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Dream World
XevTheCryptid's Gifts
| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
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Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! (Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store) | 1 Year ago |
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Well, yes. Barry: How do you get it? Vanessa: Bees make it. Barry: I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! Vanessa: It's organic. Barry: It's our-ganic! Vanessa: It's just honey, Barry. | 1 Year ago |
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How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? (Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his face) Vanessa: Is he that actor? Barry: I never heard of him. Why is this here? Vanessa: For people. We eat it. Barry: You don't have enough food of your own?! (Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry) | 1 Year ago |
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You've really got that down to a science. Barry: Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. Vanessa: I'll bet. (Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle) Barry: What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? (Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked) | 1 Year ago |
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He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! (Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head) Barry: What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? (Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder) Vanessa: Yeah, it was. How did you know? Barry: It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. | 1 Year ago |
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Vanessa: (To Barry) Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? (Barry is getting up off the floor) Barry: Yeah. Vanessa: (To Hector) What is wrong with you?! Hector: (Confused) It's a bug. | 1 Year ago |
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Dumb bees! Vanessa: You must want to sting all those jerks. Barry: We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. Vanessa: So you have to watch your temper (They walk into a store) Barry: Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, love. | 1 Year ago |
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It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Vanessa: Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. Barry: TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! Vanessa: You don't have that? Barry: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Vanessa: Oh, my. (A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him) | 1 Year ago |
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A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? Vanessa: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? | 1 Year ago |
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I just hope she's Bee-ish. (Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is closing up her shop) Barry: They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? Vanessa: To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. | 1 Year ago |
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Because you don't listen! Martin: I'm not listening to this. Barry: Sorry, I've gotta go. Martin: Where are you going? Barry: I'm meeting a friend. Janet: A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Barry: Bye. (Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head) | 1 Year ago |
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Vanessa! (As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up, discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the honey pool) Martin: We're still here. Janet: I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! Martin: Then why yell at me? | 1 Year ago |
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Watch this! (Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls into some rocks and explodes a second time) {♬ "Sugar, Sugar" ends when the plane blows up the first time. ♬} | 1 Year ago |
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Go ahead. I'll catch up. (Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead) Vanessa: Don't be too long. (Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane. He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane) | 1 Year ago |
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(Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but then burst out laughing) Vanessa: You coming? (The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane) Barry: Got everything? Vanessa: All set! | 1 Year ago |
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What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Janet: Would it kill you to make a little honey? (Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the honey pool) Janet: Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Martin: Barry, I'm talking to you! (Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park having a picnic with Vanessa) | 1 Year ago |
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You know what your problem is, Barry? (Barry pulls down his sunglasses and he looks annoyed) Barry: (Sarcastic) I gotta start thinking bee? Janet: How much longer will this go on? Martin: It's been three days! Why aren't you working? (Puts sunglasses back on) Barry: I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. | 1 Year ago |
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Janet: There he is. He's in the pool. | 1 Year ago |
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Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? Adam: There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Barry: Thinking bee. Worker Bee: Thinking bee. Worker Bees and Adam: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | 1 Year ago |
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Be quiet! Barry: They heat it up... Adam: Sit down! (Adam forces Barry to sit down) Barry: (Still rambling about Cinnabons) ...really hot! (Adam grabs Barry by the shoulders) Adam: Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! | 1 Year ago |
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(Adam's tone changes) This is not over! What was that? Barry: They call it a crumb. Adam: It was so stingin' stripey! Barry: And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? Adam: No. (Adam opens a door behind him and he pulls Barry in) Barry: It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. | 1 Year ago |
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You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! That's one-eighth a stick of dynamite! Barry: She saved my life! And she understands me. Adam: This is over! Barry: Eat this. (Barry gives Adam a piece of the crumb that he got from Vanessa. Adam eats it) | 1 Year ago |
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She's... human. Adam: No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. Barry: Her name's Vanessa. (Adam puts his head in his hands) Adam: Oh, boy. Barry: She's so nice. And she's a florist! Adam: Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! Barry: We're not dating. | 1 Year ago |
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Well... Adam: Well? Barry: Well, I met someone. Adam: You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! Barry: No, no, no, not a wasp. Adam: Spider? Barry: I'm not attracted to spiders. I know, for everyone else, it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. Adam: So who is she? | 1 Year ago |
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Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. Adam: Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Barry: Some of them. But some of them don't. Adam: How'd you get back? Barry: Poodle. Adam: You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out your job and be normal. | 1 Year ago |
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Adam: Sounds amazing. Barry: It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Adam: Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? | 1 Year ago |
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Bee Scientist #1: This can't possibly work. Bee Scientist #2: He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. | 1 Year ago |
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OK, Barry... Barry: And thank you so much again... for before. Vanessa: Oh, that? That was nothing. Barry: Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... (Vanessa and Barry hold hands, but Vanessa has to hold out a finger because her hands is to big and Barry holds that) (The custodian looks over again and it appears Vanessa is laughing at her coffee again. The lightbulb that he was screwing in sparks and he falls off the ladder) | 1 Year ago |
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Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. (Barry points towards the rum cake) Barry: Can I take a piece of this with me? Vanessa: Sure! Here, have a crumb. (Vanessa hands Barry a crumb but it is still pretty big for Barry) Barry: Thanks! Vanessa: Yeah. Barry: All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around. Or not. | 1 Year ago |
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Maybe I'll try that. (A custodian installing a lightbulb looks over at them but to his perspective it looks like Vanessa is talking to a cup of coffee on the table) Custodian: You all right, ma'am? Vanessa: Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Barry: Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Vanessa: Yeah, it's no trouble. | 1 Year ago |
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There's my hive right there. See it? Vanessa: You're in Sheep Meadow! Barry: Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! Vanessa: No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. Barry: Why do girls put rings on their toes? Vanessa: Why not? Barry: It's like putting a hat on your knee. | 1 Year ago |
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You do? Vanessa: Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. Barry: Really? Vanessa: My only interest is flowers. Barry: Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... (Barry points to a tree in the middle of Central Park) | 1 Year ago |
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That's the kind of stuff we do. Vanessa: Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? (Barry stands on top of a sugar cube floating in his coffee and paddles it around with a straw like it's a gondola) Barry: About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. Vanessa: I know how you feel. | 1 Year ago |
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He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" (Barry laughs but Vanessa looks confused) Vanessa: Is that a bee joke? | 1 Year ago |
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I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? (Pouring coffee on the floor and missing the cup completely) Vanessa: No. (Flash forward in time. Barry and Vanessa are sitting together at a table on top of the apartment building drinking coffee) | 1 Year ago |
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Have some. Barry: No, I can't. Vanessa: Come on! Barry: I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. Vanessa: Where? Barry: These stripes don't help. Vanessa: You look great! | 1 Year ago |
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I don't want to put you out. Vanessa: It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. It's just coffee. Barry: I hate to impose. (Vanessa starts making coffee) Vanessa: Don't be ridiculous! Barry: Actually, I would love a cup. Vanessa: Hey, you want rum cake? Barry: I shouldn't. | 1 Year ago |
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Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. Vanessa: That's very funny. Barry: Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Vanessa: Can I......get you something? Barry: Like what? Vanessa: I don't know. I mean...I don't know. Coffee? | 1 Year ago |
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I'm talking with a bee. Barry: Yeah. Vanessa: I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! Barry: I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. (Barry turns to leave) Vanessa: Wait! How did you learn to do that? Barry: (Flying back) What? Vanessa: The talking...thing. | 1 Year ago |
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I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, (Pointing to the living room where Ken tried to kill him last night) Barry: but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. (Vanessa stabs her hand with a fork to test whether she's dreaming or not) Barry: That was a little weird. | 1 Year ago |
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You're talking. Barry: Yes, I know. Vanessa: (Pointing at Barry) You're talking! Barry: I'm so sorry. Vanessa: No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Barry: Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. Vanessa: This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! | 1 Year ago |
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"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. (Vanessa is about to walk past Barry) Barry: Here she comes! Speak, you fool!...Hi! (Vanessa gasps and drops the dishes in fright and notices Barry on the counter) Barry: I'm sorry. | 1 Year ago |
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Barry: Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. (Barry disguises himself as a character on a food can as Vanessa walks by again) Barry: Oh, I can't do it. Come on!No. Yes. No.Do it. I can't.How should I start it? (Barry strikes a pose and wiggles his eyebrows) | 1 Year ago |
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Bye. (Closes door) (Fast forward to the next day, Barry is still inside the house. He flies into the kitchen where Vanessa is doing dishes) Barry: (Talking to himself) I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. | 1 Year ago |
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You could put carob chips on there. Vanessa: Bye. (Closes door but Ken opens it again) Ken: Supposed to be less calories. | 1 Year ago |
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My whole face could puff up. Andy: Make it one of your special skills. Ken: Knocking someone out is also a special skill. (Ken walks to the door) Ken: Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Vanessa: Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. (Vanessa tries to close door) | 1 Year ago |
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My brochure! Vanessa: There you go, little guy. (Vanessa opens the window and lets Barry out but Barry stays back and is still shocked that a human saved his life) Ken: I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Vanessa: Put that on your resume brochure. | 1 Year ago |
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You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Vanessa: Why does his life have less value than yours? Ken: Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? Vanessa: I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. (Vanessa picks up Ken's brochure and puts it under the glass so she can carry Barry back to the window. Barry looks at Vanessa in amazement) | 1 Year ago |
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Wait! Stop! Bee! (Andy drops the chip with Barry in fear and backs away. All the humans freak out) Ken: Stand back. These are winter boots. (Ken has winter boots on his hands and he is about to smash the bee but Vanessa saves him last second) Vanessa: Wait! Don't kill him! (Vanessa puts Barry in a glass to protect him) | 1 Year ago |
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I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. (Barry hits the lightbulb and falls into the dip on the table that the humans are sitting at) Ken: I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. (Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and is about to put it in his mouth) | 1 Year ago |
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...kind of stuff. Barry: No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. Ken: When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. Barry: (Looking at the light on the ceiling) There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. (Starts flying towards the lightbulb) | 1 Year ago |
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Barry: That is diabolical. Ken: It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. Andy: What's number one? Star Wars? Ken: Nah, I don't go for that... (Ken makes finger guns and makes "pew pew pew" sounds and then stops) | 1 Year ago |
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Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. (Barry tries to fly away but smashes into the window and falls again) Barry: What was that? (Barry keeps trying to fly out the window but he keeps being knocked back because the window is closed) Barry: Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...Drapes! | 1 Year ago |
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Ken, could you close the window please? Ken: Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? (Folds brochure resume out) Ken: Folds out. (Ken closes the window, trapping Barry inside) | 1 Year ago |
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I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. (A rain drop hits Barry and one of his wings is damaged) Barry: Can't fly in rain. (A second rain drop hits Barry again and he spirals downwards) Barry: Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! (WW2 plane sound effects are played as he plummets, and he crash-lands on a plant inside an apartment near the window) | 1 Year ago |
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Spray him, Granny! Dad driving the car: What are you doing?! (Barry escapes the car through the air conditioner and is flying high above the ground, safe.) Barry: Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. (Barry sees that storm clouds are gathering and he can see rain clouds moving into this direction) | 1 Year ago |
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Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! (Barry freezes as well, hovering in the middle of the car) Grandma in the car: He blinked! (The grandma whips out some bee-spray and sprays everywhere in the car, climbing into the front seat, still trying to spray Barry) | 1 Year ago |
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Ew, gross. (The man driving the car turns on the air conditioner which blows Barry into the car) Girl in the car: There's a bee in the car! Do something! Dad driving the car: I'm driving! Baby Girl: (Waving at Barry) Hi, bee. (Barry smiles and waves at the baby girl) Guy in the back of the car: He's back here! He's going to sting me! | 1 Year ago |
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Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to EAT IT! (A pollen jock coughs which confused Ken and he hits the ball the wrong way with Barry stuck to it and it goes flying into the city) Barry: Yowser! (Barry bounces around town and gets stuck in the engine of a car. He flies into the air conditioner and sees a bug that was frozen in there) | 1 Year ago |
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You are way out of position, rookie! Ken: Coming in at you like a MISSILE! (Barry flies past the pollen jocks, still stuck to the ball) Barry: (In slow motion) Help me! Pollen Jock #2: I don't think these are flowers. Pollen Jock #3: Should we tell him? Pollen Jock #1: I think he knows. Barry: What is this?! | 1 Year ago |