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I HAVE A FIRE IN MY HEART AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!

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Well I’m uh Draco I can slap people with my.. uh ….Hat

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Brilliant

I’m Spamton G Spamton, wanna be a [BIG SHOT]?

Huh




AIN’T THAT NICE???!!!





(also, here’s something you may or may not know about me: I’m never gonna find love… and yet, I’m still into romance. Do I have a problem? Maybe. Am I insane? Who knows? The point is that I’m never gonna have kids, and I’m -not- completely alright with it.)

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Am i real.

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Yes

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thanks love.

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:]

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ACHOOOOOOOOOOO






















I think I have a cold guys

YOU SNEEZED ON ME

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In a world gripped by a mysterious pandemic, a sinister strain of COVID-23 emerged, causing those infected to develop an insatiable craving for... broccoli. As the vegetable aisles emptied and people hoarded broccoli, an eerie silence fell over the once-bustling supermarkets.

Whispers of a haunted broccoli farm spread through the desolate streets, where masked figures roamed with cruciferous nightmares haunting their every step. The broccoli fields swayed eerily in the moonlight, casting long, ominous shadows that seemed to dance with the wind.

Legend spoke of a cursed broccoli recipe, a dish so terrifying that those who dared to cook it vanished without a trace. The survivors huddled in their homes, clutching their broccoli stockpiles and fearing the ominous knock of the Broccoli Phantom, a spectral figure said to visit those who didn't consume their greens.

Late one night, a brave soul ventured into the heart of the broccoli fields, armed with a garlic press and a cabbage shield. The air thickened with tension as they reached the abandoned farmhouse, where the ghostly aroma of roasted broccoli filled the air.

Suddenly, the Broccoli Phantom materialized, a spectral figure in a broccoli crown, brandishing a ladle. The phantom explained that only by crafting the perfect broccoli dish could the curse be lifted. With trembling hands, the adventurer concocted a broccoli casserole so divine that even the ghostly broccoli wilted in awe.

As dawn broke, the pandemic's grip loosened, and the world slowly returned to normal. The haunted broccoli farm faded into memory, but some say that on quiet nights, you can still hear the faint rustling of broccoli leaves and the distant sizzle of a haunted stir-fry.

In the aftermath of the broccoli-induced nightmare, a new horror unfolded. The survivors, relieved that the vegetable menace seemed to abate, soon discovered a chilling truth. The ghostly remnants of the Broccoli Phantom's curse lingered, manifesting in unsettling ways.

People reported bizarre occurrences – whispers of broccoli-induced nightmares that transcended sleep, haunting waking hours. Those who had mastered the cursed recipe found themselves haunted by surreal visions of broccoli forests that twisted and contorted into grotesque shapes. The once-innocuous vegetable had become a symbol of dread, a harbinger of doom that invaded every facet of life.

Rumors spread of a secret society, the "Broccult," dedicated to appeasing the lingering spirits of the vegetable curse. Witnesses spoke of clandestine gatherings where hooded figures engaged in eerie rituals involving broccoli offerings and cryptic incantations.

In the heart of the city, an abandoned broccoli factory became a focal point of supernatural activity. Residents claimed to hear the clanging of pots and pans within, as if an otherworldly chef prepared a ghastly feast. Some ventured inside, only to find themselves trapped in a surreal labyrinth of broccoli vines that seemed to defy the laws of nature.

As the haunting escalated, a group of intrepid investigators sought to unravel the dark mysteries surrounding the Broccult and the spectral broccoli factory. Armed with cruciferous-detoxifying technology, they delved into the heart of the vegetable-infested nightmares, where reality blurred and nightmares took on tangible forms.

Their journey led them to a forgotten cookbook, bound in broccoli leaves and inked with the ghostly residue of vegetable curses. It revealed the origins of the Broccoli Phantom and the recipe that bound him to the mortal realm. To break the curse once and for all, they had to concoct a dish so repulsive that even the Broccoli Phantom would recoil.

In a climactic showdown, the investigators faced the spectral chef, armed with their anti-broccoli arsenal. The air crackled with supernatural energy as they presented a culinary abomination that defied the very essence of broccoli. The Broccoli Phantom shrieked in agony, dissolving into a cloud of broccoli-scented mist.

As the curse lifted, the investigators emerged from the surreal nightmare, victorious but forever changed. The world, now free from the haunting grasp of the broccoli curse, began to heal. Yet, whispers of cruciferous horrors lingered in the wind, a cautionary tale for generations to come.

Is that about broccoli or Covid

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Both :)

In the eerie town of Quarantville, a mysterious virus known as COVID-19 lurked in the shadows, spreading fear among the unsuspecting residents. One by one, people began to vanish, leaving behind only the haunting echoes of coughs and whispers of "social distancing."

Rumors circulated of a sinister figure, masked and cloaked, who roamed the deserted streets, enforcing a chilling six-feet rule. Those who dared to defy it were condemned to an otherworldly quarantine, trapped in a realm where time seemed to stand still, with only the monotonous ticking of a ghostly clock echoing through the silence.

As the moon cast an eerie glow over the empty streets, a group of friends ventured out to uncover the truth. They stumbled upon an abandoned laboratory where a mad scientist, obsessed with viral experiments, had unwittingly unleashed the malevolent COVID-19 spirits.

The spirits, taking the form of ghastly viral particles, began to materialize, infecting the air with a ghastly mist. The friends, now trapped in a nightmarish dance of fever and chills, struggled to escape the clutches of the spectral pandemic.

They encountered haunted hand sanitizers and possessed face masks, each harboring the souls of those who had fallen victim to the virus. The once-ordinary objects now whispered tales of suffering and isolation.

Desperate for a way out, the friends stumbled upon a forbidden ritual rumored to banish the COVID curse. In a spine-chilling ceremony, they recited incantations while wearing hazmat suits, hoping to break free from the grip of the viral nightmare.

But the spirits, relentless and vengeful, retaliated with a surge of ghostly coughs and echoing sneezes. The very fabric of reality seemed to unravel as the friends faced the terrifying realization that they might be trapped in Quarantville forever.

As the spectral clock struck midnight, the town echoed with a haunting chorus of disembodied voices. The friends, their sanity hanging by a thread, clung to each other in the darkness, hoping for a dawn that seemed increasingly elusive.

And so, in the heart of Quarantville, the horror of COVID-19 persisted, its ghostly tendrils reaching out to ensnare anyone foolish enough to venture into its haunted realm. The town remained a chilling testament to the unseen terrors that could emerge when a virus transcends the boundaries of the living and the dead.

In the desolate hours that followed, the friends, now bound by the spectral chains of COVID-19, sought refuge in an ancient library hidden within the heart of Quarantville. Dust-covered books whispered tales of forgotten plagues and desperate attempts to defy the grip of infectious horrors.

Among the ancient tomes, they discovered a worn-out diary belonging to the mad scientist who had unleashed the viral spirits. It detailed experiments gone awry and a haunting obsession with creating a vaccine that would control the very essence of the spectral pandemic.

Driven by a desperate hope, the friends embarked on a perilous journey to locate the elusive vaccine components. They navigated through ghostly quarantine zones, where the air itself seemed to carry the weight of lost souls. Shadows danced eerily, mimicking the ethereal movements of the spectral virus.

As they delved deeper into the heart of the haunted town, the friends encountered spectral beings clad in hazmat suits, remnants of failed attempts to conquer the viral curse. These ghostly figures warned of the impending doom that awaited anyone who dared challenge the malevolent forces.

The library revealed a cryptic ritual, a final desperate attempt to break the chains that bound them. With ingredients gathered from the ghostly landscape, the friends assembled in a moonlit clearing. Chants echoed through the still night, and an otherworldly fog enveloped them as they conducted the mysterious ceremony.

Yet, the spirits, sensing their defiance, unleashed a tempest of ghostly coughs and haunting fevers. The air crackled with unseen energy as the friends battled the spectral forces, determined to unravel the viral curse that held them captive.

In a climactic moment, as the moon hung low in the haunted sky, the ritual reached its zenith. The air shimmered with a spectral gleam.

As dawn broke over Quarantville, the friends found themselves in a transformed town, no longer haunted by the malevolent spirits of COVID-19. The once-deserted streets now echoed with the sounds of life returning to normal.

The friends, forever changed by their harrowing ordeal, emerged as reluctant heroes in a town that had narrowly escaped the clutches of a supernatural pandemic. The ancient library, now free from the oppressive presence, stood as a testament to the resilience of those who dared to defy the unseen horrors that lurked in the shadows.

And so, the tale of Quarantville became a cautionary legend, a whispered reminder of the perils that could unfold when a viral nightmare transcends the boundaries of the living and the dead.

In the aftermath of the supernatural ordeal, Quarantville began the slow process of recovery. The friends, hailed as saviors, found themselves thrust into the spotlight as the town celebrated the return of normalcy. However, the scars of their spectral encounter lingered, etched into their memories like haunting echoes of a nightmare.

The once-ghostly figures in hazmat suits, now freed from their spectral prison, revealed themselves as remnants of previous attempts to combat the viral curse. Grateful for the friends' success, they shared tales of their struggles and sacrifices, creating a bond forged in the crucible of a shared supernatural battle.

As the friends delved deeper into the history of Quarantville, they discovered ancient prophecies foretelling the rise and fall of viral terrors. The mad scientist's diary hinted at a lineage of guardians tasked with preventing the recurrence of such spectral plagues. The friends, it seemed, had unwittingly assumed the mantle of protectors, bound by destiny to safeguard the town from unseen threats.

Embracing their newfound roles, the friends began training in mystical arts, honing their skills to detect and combat supernatural forces. The library, once a repository of dread, transformed into a sanctuary of knowledge, where they researched ways to strengthen the town's defenses against otherworldly incursions.

However, as the spectral energies waned, a new threat emerged. Whispers of a lingering malevolence echoed through the town, hinting at a force far darker than the spectral pandemic they had vanquished. Shadows deepened, and the air crackled with an ominous energy as the friends realized that their journey was far from over.

The ancient texts spoke of an ancient curse, an ethereal malevolence that sought to exploit the vulnerabilities of the living. The friends, armed with newfound knowledge and spectral abilities, ventured into the outskirts of Quarantville, where a long-forgotten graveyard harbored the remnants of those who had succumbed to the unseen forces.

As they delved into the haunted cemetery, the very ground seemed to pulse with an otherworldly heartbeat. Tombstones whispered tales of forgotten plagues, and the air hummed with the lingering regrets of the departed. The friends uncovered a hidden chamber beneath a dilapidated mausoleum, revealing an ancient artifact pulsating with dark energy.

With trepidation, they realized that the artifact was a conduit for the malevolent force, a bridge between the living and the spectral realms. In a daring confrontation, the friends harnessed their newfound abilities to sever the ethereal ties that bound the curse to the town.

The skies above Quarantville erupted in a dazzling display of spectral lights as the malevolent force dissipated, leaving the town free from the grip of the second supernatural threat. The friends, weary yet victorious, stood as guardians of a town forever changed by the intertwined threads of the living and the spectral.

And so, the saga of Quarantville became a trilogy of supernatural battles, a testament to the resilience of those who faced unseen horrors and emerged as unlikely heroes in a town haunted by the echoes of pandemics both mortal and ethereal.

i read that in The Click's voice

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Hold up, this ain’t English class. Why you writing whole fricking paragraphs here-

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And why is there COVID-19 if its not a problem anymore-

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No, No. It’s the apparent “Covid-23” now.

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It’s Covid 19 and 23

I’m gonna install antivirus…

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