"Riley, if you had done the same thing you we would've actually
found a corpse, you frail, weak little thing." Melina told him.
Then the slap came, and she did what she does best. She kicked her
pointed toe boots in Dean's soft spot, hard.
"Did you not see that coming?" Max told Dean. "I would've usually
done something, but she got there first."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"What will you do when you leave her?" Riley asked. He had to get
her mind of Melina. He asked this question to her knowing it may
help and also because he was curious. Riley ignored Melina.
Dean collasped. "You... little..." He said, clutching where Melina
kicked him, "No, I didn't see it coming... do you know the pain
that I'm in right now? Do you?!?" He screamed at Melina, Dean was
in tears. "Ow... god, make it stop hurting!"
"Yeah, well you slapped me, and you got what you deserve. Besides,
that's nothing, it's considered three seconds of childbirth.
Childbirth can last three days. How about that pain for three days?
Be nicer to girls chump." Melina told him.
Max watched with amusement as this unfolded. "By the way, next time
Dean, expect a nice swift punch to the gut from me, okay?"
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
She just stayed silent, yet again. She didnt want to get involved
in anything, and instead focused on a bruise on her knuckle,
staring at it and rubbing it mindlessly.
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"That doesn't mean you have to drop a tree onto the dinning table
you idiot! Use that inhuman strength of yours and move the stupid
tree off the table!" Melina shouted at him. She composed herself,
then said, "Can he be the one who dies first please? If I could
choose, it would be him. I'll do it myself if I have to, the kid's
gotta go."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"Hate to be rude, but I hope you're the first to go, Melina... I'd
rather not put up with that stupid rude princess attitude you have
there." She looked up at the sky mindlessly
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Ricky dropped another tree. "I'm too strong to die."
That was two trees. Four to go.
Wait! He could have asked again. Darn it! Next time he would
remember.
Dean stood up, "I respect females who are respectful! You had no
need to kick me there! The pain is like being struck by 100
lightning bolts at once! I must say, next time, don't wear pointed
shoes, please... and if they're iron tipped, then stay the hell
away from my groin!"
"Don't worry Dean, she doesn't have iron tipped shoes. I do." Max
told him with a smile.
"I only have pointed toe shoes. By the way, next time, it won't be
me kicking you. Max said it'll be him next. A nice swift punch to
the gut, right?" Melina retorted.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
Dean nodded, "Then please, for my own saftey, keep your legs away
from my balls." He said to both Max and Melina, "I'm sorry Melina,
I just hate it when people make fun of others, especially my
crush."
Ricky stormed in. "Everyone shut up! I know I am dumb and will
never amount to much! Most of you of being two year olds! Perhaps
we all should die! We are all a bunch of idiots!"