I'm backkk. What did I miss?

man I cannot win tonight. My toddler hid my dead phone outside. I couldnt find it before it got dark. Sp I went outside with my dog and my three cats to go look. While in the dark I went to pet my long hair tabby male....it happened to be a skunk.... my big dog came to mamas rescue only for both of us to be sprayed. Now its down pouring outside and I didnt find my phone.
life is good...

Just received the "your pokemon miss you email" I'vee really been gone that long?

Ehhhh. I really don't want to play anymore
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I would wake up at 12:30am to go repair chicken coops... It's only the logical thing to do before starting my new job in the morning.....

It's scary how much in price the female solar Eevees are. I just know in a month they will be around 10,000

Would anyone like to be my guinea pig in trying out the battling function?

So I never used the battle function would someone like to battle me or how does this work. Do we need to battle at the same time?

Okay egg. Hatch out a shiny horses so I can event shiny hunt the Eevee. Plus spam the auction house.xD

#TwoDoubleZero

#badgiveaway

Did anyone else's Pokeheros crash?

I'll have a mega diance up for sale soon.

#DittoGiveaway

#LetMyPeopleGo

Completely forgot today was April fool's day. I thought the mods lost their stuffing.

I wonder how much is a Mega houndoom worth?

127 in and no shiny...I'm about ready to give up

Completely forgot that daycare eggs from the daycare man and rumble eggs do not break your chain.

All that hard work bottle feeding the runt every hour.... Just for my mama dog to lay on top of him...😭😭😭