock
-2

KARUbin
"I throw the bedrock at the sun(with saitama force)"

the bedrock flies through the sun and half a year later lands back on its spot after flying in a straight line
-5

JXFS
"I throw Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz back to Earth. (With all strongest anime forces)"

this almost throws the earth out of orbit! be careful
-3

OrangePopplio
"I throw a burning rock of fire to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz"

its name is back to quakerock
-3

Drakonia
"I make Peril (WoF) hug Grzegorz Brzęczysczczykiewicz."

how? also its quakerock again xD
-2

JXFS
"I used flint and steel to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz."

its on fire!
-4

OrangePopplio
"I throw burnt apple juice"

why did you waste that? the bedrock Is sad
-3

JXFS
"I throw burnt water"

Isn't that just boiled water?
-2

KARUbin
"I throw my tears(weight over 99181773829917 ton)"

ha! the bedrock weighs 100 times that!
-1

JXFS
"I throw a l l l lava ch ch ch chicken."

huh?
-2 for secondhand embaressment

OrangePopplio
"I throw burnt Jollibee Spaghetti"

no don't waist that!
-3

JXFS
"I throw raw steak!"

the cows in the area just look at you
-3

OrangePopplio
"I change Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz's name to Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego"

it uses mental power to reject the name change
-4

JXFS
"I change Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego's name back to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz."

the names quakerock
-2

OrangePopplio
"I throw my jellyfish that I crocheted that is filled with rocks that are hot"

ow don't throw rocks! the bedrock scolds!
-4

JXFS
"I threw a sentient flag."

bedrock uses it as blanket and gets sad when it leaves
-3

CheeseCritic
"I give it a little pat"

it remembers trauma from its last pat
-3

OrangePopplio
"I throw an iron pill and the bedrock eats it(it has 100000 kg of iron inside the pill)"

it gives bedrock a stomach ache
-4

KARUbin
"I throw depression"

it needs a therapist
-4

JXFS
"I throw anxiety."

it needs a bedrockapist
-3

health taken:-85
current health:3348

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GAME IS NOW RESUMED!!

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I cook and season one chunk of it

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I recite the entirety of Pan Tadeusz.

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I take a long time to gently tap the bedrock

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