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Take it or leave it?
Forum-Index → Forum Games → Take it or leave it?An expensive-looking gadget that is unlike anything you've ever seen before. It appears to usually take the form of a smartphone, but can fold itself into a smartwatch to save space or expand into a tablet. There are lots of photos of strange creatures that look like colorful, sapient versions of existing animals, as well as vaguely feline beings in exotic colors. However, the phone's language appears to be some dialect of English that you've never seen, with bizarre slang terms.
A shining golden card, that resembles a credit card but has no numbers or contact information on it. Strangely, it seems to fit in your computer's USB port. Instead of booting up a normal program, it causes your monitor to display a strange world with colorful anthropomorphic animals that seem to be sentient. The first one that approaches you resembles a fox, but has purple fur.
A small bowl of rice dedicated to the great rice gods.
A little crate engraved with many words in various languages. It shakes from time to time, and occasionally you can hear a variety of frightened voices coming from it, though the crate is too small to hold a human. There are air holes poked in it, and when you peek through them, you can catch glimpses of the creatures inside, which seem to be brightly colored and have large, adorable eyes that are solid white but are nonetheless very expressive.
A strange poster that reads:
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On the back is written:
Charming Fairytale Academy: Be your
best self at our humble boarding school for just p14999 per
month*!
Classes include:
• Appropriate Dress
• Picking the Perfect Pokémon
• Pokémon Battling 101 (For Princes Only!)
• How To Understand Pokémon (For Princesses Only!)
Want to join? Just call 1-555-GOLD! But what’s more, the first 50 callers to use the code “MIRAGE” get 25% off admission**! Even Pokémon can join in on the fun! Just say your name three times in a row, and you’ll be transferred to our Pokémon Clients department! You’re sure to have a time so good, it feels like a fairytale!
*Additional fees may apply.
**Code may not be valid in all regions.
Charming Fairytale Academy is not liable for the harm or death of enrollees.
Classes include:
• Appropriate Dress
• Picking the Perfect Pokémon
• Pokémon Battling 101 (For Princes Only!)
• How To Understand Pokémon (For Princesses Only!)
Want to join? Just call 1-555-GOLD! But what’s more, the first 50 callers to use the code “MIRAGE” get 25% off admission**! Even Pokémon can join in on the fun! Just say your name three times in a row, and you’ll be transferred to our Pokémon Clients department! You’re sure to have a time so good, it feels like a fairytale!
*Additional fees may apply.
**Code may not be valid in all regions.
Charming Fairytale Academy is not liable for the harm or death of enrollees.
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Once you've placed your order, simply
give us your location and a carriage pulled by Galarian Rapidash
will bring you to our wonderful academy to truly give you that
fairytale feel! You won't regret staying with us for a while and
learning how to be the most beautiful princess or the most charming
prince in all of [the text abruptly cuts off][/i]