Part of the reason why I chose this username is because, whenever I get an email from pokeheroes, it starts with "Hey, Friend!" It's like I'm getting a message from a buddy, and it never fails to brighten my day a little.
Also the confusing "friend has been added to your friendslist!" message is pretty funny

Shiny hunting must be horrible for the Pokémon. Imagine. You are Pokémon number 32, newly hatched from the egg. You get your first glimpse of the world, of your new trainer. You are filled with excitement and hope, gearing up for future adventures!
You are immediately chucked into a box. You cry but no one answers. No one ever will. Nothing to do. Your life darkness. Isolation. No one will save you. You will never leave the box. You and hundreds of thousands of others suffer the same fate. Worthless. Not wanted. Forgotten.
All because you were the wrong color.

"Why did the snail die when he heard your opinion?
Because he took it with a grain of salt!"
Hows that one, guys

If you're ever short on money, you should become a mercenary. Cause they make a killing!

Guys, I found out where hippopotamuses go to learn! Its called "hippocampus"

Thanks! You guys are cooler than the guy I keep in my freezer

I was at the dollar store and the products started floating. I guess the prices were so low that stuff was literally flying off of the shelves lol

Guys look at this deformed chick. It has no wings, all drumsticks. Really cool

people be constantly moping and complaining about their problems instead of trying to fix them and then wondering why their lives haven't gotten any better

NEVER use chicken broth instead of water to make pancakes. Worst mistake of my life

When you lay your eggs in the skull of another unlucky victim 😍
#justgirlythings

milk so good you can call it legendairy

inbred cat

Purebred cat

Listening to rock music

Poke heroes needs to change it's rules so that only people at the age of 13 can register an account. Jesus Christ on a paper plate, the stuff that goes on here is terrifying.

What type of music do flowers listen to?
... Death petal. :-D

shredded cheese is really grate

Damn I see people being all self deprecating on here. STOP. By making these jokes, and using yourself as a punchline, you are only reinforcing negative thoughts. This is a perfect way to make yourself feel worse, and make other people concerned. I would know. Instead of making jokes with the punchline "I want to die hahahaha" you should get some help, because you deserve it.

when a woman has an adams apple it's not an adams apple it's a madams apple