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Literal Hell 2.0 (1x1 - Me and Phnx)

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:40                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"What is logic?" Error asked.

"I knew it. Logic doesn't exist if your name is Error apparently." Chaos laughed.

"Well logic is boring and stupid, like February." Error shrugged.

Shadow facepalmed. "This is the point where i'd usually point out how stupid you are, Error, but I'm pretty sure everyone has figured that out."

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:42                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"...I don't think February follows much logic either." Pyra sighed.

"HAH! "Not much" IS STILL MORE THAN NONE!"

"...Why did you make it a competition?" Chernobyl muttered.

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:43                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"YEA WELL LOGIC IS JUST STUPID RULES THAT DUMB PEOPLE FOLLOW, SO FOLLOWING SOME LOGIC IS WORSE THAN FOLLOWING NO LOGIC!" Error huffed.

"Error what the actual hell are you even saying at this point?" Chaos muttered.

"I think you mean 'What the literal hell'!" Error laughed.

"No, no i didn't mean that. Stop breaking the fourth wall." Chaos sighed.

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:47                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"D-don't say words like that!" Astrid said.

"Damn you." February replied to Astrid.

"I'm sure you've said worse." Ashen muttered.

"Do you want me to pull a knife on you, though?" Astrid, eyes narrowed.

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:51                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

Error muttered something about a firetruck for apparently 'no reason'.

Chaos literally threw her knife at Error, missing on purpose cuz she's not stupid. "Stop. With. The. References."

"Why should i? You can't exactly stop me."

Chaos sighed. "You're lucky you can't die."

"Ultimately my Luck will save me." Error laughed.

"And it has too many times to count." Chaos facepalmed, ignoring the obvious reference.

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:56                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"Now I want to jump off a cliff." Pyra said.

"...Why?" Chernobyl asked.

"Don't question it."

"Yes, please do! And take the weird flower with you!" Astrid said.

"I have wings." Ashen sighed.

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 20:59                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

Error was laughing. "Well this situation could be worse.."

"How the hell could this be worse? I have to put up with you and another annoying idiot in the same place at the same time" Chaos growled.

"Well we could be trapped somewhere and told the only way to leave is to kill someone and get away with it" Error laughed.

"ERROR NO" Chaos said.

"Well i'd win obviously." Corruption laughed.

"Hell no you wouldn't, i'd make sure of that myself" Shadow said.

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                                                Posted: Sat, 19/05/2018 21:08                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"...Are there any cliffs in this world? And do you have a map by any chance?" Pyra asked.

"I don't think jumping off of cliffs can solve your problems." Ashen replied.

"Crap, you're right, hope magic or whatever doesn't let me kill myself."

(thats a thing i actually thought of a while ago dont question it)

"What if someone pushed you?" Astrid asked.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 12:50                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

Shadow sighed. "No jumping off cliffs or pushing people off cliffs. Stopping Chaos from pushing February into a lake is gonna be bad enough without even more to put up with."

"It's gonna happen and nobody will stop me!" Chaos shouted, seeming very determined to get rid of February. Even though it's not going to happen.

"Chaos- I give up." Error sighed.

"I thought you never give up" Chaos laughed.

"I don't give up when it comes to videogames. In real life? Giving up is just too easy, and the easy option is the best option. Sometimes." Error shrugged.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 12:55                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"I just don't have to go near the lake, though." February said.

"Unless she dragged you over to it. Blackmail does wonders, too." Astrid replied.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 20:48                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"Trust me, if i want you pushed in a lake, you'll get pushed in a lake!" Chaos laughed. "By any means necessary!"

Error poked Pyra repeatedly, trying to get her attention obviously.

Shadow sighed and facepalmed for like the 50th time since version 2.0 began.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:20                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"...What..?" Pyra looked at Error.

"But I don't want to be pushed in a lake!" February replied.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:23                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

Error laughed and loaded up Mining Simulator and opened her inventory to show a crap ton of skins, including literally every legendary in the game, and also a skin literally named "Pyra Sparks". It was probably hacked to say that rather than it's original name, though.

"Sucks to be you." Chaos said, shrugging. "Maybe you shouldn't have been so annoying earlier."

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:39                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

Pyra inhaled, stood up, and searched for the nearest table to flip.

"I was never annoying!" February huffed.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:42                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

Error died of laughter. She literally couldn't even speak because she was laughing to much.

"Your personality is annoying." Chaos said, ignoring the fact that Error was kinda dying of laughter.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:45                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"What the hell does that even mean?" February muttered.

"It means that no matter what, you'll always be obnoxious as hell." Ashen said.

"Yes, you should jump off a cliff too!" Astrid exclaimed.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:47                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"Pyra..." Error said, seeming to have mostly recovered from dying. "I am absolutely not sorry. I do have other funny stuff too, that aren't to do with you but i'd never show or tell the person or people themselves" She laughed.

"I agree!" Chaos laughed.

"What the hell is it with you guys and talking about pushing people off or jumping off cliffs." Shadow said, facepalming. AGAIN.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:54                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"Well you SHOULD be sorry! That... that didn't even make SENSE!" Pyra replied.

"It's amusing." Astrid replied. "Sometimes, when I'm lucky, they follow each other, like lemmings..."

"No one would want to follow her off a cliff." Chernobyl laughed.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 21:59                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"The original name of it was 'Golden Sparks' So..." Error laughed.

Shadow sighed. "Nobody's gonna be jumping or getting thrown off cliffs and that's that."

"Wait let's give February the choice... February, would you rather get pushed in a lake or pushed off a cliff?" Chaos laughed.

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                                                Posted: Sun, 20/05/2018 22:00                                                (6 Years ago)
                                            

"...I know." Pyra sighed.

"NEITHER!" February replied.