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Kill that ant!

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Luckylikeit
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 17:46 (7 Years ago)
I set off a grenade near the ant.

Credit to Viper
ouppies
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 18:12 (7 Years ago)
The grenade was a dud and the ant goes on living a sad life
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:26 (7 Years ago)
I tell the ant nobody loves it. The ant is now insanely depressed with no will to live, and jumps into a can of the heavenly bug spray I used earlier, and even though it resists bug spray, It still drowns.
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ouppies
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:28 (7 Years ago)
The ant is revived
toma
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:28 (7 Years ago)
I act nice to the ant, but secretly poison the food I gave it with cyanide.
ouppies
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:29 (7 Years ago)
The ant isn't hungry and crawls away
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:34 (7 Years ago)
I hack life, get rotten flesh from minecraft, force feed it to the ant, and it gets hungry, and eats the poisoned food. I also add a chemical of anti-revival, and ability item and resistance disabling.
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ouppies
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:49 (7 Years ago)
God removes all the chemicals you added to the ant and revives it (again) when it dies from the poisoned food
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:57 (7 Years ago)
I tell God that the ant's suffering is too much. God lifts the poor ant to heaven where it is forever happy and safe from other people. Yet also dead. Very much dead.
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ouppies
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Posted: Sun, 07/05/2017 23:59 (7 Years ago)
The ant says 'frick it' and jumps back down to earth
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Mon, 08/05/2017 00:06 (7 Years ago)
The ant screams: "I didn't say that! You pushed me down! I saw mommy ant again there! To heck with you!" *God sends you down and takes the ant back up*
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ouppies
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Posted: Mon, 08/05/2017 00:11 (7 Years ago)
(lol i was really in Hell
plot twist)

I shout, "Dangit!" and attempt to drag the ant back down.
Tiger33621
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Posted: Mon, 08/05/2017 18:38 (7 Years ago)
The Ant Gets tired of this and runs away saying screw this I'm out of here
Luckylikeit
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Posted: Mon, 08/05/2017 22:33 (7 Years ago)
I send Frollo from the Disney version of Hunchback of Notre Dame to chase and kill the ant with his ant-killing prowess.

Does no one else remember that scene...?

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Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Mon, 08/05/2017 22:58 (7 Years ago)
The ant is in heaven. It is in no affect. Plot twist: The ant still lives, but just in heaven. You may need someone with the ability to go to heaven to get the ant back down.
えぐ
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Tiger33621
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Posted: Tue, 09/05/2017 17:08 (7 Years ago)
A random Unfezant comes see the ant, and eats it.
ZERSCXYI
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Posted: Tue, 09/05/2017 23:49 (7 Years ago)
The ant summons his true powers and travels back in time to when all this started, and saves his past self from the bullet. This causes none of the weird stuff to happen, and the ant goes on to have a healthy, normal, life.
ouppies
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Posted: Wed, 10/05/2017 02:50 (7 Years ago)
but because of this, time and space starts to warp
TheInfernapeStarter
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Posted: Wed, 10/05/2017 13:59 (7 Years ago)
And God himself ends stepping in it
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Wed, 10/05/2017 22:50 (7 Years ago)
*The ant travels to an entire different multiverse, where the earth is conquered by giant ant dratini hybrids. They protect the ant and treat him like royalty, for he has the record of the smallest being there. The second smallest is a female and they get married with a big family and they all live royally, happily, ever after.
えぐ
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