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Dream World
XevTheCryptid's Gifts
| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
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(To Martin) I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Judge Bumbleton: Call your first witness. Barry: So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. Klauss: I suppose so. Barry: I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Klauss: Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Barry: Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? | 4 Months ago |
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Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! | 4 Months ago |
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Montgomery: How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Judge Bumbleton: Mr. Benson? | 4 Months ago |
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! | 4 Months ago |
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Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? (Everyone looks closely, they are waiting to see if a Bee can really talk) (Barry makes several buzzing sounds to sound like a Bee) Barry: I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Judge Bumbleton: Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. | 4 Months ago |
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All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? Montgomery: A privilege. | 4 Months ago |
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What's the matter? Barry: I don't know, I just got a chill. (Fast forward in time and everyone is in the court) Montgomery: Well, if it isn't the bee team. (To Honey Industry lawyers) You boys work on this? Man: All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. | 4 Months ago |
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(Looking at the hundreds of people around the courthouse) I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. Barry: You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Security Guard: Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. (A limousine drives up and a fat man,Layton Montgomery, a honey industry owner gets out and walks past Barry) | 4 Months ago |
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It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. (We are no longer watching through a news camera) Adam: What have we gotten into here, Barry? Barry: It's pretty big, isn't it? | 4 Months ago |
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You sure you want to go through with it? Barry: Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! (Flash forward in time and we are watching the human news. The camera shows a crowd outside a courthouse) | 4 Months ago |
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And artificial flowers. Barry: Oh, those just get me psychotic! Vanessa: Yeah, me too. Barry: Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Adam: Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. Vanessa: This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. Barry: I guess. | 4 Months ago |
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You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Barry: Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. Adam: Frosting... How many sugars? Barry: Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Vanessa: Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Barry: Those are great, if you're three. | 4 Months ago |
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(To Vanessa) Why does he talk again? Vanessa: Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. Ken: But it's our yogurt night! Vanessa: (Holding door open for Ken) Bye-bye. Ken: (Yelling) Why is yogurt night so difficult?! (Ken leaves and Vanessa walks over to Barry. His workplace is a mess) | 4 Months ago |
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(To Ken) Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. Ken: (Pointing at Barry) Is that that same bee? Vanessa: Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. Barry: Hello. Ken: Hello, bee. Vanessa: This is Ken. Barry: (Recalling the "Winter Boots" incident earlier) Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. | 4 Months ago |
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Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. (Flash forward in time. We see Vanessa enter and Ken enters behind her. They are arguing) Ken: In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! Vanessa: It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Ken: Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? | 4 Months ago |
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Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Bee Larry King: Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. Barry: How old are you? Bee Larry King: The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. Barry: You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. | 4 Months ago |
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Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. (The scene changes to an interview on the news with Bee version of Larry King and Barry) Bee Larry King: Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? | 4 Months ago |
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Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. Jeanette: And I'm Jeanette Chung. Bob: A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! | 4 Months ago |
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Bee News Narrator: Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. Bee Protestor: No more bee beards! Bee News Narrator: With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. | 4 Months ago |
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What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Adam: Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Barry: Sting them where it really hurts. Martin: In the face! The eye! That would hurt. Barry: No. Martin: Up the nose? That's a killer. Barry: There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. | 4 Months ago |
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(He has been sitting in the back of the room this entire time) I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Janet: Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? Barry: I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. Janet: I remember that. | 4 Months ago |
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What? Martin: Talking to humans?! Adam: He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Janet: Make out? Barry! Barry: We do not. Adam: You wish you could. Martin: Whose side are you on? Barry: The bees! | 4 Months ago |
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Oh, Barry, stop. Martin: Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Barry: Do these look like rumors? (Holds up the pictures) Uncle Carl: That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. Janet: How did you get mixed up in this? Adam: He's been talking to humans. | 4 Months ago |
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Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! (Barry takes out his camera and takes pictures of these Bee work camps. The beekeepers look very evil in these depictions) Barry: Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. (Flash forward in time and Barry is showing these pictures to his parents) | 4 Months ago |
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This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? (Barry flies out and he discovers that there are hundreds of these structures, each housing thousands of Bees) | 4 Months ago |
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Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Bee in the apartment: Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. (The apartment room is completely empty except for a photo on the wall of the "queen" who is obviously a man in women's clothes) | 4 Months ago |
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Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? (Barry flies into one of the apartment and helps a Bee couple get off the ground. They are coughing and its hard for them to stand) Bee in the apartment: Yeah. It doesn't last too long. | 4 Months ago |
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They make the honey, and we make the money. Barry: "They make the honey, and we make the money"? (The Beekeeper sprays hundreds of cheap miniature apartments with the smoker. The bees are fainting or passing out) | 4 Months ago |
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A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. Beekeeper #2: They are pinheads! Pinhead. Check out the new smoker. Beekeeper #1: Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Barry: Smoker? Beekeeper #1: Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. | 4 Months ago |
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I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? (The truck goes out of view and Barry notices that the truck he's on is pulling into a camp of some sort) Truck Driver: We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. (Barry flies out) Barry: What is this place? | 4 Months ago |
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Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. (An ambulance passes by and it has a blood donation sign on it) Mooseblood: You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! (Mooseblood leaves and flies onto the window of the ambulance where there are other mosquito's hanging out) Mooseblood: Hey, guys! Another Mosquito: Mooseblood! | 4 Months ago |
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Bees hang tight. Barry: We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Mooseblood: Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. Barry: What if you get in trouble? Mooseblood: You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! Barry: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. | 4 Months ago |
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Hey, Blood. (Fast forward in time and we see that Barry is deep in conversation with Mooseblood. They have been sitting in this truck for a while) Barry: ...Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Mooseblood: Wow! Barry: I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. | 4 Months ago |
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Like tiny screaming. Guy in the truck: Turn off the radio. (The antenna starts to lower until it gets to low and sinks into the truck. The water bug flies off and Barry is forced to let go and he is blown away. He luckily lands inside a horn on top of the truck where he finds Mooseblood, who was blown into the same place) Mooseblood: Whassup, bee boy? | 4 Months ago |
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Moose blood guy!! (Barry starts screaming as he hangs onto the antenna) (Suddenly it is revealed that a water bug is also hanging on the antenna. There is a pause and then Barry and the water bug both start screaming) Truck Driver: You hear something? Guy in the truck: Like what? | 4 Months ago |
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Mooseblood: Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! Radio in the truck: From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. Mooseblood: But don't kill no more bugs! (Mooseblood and Barry are washed off by the wipr fluid) Mooseblood: Bee! | 4 Months ago |
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Triple blade? Mooseblood: Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! (Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the windshield) Mooseblood: Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! | 4 Months ago |
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All right. (Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the windshield wipers) Mooseblood: Uh-oh! (The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping them off) Barry: What is that?! Mooseblood: Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! | 4 Months ago |
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Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? Barry: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. Mooseblood: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! Another bug playing dead: I'm going to Tacoma. (Barry looks at another bug) Barry: And you? Mooseblood: He really is dead. | 4 Months ago |
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What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! (Barry hears a sudden whisper) (Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead) Mooseblood: Just keep still. Barry: What? You're not dead? | 4 Months ago |
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(Pointing to leaving truck) Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! (Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck) Car Driver: (To bicyclist) Crazy person! (Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck. Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere) | 4 Months ago |
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You're too late! It's ours now! Barry: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! Hector: You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! (Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders) Barry: Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! | 4 Months ago |
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You're busted, box boy! Hector: I knew I heard something! So you can talk! Barry: I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? Hector: I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! (Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword) | 4 Months ago |
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Supermarket Employee: Hey, Hector. You almost done? Hector: Almost. (Barry takes a step to peak around the corner) (Whispering) Hector: He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now (Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly) Hector: and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. | 4 Months ago |
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Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! (Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store) | 4 Months ago |
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Well, yes. Barry: How do you get it? Vanessa: Bees make it. Barry: I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! Vanessa: It's organic. Barry: It's our-ganic! Vanessa: It's just honey, Barry. | 4 Months ago |
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How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? (Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his face) Vanessa: Is he that actor? Barry: I never heard of him. Why is this here? Vanessa: For people. We eat it. Barry: You don't have enough food of your own?! (Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry) | 4 Months ago |
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You've really got that down to a science. Barry: Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. Vanessa: I'll bet. (Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle) Barry: What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? (Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked) | 4 Months ago |
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He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! (Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head) Barry: What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? (Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder) Vanessa: Yeah, it was. How did you know? Barry: It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. | 4 Months ago |
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Vanessa: (To Barry) Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? (Barry is getting up off the floor) Barry: Yeah. Vanessa: (To Hector) What is wrong with you?! Hector: (Confused) It's a bug. | 4 Months ago |
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Dumb bees! Vanessa: You must want to sting all those jerks. Barry: We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. Vanessa: So you have to watch your temper (They walk into a store) Barry: Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, love. | 4 Months ago |
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It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Vanessa: Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. Barry: TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! Vanessa: You don't have that? Barry: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Vanessa: Oh, my. (A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him) | 4 Months ago |
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A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? Vanessa: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? | 4 Months ago |
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I just hope she's Bee-ish. (Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is closing up her shop) Barry: They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? Vanessa: To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. | 4 Months ago |
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Because you don't listen! Martin: I'm not listening to this. Barry: Sorry, I've gotta go. Martin: Where are you going? Barry: I'm meeting a friend. Janet: A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Barry: Bye. (Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head) | 4 Months ago |
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Vanessa! (As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up, discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the honey pool) Martin: We're still here. Janet: I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! Martin: Then why yell at me? | 4 Months ago |
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Watch this! (Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls into some rocks and explodes a second time) {♬ "Sugar, Sugar" ends when the plane blows up the first time. ♬} | 4 Months ago |
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Go ahead. I'll catch up. (Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead) Vanessa: Don't be too long. (Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane. He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane) | 4 Months ago |
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(Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but then burst out laughing) Vanessa: You coming? (The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane) Barry: Got everything? Vanessa: All set! | 4 Months ago |
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What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Janet: Would it kill you to make a little honey? (Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the honey pool) Janet: Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Martin: Barry, I'm talking to you! (Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park having a picnic with Vanessa) | 4 Months ago |