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Daddy, I sold your to a online!!

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maikolg

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 09:10                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Son, I wanted to tell you this for a long time. You are adopted. Now GTFO

Daddy, I sold our camera to the guy mom is always hanging out with when you are not around.

Regards
Maikolg - Khaleesi of Pok

Lonlier_Swadloon

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 09:11                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

....Kill him. With fire.

Daddy, I sold your arms to a skeleton online!

Jesther

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 09:15                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Well that's okay, now give me your arms son.

Daddy, I sold your alpaca farm to a restaurant online

Shiny slot shop of me and my friends! Please take a look, it's pretty cheap and we'd love some customers!

incelghetsis

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:00                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

good job son *raises a knife* now were is your vespiquen?

daddy, i sold your legs to some guy called ed sheeran.

Space-Cookie

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:06                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

-Falls to the ground-

Daddy, I sold your intestines to a Pikachu online!

Gummy

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:14                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

SOMEONE CALL 911

Daddy I sold your Arceus to someone named Ash online!

If it would make you happy,
I'll give my most precious thing to you.

Even if it turns out we can't meet for a second time,
A smile will always bloom in my heart.
Goodbye..

-Vana n' Ice, The Last Supper.

Space-Cookie

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:18                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Oh, so Arceus can find out what Pikachu has been doing to Ash to stop him from aging! I KNOW Pikachu was behind it!

Daddy, I sold your soul to Giratina online :D

Gummy

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:24                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Son, your grounded for life.

Daddy, i sold your oreos to a junk yard online.

eisner

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:25                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Don't worry! Cause I'm gonna kill you for it.

Daddy,I sold ~~your~~ Mommy to a cat online!

Something that feels as good as this, there is nothing else like it, right?

Space-Cookie

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:26                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

(I'm a girl, not a boy :P)

Can we buy the cat?

Daddy, I sold your mama to your dada online!

KyleSkrtSkrt

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:28                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

...Thank you, you piece of...

Daddy, I sold your heart to some guy named Craig online!

eisner

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 10:30                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

(The user Craig actually exists here)

You what?

Daddy, I sold your iPhone 6 to a beggar online!

Something that feels as good as this, there is nothing else like it, right?

VoodoopunkSpectacular

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 14:37                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Run now. Run. *grabs knife*

Daddy, I sold your Splatoon game to a Zekrom online!!!

Heya! I used to be SpiritThief, and I really like Paul Shapera's works.

Question for me?

Kaguya-Houraisan

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 14:48                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Now use the Zekrom to get the Splatoon game back or you will get grounded!

Daddy, I sold your Video Card to a Enermous Shrine online!

Convert your faith to this club!

Leon_Kirkland_Wang

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 14:49                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

You WHAT????

Daddy, I sold your kidneys to a witch online!

Hello, kinda. Hong kong here.

Lonlier_Swadloon

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 19:47                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

I needed those!

Daddy, I sold the house to a moose online!

VoodoopunkSpectacular

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                                                Posted: Sat, 13/06/2015 22:31                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Find that moose. FIND. THAT. *******. MOOSE.

Daddy, I sold your Wii U to an insane dating simulator AI!!

Heya! I used to be SpiritThief, and I really like Paul Shapera's works.

Question for me?

Volo

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                                                Posted: Sun, 14/06/2015 00:04                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Are you sure it's not a pigeon you sold it to? (hah, hatoful boyfriend ref)

Daddy, I sold your roomba to a potato online!

Investigating the odd and novel is key to any good merchant's success!

halberd, he/it/they or none, adult

KyleSkrtSkrt

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                                                Posted: Sun, 14/06/2015 03:28                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

Another excuse to excersise.

Daddy, I sold your piñata to a pineapple online!

VoodoopunkSpectacular

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                                                Posted: Sun, 14/06/2015 03:35                                                (9 Years ago)
                                            

*derp face* I like pie.

Daddy, I sold your Flight Rising account to a Celebi online!

Heya! I used to be SpiritThief, and I really like Paul Shapera's works.

Question for me?