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~:. The Owl House (Crack RP) .:~

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 21:56                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Welcome, to the crack version of our roleplay! Please make an actual character and try to post at least a few times with them before using them here. Ahem. Anyway, this is the crack version of the roleplay, where our characters break the fourth wall as much as they want and say and do whatever they want, and just make no sense. And also, PH Rules apply! Enjoy!

The Narrator that literally everyone can hear:

"Grrrreetings, fanmade The Owl House characters!! Welcome to the crack roleplay! I'd like to ask you all a question: What are your ships?"

Maylee's POV

"W-Well... um... my NOtp would probably be Maypoe. And my OTP is WayMay, Maylon, Waylee, MayWay, whatever you want to call it..." Her face flushed. "And Waygnes is a BROtp of mine. I think they'd make great friends! Oh, and I like Toshiko x Kaya, whatever that's called..."

Agnes's POV

"Ship?" Agnes asked in confusion.

Waylon's POV

"Okay, nice, nice- WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS? SHIPPING IS OVERRATED!"

Blair's POV

Blair dashed over and hugged a confused Agnes, whose expression read I don't even know you. "Personally, I love Agair! Or- Blagnes? AUGH, I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO CALL IT!!"

Deena's POV

Deena sighed. "I really, really don't care about this. Can I get back to fleeing the Emperor's Coven now?" "No, you CAN'T!" Handcuffs were slapped on Deena by Lucia. "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"

Florence's POV

"UH, WHAT IS GOING ON? I just got here!"

Now Playing: OMORI OST 003 - Lost At A Sleepover
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"Everything is going to be okay."

Axolotter

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:01                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Olivia: This is more nubbish than a Gigantamax buttcheek...
Oona: What the flip does that mean?!

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:02                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

"Pick me! Pick me!" Poe waved his hand back and forth. "I know my OTP!"

"You're just supposed to say it, moron," Brooksook muttered, scrolling through her phone in the folder of Zuzu pictures. "My otp is this! Now say it before we have to listen to your creepy voice anymore."

"May x me!" Poe.

"FireCinder!" Brooksook.

Toshiko glared at Brooksook. "This isn't about warriors."

"Yes it is."

"TOSHIKAYA IS SUPERIOR TO KAYAKO!" Toshiko (And me.)

"I don't like ships." Myran.

"Um, why am I here, exactly?" Arran.

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Axolotter

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:07                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Olivia: Does anybody wanna go to Starbok's?
Oona: Yeah! I want 2 PokéBrownies and a Sewaddle Wrap, please!

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:14                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Hi what is this thang is it a hyena clan, guys?

Hihi! Welcome to the Floofyena Shop!

Hyena Signature - 25 pd
Hyena Avatar - 50 pd
Hyena Wallpaper - 100 pd
Floofyena - 1k pd
Hyena Memeload - 5k pd

Axolotter

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:18                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Oona: *Blasts the narrator with electric lavagators and yeets Yoshi across the floor*

Olivia: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gangle-TADC

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:23                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

I am dogeico wow insurance

Gimme some dogecoin, bro

Hihi! Welcome to the Floofyena Shop!

Hyena Signature - 25 pd
Hyena Avatar - 50 pd
Hyena Wallpaper - 100 pd
Floofyena - 1k pd
Hyena Memeload - 5k pd

Axolotter

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:29                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

I don't have any dogecoin

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Gangle-TADC

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 22:29                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Awwwwwwwww!

Hihi! Welcome to the Floofyena Shop!

Hyena Signature - 25 pd
Hyena Avatar - 50 pd
Hyena Wallpaper - 100 pd
Floofyena - 1k pd
Hyena Memeload - 5k pd

Protagkinnie1000

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:08                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Maylee's POV

"Um... that's- a nice OTP you have there," May choked out, not wanting to be rude. She personally wanted to burn it.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:10                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

"Yay! It's canon!" Poe hugged her.

Brooksook scrolled through a few more pictures of Zuzu, then glared at Poe. "She never said that, creep."

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:38                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

May winced, and tried to squirm away. "U-Um. She's right, I never said that."

Waylon proceeded to throw an Abomination at Poe. "OKAY, leave her alone!" "Waylon!! Y-You, care about me?" "Uh, yeah? You're my friend?"

"O-Oh. Right."

Agnes blinked and stared at what was going on. "Welp, this is getting weird!"

"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?! You're being completely out of character!!" -Waylon

"But you're being worse. You're yelling when you're CALM most of the time!"

"YOU'RE NOT AGNES!!"

"Wh-What's going on?" Maylee stammered.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:39                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Suddenly a whole wedding scene appeared around Poe and Maylee.

Brooksook threw a shoe at his head and it vanished. "NO YOU'RE NOT!"

"WAIT, WHERE'D SHE GET A SHOE FROM?" Arran.

"THE LAWS OF THE NATURAL WORLD ARE BEING DEGRADED!" Myran.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:43                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

"NO!" Maylee screamed. Waylon became annoyed and threw a dagger through Poe's chest, which killed him (but he can just crack come back to life). "WAYLON!! D-d-did you have to do that?!"
Waylon shrugged. "Eh. Yeah. He creeps me out."
"Mutual!" Agnes sang. "Okay, you're saying things that make sense, Agnes, and that's creeping me out even more."
"Welp, anyway, come on, kiddo!" Deena suddenly broke out of the handcuffs and grabbed Brooksook and dragged her away. "HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THOSE HANDCUFFS?!" Lucia screamed.
"W-why is the Emperor's Coven here?" May queried. "Honestly, I'm wondering the same thing. Nothing here seems to be making sense," Waylon muttered.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:45                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

GIMME BUTTCOIN OR I EXPLOUD

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:46                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Brooksook screamed "I'M BEING KIDNAPPED AGAAINNNNNN"

Poe died in Maylee's arms. He continued dying because this was his goal in life and he didn't want to ruin the moment.

Arran ran after Deena. "LEEMEEMEEEE ARRESZTTTT YOUUUUU"

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:49                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Maylee shuddered and dropped Poe and slowly backed away from the chaos.
"No thanks!" Deena replied to Arran, zipping off on their Palisman. They disappeared in 0.02 seconds.
"OKAY, this world obviously defies the laws of physics!" Florence screamed.
"Who- are you, exactly?" Blair asked.
"Since when did you get here, sis?" Waylon asked, raising his unibrow.
"I honestly have no idea."
Lucia darted after Deena and also disappeared in 0.02 seconds. "I'LL GET YOUUUUU!"
"Why do certain characters seem to not be being posted about?" -Agnes
"Why do you keep acting out-of-character?" Waylon scowled. "Honestly, you're ruining EVERYTHING good about Agnes!"

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                                                Posted: Sun, 10/10/2021 23:59                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Poe came back to life. "MY LOVE, WHY'D YOU STOP HOLDING ME?"

Arran sobbed.

Brooksook died.

Myran existed and watched the chaos.

Toshiko poked her head in- then slowly retracted it and closed the door behind her.

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                                                Posted: Mon, 11/10/2021 00:15                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Your butt leveled up!

Booksook undied. Why she die in the first place. what. this much woerd.

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                                                Posted: Mon, 11/10/2021 00:18                                                (2 Years ago)
                                            

Brooksook died again.

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