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Bizarre Adventure of Stupid Idiots [DND]

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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 20:56 (1 Month ago)
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Bardpril almost stood up. ALMOST.

However fate had other plans as Bardpril really liked the green-ness of the grass and continued to weep as she lied their.
[tl/n "Are you an Idiot? ^^"]
cyhyx
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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 20:58 (1 Month ago)
Mew raised an eyebrow (at least, tried to) which ended up her fighting with her eyebrows for control.

“If I become Twonkey Donkey. You become Baldy no Rizzy?”

She moved over a bit to nudge April with her foot. Urging the drunk ass to get up herself.

“As much as I love procrastinating. we should go. I’m not helping you up.”

April looked so sad and pathetic on the floor that Mew almost wanted to help. Almost.
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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:02 (1 Month ago)
However, mayhaps the due to the fact that NOTHING was happening and that NOBODY was heading to town... God has decided to send a hoard of tauros-mix-milktank-looking monsters charging towards them as if they were seeing red.

Quote from System ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ - A Hoard of Angry Taurmoos is charging towards your party. If every member of the party doesn't reach the [Safe Zone - Windflower Village] in 3 minutes, party members will suffer to extreme drawbacks and debuffs.
[tl/n "Are you an Idiot? ^^"]
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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:07 (1 Month ago)
April shakily raises her head and looked at the crowd of dust being gathered in the distance. Her eyes slowly widened.

"Y-you guys... What that coming towards us—!"

The ground was trembling like a grade 5 earthquake as a huge shadow reminiscing of a mob was running towards them at record speed.

April is immediately got back on her feet as if her butt was on fire. The previous listless expression on her face was gone, instead replaced with a slight terror and incredulousness at their current situation.

"Y'all, I think it's time to run for our lives..!"

And then April bolted.

Well at least tried to with a Dex of 0.
[tl/n "Are you an Idiot? ^^"]
cyhyx
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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:27 (1 Month ago)
Mew took one look at the boar and sprinted off after April, with much greater success as she had a dex of 5, overtaking April and then stopping once every few metres to look back at the boar and April wheezing to catch up.

“You know. We could kill it and then make it into Barbeque…”

Mew stared at the juicy and yummy looking meal. It was very tempting to catch and deep fry it.
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Posted: Tue, 10/06/2025 21:35 (1 Month ago)
"if it were one, MAYBE, BUT A WHOLE DAMN HOARD!?" April exclaimed in exasperation at Mew's big back hunger. Wheezing every few steps, slowly but surely she narrowed the distance between the two because one should never underestimate someone whose running with their life on the line.

Though looking back, the meat does kinda look good..

No!

April shook her head rapidly.

She mustn't be a big back!
[tl/n "Are you an Idiot? ^^"]
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Posted: Sun, 15/06/2025 22:34 (1 Month ago)
“So what? We can just fight because I know both of you got weak ass knees and probably can’t run meters without being outta breath.”

Mew smirked at them and looked hungrily at the oncoming hoard of monsters.

“Or we can run. If you guys wanna.”

The boars looked super yummy. She wasn’t gonna lie that she didn’t want to cook one up. But out of utmost consideration for her slow and old companions. Mew shall entrust them with the decision(s).
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