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I threw the wither.

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I put whipped cream on the bedrock and eat the bedrock as if its a cupcake

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I shaved the bedrock's whipping cream but also scraping it's surface using a very giant razor blade.

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I used the Minecraft glitch to break bedrock! :P

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I called Notch to destroy the bedrock.

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I called KJ to use unlimited flex works on the bedrock for a phone 3.0

Yes, it's a KJ reference

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Remainder of 📄PAGE 8📄

The Bedrock is still -STAGGERED-


OrangePopplio: “I throw an Appletun Pie to the bedrock, that contains another piece of bedrock.”

The pie was a disguise?
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JXFS: “I'm going to throw a timberland boot!”

BING BONG
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Drakonia: “I throw a whole Iterator Superstructure at the bedrock”

(You’re killing me with these references I don’t understand lol. I never even heard of RainWorld)

Superstructure does superdamage!
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JXFS: “I use uranium.”

…bombs? 🧽
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Drakonia: “I use Saint Rain World to ascend the bedrock.”

*Bedrock gets wrapped up by it’s tongue, picked up through levitation, and dropped hard*
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KARUbin: “There was a chip of bedrock that fell a few pages ago right?

I PUT THE CHIP IN MY MOUTH AND USE IT LIKE A BULLET SEED >:D”


BBQ Bullet Seed goes crazy!
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Total Damage Done: 54
Bedrock Current HP: 310

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⚠️ -STAGGER- is no longer in effect ⚠️

I smack the bedrock with a metal baseball bat ten times

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📄PAGE 9📄

JXFS: “I use an actual bullet seed from a Bulbasaur. Professionals do the real deal. 🕶️”

Another one bites the dust!
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KARUbin: “The seed is chipped into the bedrock.

I use the mulch to make the root of the seed dog into the bedrock Xd
(Bullet Leech Seed)”

C-C-C-COMBO!!!!
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JXFS: “I threw a poison that whenever someone says "foot", it deals damage. (works only on one per person)”

(Interesting, i’ll allow it until page 10 if the Bedrock survives that long)

Something evil’s a foot…OH SHOOT I SAID IT…does it count now…ah man.
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CheeseSandwich: “I throw dream from Minecraft who is carrying a diamond pickaxe and a mace and a ender pearl”

Bedrock says: “He’s no TDM” <_<
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Drakonia: “I use animus magic to enchant the bedrock to take damage.”

The flames of local dragons have scorched the Bedrock!
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KARUbin: “I ask a surgeon to give the bedrock eyes...
I then threw bleach at the bedrock with his eyes open”

Bedrock always wanted to watch Bleach!
But not like this…
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I throw a rotted red lizard (rain world, but the watcher DLC)”

(Y’all and this Rain World. Back in my day it was Wayne World)

Drakonia already threw a red lizard on Page 2. My memory’s bad but not THAT bad.
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thatmudkipguy: “I assassinate the bedrock”

Technically impossible as an OHKO move.
But your attempts at least hurt it.
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JXFS: “I used the Dark Side Of the Force”

Bedrock becomes legally blind!
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Drakonia: “I leave a negative review for the bedrock.”

There goes Bedrock’s dreams of ever owning a business.
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JXFS: “I shipped him a bomb using Amazon”

Where’d you order this from? The Bomb . com?
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OrangePopplio: “I throw Jupiter”

At least it wasn’t Uranus
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Drakonia: “I cause an apocalypse by splitting a space-time teleportation portal in two and causing dimensions to rift into each other. Skip over a year, I befriended someone I didn’t know I would and ended up sitting in an asylum throwing stuff at a rock.”

Bedrock takes a pelting to
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JXFS: “Papers. I throwed office papers”

Good thing it wasn’t your homework papers because you would’ve lost points for saying “throwed” instead of threw.
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Drakonia: “I use my skills of enraging literally everything, including the bedrock.”

*Bedrock hurts itself in confusion*
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JXFS: “I bribed Gojo to destroy the bedrock.”

Gojo fails to destroy the Bedrock but gets a solid whooping in
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OrangePopplio: “I throw burnt water”

So…steam?
Or boiling water?
Let’s go with boiling.
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Drakonia: “I throw the rain (at mach 10)”

I BLESS THE RAIIIIIN DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAA 🎶
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Maybe_Rivulet: “I throw 5P's (rain world character) at the Bedrock telling him its his rot and that he needs to destroy it.”

Unsuccessful to destroy, but does a damage for each P.
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Miso-Soup: “I go into creative mode and try to break it

(I’m allowed to do this, right? :3)”

Depends how creative you get with it without breaking rules.
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Total Damage Done: 77
Bedrock Current HP: 233
(Helper Tallyist currently unable to tally)

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The Bedrock starts to shiver and shake.
The cracks become wider and wider. The light from the core becomes brighter.

Keep on attacking warriors! We are almost through!

Bedrock becomes -STAGGERED- once more for all of Page 10’s attacks!

I use a rabbit's foot to wish for the bedrock to get max damage.

(Can we make a GC for tallyists?)

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hi

I freezedry the bedrock using a freezedrier before grilling it in a volcano

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I roasted him. Literally.

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I throw Mcdonald's french fries with extra salt(the salt is on fire)

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I threw gasoline and a cigarette!

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I mixed the gasoline with lighter fluid and added TNT

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I throw No Significant Harassment!

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I threw Significant Harassment.

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I threw Seven Red Suns!

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I gave the seven red suns 208189371801726389181683961891 liter gasolne to increase their power

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