Part of the reason why I chose this username is because, whenever I
get an email from pokeheroes, it starts with "Hey, Friend!" It's
like I'm getting a message from a buddy, and it never fails to
brighten my day a little.
Also the confusing "friend has been added to your friendslist!"
message is pretty funny
Shiny hunting must be horrible for the Pokémon. Imagine. You are
Pokémon number 32, newly hatched from the egg. You get your first
glimpse of the world, of your new trainer. You are filled with
excitement and hope, gearing up for future adventures!
You are immediately chucked into a box. You cry but no one answers.
No one ever will. Nothing to do. Your life darkness. Isolation. No
one will save you. You will never leave the box. You and hundreds
of thousands of others suffer the same fate. Worthless. Not wanted.
All because you were the wrong color.
"Why did the snail die when he heard your opinion?
Because he took it with a grain of salt!"
Hows that one, guys
If you're ever short on money, you should become a mercenary. Cause
they make a killing!
Guys, I found out where hippopotamuses go to learn! Its called
Thanks! You guys are cooler than the guy I keep in my freezer
I was at the dollar store and the products started floating. I
guess the prices were so low that stuff was literally flying off of
the shelves lol
people be constantly moping and complaining about their problems
instead of trying to fix them and then wondering why their lives
haven't gotten any better
NEVER use chicken broth instead of water to make pancakes. Worst
mistake of my life
When you lay your eggs in the skull of another unlucky victim 😍
milk so good you can call it legendairy
Poke heroes needs to change it's rules so that only people at the
age of 13 can register an account. Jesus Christ on a paper plate,
the stuff that goes on here is terrifying.
What type of music do flowers listen to?
... Death petal. :-D
shredded cheese is really grate
Damn I see people being all self deprecating on here. STOP. By
making these jokes, and using yourself as a punchline, you are only
reinforcing negative thoughts. This is a perfect way to make
yourself feel worse, and make other people concerned. I would know.
Instead of making jokes with the punchline "I want to die hahahaha"
you should get some help, because you deserve it.
when a woman has an adams apple it's not an adams apple it's a