Hit that slot machine jackpot for 7 whole nuggets 😎

Does Witch Vulpix evolve?

Congratulations! A shiny Heracross hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #152)!

Finally! Do I go for a male?

I try not to bring politics into things, but I don’t wanna watch the next few years play out. Any secret billionaires wanna send me to the ISS? I’m more qualified than the people Boeing stranded up there.

Is it the website or my Internet that’s slowing the refresh rate lately? I used to be able to click faster. Higher holiday traffic maybe?

Heads up! The Pokemon TCGP app went live today!

Surely, with 4000 tickets, I can get a shiny Lugia. Right? Surely.

To whomever bought 200,000 Oran berries from my shop: what are you preparing for? I only keep 10k on me for interactions. Should I be worried?

Congratulations! A shiny Combee hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #95)!

One more to fill my honey farm!

Congratulations! A shiny Combee hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #59)!

Eyyyyyyyyy only 2 more to go!

Dream Level 6 and T.Lv 35. Eventful day.

8 Zurude plushies and no shiny plush 😭

SHINY RETRO CYNDAQUIL LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Next Zarude plush is shiny. Let’s go!

You push the light blue key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look into it curiously...


1x Vortex of Time (Map) found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.

“Congratulations! A shiny Joltik hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #66)!”

66th egg had the shiny spider. Poetic.

UXIE EGG VOUCHER! MY LUCK IS BACK!

Another 10k berries and no new plush. My luck has run out.

3/5 Zurude plushes! Gone through ~10k Oran Berries so far. Gettin me that shiny plush!

“ Your PokéRadar recorded the 40th Joltik in a row! You have now reached the maximum chance of finding a shiny. Good luck!”

MOAR SPODERS!!!!!