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Dream World
XevTheCryptid's Gifts
| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Solipse |
You know what your problem is, Barry? (Barry pulls down his sunglasses and he looks annoyed) Barry: (Sarcastic) I gotta start thinking bee? Janet: How much longer will this go on? Martin: It's been three days! Why aren't you working? (Puts sunglasses back on) Barry: I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. | 4 Months ago |
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Janet: There he is. He's in the pool. | 4 Months ago |
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Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? Adam: There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Barry: Thinking bee. Worker Bee: Thinking bee. Worker Bees and Adam: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | 4 Months ago |
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Be quiet! Barry: They heat it up... Adam: Sit down! (Adam forces Barry to sit down) Barry: (Still rambling about Cinnabons) ...really hot! (Adam grabs Barry by the shoulders) Adam: Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! | 4 Months ago |
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(Adam's tone changes) This is not over! What was that? Barry: They call it a crumb. Adam: It was so stingin' stripey! Barry: And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? Adam: No. (Adam opens a door behind him and he pulls Barry in) Barry: It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. | 4 Months ago |
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You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! That's one-eighth a stick of dynamite! Barry: She saved my life! And she understands me. Adam: This is over! Barry: Eat this. (Barry gives Adam a piece of the crumb that he got from Vanessa. Adam eats it) | 4 Months ago |
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She's... human. Adam: No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. Barry: Her name's Vanessa. (Adam puts his head in his hands) Adam: Oh, boy. Barry: She's so nice. And she's a florist! Adam: Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! Barry: We're not dating. | 4 Months ago |
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Well... Adam: Well? Barry: Well, I met someone. Adam: You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! Barry: No, no, no, not a wasp. Adam: Spider? Barry: I'm not attracted to spiders. I know, for everyone else, it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. Adam: So who is she? | 4 Months ago |
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Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. Adam: Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Barry: Some of them. But some of them don't. Adam: How'd you get back? Barry: Poodle. Adam: You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out your job and be normal. | 4 Months ago |
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Adam: Sounds amazing. Barry: It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Adam: Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? | 4 Months ago |
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Bee Scientist #1: This can't possibly work. Bee Scientist #2: He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
OK, Barry... Barry: And thank you so much again... for before. Vanessa: Oh, that? That was nothing. Barry: Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... (Vanessa and Barry hold hands, but Vanessa has to hold out a finger because her hands is to big and Barry holds that) (The custodian looks over again and it appears Vanessa is laughing at her coffee again. The lightbulb that he was screwing in sparks and he falls off the ladder) | 4 Months ago |
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Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. (Barry points towards the rum cake) Barry: Can I take a piece of this with me? Vanessa: Sure! Here, have a crumb. (Vanessa hands Barry a crumb but it is still pretty big for Barry) Barry: Thanks! Vanessa: Yeah. Barry: All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around. Or not. | 4 Months ago |
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Maybe I'll try that. (A custodian installing a lightbulb looks over at them but to his perspective it looks like Vanessa is talking to a cup of coffee on the table) Custodian: You all right, ma'am? Vanessa: Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Barry: Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Vanessa: Yeah, it's no trouble. | 4 Months ago |
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There's my hive right there. See it? Vanessa: You're in Sheep Meadow! Barry: Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! Vanessa: No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. Barry: Why do girls put rings on their toes? Vanessa: Why not? Barry: It's like putting a hat on your knee. | 4 Months ago |
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You do? Vanessa: Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. Barry: Really? Vanessa: My only interest is flowers. Barry: Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... (Barry points to a tree in the middle of Central Park) | 4 Months ago |
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That's the kind of stuff we do. Vanessa: Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? (Barry stands on top of a sugar cube floating in his coffee and paddles it around with a straw like it's a gondola) Barry: About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. Vanessa: I know how you feel. | 4 Months ago |
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He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" (Barry laughs but Vanessa looks confused) Vanessa: Is that a bee joke? | 4 Months ago |
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I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? (Pouring coffee on the floor and missing the cup completely) Vanessa: No. (Flash forward in time. Barry and Vanessa are sitting together at a table on top of the apartment building drinking coffee) | 4 Months ago |
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Have some. Barry: No, I can't. Vanessa: Come on! Barry: I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. Vanessa: Where? Barry: These stripes don't help. Vanessa: You look great! | 4 Months ago |
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I don't want to put you out. Vanessa: It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. It's just coffee. Barry: I hate to impose. (Vanessa starts making coffee) Vanessa: Don't be ridiculous! Barry: Actually, I would love a cup. Vanessa: Hey, you want rum cake? Barry: I shouldn't. | 4 Months ago |
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Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. Vanessa: That's very funny. Barry: Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Vanessa: Can I......get you something? Barry: Like what? Vanessa: I don't know. I mean...I don't know. Coffee? | 4 Months ago |
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I'm talking with a bee. Barry: Yeah. Vanessa: I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! Barry: I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. (Barry turns to leave) Vanessa: Wait! How did you learn to do that? Barry: (Flying back) What? Vanessa: The talking...thing. | 4 Months ago |
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I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, (Pointing to the living room where Ken tried to kill him last night) Barry: but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. (Vanessa stabs her hand with a fork to test whether she's dreaming or not) Barry: That was a little weird. | 4 Months ago |
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You're talking. Barry: Yes, I know. Vanessa: (Pointing at Barry) You're talking! Barry: I'm so sorry. Vanessa: No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Barry: Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. Vanessa: This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! | 4 Months ago |
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"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. (Vanessa is about to walk past Barry) Barry: Here she comes! Speak, you fool!...Hi! (Vanessa gasps and drops the dishes in fright and notices Barry on the counter) Barry: I'm sorry. | 4 Months ago |
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Barry: Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. (Barry disguises himself as a character on a food can as Vanessa walks by again) Barry: Oh, I can't do it. Come on!No. Yes. No.Do it. I can't.How should I start it? (Barry strikes a pose and wiggles his eyebrows) | 4 Months ago |
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Bye. (Closes door) (Fast forward to the next day, Barry is still inside the house. He flies into the kitchen where Vanessa is doing dishes) Barry: (Talking to himself) I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. | 4 Months ago |
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You could put carob chips on there. Vanessa: Bye. (Closes door but Ken opens it again) Ken: Supposed to be less calories. | 4 Months ago |
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My whole face could puff up. Andy: Make it one of your special skills. Ken: Knocking someone out is also a special skill. (Ken walks to the door) Ken: Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Vanessa: Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. (Vanessa tries to close door) | 4 Months ago |
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My brochure! Vanessa: There you go, little guy. (Vanessa opens the window and lets Barry out but Barry stays back and is still shocked that a human saved his life) Ken: I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Vanessa: Put that on your resume brochure. | 4 Months ago |
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You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Vanessa: Why does his life have less value than yours? Ken: Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? Vanessa: I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. (Vanessa picks up Ken's brochure and puts it under the glass so she can carry Barry back to the window. Barry looks at Vanessa in amazement) | 4 Months ago |
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Wait! Stop! Bee! (Andy drops the chip with Barry in fear and backs away. All the humans freak out) Ken: Stand back. These are winter boots. (Ken has winter boots on his hands and he is about to smash the bee but Vanessa saves him last second) Vanessa: Wait! Don't kill him! (Vanessa puts Barry in a glass to protect him) | 4 Months ago |
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I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. (Barry hits the lightbulb and falls into the dip on the table that the humans are sitting at) Ken: I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. (Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and is about to put it in his mouth) | 4 Months ago |
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...kind of stuff. Barry: No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. Ken: When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. Barry: (Looking at the light on the ceiling) There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. (Starts flying towards the lightbulb) | 4 Months ago |
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Barry: That is diabolical. Ken: It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. Andy: What's number one? Star Wars? Ken: Nah, I don't go for that... (Ken makes finger guns and makes "pew pew pew" sounds and then stops) | 4 Months ago |
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Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. (Barry tries to fly away but smashes into the window and falls again) Barry: What was that? (Barry keeps trying to fly out the window but he keeps being knocked back because the window is closed) Barry: Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...Drapes! | 4 Months ago |
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Ken, could you close the window please? Ken: Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? (Folds brochure resume out) Ken: Folds out. (Ken closes the window, trapping Barry inside) | 4 Months ago |
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I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. (A rain drop hits Barry and one of his wings is damaged) Barry: Can't fly in rain. (A second rain drop hits Barry again and he spirals downwards) Barry: Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! (WW2 plane sound effects are played as he plummets, and he crash-lands on a plant inside an apartment near the window) | 4 Months ago |
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Spray him, Granny! Dad driving the car: What are you doing?! (Barry escapes the car through the air conditioner and is flying high above the ground, safe.) Barry: Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. (Barry sees that storm clouds are gathering and he can see rain clouds moving into this direction) | 4 Months ago |
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Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! (Barry freezes as well, hovering in the middle of the car) Grandma in the car: He blinked! (The grandma whips out some bee-spray and sprays everywhere in the car, climbing into the front seat, still trying to spray Barry) | 4 Months ago |
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Ew, gross. (The man driving the car turns on the air conditioner which blows Barry into the car) Girl in the car: There's a bee in the car! Do something! Dad driving the car: I'm driving! Baby Girl: (Waving at Barry) Hi, bee. (Barry smiles and waves at the baby girl) Guy in the back of the car: He's back here! He's going to sting me! | 4 Months ago |
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Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to EAT IT! (A pollen jock coughs which confused Ken and he hits the ball the wrong way with Barry stuck to it and it goes flying into the city) Barry: Yowser! (Barry bounces around town and gets stuck in the engine of a car. He flies into the air conditioner and sees a bug that was frozen in there) | 4 Months ago |
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You are way out of position, rookie! Ken: Coming in at you like a MISSILE! (Barry flies past the pollen jocks, still stuck to the ball) Barry: (In slow motion) Help me! Pollen Jock #2: I don't think these are flowers. Pollen Jock #3: Should we tell him? Pollen Jock #1: I think he knows. Barry: What is this?! | 4 Months ago |
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Affirmative. (Vanessa Bloome starts bouncing the tennis ball, not knowing Barry is stick to it) Barry: Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. (Barry is being hit back and forth by two humans playing tennis. He is still stuck to the ball) | 4 Months ago |
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Candy-brain, get off there! Pollen Jock #1: (Pointing upwards) Problem! (A human hand reaches down and grabs the tennis ball that Barry is stuck to) Barry: Guys! Pollen Jock #2: This could be bad. | 4 Months ago |
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Yeah, fuzzy. (Sticks his hand on the ball but it gets stuck) Pollen Jock #3: Chemical-y. (The pollen jock finally gets his hand free from the tennis ball) Pollen Jock #1: Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. (The pollen jocks turn around and see Barry lying his entire body on top of one of the tennis balls) Pollen Jock #2: My sweet lord of bees! | 4 Months ago |
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Affirmative. (The Pollen jocks land near the "flowers" which, to the audience are obviously just tennis balls) Ken: (In the distance) That was on the line! Pollen Jock #1: This is the coolest. What is it? Pollen Jock #2: I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. | 4 Months ago |
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Cool. Pollen Jock #1: I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. could be daisies. Don't we need those? Pollen Jock #2: Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Pollen Jock #1: Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? | 4 Months ago |
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I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. Barry: That's amazing. Why do we do that? Pollen Jock #1: That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. | 4 Months ago |
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30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. (The pollen jock fires a high-tech gun at the flower, shooting tubes that suck up the nectar from the flower and collects it into a pouch on the gun) Barry: That is one nectar collector! Pollen Jock #1: Ever see pollination up close? Barry: No, sir. (Barry and the Pollen jock fly over the field, the pollen jock sprinkles pollen as he goes) | 4 Months ago |
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Wow! Flowers! (A pollen jock puts on some high tech goggles that shows flowers similar to heat sink goggles.) Pollen Jock: This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! | 4 Months ago |
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Scared out of my shorts, check. Lou Lo Duva: OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! (The pollen jocks fly out of the hive) Barry: Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! (Barry flies through the kite) | 4 Months ago |
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Hello! Pollen Jock #1: (To Barry)You ready for this, hot shot? Barry: Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Pollen Jocks: Wind, check. Antennae, check. Nectar pack, check. Wings, check. Stinger, check. | 4 Months ago |
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That's awful. Lou Lo Duva: (Still talking through megaphone) And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Pollen Jocks: (The Pollen Jocks run into formation) Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Lou Lo Duva: Black and yellow! | 4 Months ago |
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(To Barry) Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Bee with Clipboard: (To Barry) Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. Lou Lo Duva: OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! | 4 Months ago |
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Hello? Pollen Jock #2: Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Barry: Hey, guys. Pollen Jock #1: Look at that. Pollen Jock #2: Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Lou Lo Duva: Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. Pollen Jock #1: It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. (Puts hand on Barry's shoulder) | 4 Months ago |
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All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... Adam: (Through phone) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry: I'm going out. Adam: Out? Out where? Barry: Out there. Adam: Oh, no! Barry: I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. Adam: You're gonna die! You're crazy! (Barry hangs up) | 4 Months ago |
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Oh, this is so hard! (Barry remembers what the Pollen Jock offered him and he flies off) Adam: Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? (Adam turns around and sees Barry flying away) Adam: Barry! | 4 Months ago |