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I play Cynthia's theme on the piano reactivating bedrocks trauma and doing mental damage.

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I call on bedrocks mother doing trauma damage when she beats it

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I'm gonna throw a entire car at bedrock. *Don't ask how I threw a car 3>*

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I use Magical Death Spit!

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i roll my eyes at it

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I kick bedrock out of his house

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I use 2 pistons 2 tnt a trap door and lever to break the bedrock

I make the bedrock sit through a powerpoint presentation.

(it does nothing but inflicts psychic damage, which is impressive considering that the bedrock doesn't have a brain)

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I threw a dummy kitten.

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Throw it into motor acid.

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I'm going to just going to pull out a random sword from terraria and attack bedrock with it. *spin a wheel or smth for the sword lol*

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im going to scold it for being a naughty child and not listening to its mom

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I'm gonna grab some random ahh jester thing and throw at Bedrock. (The jester is SMC lol look him up if you muussttt.)

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grabs maybe rivulet and throws them at bedrock*

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Then I threw a bomb.

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I told the bedrock to summon xBladeRunnerEX!!!!

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I send a Red Lizard after it.

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Would you look at that!
We have made it to page 2 of this game.
I’m excited to see the growth and interest of the members.
Such mighty warriors rising up and showing excellent teamwork to take down this husky Bedrock!

As we have hit page 2, I will tally the latest attacks, and mark how much health the Bedrock has!
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Purpldraco134: “I have a handful of Vaporeon attack with Hydro Pump”

Considering the fact that Vaporeon is 3ft in length and as heavy as a child, a handful of Vaporeon might just be 1.
Still, now the Bedrock is soaked.
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KARUbin: “I used a command block to destroy the bedrock!!!
Unfortunately, I don't have creative mode to activate it”

(Side note: Leave the “what happens after” your attacks to me, but since I liked your answer, i’ll add it this time. Maybe in the future you can join me as a tallyists!)

The bedrock cracked up so hard that it…cracked?
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Drakonia: “I'm gonna press the brain blast button.”

Hi, i’m Carl! 🐒 Carl bonks the Bedrock
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I'm just going to use a rocket launcher on it.”

Team Bedrock is blasting off agaiiiiiin!!!!
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thatmudkipguy: “im gonna throw the corner of bedrock that was hit off earlier”

I MIGHT SWERVE, BEND THAT CORNER , WOAHHHH
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Drakonia: “I infect the bedrock with the Flu.”

The Bedrock grew wings and flu away from the infection.
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thatmudkipguy: “I hit bedrock with brainrot conversations, does mental cringe damage”

Durrrrrrr
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I play Cynthia's theme on the piano reactivating bedrocks trauma and doing mental damage”

DURRRRRRRRRR
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thatmudkipguy: “call on bedrocks mother doing trauma damage when she beats it”

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, imma do my stuff
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I'm gonna throw a entire car at bedrock. *Don't ask how I threw a car 3>*”

Bedrock: “HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT C—- “ 🚙 *BEEEEEEEP* 💥 💨 💫
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Drakonia: “I use Magical Death Spit!”

HAWK TUAH!!!! 🦙
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thatmudkipguy: “i roll my eyes at it”

Bedrock recommends rolling dice not your eyeballs. But would you look at that: SNAKE EYES!
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KARUbin: “I kick bedrock out of his house”

The world is its oyster!
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evolto: “I use 2 pistons 2 tnt a trap door and lever to break the bedrock”

Oh no…my Bedrock!
It’s broken!
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WishmakerJirachi: “I make the bedrock sit through a powerpoint presentation.”

Bedrock notices you used ChatGPT to put it together.
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JXFS: “I threw a dummy kitten.”

📞 9-1-1, yes, can we have PETA sent to JXFS’s location?
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Drakonia: “Throw it into motor acid.”

Not the first time Bedrock tried acid 😵‍💫
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I'm going to just going to pull out a random sword from terraria and attack bedrock with it. *spin a wheel or smth for the sword lol*”

*Wheel lands on Titanium Sword*
THWACK
The sword lands a heavy blow, leaving a crack split halfway down the middle of the Bedrock.

(The massive hit causes a -STAGGERED- status, making every hit from now on until page 3 DOUBLED)

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thatmudkipguy: “im going to scold it for being a naughty child and not listening to its mom”

Bedrock is secretly ok with receiving coal from Santa, so it doesn’t mind being a little naughty
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I'm gonna grab some random ahh jester thing and throw at Bedrock. (The jester is SMC lol look him up if you muussttt.)”

I couldn’t find any reference to what a jester from SMC is :(
Bedrock will pity you and pretend to be hurt a bit, but actually does get hurt laughing

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thatmudkipguy: “grabs maybe rivulet and throws them at bedrock*”

(0-0 There was a rule against throwing me but I guess throwing others is fair game.)
*maybe_rivulet gets rolled down like a bowling ball* STRIIIIKE!

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JXFS: “Then I threw a bomb.”

Bedrock then becomes the Bomb . Com 😎
Which is too much of a cool status. Bedrock is shy around fame.
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KARUbin: “I told the bedrock to summon xBladeRunnerEX!!!!”

*Bedrock shivers* It knows not to mess with me. We have a history.

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Drakonia: “I send a Red Lizard after it.”

The speed on that thing takes the Bedrock by surprise!

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Alrighty! That marks the end of the attacks, and I will add up all the damage now.

Total damage done: 135
Bedrock’s current HP: 865

Well done so far!
The Bedrock is currently -STAGGERED- and will be taking DOUBLE the damage until page 3.

I threw bedrock to the bedrock 🤯

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numel use magnitude

*magnitude ten*

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