I love my phone so much now. I will never let you go, phone. I will never let you go.

@acidicpoptartz DUDE. SEND ME DAISY'S NUDES. COME ON. COME ON. (Daisy's a dog btw, to you people)

omg. the new background is so cool. WHY DOESN'T AUSTRALIA CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN??? WHYYYY? I'm so sad, I'm going to eat these 2 large popcorn chicken's from Kfc. :3

Who the hell would name their child, Oomshi? o_o poor oomshi...

The truth has now been revealed, my true identity, is that I'm a part of an advanced species of avocados disguised as a human.

OMG. YES. I KNOW WHAT MY ALIAS IS NOW. Nice to meet you, I am Sir Meat Stuffington.

@acidicpoptartz OMG. I'M SO SORRY. I found out I haven't added you as a friend on POKEHEROES YET. BUT DON'T WORRY, I SHALL DO IT NOW.

It's a bit upsetting that I couldn't make my username longer, because my full name isesteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez. beautiful, isn't it?

ESTEBANJULIORICARDO COOKING TIME ~ Fairy bread is yummy.

@ACIDICPOPTARTZ. OMG. I JUST REALISED I LOST MY SHOE LACES AT SCHOOL. my shoe laces. :c

I'm going to change my profile photo soon. MORE PHOTOSHOP.

CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M FAT. I'M FAT. plz message me, little children. <3 and I'm scared I'll get banned on here. LOL.

pickles.

Seriously, kids need to learn how to spell these days or at least know, that they shouldn't use slang for every single word in their sentences. it looks ratchet.

TO EVERYONE ON POKÉHEROES. I WOULD LIKE TO ENSURE YOU, despite of my disturbing posts and signature, that seems as though I'm interested in children, I'm not a pedo. I'm not. I have a waifu and it's name is Butt Saggington. <3 so plz message me little children.

my signature is so random. lol. I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT A PHOTO. so I can post garbodors sexy photo again.

my avatar photo... is beautiful. *o*

@acidicpoptartz I was literally jumping around in joy when I found those rainbow sprinkly thingys. LOL. everyone was staring at me. o_o AND I'M STILL CONFUSED ON HOW TO MAKE A PHOTO MY SIGNATURE. and I'm changing my profile photo.

@acidicpoptartz I've been literally spending my whole life, trying to find where they sell those awesome rainbow sprinkly thingys that you find on fairy bread. TODAY I FOUND IT. FINALLY. AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF SEARCHING. now I can eat fairy bread. Cx the woolies clerk thought i was crazy.

@acidicpoptartz WAS THE S.O.S.E TEST EASY????? D: is most of the questions already answered in the asian studies book thingo midgigo?