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Posted: Tue, 26/12/2017 16:42 (6 Years ago)
and now you have a choice...Stay and read all
our good puns or leave without having
one good laugh!
Pun hut:
1.Do you know about the person who got his whole left cut off?Well he is all-right now.
2.I was not originally gonna get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.
3.I wondered why the base-ball was getting bigger,then..it hit me.
4.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've
dyed a little inside.
5.A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that
game.
6.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
7.The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
8.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
9.When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
10.I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
11.Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.
12.Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
13.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
14.The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
15.I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
16.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
17.What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
18.My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
19.Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
20.To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
21.My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
22.Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
23.Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
24.If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
25.There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
26.England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
27.When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
28.The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
29.Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
30.I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
31.Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
32.What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
33.Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
34.Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
Poll-ice:Hey Traveller!This Area is temporarily Rest-ricted.There is a Bordem monster trying to ruin St.ences statue!Without it our puns are too Far-fetched.But do not worry the Cap-tain Pun-Kakes will be here to stop that men-acing Monstrou-city!In the mean while you can go check out Pics-I saw gallery.
*On your way you here a shout coming from the Pun Hut*
Bordem monster:Did you know puns are lamer than Trash?!
You:The only thing Llama than trash here is you
*You feel proud as you have learnt to make good puns in this trip*
Pics-I saw Gallery
1.UFO caught on camera
2.Handi-cat people
3.IT IS
3.5.ILL-EAGLE
4.Tallest building in your city
5.N-egg-ative
6.He is Toast
7.It is so tall
8.Accents
9.Eye see you!
10.Van gogh
11.Nacho lucky day
12.ICEBERG!
*When your time of leaving came you decided you want to put all things you have been taught into use and before you go you decide to make a pun for the people of this Nation*
Posted: Tue, 26/12/2017 17:14 (6 Years ago)
I won the "Event Spriting Contest" as it says on News Announcement #224.
Posted: Tue, 26/12/2017 19:12 (6 Years ago)
Title: Why.
Why are we Still Here?Just To Suffer.
Posted: Wed, 27/12/2017 02:39 (6 Years ago)
Title: Puns
Posted: Thu, 28/12/2017 03:49 (6 Years ago)
Title: Puns? What do you mean?
*megalovania intensifies*
Posted: Fri, 29/12/2017 19:30 (6 Years ago)
Fur real though, i might as well get into telling these po-light jokes. Oh, have i made a mis-steak already? i'm sorry, it was an axe-ident.
i hope you axe-cept my humblest apologies for this.
