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ImKendo
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:22 (1 Year ago)
"I had a wonderful pet squirrel once, his name was Jeremiah Bingleton the 19th..."

Zeke started to mock-sob.

"Oh, poor Jeremiah, murdered by the Abundance Abominations..."

Calmia slapped Zeke on the back of the head.

"Shut up about that damned squirrel, Zeke."
Is it
wickedness?

Or is it
weakness?

You decide.
th30
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:26 (1 Year ago)
"The...the 19th? What happened to the other 18??" Camille was confused.


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:27 (1 Year ago)
"The previous members of his lineage fell due to varying degrees of danger."

Zeke sobbed in mock sadness.

Athena and Calmia groaned silultaneously.
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wickedness?

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weakness?

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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:32 (1 Year ago)
"Oh. ...all I had was two house cats and a fish." He pouted again. "I once accidentally ate a bug as a cat, though. It was crunchy."


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:34 (1 Year ago)
"Oh, poor Jeremiah the 17th... felled by the Voidranger Trampler..."

He sobbed in mock sadness, pushed out of the way by Athena.

"Ignore him."
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:38 (1 Year ago)
Camille slightly giggled. "What if I wanna know about each and every one of them?" He gave Athena a slightly teasing, slightly 'you guys seem annoyed I'll make you even more annoyed' look because that's just who he is


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:40 (1 Year ago)
Zeke perked up, clapping.

"Of course! I can tell you all about the 34 incarnations of Jeremiah Bingleton!"

He clapped excitedly. Silly goofy man.

Athena and Calmia sighed.

"Mia, can we just-"

Calmia was already walking away.

"Way ahead of you, little sister."
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wickedness?

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weakness?

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th30
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:45 (1 Year ago)
"Bye bye!" He giggled, before turning to Zeke. "Alright. Let's see if I'll regret this."

Probably. I mean it's 5 in the morning for me let's do this


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ImKendo
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:52 (1 Year ago)
"Well, the lineage of Jeremiah Bingleton happened with Jeremiah the First, who my parents gifted to me on my 6th birthday. Unfortunately, he got sick and died. Jeremiah the second was at 7 years old, I caught him from my backyard. he also died. Jeremiah the Third was crushed by a car, Jeremiah the Fourth was set free on accident and we never found him..."

Zeke rambled on and on.
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wickedness?

Or is it
weakness?

You decide.
th30
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 08:58 (1 Year ago)
"My parents would definitely never let me keep a squirrel." Camille muttered, but did not interrupt. He was kinda interested in...the lives of 34 squirrels with the same name. Oh boy


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:03 (1 Year ago)
"Now, Jeremiah 12-16 was a weird phase. All of them were squirrels that I brought to different planets,a nd then promptly died on said missions..."

Zeke muttered.
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:08 (1 Year ago)
"Hmm...interesting." It was definitely interesting. Most of the planets in the Milky Way were practically uninhabitable...I wonder if a squirrel would change if I brought it to Mars and back.. for some reason that was my first thought 😭


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:12 (1 Year ago)
"And then Jeremiah the 17th was killed when the antimatter legion razed... our home..."

Zeke paused.

And then, he continued.

"You know Jeremiah the 18th, but Jeremiah the 19th through 29 all died from the criminals we were hunting for bounties."
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wickedness?

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weakness?

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th30
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:16 (1 Year ago)
"Did the criminals just...come in, murder your squirrels and leave...or did you bring squirrels into battle?" There are a lot more questions where that came from.


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:19 (1 Year ago)
"They were my combat support animals. Unfortunately, my shields were focused around Athena or Calmia most of the time, so..."

He sighed.
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:22 (1 Year ago)
"Combat...support animals. ...How big were these squirrels?" Camille asked, imagining something bigger than the typical earth squirrel which was tiny and would definitely not be a combat support animal


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:23 (1 Year ago)
"Ehh... a foot long? Came up to about halfway up my leg? Why, are your squirrels not that size?"

He looked down at Camille.
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th30
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:31 (1 Year ago)
"They are about a foot long, yeah, but like...one that I got really close to... wasn't taller than my foot. If I remember correctly." would look it up but Google is being crap rn


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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:37 (1 Year ago)
"Oh. Well, squirrels are neat animals and very cute. I love them. And I've killed far too many, which is why I don't have one at the moment."

He grinned.
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th30
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Posted: Wed, 16/08/2023 09:41 (1 Year ago)
"Dang." He grinned back. "I don't have any cool pet stories. Or...cool stories in general, other than aliens and stuff like that."


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