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this is a game i made up and played a while ago! here's how you play!

the first person creates a character (just give us their name) and give them a goal. for example: "bob wants to go to the moon."

the next person helps the character achieve that goal--but your post cannot be longer than 1 sentence. for example: "so bob goes to college and learns how to become an astronaut."

the person after then tries to sabotage the character with 1 sentence. for example: "however, bob flunks all his classes."

and then the person after tries to help the character recover from the sabotage and continue with the goal. for example: "however, he retakes his classes and passes!"

and it keeps going until the character either reaches their goal or they've been stumped so badly they can't possibly attain their goal.

simple, yeah?

there are a few rules so the game doesn't get boring!
1: you can't just say the character instantly does something, like "bob teleports to the moon". however, you CAN instantly kill the character, because you can do stuff like "a benevolent god revives bob".
2: if you're trying to help the character, add "HELP" to the top of your post. if you're trying to sabotage the character, add "SABOTAGE" to the top of your post, so the person after you knows which to do.
3: you can do literally anything no matter how absurd it is; that's the point of this game, pretty much--see how crazy it gets.
4: all PH rules apply!
5: have fun!

with that said, here's the start:

Michelle wants to start a toy shop.

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Title: HELP

So Michelle goes to college to learn about opening a business.

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Title: SABOTAGE

But michelle met with an accident and lost his ability to see and speak.

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Title: Help

Michelle is undaunted, and he gets an app on his phone and computer that reads and speaks for him.

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Title: Sabotage

But a wolf eats his phone and eats all of his money so that he can't buy a new one.

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Title: Help

Michelle prayed to their Lord and Savior Cthulhu for riches.

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Title: SABOTAGE

Cuthulhu was cranky that day and decided to put a curse on Michelle which was that he will be permenently paralyzed and be poor until he makes a sacrifice to Cuthulhu which is......sacrificing his life.

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Title: Help

Cthulhu felt bad though, so he retracts the curse and heals him before disappearing into the void once more

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Title: Sabotage

While Michelle was getting healed, his financial aid bounced and now he can't afford college

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Title: Help

Michelle's brother invented a video game, and he gave all the money to Michelle.

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Title: SABOTAGE

Sadly, Michelle spends all the money on tons of copies of the video game and now is being smashed by all the plastic.

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Title: Help

Michelle prays to Cthulhu who saves him from the plastic by teleporting the all of copies of the game to Cthulhu's retail shop.

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Title: Sabotage

Later, also being smashed by the plastic, Cthulhu prays to his lord to teleport all the games on every place on the world, MULTUPLYING IT AND NEARLY KILLING EVERYONE




also why is everyone making Michelle pray to Cthulhu

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Title: Help

However, the excess plastic evaporates with the cartridges thanks to a god wanting to let civilization go on.