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Dream World
XevTheCryptid's Gifts
| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Solipse |
Are they out celebrating? Adam: They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. Barry: At least we got our honey back. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Cannonball! (The bee gets stuck in the honey and we get a short montage of Bees leaving work) (We see the Pollen Jocks flying but one of them gets a call on his antenna) Lou Lu Duva: (Through "phone") We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Cannonball! (The bee gets stuck in the honey and we get a short montage of Bees leaving work) (We see the Pollen Jocks flying but one of them gets a call on his antenna) Lou Lu Duva: (Through "phone") We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Turn your key, sir! (Two worker bees dramatically turn their keys, which opens the button which they press, shutting down the honey-making machines. This is the first time this has ever happened) Bee: ...What do we do now? (Flash forward in time and a Bee is about to jump into a pool full of honey) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Dean: Stop making honey! (The bees all leave their stations. Two bees run into a room and they put the keys into a machine) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Can't breathe. (A honey truck pulls up to Barry's hive) Worker: Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. (Tons of honey is being pumped into the hive's storage) Bee Worker #1: (Honey overflows from the cup) Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... (Mr. Sting is sitting at home until he is taken out of his house by the men in suits) Sting: But it's just a prance-about stage name! Barry: ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. (An old lady is mixing honey into her tea but suddenly men in suits smash her face down on the table and take the honey) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Looking through binoculars) Wait for my signal. Take him out. (Winnie gets hit by a tranquilizer dart and dramatically falls off the log he was standing on, his tongue hanging out. Piglet looks at Pooh in fear and the Sniper takes the honey.) Sniper: He'll have nausea for a few hours, then he'll be fine. (Flash forward in time) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more (We see a statue of a bear-shaped honey container being pulled down by bees) Barry: than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. (We see Winnie the Pooh sharing his honey with Piglet in the cross-hairs of a high-tech sniper rifle) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. (As Barry is talking we see a montage of men putting "closed" tape over the work camps and freeing the bees in the crappy apartments) Barry: Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. (Men in suits are pushing all the honey of the aisle and into carts) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
What do you mean? Adam: We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. (Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to a man) Business Man: Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Reporter #1: Barry, how much honey is out there? Barry: All right. One at a time. Reporter #2: Barry, who are you wearing? Barry: My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. (Barry flies outside with the paparazzi and Adam and Vanessa stay back) Adam: (To Vanessa) What if Montgomery's right? | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Sorry. Barry: (Overjoyed) I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. Montgomery: This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Adam and Vanessa: Free the bees! Free the bees! Bees in the jury: Free the bees! Human Jury: Free the bees! Free the bees! Judge Bumbleton: The court finds in favor of the bees! Barry: Vanessa, we won! Vanessa: I knew you could do it! High-five! (Vanessa hits Barry hard because her hand is too big) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? (Barry points to the honey industry owners. One of them is an African American so he awkwardly separates himself from the others) Lawyer: What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
What is that? Barry: It's a bee smoker! Montgomery: (Picks up smoker) What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. (Montgomery accidentally fires it at the bees in the crowd and they faint and cough)(Dozens of reporters start taking pictures of the suffering bees) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. Adam: But you can't! We have a terrific case. Montgomery: Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Barry: (Barry flies in through the door) Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. (Vanessa walks in holding a bee smoker. She sets it down on the Judge's podium) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Continues stalling) Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
And assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub! (We see that the jury have each made their own paper boats after being taught how by Adam. They all look confused) Judge Bumbleton: Mr. Flayman. Adam: Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Judge Bumbleton: Where is the rest of your team? | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Bees don't smoke. Barry: Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! Adam: It is? It's not over? Barry: Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. (Flash forward in time and Adam is making a paper boat in the courtroom) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
What will the humans do to us if they win? Barry: I don't know. Adam: I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Barry: Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Adam: Oh, my. (Coughs) Could you get a nurse to close that window? Barry: Why? Adam: The smoke. (We can see that two humans are smoking cigarettes outside) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
What will the humans do to us if they win? Barry: I don't know. Adam: I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Barry: Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Adam: Oh, my. (Coughs) Could you get a nurse to close that window? Barry: Why? Adam: The smoke. (We can see that two humans are smoking cigarettes outside) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
What was it like to sting someone? Adam: I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! Barry: ...All right. Adam: You think it was all a trap? Barry: Of course. I'm sorry I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Yeah. I...I blew the whole case, didn't I? Barry: It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. Adam: I'd be better off dead. Look at me. (A small plastic sword is replaced as Adam's stinger) Adam: They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. (Flicks off the celery and sighs) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. (Adam is laying in a hospital bed and Barry flies in to see him) Barry: Hey, buddy. Adam: Hey. Barry: Is there much pain? | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Overreacting and throwing his body around the room) What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? Judge Bumbleton: I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! (Flash forward in time and we see a human news reporter) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Overreacting) The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Barry: Adam, stay with me. Adam: I can't feel my legs. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Adam, don't! It's what he wants! (Adam stings Montgomery in the butt and he starts thrashing around) Montgomery: Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Judge Bumbleton: (Banging gavel) Order! Order! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Don't y'all date your cousins? (Montgomery leans over on the jury stand and stares at Adam) Vanessa: Objection! (Vanessa raises her hand to object but Adam gets free. He flies straight at Montgomery) Adam: I'm going to pincushion this guy! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Oh, Barry... Barry: Yes, they are! Adam: Hold me back! (Vanessa tries to hold Adam back. He wants to sting Montgomery) Montgomery: You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? Adam: He's denouncing bees! | 4 Months ago |
 | XevTheCryptid |
| 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Are you her little......bedbug? (Adam's stinger starts vibrating. He is agitated) Montgomery: I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Barry: Yeah, but... Montgomery: (Pointing at Janet and Martin) So those aren't your real parents! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship (Points to Vanessa) to that woman? Barry: We're friends. Montgomery: Good friends? Barry: Yes. Montgomery: How good? Do you live together? Adam: Wait a minute... | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
...Yeah. Lawyer: Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Montgomery: Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. (To lawyer) You got the tweezers? Lawyer: Are you allergic? | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? Barry: I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. (Flash forward in time and Barry, Adam, and Vanessa are back in court) Montgomery: We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Adam: Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... (Barry stares at Adam) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Vanessa: And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN! (Ken leaves again and Vanessa leans in towards Barry) Vanessa: I'm sorry about all that. (Ken walks back in again) Ken: I know it's got an aftertaste! I LIKE IT! (Ken leaves for the last time) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? Vanessa: No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Ken: Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Vanessa: Goodbye, Ken. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Vanessa: Kenneth! What are you doing?! Ken: (Leaning towards Barry) You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! Vanessa: We need to talk! (Vanessa pulls Ken out of the bathroom) Vanessa: He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
You're bluffing. Ken: Am I? (flushes toilet) (Barry grabs a chapstick from the toilet seat and uses it to surf in the flushing toilet) Barry: Surf's up, dude! (Barry flies out of the toilet on the chapstick and sprays Ken's face with the toilet water) Barry: That bowl is gnarly. Ken: (Aiming a toilet cleaner at Barry) Except for those dirty yellow rings! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! (Ken switches the shower head to lethal) Ken: I've got issues! (Ken sprays Barry with the shower head and he crash lands into the toilet) (Ken menacingly looks down into the toilet at Barry) Ken: Well, well, well, a royal flush! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Water bug: Water bug! Not taking sides! (Barry gets up out of a pile of bathroom supplies and he is wearing a chapstick hat) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Enjoying the spray) I love the smell of flowers. (Ken holds a lighter in front of the spray bottle) Ken: How do you like the smell of flames?! Barry: Not as much. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
That's funny, I just can't seem to recall that! (Ken smashes everything off the sink with the magazine and Barry narrowly escapes) (Ken follows Barry around and tries to hit him with the magazine but he keeps missing) (Ken gets a spray bottle) Ken: I think something stinks in here! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
with your little mind games. (Ken is menacingly rolling up a magazine) Barry: (Backing away) What's that? Ken: Italian Vogue. Barry: Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. Ken: It's a lot of ads. Barry: Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Look at that. (Barry flies into the bathroom) (He puts his hand on his head but this makes hurts him and makes him even madder. He yells again) (Barry is washing his hands in the sink but then Ken walks in) Ken: You know, you know I've just about had it (Closes bathroom door behind him) | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Yeah, you do that. (Barry flies past Ken to get to the bathroom and Ken freaks out, splashing some of the wine he was using to cool his head in his eyes. He yells in anger) (Barry looks at the magazines featuring his victories in court) | 4 Months ago |
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(Menacingly) That's just what I was thinking about doing. (Ken reaches for a fork on the table but knocks if on the floor. He goes to pick it up) Vanessa: Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. (Ken quickly rises back up after hearing this but hits his head on the table and yells)I'm going to drain the old stinger. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Calling from other room) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. Ken: (To Barry) You think I don't see what you're doing? Barry: I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common. Ken: Do we? Barry: Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. | 4 Months ago |
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There's a little left. I could heat it up. Ken: (Not taking his eyes off Barry) Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. Barry: So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. Ken: That's where I usually sit. Right...(Points to where Barry is sitting) there. | 4 Months ago |
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Hello! Vanessa: I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... (Ken holds up his phone and flips it open. The phone has no charge) Vanessa: ...the battery...I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Ken: Oh, that was lucky. (Ken sits down at the table across from Barry and Vanessa leaves the room) | 4 Months ago |
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Are we doing everything right,you know, legally? Vanessa: I'm a florist. Barry: Right. Well, here's to a great team. Vanessa: To a great team! (Ken walks in from work. He sees Barry and he looks upset when he sees Barry clinking his glass with Vanessa) Ken: Well, hello. Vanessa: Oh, Ken! | 4 Months ago |
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Order! Order, I say! Ray: Say it! Man: Mr. Liotta, please sit down! (We see a montage of magazines which feature the court case) (Flash forward in time and Barry is back home with Vanessa) Barry: I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. Vanessa: I think the jury's on our side. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! Barry: This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! (Ray Liotta looses it and tries to grab Barry) Ray: Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Judge Bumbleton: Order in this court! Ray: You're all thinking it! (Judge Bumbleton starts banging her gavel) | 4 Months ago |
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I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. Ray: I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Barry: Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? | 4 Months ago |
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Oh, please. Barry: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Montgomery: That's not his real name?! You idiots! Barry: Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Ray: Thank you. Thank you. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
OK, that's enough. Take him away. (The bear stops roaring and thrashing and walks out) Barry: So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before? Mr. Sting: I was with a band called The Police. Barry: But you've never been a police officer, have you? Sting: No, I haven't. | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
You mean like this? (The bear from Over The Hedge barges in through the back door and it is roaring and standing on its hind legs. It is thrashing its claws and people are screaming. It is being held back by a guard who has the bear on a chain) (Pointing to the roaring bear) Barry: Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! | 4 Months ago |
| Solipse |
(Quietly) No. Barry: I couldn't hear you. Klauss: No. Barry: No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. Klauss: They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. | 4 Months ago |