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1,000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart
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Posted: Sat, 04/06/2016 03:18 (9 Years ago)
Steal all the towels and make a beach party
click the image above to go to my toyhou.se
Posted: Sat, 04/06/2016 03:21 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Sat, 04/06/2016 07:45 (9 Years ago)
Dances to hight undertale music near offices and yell "THE END IS NEAR!!!"
Posted: Sat, 04/06/2016 07:47 (9 Years ago)
Throw Wynaut plushies at the manager's office door until he/she comes out. When they ask why you did it, scream the words 'WYNAUT?' and flee.
Posted: Sun, 05/06/2016 12:46 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Sat, 18/06/2016 03:02 (9 Years ago)
And all those who are making suggestions that will make PH safer, I agree with you and thank you.
Posted: Sun, 19/06/2016 03:54 (9 Years ago)
dress up as a cow and stampede the dairy isle. when arrested, have friends (dressed as cows) stampede police. go on and stampede all of the dairy isles.
Posted: Sun, 19/06/2016 14:45 (9 Years ago)
Just go to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask 'what' and walk off like you're really annoyed.
Posted: Sun, 19/06/2016 18:16 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Sun, 19/06/2016 21:57 (9 Years ago)
Title: got a long one but it's funny
step 1: buy a radio
step 2: buy a machine gun
step 3: get bad cosplay costumes
step 4: get 3 friends
these will be their jobs
gun shooter:they shoot the gun
radio freak: plays the radio LOUD (any song that is horrible) and dance like a 5 year old
That guy: gives a worker a bad day
Tarzan: goes on a shelf next to bouncy balls
now the fun part
Radio freak does his job same thing for That guy, 5 minutes in Gun shooter fires the gun at the radio while singing the lyrics to the last song then Tarzan jumps into the bouncy balls then everyone runs back to each other takes off their cosplay costumes and take a selfie
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
you are going to jail while also BEING BANNED FOREVER FROM WALMART!!!!
Posted: Mon, 20/06/2016 03:06 (9 Years ago)
Title: If your Walmart is open 24/7, great. If not, great.
1. A tight black suit with a mask (onesie works, t-shirt and leggings works, anything tight, jumpsuit, bathing suit, so long as it fits tightly)
2. Black umbrella
Step 1. Chang into tight black suit.
Step 2. Walk into the umbrella isle in the middle of the night, pretending to examine price tags. If it's open, someone will come to ask if you need help. Respond, "oh, no thanks. I have an umbrella, which is much better quality. So much better quality! So much better quality! Walmart stinks!" Etc. if it's the middle of the night and it's closed, take a picture of yourself, destroy half the building, leave the picture where someone will find it, and come into Walmart the next day wearing the same clothes as you did in the picture.
@FlowerFellFrisk, if you flee, you can't get kicked out.
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 17:46 (9 Years ago)
And all those who are making suggestions that will make PH safer, I agree with you and thank you.
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 18:44 (9 Years ago)
(Bonus points if in baby or toy aisles)
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 18:49 (9 Years ago)
Become a gijinka, most people hate gijinkas, those people will kick you out of walmart. When they do, attack the store with stuff.
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 18:50 (9 Years ago)
Wear painfully multi-color clothes and run around yelling 'ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD'
One bonus point for every person who says it with you.
Question for me?
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 18:52 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 18:54 (9 Years ago)
You take hot sauce and pour it down someone's nose.
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 18:59 (9 Years ago)
Sing DHMIS songs while throwing around glitter/clocks/paper hearts/computer games/food.
Question for me?
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 19:12 (9 Years ago)
Bring a bodybuilder and make him lift Baby Isle and throw it on Toy Isle.
Posted: Thu, 04/08/2016 19:34 (9 Years ago)
