Just so y'all know you're not on my friendlist because you're my friend no that's be silly. You're on my friendslist because I want to make you my minion.

Swear your soul to me and you too can have that glorious heart button knighted upon you.

Would like to inform the general populace that I am sleep deprived and that I want to watch SpongeBob. I like the capitalist crab.

Super tough week, lol, but it's all good now. I have chocolate and no homework, so it's time to morph into a shapeless lump and lie on my side for the entirety of the weekend.

What have y'all been up to lately?

We were learning about sleep in psychology and my psychology teacher told us that teenagers needed ten hours of sleep a night. He asked how many of us were getting that.

No hands.

Next he tries "8 hours?" Maybe two hands go up.

"6 hours?" he pleads with us. One more person slowly raises their hand.

He's concerned for us now.

Fun fact, when I was a mere 5 years of age, I was obsessed with... drum roll please... The Duck Song.

Now share your dark secrets with me. I plan to make a cover of the Duck Song with your confessions as lyrics. :)

Nugget.
2,700.
Fair price.

...what.

Check out my new Omori fanfic...? If y'all are interested, chapters drop every Monday.

Thank you ~Celery for beta-reading. The fact that the dialogue readable is because of you, so it's must appreciated lol.

Guess who's on Spring Break :)))

First order of operations: sleep.

Next, world domination.

By Anniversary - 12 Hours and 16 Minutes ago.

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You've been a member on PokéHeroes for more than 3 Years now!

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...Oh ok I'm old then. It's actually crazy to think that I was 15 when I started playing. What is time?

Thanks for three awesome years on here, guys! Y'all have made this website amazing; and honestly, you made my PokeHeroes experience, lol.

Here's to three more years! I'm excited to see what the future holds :D

Y'all ever get weirdly specific cravings? Like yes, I want pancakes, but only if they're doused in butter and that one specific crab apple jelly that an 80 year old lady gave me when I was 10. Those are the pancakes.

Idk maybe I'm just hungry.

Just saw Barbie for the first time and I am melting.

That was so good. I think I'm in love and idk what with, but oh my goodness whatever happened in front of my two eyes was just phenomenal.

Just got my grad dress :D

It's absolutely gorgeous. Black with some flower detailing around the corset. I'm not sure whether it makes me feel more like a fairy tale princess or a witch but either way it's a lovely vibe.

I bought hand lotion and it weirdly smells like movie theatre popcorn. Now I am a slippery popcorn seal.

Personally, I take this as a complete win.

Just had my first voice lesson and I got hit with the soprano diagnosis. I'm not 100% sure what that means just yet but I suspect that my dreams of singing Nirvana are going up in smoke.

Oh well lol. Any tips for a fresh singer?

How tall do you think I am? Please note that there are correct answers and incorrect answers and answering "wrong" may mean that your earlobes are at risk.

Yay :D

Spamming the wingull game paid off. Still too lazy to do the maze though.

So many of my friends are dating and it's making me feel single. Where is my drop dead gorgeous rival with a superiority complex who I'm forced to work with after developing superpowers and begrudgingly befriend until we admit our mutual love in some climatic turning point?

Honestly, hurry up universe smh.

In order to be my friend you must:

a. worship me, b. worship oreos, c. have a functional left kidney, and d. heart my feeds.

Today is officially "Bully Seren Day". Take a moment to send a "haha you suck" to your local Serendibite.

I have been listening to this on loop for an hour. And before you ask, no, I am not okay.

There is no Serendibite. There is only kazoo.